Real name: Hermes
Mortal name: Christina Li
Nickname: Tina (by most everyone she knows), Chrissy
Age: 29 (appears); actual age is nearing 3,000
Appearance:
(I couldn't really find any art that fit what I wanted, but I can definitely change it to a drawing if you prefer it!)
i.pinimg.com/564x/eb/4b/92/eb4b929904… Tina is definitely not the most formidable of people, standing at a measly five feet and three inches and weighing less than one-hundred and ten pounds. Indeed, with her diminutive stature and petite frame, most people can't help but to find her...cute. Which pisses her off to no end (it doesn't help that she "looks like a twelve-year-old", according to Tina herself).
Tina has lively, expressive brown eyes and rosebud lips that are perpetually glossed to perfection. Her sleek black hair falls just past her shoulder blades (Tina would keep it longer, but she always gets so impatient and loves trying out new styles). It's stick-straight, which is quite irritating (she adores curly hair), but otherwise Tina doesn't mind. She likes to keep it in a high ponytail or a messy bun.
Tina doesn't think she wears that much make-up, although some of her co-workers disagree. In any case, she would never be seen in public with mussed hair or broken nails (especially broken nails. Nails are a serious business!) and she loves high heels and cute skirts. Although her favorite color is by far pink, Tina's wardrobe is a veritable rainbow of all sorts of colors, from pastel yellow to neon blue. She also loves fun jewelry and has an obsession with hoop and/or dangly earrings of all sorts.
Gender: Female
Sexuality: Bisexual
Pairs: tbd
Relationships with the other gods: tbd
Abilities:
-Winged sandals that allow her to basically fly from one place to another. They are currently disguised as fairy-wing high heels, though Tina is unaware of this. All she knows is that they give her a funky feeling whenever she wears them. Normally, she would be suspicious, but they're cute, so she keeps them around.
-Inhumanly fast and agile. This has manifested itself most directly in Tina being able to outrun everyone she's ever met (even track stars in high school!), even though she loathes cardio and would rather die than run on a treadmill.
-Persuasion. Although Tina isn't aware of it, she can subtly manipulate people's feelings and emotions through her voice alone. This trait gave rise to the association of Hermes with trickery and thievery in the ancient times, and it also gave Tina a reputation for being able to "talk the secrets out of anyone."
Strengths:
-Tina possesses a sharp intellect that allows her to quickly analyze any situation from every perspective and come up with a solution
-Capable of regurgitating all sorts of facts and figures
-A very talented multi-tasker-she can apply sparkly pink eyeshadow while reciting exact date that some famous actress or the other hooked up with their current boyfriend, broke up with their current boyfriend, got back together with their current boyfriend, and broke up again with the same boyfriend while operating a motor vehicle (which is quite an impressive feat in L.A. traffic!)
-Running in high heels of any sort (and outrunning you while she's at it)
-Tina is an organizational genius-she is prepared for everything, be it a slew of paperwork or a broken nail. And if she herself doesn't know how to fix it, there's a 99% chance that she knows someone who can
-Friendly and outgoing, Tina easily makes connections with people. She is well-liked amongst her peers. Her knack for remembering random facts and figures applies to faces and names as well
-Observant. Tina misses nothing
-Conversationally fluent in Mandarin Chinese; reasonably proficient in Spanish
Weaknesses:
-Tina just can't help but to chase a good story
-Can be shallow and superficial, especially when it comes to her looks
-Extra. Like, really, really extra
-Gets distracted very easily
-Will fight anyone and everyone, even when she knows she's wrong or can't win
-Doesn't think things through-Tina tends to be quite impulsive
-Flighty and erratic and inconsistent when she doesn't care about something with every fiber of her being
-Lives for drama, which should technically be a strength because that's what her job entails-drama-but this particular trait extends to Tina's personal relationships too, unfortunately. Can't keep out of other people's business
-Not very practical when it comes to clothing choices. She's been known to wear miniskirts in the wintertime (or what qualifies as winter in Los Angeles, anyway) then hate herself for it, only to do the exact same thing the next day
-Kind of a shitty driver, despite the fact she can apply some bomb ass winged eyeliner while operating a motor vehicle
-Also loves to gossip, and she's not great at keeping secrets
-A bit on the blunt side; too flippant and irreverent for her own good
Likes/Dislikes:
Likes-flowers and floral print (Tina is obsessed with flowers, for some obscure reason that even she is not entirely sure of), sushi, red bean baozi, watermelon and watermelon juice, short, ruffled/pleated skirts, crop tops, tank tops/spaghetti strap tank tops, sundresses, the smell of old books, sweets and sugary drinks, organization, sparkly gel plans and colorful planners, history, period dresses (she adores Victorian-era gowns), museums, high heels, choker necklaces, make-up, shopping, hoop earrings, cute clothes in general, strawberry milkshakes, glitter/sparkles, pop music (especially of the "trashy" variety), Chinese period dramas (because the outfits are so gorgeous), her hot-pink car, social media, strawberries, Starbucks fraps (even though they are so bad for you), talkative "sources", getting a scoop before anyone else, her job, gossiping, witnessing celebrity drama first-hand, fruit smoothies, sweet foods
Dislikes-boats (she gets horribly seasick), hamburgers (one food that she is content to stay far, far away from, thank you very much), disappointing other people, when people just won't tell her what they know (no matter how much she begs and pleads), people who think she's stupid because she likes gossiping and make-up, messy notes, drab clothing in subdued colors, ruining her hair/clothes/make-up, the smell of cigarette smoke, big dogs (but only when they slobber all over her. Big dogs are fine as long as they stay far, far away, ya feel?), disorganization, rainy days, long plane rides, racist/sexist people, when people are being annoying pieces of shit in general, when college guys hit on her because she literally looks ten years younger than she actually is (and especially when they won't back down when she tells them she's almost thirty!), being looked down upon because of her job (hey, a tabloid isn't New York Times or Washington Post-level journalism, but she's still a journalist!)
