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Oh. Well, that's an easy win, then.
Guess I can retire back to your mom's bed early, in that case.
Nah, son. It's gonna be like how Grant Morrison was a character in Animal Man.
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Nah, son. It's gonna be like how Grant Morrison was a character in Animal Man.
It's me. We about to break the fourth wall and get fucking trippy with this shit.
Best Post: @Byrd Man as John Constantine; The Curse of Frederick Waltham
I sat here for too long looking at the blank space below this choice. I went for this link immediately once I saw a “Best Post” category, but I find myself without any idea where to begin. There’s so much to love here, from Waltham’s desperation to Stowe’s abject terror. Perhaps the most amazing part is that this post doesn’t even focus all that much on Constantine himself. 10/10, would read again.
Thank you for the kind words. About John not being the focus, I think some of my favorite moments from the Hellblazer comic are always when John gets out of the way and lets the characters get their comeuppance. That's pretty much what I was going for there. The scene with Waltham at the typewriter was also inspired by this really bad VH1 sci-fi anthology series from like 2000 called Strange Frequency. It involved a piece of sheet music Hendrix wrote before he died, and Roger Daltrey as a hammy as fuck devil.
I refuse to vote on the grounds that it will boost @Byrd Man's ego and I want to keep him hungry and desperate for approval.
Ah, the old 50's father approach.
It was more like I was upstairs when my mom stabbed my dad and they were arrested before a long string of stays at various family members houses began. 2007.
The only natural response to that information.
"Strip" and "bush" in the same comment. @ErsatzEmperor was right, we really are writing @Lord Wraith's next sex scene for him.
Next time I'll just reference O.J. Simpson. Now that's a very different kind of sex scene.
I got a ton of first place awards for academic achievement as a kid. Lost em when my parents got arrested a decade ago then.
Did... you get them stripped away from you? Like a whole Reggie Bush situation?
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Funny. She bent over backward, too.
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But first in your mother's bed.
Psh. I got actual awards. My spelling bee trophies would like to have accurately spelled words with you.
Now that I think about it, I don't think I ever got an award or ribbon for participation. The worst I've received awards or ribbons for events and competitions were third place.
Third place in the competition, last in your father's heart.
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