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10 days ago
Current The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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7 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.




Most Recent Posts

In the process of writing my opening post. Hyped as hell for this RP.
@Archmage MC
Unless we do the Cadmus arc or a similar arc sometime in the future, I don't think that'll happen. But if it does, I can only wonder how different some of the scenes will be. Hm...

"Get this... Off my face." Question says, lying broken and battered on a bed in the infirmary. In response, Toon Girl goes through various ridiculous methods to do so that obviously have no chance of succeeding, despite Question's increasing protests that there's an aerosol can in his coat pocket that will actually get the mask off.
@Weird Tales
Actually, you're forgetting the JLU episode where he's saved by Huntress from the Cadmus facility.

EDIT: Well, Huntress and Superman, but Huntress was the one who actually got him out while Superman was too busy fighting Captain Atom.
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Or that much sadder when he gets his ass kicked and a female saves his butt.


That too.
LOL... poor Question is the only powerless/tech less hero on the team.


Just means it's gonna be ten times cooler when he starts kicking ass.
@Weird Tales
I'm not kissing Wraith's ass, dude. I'm just saying that it looks a lot more well put together than everyone else's sheets.

Also, that's a dead meme and you should be ashamed of yourself.
Wow.
That just put everyone else's sheets to shame.
But don't you know that Pepsi puts nanobots inside of their drinks to make their costumers hate Coca-Cola products and fast food chains that sell Coca-Cola products?
I just got one of each of the different ratings on one post.

I am now a living legend.
@Member 00492

Just for humor - since the senior citizens play along, will be chalk-full of hilarity.


Old Question, upon noticing Jessica in alligator/crocodile form, raises his cane in a defensive position whilst backing away. "Jeez! Who left this crocodile here? Don't you all know that crocodiles were manufactured to lower the population in swamplands?"

After someone replies, he goes quiet for a few moments, lowering his cane. Then, he raises it again and shouts: "Jeez! Who left this crocodile here? Don't you all know that..."
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