Avatar of Byrd Man

Status

Recent Statuses

5 yrs ago
Current "I'm an actor. I will say anything for money." -- Also Charlton Heston
7 likes
6 yrs ago
Starting up a preimum service of content from actors like Radcliffe, Day-Lewis, Bruhl, and Craig. Calling it OnlyDans.
3 likes
6 yrs ago
Please, guys. The status bar is for more important things... like cringe status updates.
4 likes
6 yrs ago
Gotta love people suddenly becoming apolitical when someone is doing something they approve of.
4 likes
6 yrs ago
Deleting statuses? That's a triple cringe from me, dog.
4 likes

Bio

None of your damn business.

Most Recent Posts

<Snipped quote by Lord Wraith>

He'll be Thor after that!

I'll see myself out.


"You’re Thor? Well, I’m tho thor I can hardly pith!"
<Snipped quote by AndyC>

It's not fanfic until you include the sex scene between Supes and Luthor, in which there is a special... utilization, shall we say, of Kryptonite to keep things manageable.

Ask @Lord Wraith for tips.


You mean the Wraith who wrote a sex scene? The Wraith.
<Snipped quote by Byrd Man>
Makes sense. What year did he take over do you reckon?


I can't remember. It was after I left, so 2008-2009ish?
<Snipped quote by Byrd Man>
Eleven years. Nitemare is a goddamn machine. My word.


He wasn't there at the start. It was started by another RPer who left not long after it started. I was one of the original co-GMs, but NMS came in early enough and ended up taking over and made it the reason it's lasted eleven years.
I mean, objectively it is the most successful game imported from Superherohype. It’s been going on since at least 2010 by what I can recall. But trying to frame “CAH is better” is as unproductive as it is disingenuous in a place of conversation we’re in to try to remain constructive, cooperative, and committed.


Since 2007, I think.
Okay, this might get lost in the shuffle, but I finished off my Hellblazer arc because I'm going on vacation starting tomorrow and will be gone until the 10th. I'll be around and might post in the OOC thread, but no IC posting.


Epilogue


Hollywood
8:20 PM


Charlie Rembrandt took a deep breath and closed his eyes. It was some kind of hallucination he'd just seen, it had to be. All the time spent ignoring sleep had finally caught up with him. He opened them again, slowly this time. He found that it didn't work The man was still standing across the street, leering at him. Charlie knew the lean, acne-marked face well. It had been on the cover of every LA paper during the summer of ‘85. As a boot, Charlie had been part of the taskforce to hunt the man who was hunting people for sport, the man who held a city of millions captive with his crimes.

The face of Richard Ramirez, the Night Stalker, was one Charlie would never forget.

And he kept staring at Charlie, that lopsided grin on his face. It was like he was in on some joke that Charlie wasn’t. And he looked the same has he did back in ‘85, hadn’t aged a day. Despite the fact that he was supposed to be dead for some years now. Charlie started towards him, ignoring people passing by on the Hollywood street. They were certainly ignoring the sight of the serial killer among them. Ramirez stood there, hands in his jean pockets and a bloodstained AC/DC shirt on his torso.

Charlie crossed the street. Ramirez continued to stare and smirk, even as he got closer and closer. Charlie was five feet away from him when he stopped. Not because of anything Ramirez did, but what came down the street. A maniac dressed in all black and a hood was running down the busy street with a hatchet above his head, screaming in German. Charlie watched him go, the only one there who even bothered to look up at the sound of the man's screams. He started to pull his sidearm out when the man disappeared.

And then he appeared again, this time further down the street and running back towards Charlie, still screaming and still waving the hatchet. He got to the spot he'd been at before when he disappeared, reappearing once more at the other end of the street and running back.

“What the fuck is going on?”

---

East L.A.
9:44 PM


The landlady banging on the door woke John out of his sound sleep.

Señor Constantine, el mago. Es la policía.

“Bloody hell,” John murmured, picking himself up off the bare mattress that lay directly on the floor.

He shuffled across the floor dressed only in his skivvies. Mrs. Sanchez was waiting for him at the door. Along with Charlie Rembrandt.

“We need to talk,” Rembrandt said as he pushed his way through past John.

He shut the door on Mrs. Sanchez and turned to look at John with wide eyes.

“I’m seeing things… things I don’t understand. The sky is green, I’m seeing… I’m seeing fucking ghosts. I saw Richard Ramirez hanging around Hollywood for fuck’s sake!”

John walked to his pack of cigarettes and struck one up. He offered the pack to Rembrandt, who eagerly lit up. He had complained about the taste a few days ago, but now he was steadily puffing away.

“What the fuck is going on, John?! You’re the expert in all this.”

“Suppose I am,” said John. He plopped back down on the mattress. “Ghosts and all that proper shite doesn’t work like you think it does. It’s all based on belief and psychic trauma. If you leave a big enough footprint, people remember you after you’ve gone. What you saw wasn’t the Night Stalker, but a psychic impression of him. It’s a copy that shuffles around, but it can’t hurt you or do anything at all but act on a loop.”

“Like the fucker I saw running down Hollywood with an axe? Just on an endless loop.”

“Oh, you saw Krazy Klaus?” John asked with a smile. “He was some bloke from the 20’s or 30’s who snapped and killed his whole family with a hatchet. There’s a ghost Bronco that goes up and down the 405, existing simply because millions of people watched it on live telly. It’s nothing to do with unfinished business or revenge of any of that that, it’s everything to do with the power of memory. That green bollocks in the sky? That’s the collective psychic residue of Los Angeles. Think of it like emotional smog.”

“But why now?” asked Rembrandt. “I’ve been living in this city all my life. Why am I seeing it now?”

“That contract,” said John. “The one you shouldn’t have touched, the one Ray warned you not to touch. It was an enchanted item, Charles. Powerful magic, simple but powerful. It seems that when you touched, it gave you far more than a shock.”

Rembrandt’s eyes looked down at his hand. He scowled and walked towards the window of Constantine’s apartment. Outside, the emerald sky churned on above. He could see creatures, hellish things that looked like featherless and skinless vultures, soaring in the thermals of the night.

“It pulled back the curtain, Squire. Opened your third eye and all that jazz. You’ve got the Sight, Charlie.”

He looked to his right when he saw John standing beside him, a wide grin on his face.

“Welcome to my world.”

END
<Snipped quote by Byrd Man>

There's a joke here, but I'm too classy to make it.


I was trying to get it going. It's not a superhero OOC thread if we don't make a bunch of Dick... Grayson jokes.
<Snipped quote by Byrd Man>

Maybe that's what it was. All I remember is the censor was so robust that if any part of a word happened to contain a prohibited word, it would throw asterisks over that part.


Yeah. Ass you could write, but asshole got censored.
<Snipped quote by Byrd Man>

You can do whatever you want Byrd, we're all friends here.


I've tried Dick before. The results were hit and miss.
© 2007-2026
BBCode Cheatsheet