Also, I just now realized that @Master Bruce's admission of not reading posts yet means all those likes he gave out are meaningless trophies.
Think of it as him liking the effort.
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STATUS: "I'm an actor. I will say anything for money." -- Also Charlton Heston 5 yrs ago
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"I'm an actor. I will say anything for money." -- Also Charlton Heston
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Starting up a preimum service of content from actors like Radcliffe, Day-Lewis, Bruhl, and Craig. Calling it OnlyDans.
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Please, guys. The status bar is for more important things... like cringe status updates.
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Gotta love people suddenly becoming apolitical when someone is doing something they approve of.
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Deleting statuses? That's a triple cringe from me, dog.
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Think of it as him liking the effort.
E: Also holy shit Bruce and Byrd have known each other since I was three, I feel more like a lil sprout than I usually do now, lol.
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Where do babies come from?
Any time a woman sees this:
Boom! Pregnant.
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Wow, if any of you think this guy is intimidating, you should see one of his recent profile photos on Facebook. He had a reflective mirror making his own head larger than it would normally appear. This is not a man to be feared. This is a man to mock with love.
And trust me, I've known this bastard since 2004. We've been through every imaginable up and down, up to and including him leaving my ass for some woman he went off and married. Not that I'm bitter about that or anything.
You spoke more eloquently about me getting married than my own father did. So, you're good on that front.
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I mean it. I'm friendly...
So, a friend who shall remain nameless has told me that some of you see me as "intimidating" and don't feel like you can come to me with any questions, issues, advice, insert thing here. Don't feel like that. I'm a nice guy. Like, seriously.
I read all posts. And I do so before I post to ensure I didn't miss anything important.
I also had read all the OOC posts before I even applied, and continue to read them all.
I'm doing my best to keep up with both.
Ha! You won't fool me into spilling my secrets. And not because I don't have that much planned, either; as we've discussed, I have a great many plans! So many plans it would make your head spin! I could talk all day about my plans, and the only reason I'm not starting now is because I don't want to! Not because the plans don't actually exist, oh no. A good try, all, but this vault of plans shall remain sealed!
(Did it work? Did I fool them into believing the guy still working on his second post is actually way ahead of the game?)
Also, I am very well prepared. I'm not just writing one step at a time and hoping it all makes sense in hindsight. *sweats*
@Byrd Man That's my favorite story from you in quite a while.
EDIT: I think I said that last time you ran Constantine, too, though.
Well, thank you. Hopefully I can keep it going when I get back to writing the next story.
If my crack about making people uncomfortable contributed in any way, I apologize. I promise I'm only guilty of having a lame sense of humor, and I don't intend to be unwelcoming towards anyone... except @Byrd Man, and that's only because I worry he'll make the South rise again.
Oh, ho ho, it's talk like that that has the "South" rising as we speak.
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