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SALSA VERDE
SALSA VERDE

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Hi, I’m Salsa Verde, arguably the best salsa and formally known as the writer, Syn. I’m a Wildlife Biologist traveling the country looking to work with the coolest: herps, mammals, birds, and invertebrates I can get my hands on. I also like plants, trees, and fungi specifically. I’ve been writing for about 13 years now and recently decided to get back into it. I enjoy anything from casual to high roleplay, 1x1, and arena. My main genres tend to be anime, SOL, and superhero but I’m really down to participate in anything. And yeah I like all that weeb shit.

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@Nawmaing

I'll do my best to not shoot myself.


Mention:@Ambra



Radio head was a breed built for not just endurance, but for racing as well. Hitting his prime in four short years of age, there were very few horses at the race who could only hope to hold a handle to the bucking bronco. Confident he didn’t need to expel too much of Radio head energy or reveal any of his tricks in hand, Joseppi instead simply kept patting the horse and whispering sweet nothings into his ear. Whatever he was whispering seemed to be working, radio head’s hooves stomped into the ground so furiously it appeared as though the earth was experiencing major upheavals. The marks in the ground were severely cracked with marks of Radio heads distinct horseshow pattern. A dozen or so small stars coated the entire rim of the horseshoe, similar to the purple star birthmark etched on the flesh of his neck.

Cutting through the rest of the competition he had finally made it out just a few meters behind the girl with a plume of feathers. Utilizing aerodynamics, Joseppi began to draft behind her using the slipstream created by her horse to close the gap between them. About to slip from out of her stream in order to overtake her he noticed she turned around to face him. Unintentional to him the image she caught was a menacing one. Both horse and rider had a look of animalistic determination obscured in shadow only revealing the light glowing from their eyes. Her horse slowed allowing from him to ride up alongside her, her glare and sight of pure annoyance was like a stab to his heart. Once side by side Joseppi’s demonic figured faded in an instant as if he were molting old skin.

Now all that was left was a huge smile and an air of radiant positivity. He leaned back and blindly reached into his bag knocking trinkets and papers together until he was finally able to get ahold of his gift. Undoing the button, he retrieved and revealed a beautiful wildflower harvested from the nearby Death Valley. The sun only served to enhance the golden color it was coated in which he could only hope to field a positive response from her. “I don’t think we met yet, but I couldn’t help notice your beauty from all the way across the starting line. For you” he said tucking one arm under his chest and bowing in respect. Unfortunately, while he was rummaging through his bag, he had undone the strap holding it close. Her wanted poster slipped out once more almost if the girl was attracting it to her like a magnet.

Before she could even warrant a reply, the paper flew out and slapped itself against the face of Jules. Once she would pull it from her face she would be greeted by a mirror image, but with a slight addition of the words Wanted and Dead or Alive.


Mention: 「 N/A 」



All in all, this Annie person didn’t seem to impress with whatever Joseppi was trying to sell her, but he was a firm believer in when life gives you lemonade you make lemons. He started to rely on the fact that she wasn’t a threat and just someone in the wrong place at the wrong time. Whether or not he would protect her from the rest of the stand users here had yet been decided. After all, Neon Knight looked astute and capable enough to defend his blissfully ignorant user. Yet despite all that, Joseppi was interested in the side of her that was making her way back to New York, both of their homes. Accepting her invitation he made his way over to Radio Head, unhitched his reigns, and made his way to the beach behind Annie. Whatever happened at the beach would hopefully paint a clearer picture of their fates intertwined.

Time carried on like marching soldiers until the race called for its competitors to arrive to their marks in preparation of the final countdown. After having taken some time for himself with Annie, the lone ranger made his way back to the starting line almost gallivanting to his spot without a semblance of worry. 1890 was his spot perhaps even the luckiest of the entire race save for 0777. Passing racer after race he made his way cozily into his spot before surveying the rest of his competition. There was almost anyone you could think of there, from men to women to every race under the San Diego sun, it was quite the spectacle. His eyes sweeping up and down stopped and made a double take when he saw one girl in particular or rather an amazon. She was taller than any of the other females that had failed to catch his attention at the race, not only was it her height that drew him in but the familiar look in her eyes as if he had seen her face somewhere before.

