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Ricardo Caballero


Ricardo stood there, a blank stare at the little girl's teasing. He had to endure it. Recovering his wallet was paramount, even if it meant jumping through all of the hoops a 17 year old might give. Which surprisingly, weren't that many. For some reason, both the fox and the girl were dead locked in a conversation about breasts?

It didn't quite fit with the fox to actually go down to that level. Or maybe it did. Foxes weren't above petty stuff, as far as he had read.

But what wasn't ready for was for the casual display of some sort of magic the little girl had. Ricardo resisted dropping his jaw at the spectacle, knowing full he'd be teased a lot for it. Hell, if the cute Russian accent exaggeration was of any indication, that girl loved to play around with people's expectations, words and the such. Feisty type... Which wasn't surprising given the fact she had aimed a gun at his face in a blatant sociopathic display to just get some humourous comment in.

"Uh, well. Just...call me Rickie. It's nice to know new things I guess." Ricardo just nodded, upon recovering the wallet, not deciding to actually bite in the rest of the comments. He breathed in relief. Despited the odd companionship, things eventually were turning out okay. "Well, you can always join us later, Setsura-san. I owe you both for the recovery of my wallet." He added as he placed it back in its rightful pocket, smiling slightly.

Well, foxes probably had more things to do in their spiritual lives. And he was not keen on asking what kind of ruckus was going down. It wasn't his job anyway.

He didn't have any. It was an extended vacation.

"Well, that means more for us, Ana." Rickie smiled. Sociopathic as she was, she was the first truly helpful person in a while. He extended his hand and gave the kid a friendly pat on the head."Five hundred is too cheap for a good deed, kid. Let me try and see if I can find some Borsch in this place for you. I mean, if little girls can fling weapons and have control over metals, surely there is a Russian restaurant around." He added as he begun to walk away.

"And for your information, I don't find using swearing and toting guns ladylike in the slightlest." He let a small jape in, feeling somewhat more confident. "Still, that was something. Specially that trick." He thought hard, as he extended his hand towards the grate, concentrating his mana to try and emulate the desire effect.

Only for it not to happen. Duh.

"That's something neat you have. I believe a lot of people around do have something like that. But moving that kind of stuff without waving your hand and saying something like 'In the name of cast steel i order you to move!' " Rickie added, while flailing his hand comically, just for nothing to happen. "Yeah, it's go--"

And it was just then, that by mere accident, Rickie had managed to create an spontaneous spell. The grate rattled ominously, as it went directly for the novice mimic mage's face. "--OH SHI!". Fortunately for Rickie, he had enough time to cover his visage from the impeding projectile.

Too bad it hit him square a meter downwards his face, making him squeak like a rubber toy. To his credit, he didn't fall to his knees like many men when submitted to such a low blow, but his face was a picture of barely contained pain.

"...let's go get that food." He winced.




Mei


Mei's ears flicked in response to the sheep demon's voice, perking up in Shun's direction, followed by a slightly narrowed gaze. Really, not even a polite cough to actually act as the Dragon-Sama's steward? They had entrusted a social newborn to a social inept. Mei would have laughed the situation and would have taken it as easygoing life circumstances, if not for the fact that the naive dragon-woman had the innocence of a child and the firepower of a nuclear bomb.

"...entrusted to you. I see." Mei repeated thoughtfully. "Such a wise choice, indeed. I wonder if they will recruit your brother in the bomb defusal squad after this." She said with no small hint of sarcasm. The foxwoman breathed deep.

Well, no use in complaining if I don't do something. The old fox steeled herself, as she gently caught the rattling of the chocolate box from the dragon-sama.

"Lady Ryuuko, this...is food. You take them out of their shell like this, since they are wrapped to not go spoiled, and eat them like this." She added, while showing a graphical description on how to proceed. And then she eyed Shun.

"I think, to be honest, Shun, that we should take the dragon-sama to the shrine. A place of the gods, for a goddess. Plus it'd be more homely and less noisy than in here." Mei added.

"And there's always free tea." She smirked.
@Pirouette-pokes-
Could mass poke them, if need be.


W I T H K N I V E S
don't kill the group


K I L L T H E M A L L
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Smoked half rack of ribs


A meat lover?

Freshly slaughtered lightly grilled pork sirloin served with small roasted potatoes and creamy cheese sauce.
Less is more. Stick to what you have got.
And done.
"Peh." Bobd gritted his teeth as the vampire continued his onslaught, his shield and that of his brother still on the defensive, as the vampire seemed to rip itself out of the ice at the cost of several limbs.

Was this how the captain Nero felt back at the Barrow? That these monsters were seemingly undefeatable? The man said, as his body tensed, the strain of the battle taking a toll. And then, something happened. An opening. A shiver went down the spine, as blood rushed from his face, into his muscles. This was it. He cast a furtive glance at his brother, who didn't need to answer to know what to do.

Both raised their shields, and tossed it at the vampire's legs. One last, all out attack. They skipped their breath as they lunged after the creature and the toss, their swords describing a brutal yet synchronized arc over the monster's head, as if a heavenly shear had come to pluck out the unholy being.

Meanwhile, the half giant winced. Despite her many wounds, the noise was bringing her back to the world of pain. A soft breath nearby, a gentle smell. A hand quivered, then shot against her target, bringing her close to her damaged body. The half conscious, delirious Mariah yanked Fanilly close to her frame, while whispering.

"Dolly, It hurts. Don't leave Mariah. So cold...but burning." She mumbled, half awake.




Nero smirked as he twirled his sword, seeing his taunt had worked on the mage... who was now struggling against the Delacroix's sudden spurt of offense. "Careful, I think the ladies want you." He smirked, as his attention turned to the other side of the battle. "Pity, though, I have to wait for my turn then." His eyes darted to the quickly closing line, as Sult's flames swung vividly against the skeletons. She grunted, panted, delivering heavy blows at the creatures, eating their defense bit by bit with the holy power of Reon.

"YOU WILL NOT HIDE FROM THE WRATH OF THE GODDESS." She spat, as she pointed at the Necromancer. But Nero could feel, that she was running pretty much on willpower alone. Maybe if she had trained more...

And then Nero spotted Tilli, and flexed his fist. His androgynous face sported a big grin. "Let me help you reach your sister." Nero said, and with the speed of a poisonous cobra, shot his arms to the Nem's main frame. His body flexed as he exhorted the name of the attack as a mockery.

"LION'S THROW! HA!" He said as he literally threw Tilli over the skeleton wall, right next to her sister.

Payback is sweet, isn't it? The ominous captain of the Ravens smugly told himself.
I do love me some food porn


Tiramisu.
I feel left out.


Same here. Lets talk about food porn.
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