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While the net was an intangible, the millions of device that ran the net definitely weren't. The big question on it was this: if someone was setting up a relay for a private network, why would they put it on the side of a building? That's what Brize was trying to solve. Of course, that was just an incidental series of thoughts. What she was actually doing was routine maintenance on a relay. They had multiple for redundancy and protection from physical attack, but she still needed to do routine maintenance on each one at some point. So there Brize was, hanging off of a roof with flashlight in mouth, tools in hand, and rope tied to ankle. If she wasn't getting paid for it, she'd probably be upset. Well, not upset. More if she wasn't paid, she wouldn't think about the relays at all.

As she worked on it, a familiar sight in the Sakanoshita pushed their way through the streets. In truth, Brize wished that the gaggle of enforcers would just walk on by. They had a meeting in an hour, after all. It would be bothersome to deal with them in any capacity. Still, Brize watched as they blundered their way in.

"Ack-"

She watched for a bit too long, as a matter of fact. She ended up slipping away from the relay as she focused a bit too hard on what the people were doing. With a twang, her descent was instantly halted. In a slight daze from the sudden stop, she sighed as she checked her pockets to make sure nothing fell out.

Well, the boss and her comedic foil could deal with the rabble inside. What Brize needed to do was figure out a way to escape this mess of her own design. For now, she'd just... hang in there.
Lv. 128
HP: 330/1210 SP: 183/1830 MP: 30/30
STR – 1038 | AGI – 237 | END – 254 | DEX – 117 | LUC – 70
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It was over. As it turns out, being a strength monkey did have its benefits. Who would have thought that she could negate restraint forms of CC by just ungabungaing them? While their drops were essentially useless besides flavour, it was still nice to get a big W against players. It was a great benchmark on what she could do. She didn't think that she could jump so high, but she did. She didn't think that she could slam people so high in the air that they flew, but she did. At this point, she felt like Joe Yabuki. She slowly drifted down and lay on the ground. Her eyes closed, pentazotl fading from underneath.

Then Ames suggested a break. Instantly, she got the Ashita no Joe good ending. With a quick flick of her legs, she shot back on her feet and regrouped with the rest of the gang.

"At this point, a stray shot could probably take me out. A break sounds good," she said. It was especially good because she had spent so much poop-sock grinding that she didn't know what it looked like. She wanted to see how her magic puddle compared to a housekeeping NPC + moving building combo, especially since dealing with the motherfucker with his own personal sun. Her jealousy was off the charts at this point.

Though in fairness, if she had either of those nuclei, then she would just end up using them as weapons. Such was the monkey brain.

"It would be pretty funny if these guys were part of a charity for war orphans, though." She said to the group as they inspected the common weapons. "You know. Supplying weapons to orphan soldiers."


Well, that was the ghost dealt with. At least, for a few seconds. Without a doubt, the lispy ghost skulked back into the walls to no doubt continue being an annoying shit. Well, out of sight, out of mind. For a few moments, anyways. While the Protector and the other healer dealing with the corpses, Apollo made it his plan to help Billy. If he was going to break through, Apollo might as well try to make the other side safer for him.

Apollo moved to get a view beyond the ice. The cracks would make it more difficult to see him, or so he had hoped. Plus, Billy actively breaking things down would probably make it easier. He scaled up the side of the remaining barrels, the weight of each one acting as a fair anchor for which he would climb. With the ability to see over the ice-wall, he could se- wait, was that the lisp ghost again?

Well, fuck it. Do the tried and true classic. Once again, energy gathered in his hand. Although he had to finagle a weird position of jamming his legs and elbow between barrels to make a pitch, he tossed another ball of light at Gunther. If it worked last time, it'd probably work again. Don't fix what ain't broke.