Contemplating on where he had seen the half Amazonian half Musketeer, his knapsack on the side of Radiohead flew open expelling all of his papers and scattering them about. One paper flew up and blew back into Joseppi’s face obscuring his view. Unbeknownst to him it was none other than the wanted poster of the exact girl in front of him. Annoyed at the paper suctioned to his face he ripped it off without so much as giving it a glance. It seemed fate was trying to pull him closer to her, but in his obsession, he ignored it, rolling up the paper and tucking it back in his bag. A cacophony of sounds erupted from the myriad of fireworks that lit the sky. His eyes snapped up looking for the girl who was no longer there across from him. She had been lost in the start and chaos of the race.

Luckily for Joseppi he didn’t care much about coming in first nor winning the race despite it being enough for him to retire on. Instead he was simply okay with waiting in the bulk of the group securing bounty identities in order to capture them in the points between stretches of race. Except, he once again saw the girl with the feather plumes out front, instantly igniting his curiosity. And so, JoJo kicked at the sides of Radio Head sending the monstrous horse into a rage. Streams of hot air escaped his nose helping him build up speed almost instantly. Passing the other racers, a smile crossed his cheeks, he was gaining on the heels of the mysterious blonde.


Mention: 「 @Lord Orgasmo 」




If anyone could see Joseppi in this moment they could tell he had died a little bit on the inside…or rather a lot. By the looks of it this girl was either incredibly naïve and had no clue what he was actually on about or was playing him for a fool. Joseppi was more inclined to believe the former and so tried his damn near hardest to not scrunch his face in agony nor squeeze the sides of his nose in confusion. She wasn’t to blame of course, stands were relatively few and far between. Joseppi himself had only come to terms with learning his stand came genetically. Perhaps fate was playing a larger role in all of this, he would become the teacher to her student and help develop her stand. Who knows, maybe Annie could even become his ranking deputy and assist him in capturing the Nair dwellers that were bread in environments like the steel ball run. Getting lost in his daydreams of a buddy cop western movie played in his head with Annie along his side, Joseppi couldn’t help but float away from his conversation until she pulled him back.

Her inquisitive look followed by retracting her previous statement made him giddy with joy, maybe she had heard of them. The fireworks exploded in the distance as she probed him with questions instead, “Yes! Yes I can! Although it is my first time seeing one decked out in medieval armor so I can see why the guy went running for the hills…Anyways that’s not important. What’s important is that you try to keep him hidden in undesirable areas like these. You’re an easy target for other stand users.” He said while driving his point home with an example. Running ahead to cut her off he stood in front of her. The distance from the two wasn’t enough for him to land a punch on her, but as he thrusted his fist towards her face a second arm appeared from his fist extending the range of his punch before coming to a dead halt inches from her face. No doubt Neon Knight would step in, but by then Joseppi had already retracted his fist and the ghostly apparition had vanished without a trace.

He had unintentionally struck a cool pose with the tip of his hat casting just enough shadow to cover his eyes, both hands hugging his belt buckle, “I’m going home to New York as well, I think it might be best if you stick with me for a while.”




Mention: 「 @Lord Orgasmo 」



His sudden appearance had jerked the bizarre girl’s attention back toward him. Luckily enough for his sake, she hadn’t been jumpy enough to have her stand plunder their weapon into his chest. That would have been a cruel way to go, although being struck down by a beautiful woman wasn’t a complete detriment. Regardless, Joseppi still kept a close eye on the girls stand. Could this girl still not notice her stand was being showcased to the whole world and her competitors? Beyond a shadow of a doubt there were already other stand users in the area it is why he referred to gravity in this exact moment. The sooner she hid her stand the safer she would be. Noticing her scared reaction, Joseppi was able to more closely analyze the girl before him. She was about average height for most females in the state, her body was supple and curvy in distinct proportion to the rest of her body. Her face was soft clear of any blemishes, eyes made of clear blue that shared the same intensity as his, and curly red hair closer to strawberry blonde than pure red. She was quite the catch for anyone here at least.