Personality: At a first glance, Tina is unnecessarily focused on small, overly specific details and unbearably girly. She is rather outgoing, and her cheerful (if slightly sarcastic) disposition is well-liked by her peers, even if they do make fun of her for her propensity of wearing high heels everywhere she goes. Tina is also too curious for her own good-she's been known to follow a lead past the point of sanity. She loves drama and she loves gossip, and what brings more drama and gossip than a good ol' fashioned celebrity scandal?
Tina is naturally people-smart and is good at picking up subtle hints that indicate shifts in emotions in others. She's a very good listener and always willing to offer comfort to other people, even if she will just have to add in a sarcastic quip here or there (indeed, she has an unfortunate tendency for making smart, snarky remarks at exactly the wrong times). Tina is perpetually impeccably organized and ready for anything. She's a bit of a perfectionist with a stickler for keeping everything neat and organized.
Despite her sharp tongue and dry humor, Tina is a natural-born diplomat and compromiser, capable of expertly mediating tense situations with her blunt matter-of-factness. Armed with a firm belief in common courtesy and a natural gift for "reading" people, she is able to get even the most stubborn of people to agree to things through the application of hot drinks and sugary treats and pure politeness. She has a breezy, brisk way of going about her business, and she is remarkably good at keeping track of and managing people, for all her sparkly (and gossipy) ways.
Finally, although one wouldn't guess it from Tina's outward appearance and mannerisms, Tina possesses a sharp intelligence and an ability to analyze all sorts of problems and situations in the blink of an eye. If you give her even the slightest clue, the tiniest hint, Tina will have the truth out of you. She is most certainly not as ditzy as she comes off as, and before you know it, she'll have the name of the mysterious woman GoodLooking MaleSinger was making out with at the club last night, her address, if she likes Pepsi or Coke, her phone number, her Instagram, Snapchat, and Twitter usernames (and maybe even the passwords), and (probably) her social security number out of you just like that.
+Determined, optimistic, analytical and observant/perceptive, spunky and spontaneous, vivacious
-Kind of annoying, impulsive, a bit shallow and superficial, silly, slightly ridiculous, really extra
Biography: Tina doesn't remember anything about being a goddess (or god, if you ask the ancient Greeks). In fact, the only thing she does remember is her life in Los Angeles. She's a gossip columnist for one of L.A.'s most famous (or infamous? Depending on who you ask) tabloids, and although it's no New York Times or Washington Post, Tina takes her job very seriously. Very, very seriously. Gossip, she finds, is always a serious matter-and doubly so when it has to do with the lives of rich and famous people.
Although she has no memory of it, Tina was once the messenger between heaven and Earth. Known equally for her efficiency and silver tongue, Tina was also the guardian of tricksters and thieves, able to persuade people that they just hadn't seen her steal a that bunch of grapes with her voice. Frivolous and flippant, Tina had built quite a reputation for herself...before.
Her frequent trips to the earthly realm in her life before has led to Tina adapting extremely easily to life with the humans. She was among the first to forget her true origins, and she will likely to be among the last to truly remember, if only because she's got more pressing concerns, such as, you know, whether Attractive Female Television Host is starting a Twitter feud with Generic Male Singer or not. And whether Generic Instagram Model has had lip-fillers and a nose, boob, and possibly knee (apparently those are a thing now? Even if they're not, it makes for quite an interesting story) job. In any case, Tina loves life on earth, whether she realizes it or not. Although those cute fairy-wing heels always give her such a weird vibe when she wears them.
Even though Tina doesn't mind her job as a gossip columnist, her true aspirations are in the field of investigative journalism. After a few false starts straight out of college, though, Tina's accepted the fact that maybe that wouldn't work out. And so she settled for the second-best option: a tabloid. All the annoyed celebrities aside, Tina loves her job, and more importantly, she's good at it. Give her the tiniest tidbit of information, the merest speck of a rumor, and she'll spin it into a salacious, headline-worthy story in the space of ten minutes. Celebrities may hate her for it, but hey, a girl's gotta eat. Tina also prides herself on having a very extensive network of informants, from the hairdresser at one of L.A.'s most trendy salons to the manager of the local McDonald's.
Although Tina's life is a veritable whirlwind, one thing's for sure: if you need the latest insider celebrity gossip, Tina's ya girl. No matter who, what, when, where, why, or how, Tina's always got the scoop. The credibility of aforementioned "scoop" may be a bit...questionable, but hey, that's just schematics. Beggars can't be choosers, yeah?
Other facts: Tina lives with (who she thinks is) her great-aunt, a cranky old cat lady who can't hear anything unless you scream into her ear.