24 | Male | Freelancer | Bastard
Restraining Order | Spear | Physical | Unenforceable
Second Skin | Regrowth
God Complex | Light | Give Him Thanks
[Reveal (2), Purity (4)], Heal (16), Stabilize (0), Purify (6), Reflect (4), Damage X(6), Powerful (0), Trap (0), AoE (2), Full Extend (4)

DAMAGE: E | SPEED: C | SENTINEL: D | 750
[Silver Projectile][Damage X]
PHYSICAL: E | ARCANE: D | CHAOS: C | 480
Lv. 128
HP: 330/1210 SP: 183/1830 MP: 30/30
STR – 1038 | AGI – 253* | END – 276* | DEX – 117 | LUC – 70
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With nothing more than a fragment of HP and SP left and her body looking extremely charred and cooked through, Mags felt something deep and primal about the world.

Magic fucking sucked. There was nothing worse than being cockblocked in what you could and couldn't do. Thus, being trapped in the shame cube made it a bit rough to do anything. Still though, Mags had something that the Kannushi didn't: a slight numerical advantage. If one of her numerous allies could free her, she could certainly do something.

With one of the few things she could do, she summoned her field and lamented its ability. Sure, it was a cool novelty. In a world of magic, constructs, death beams, and bikes, it was a little lacklustre to not be affected by physical crowd control. Still, it was her field. If there was even a 1% chance of it doing something, she'd pop it up at this point.

With the warm seawater under her, she charged at the kannushi. Even if the barrier stopped her, her raw physical strength was certainly something to behold. She refused to die to some wacky snare plus death-beam-for-over-half-HP combo. She'd run over to the Kannushi and do what she was meant to do: pummel this motherfucker directly into the ground.

Especially because her god damn puddle cost SP and the Kannushi's solar sun cost nothing since he could cast that shit while unable to consume resources.

God she was jealous of that shit.


Even with his face torched, Apollo was still his belligerent self. Though, the pyromancers getting their souls ripped out of their body was a new one. With a massive barrel coming at him, Apollo jumped back out of the way, his mantrap dragging the two pinned pyromancers with him. It didn't quite matter since the Protector attempted to swat the barrel out of the way. Still, with the two pyromancers with him, Apollo did what he had to do. With brutal speed and efficiency, Apollo's mancatcher disengaged and he used the stick end to strike the two magi in the solar plexus. Such a blow would leave them out for a moment. At least long enough for Apollo to kick the ass of a ghost.

"Ain't my fault for someone sending tweens to war." Apollo snapped back at Aria. He wasn't going to really care about a few deaths here and there. If something happened, then it happened. He was reckless and uncaring as always.

With a radiant glow, a ball of light formed in his hand. Sure, the first one he threw was blocked. A good portion of that was his recklessness. This time, however, he wasn't immediately pitching the orb. No, he held it for a brief moment as the barrel flew at the ghost. It was a two-step plan this time. If the ghost tried to dodge the barrel, Apollo would toss it right at him. If he phased on right through like a ghost would, he'd toss it directly at him as soon as possible. It was a randomly made tag-team attack, but one that would have better results than Apollo just randomly tossing shit.


24 | Male | Freelancer | Bastard
Restraining Order | Spear | Physical | Unenforceable
Second Skin | Regrowth
God Complex | Light | Give Him Thanks
[Reveal (2), Purity (4)], Heal (16), Stabilize (0), Purify (6), Reflect (4), Damage X(6), Powerful (0), Trap (0), AoE (2), Full Extend (4)

DAMAGE: E | SPEED: C | SENTINEL: D | 750
[Silver Projectile][Damage X]
PHYSICAL: E | ARCANE: D | CHAOS: C | 570


With new pyromancers appearing, Apollo had suddenly found himself bombarded by fireballs. Of course, he did have a large indestructible way to defend himself. As the fireballs from purple and two-tone came at him, he swatted them away with his spear. Sure, it fucking stung as the pyrokinetics burst on his mantrap and the vibrations carried themselves to his hands, but he was fine. If Billy's hunk of rock could stop it with very little damage, Apollo swatting them out of the way wouldn't be much damage.