“I’m sorry to have frightened you miss, are you okay now?” Joesppi before she could give her reply. It appeared as though she was still shaken but was able to reply to the menacing figure in front of her after a step back with her stand acting accordingly. A defeated sigh left his lungs at her innocent retort, wondering if there was still time to slip away from the mess he’s made. Matter of fact it seemed like whatever sent off the gunshot was pulling spectators towards that and away from where Joseppi stood. Deciding against it he turned his attention back to the girl. “Partly, while gravity does tether us to the earth it also serves another purpose, Fate. Do you believe in fate? That same gravity is what brought you and I here, it’s what attracts stand users to other stand users. That invisible force that pulls people and predetermined course of events together” Joseppi said hitting his stride.

“Annie. That’s a pretty name. My name is Joseppi Joestar. Now would you mind explaining to me as to why you don’t call back your stand?”


Mention: 「@Lord Orgasmo」



Beads of water coated the outside of a glass filled halfway with bourbon on the rocks. The sweltering sun beat down on the San Diego Sahara making it none the more pleasing. As the ice melted and clinked against the glass, all that could be seen was the silhouette of a man. A rather large man at that, his hands nowhere near the cup. Instead they were pitched behind his head with a hat tipped down shading his face from the suns harsh rays. Gently rocking in his chair with legs outstretched one couldn’t help but feel the tranquility radiating off him, but who was he?

The sound of a pigeon’s feathers fluttering in the wind interrupted the silence. Tiny feet planted themselves on his chest disrupting his siesta. His thumb lifted his hat revealing his face from out of the shadows, it was none other than Joseppi Joestar. Around the pigeons ankle was a small tube carrying what seemed to be a note. Unraveling the piece of paper it read, ”Now JoJo chances are you already forgot, but make sure you get to that race on time, you want to scope out the scene before anyone else does. Oh and for crying out loud try not to throw your fists around with impunity.”

Joseppi couldn’t help but chuckle at the note from his superior. “Yare Yare Daze” escaped his lips along with a sigh before he reached for the glass and downed the bourbon in one shot. Ensuring everything he had was all good and accounted for, he set off to the starting line to make sure he was properly checked in. Once there he hitched up radio head giving him a quick brush and an apple before heading in. The spurs on his boots clinked with every step until he made it to the front. “I trust my entry fee has been provided by the US Government? The name is Joestar, Joseppi Joestar, but you can call me JoJo for short” a smile began to creep onto his face. “Ah yes yes welcome Mr. Joestar. Please sign here to acknowledge the rules. I’m sure you know the procedure already so here’s your player identification number and your medal alongside with your badge. Good luck Mr. Joestar” the short officiator said while bowing in respect.

Joseppi signed his name, grabbed his number, and yielded his hand as he exited the registration office. “1890 huh? Guess this is my lucky year. Now where to start? Oh yeah.” Joseppi retrieved the first of many wanted posters in his satchel. This one read WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE, J ZEPPELI. Unfortunately for him the reward section had been torn in transit, but regardless of what it was JoJo never did anything for money. Just before setting out, he heard a gunshot echo through the valley in the direction of the saloon farther down the road. Instead of investigating the commotion his attention was lost on the shot when he saw the appearance of a Stand hovering around a strange looking girl. This was the first time Joseppi had seen someone else with a stand and have it out in the open at that. With his attention peaked, he rolled up the bounty and tucked it back in his satchel on Radiohead before heading over to the strange girl.

“Uhm excuse me miss. Do you believe in gravity?”

