@OneStoryToMany
No, I just don't know how to write filler; not my specialty.
No, I just don't know how to write filler; not my specialty.
Captain Uni
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The Artist Formerly Known As Simple Unicycle
STATUS: The bugs are back. 12 days ago
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12 days ago
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The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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7 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Bio
Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.
Most Recent Posts
@LostDestiny
I JUST DIDDA! Like, yesterday.
I JUST DIDDA! Like, yesterday.
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Battle Royale: High School Students Fight to the Death to Please The Government!
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10 yrs ago
Forum: Casual Roleplay
Bump V: The Empire Strikes Back
@Delta44
"Hm," says Connor, "they must be doing some sort of crazy shite up there... Oh well, I need to get to bloody sleep; after all, you can't steal the most powerful sword in the universe without at least eight hours of sleep." A chuckle escapes his mouth, before he turns to the bed... Only to realize it's the only one in the room. "You want the bed? I'd be fine on the floor."
"Hm," says Connor, "they must be doing some sort of crazy shite up there... Oh well, I need to get to bloody sleep; after all, you can't steal the most powerful sword in the universe without at least eight hours of sleep." A chuckle escapes his mouth, before he turns to the bed... Only to realize it's the only one in the room. "You want the bed? I'd be fine on the floor."
@booksmusicanime
Yeah, that'll work. Fake snow!
Yeah, that'll work. Fake snow!
@guineamania
Owen still pointed his blaster at Aura as she made her piece. When she was done, he kept it pointed at her for a moment, before exhaling and bringing the pistol down. "Alright then. What exactly are you on this moon for? Nothing here but crime and scum for hundreds of miles, and hell, there's a meeting between a boatload of crime lords now, at least to my knowledge there is." He looked at R2-T5, before looking back up at Aura. "Anyhow, the name's Owen, Owen Glewdis. This is my Astromech, R2-T5, but we all just call him T5." With that, Owen stepped forward and extended his hand for her to shake.
Owen still pointed his blaster at Aura as she made her piece. When she was done, he kept it pointed at her for a moment, before exhaling and bringing the pistol down. "Alright then. What exactly are you on this moon for? Nothing here but crime and scum for hundreds of miles, and hell, there's a meeting between a boatload of crime lords now, at least to my knowledge there is." He looked at R2-T5, before looking back up at Aura. "Anyhow, the name's Owen, Owen Glewdis. This is my Astromech, R2-T5, but we all just call him T5." With that, Owen stepped forward and extended his hand for her to shake.
@Nallore, @ThatsWhatSheSaid
While driving, the girl asked Norman what happened. "Evo hunters," he said plain and simple, "Goddamn evo hunters. Broke into the office and tried to shoot me up, and I ran right out the window and fell onto the ground. All this glass got stuck in me... Better than being dead, though." Occasionally his words were stopped by Norman coughing up blood and wheezing, that or a grunt of pain. He tried to stop the bleeding, though it was bad... Really bad.
Then they stopped at a school. Norman was about to ask what they were doing, but then saw the ambulances parked outside. Great, he almost died and there was an attack on a school. What more could go wrong? Well, not much. Thankfully, the girl stepped out of the car and walked to one of the paramedics. Norman opened the car door and tried to step out, only to shout in pain and start leaning against the hood. He begins shuffling towards the paramedic the girl had went to, but collapsed half way there.
While driving, the girl asked Norman what happened. "Evo hunters," he said plain and simple, "Goddamn evo hunters. Broke into the office and tried to shoot me up, and I ran right out the window and fell onto the ground. All this glass got stuck in me... Better than being dead, though." Occasionally his words were stopped by Norman coughing up blood and wheezing, that or a grunt of pain. He tried to stop the bleeding, though it was bad... Really bad.
Then they stopped at a school. Norman was about to ask what they were doing, but then saw the ambulances parked outside. Great, he almost died and there was an attack on a school. What more could go wrong? Well, not much. Thankfully, the girl stepped out of the car and walked to one of the paramedics. Norman opened the car door and tried to step out, only to shout in pain and start leaning against the hood. He begins shuffling towards the paramedic the girl had went to, but collapsed half way there.
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10 yrs ago
Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Beekeeper
It's mmkay, Bee.
It's mmkay, Bee.
@booksmusicanime
Let's just say that there's an unnaturally snowy town just a few feet away from the town where everyone else is, mmkay?
Let's just say that there's an unnaturally snowy town just a few feet away from the town where everyone else is, mmkay?
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