"Fucking christ!" He yelled in annoyance. "Why does every mission have to be fire everywhere and people coming out of shit like it's a clown car!"

Rather than saying this to nobody, it looked like he was directly yelling it at two-tone, briefly recharging after he threw a few fireballs.

In his fit of annoyance, Apollo went, for lack of a better term, berserk. Quickly turning around, he swung his mantrap at green-hair's skull, absolutely cranking him with the hunk of metal.

Once he had done so, he spun to deal with the two pyromancers who had been blasting him. In a feat of reckless abandon, he charged two-tone with his man trap with the aim of locking him within its jaws. Once collected, he'd push him directly into purple and go from there.

He'd probably just hide behind the two of them if needed. Ghost-gurt man would probably do something. Might as well use the teenagers for something.


24 | Male | Freelancer | Bastard
Restraining Order | Spear | Physical | Unenforceable
Second Skin | Regrowth
God Complex | Light | Give Him Thanks
[Reveal (2), Purity (4)], Heal (16), Stabilize (0), Purify (6), Reflect (4), Damage X(6), Powerful (0), Trap (0), AoE (2), Full Extend (4)

DAMAGE: E | SPEED: C | SENTINEL: D | 750

PHYSICAL: E | ARCANE: D | CHAOS: C | 660
Lv. 128
HP: 1120/1210 SP: 366/1830 MP: 30/30
STR – 1038 | AGI – 475* | END – 254 | DEX – 117 | LUC – 70
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With her skin now bubbling and blistering, time was now of the essence. Mags had to take action to deal with it. With a mech being summoned and her brief moments of alone time soon to be interrupted, she knew that she was one of the few people that could handle this current situation.

Taking a deep squat, each muscle of her leg seemed to flex and contract with a glorious power. This wasn't any ordinary stance. No, this was the power of [Huscle Muscle]. Her agility increased. Would it help her reach such fantastical heights? She didn't know. It was worth a shot.

With a titanic bound, she flew into the sky. The earth under her cracked once more and gave way, this time under the immense pressure of Mags' strength and agility. The roughneck yakuza princess had proven that perhaps man was meant to fly. At least, for a very brief moment. But that wasn't the point of her master plan. Perhaps every moment of being a brawler has led to this. No, that would be too little. Every second of her time in this game was meant to reach this moment of glory. Burning up as much gas in her tank as she could both in digital stats and mental energy, she went for it. This would be the [Guillotine Drop] to end them all.

As Mags approached the kannushi on the stone, she went for his neck. Her glorious arc in the sky was, in her mind, exactly enough to take him back down all the way.

Only one question remained.

Who was going to be Icarus and fly too close to the sun?
Lv. 128
HP: 1210/1210 SP: 1281/1830 MP: 30/30
STR – 1038 | AGI – 237 | END – 254 | DEX – 117 | LUC – 70
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"And I'll kick your ass too you son o-" Mags yelled back to Leif before the sudden increase in speed caused her brain to quickly reboot.

With the wind on her step thanks to Leif, Mags charged at their back line. Despite her reputation as a slow ass, she was, by virtue of a big stat number, marginally the fastest runner out of all of them. Leif just didn't have to run, so that made that comparison moot. However, the speed boost given to her was greatly appreciated.

Fighting tanks wasn't really Mags' style. She'd much rather blow up some squishy with her mighty fists.

The first strike set up tempo for fights. With the intent of striking the hand-jutsu mage with [Vein-Sealing Acupuncture] to suppress whatever resource they may be using. If she was going in, Mags was going in. Brutality was the name of her game. The samurai would probably have to deal with Amulak's flesh golem and Ames, at least for a moment. Raime blasting the backline would also help her get in.

However, this plan wasn't exactly without faults. She'd effectively be dealing with two people at once. Well, that was a problem for future Mags. Current Mags had a protein shake on the hip and half the mind to Smartman a Sanguine Downpour if things got a little sticky.
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