Putting my interest here



The loud jostling noise of a bamboo stick slamming into each of the iron bars was enough to wake anyone up. As his body jolted awake, his eyes opened to the last of the sun’s rays shining through a small opening disguised as a window in their otherwise barren jail cell. Reaching for the amagasa he didn’t have, Aki sighed in defeat as he knew he wouldn’t be able to go back to sleep. A guard approached their cell with a raspy voice filled with conviction, making them aware that this little holding center was only a rest stop for their transfer to their final destination, prison. They only had a few minutes between now and then to prepare for their transfer, but with nothing to their name how were they supposed to prepare? Aki was one of the last prisoners to arrive in what was already an almost full holding cell. What had he done to get into a hole like this? The mute vagabond was simply a victim of circumstance, wrong place at the wrong time.

The young samurai had stumbled into a less than desirable town, eyes descended on him as soon as he stepped foot inside the village’s invisible borders. Walking street to street, alley to alley he found him self down a road famous for extortion. Of course, this knowledge wasn’t privy to him until after he had succumbed to it. Rather than pay for the scam, the righteous crane simply yielded his right to the law nearby whom were most likely to be part of said scheme. Regardless, he was there now and sat next to five other undesirables in the thick of it. The first sat across from him, a mountain of man who challenged the height limit of the room itself. It was a wonder how they managed to bind him let alone get him to fit in such a claustrophobic space. He must have fallen on top of someone and crushed them to death. Whatever the case was he was an older man, twice the age of Aki, and four times the muscle.

Next to him was a girl which was an odd sight to see, most often if not always women were killed after having been accused of a crime. It was only recently that any form of justice was applied to them which usually involved asylums and being at the mercy of the warden. Her eyes were incredibly large and the first thing he noticed about her, perhaps she was guilty by association with the massive bear by her side, preventing her early death. Next to her was another man much closer in age to the girl beside him, however far shorter than everyone in the room. Missing not only an eye but also an arm only served to further peak his curiosity. Whatever reason he was put at such a disadvantage must have warranted skills enough to land him in a jail cell. Next was something or someone Aki didn’t know what to make of, a mingling of all walks of life in one, reeking of alcohol. Both sight and smell weren’t too pleasant, leading him to believe the old man was a drunk who was caught publicly indecent or attempting to steal.

Nevertheless, Aki still had a respect for his elders and would later pray for the man in return. Finally, there was what seemed like a foreigner to their natural lands in a boy similar in both physique and skill to Aki. The most prominent feature being his jagged black nails, but before he could guess what crime he committed their cell had been unlocked. Guards congregated inside the cells making sure both hands and feet were secured and bound by a chain connecting the two. One by one in a straight line they were paraded out of the cell and into the back of an armored cart. The last of the guards retrieved what could only be described as the chest containing all their weapons and possessions inside, of course that was loaded into a separate compartment far away from their reach. The car itself was of the highest caliber design that the time permitted. The design was of a simple wagon but enclosed in metal with a Japanese styled roof with no windows. There was one large iron door that served as both exit and entry point and a section in the front for the operator of the two horses pulling the wagon.

They rode in silence with no whispers or murmurs within the wagon walls. Only a short spell into their journey did things start to go awry, suddenly the cart began to violently jerk. The sound of horses neighing in fear bounced of the walls of the wagon. There was a burst of speed, a pause, and then a lull in which the cart came to a complete stop. Both neighing and yelling came to a deafening stop. Knots formed in Aki’s gut knowing there was something coming on the horizon. Intuitively he dislocated his thumb, sliding his one hand free before attending to the other. Just as he had gotten his hand free a monstrous thud hit the side of the wagon sending it flying to its side. The force of the attack was enough to shatter and loosen the hood of the wagon revealing the nights starry sky. The muscles in his legs were filling with oxygen ready to break the shackles around his legs and aim for the chest that was just in a few strides reach.

Dashing outside he managed to arrive at the chest undetected, the horses had been decapitated and the guards were being killed and devoured by demons in the distance. Neither their numbers nor their goals were discernible to him. Perhaps they sought to kill them next and for a moment Aki thought about leaving the others behind as punishment for their crimes, but instead turned back and freed them one by one, starting with the towering giant. What fate was about to unfold for the unlikely company of prisoners?
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