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10 days ago
Current The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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7 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.




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@Archmage MC
It was from one of the collabs. We're in some sorta festival in St. Roch, and she was 'blending in'.
@Stein Seems like a new spin on Killer Frost. I can dig it. I'm heading out now but when I get back in a couple hours I'll go over the sheet a little better.

For now I just finished a group shot for everybody I've done micros for as well as @Lord Wraith's Ravager...



-00492


You just had to use the micro of Rose flashing her tits.

But still, love the group shot. Really makes us seem like a team, even if we are missing seven (maybe eight?) peeps.
Here are the others resaved:



-00492


I'm pretty sure I already said this, but hot damn I love Q's micro. Also, if you have the time, could I get a micro of Q without the mask on? Just a request, you don't have to do it if you don't want to.
@Lord Wraith
Just did so. Sorry for being gone for a few days, been busy IRL. Also, my internet's gonna be slow for a while so I might not be able to be on often for the next week or so.
We have the weirdest Justice League lol


Quirkiness builds character.
@Roman Finally, someone else on the team who doesn't have any powers. I mean, Whiplash has tech, but still.
@Weird Tales
Originally, no. Retrospectively, yes.
@Member 00492
... I just got disturbing ideas for in-universe fan fiction starring Bulleteer that make me want to blow my brains out.
Oh dear God, I just noticed the part about the Gazette and their creepy obsession over the sex lives of heroes. This'll probably be Q upon discovering fan fiction about himself and literally anyone.
EPISODE 1



Metropolis, 6:30

While (almost) everyone else was standing tall and proud with unmasked faces, a lone man was slouching with his hands in a blue trench coat, his visage a blank slate. Vic Sage, known to the hero world as The Question, was scanning the crowd and his future teammates whilst hiding a bored expression behind his Pseudoderm mask. 'As I suspected. Large crowd,' he thinks to himself, 'teammates mostly normal affair. Spandex, aliens, the like. Of course the unconventionals. Must keep eye on them.'

For a moment Question thought about why he was here and how. He was just a street level vigilante, stopping thefts and assaults with the occasional breaking into City Hall to uncover the mayor's weekly scandal. But for an entire year of doing that, he always felt like he was meant to do more. Stop supervillains, expose the top 1% of the top 1%, and the like. So of course, upon hearing of the Justice League's mass recruitment, he pounced on it. Perhaps he was the only person who went to the League instead of being approached? Perhaps he wasn't? Who knows? Good question.

Finally, it was time to stop presenting themselves to the public at large and head into the Metro Tower. Question breathed a sigh of relief, 'good. Need to set up in room. Make personal additions, such as bulletin boards and monitoring stat-' "Hurm?" Question's train of thought came to a screeching halt as Batman grabbed him by the coat, explaining that the League had a mission and Question was coming along. "Was hoping to unwind. But mission more important. Will come." He said, before falling silent and following the Caped Crusader as he grabbed more of the League for the mission.

As they made their way into the jump ship, Question silently looked his teammates over. Along with himself, joining the Batman would be a man who appeared to be part plant, a reptilian woman, and a white-haired ('Perhaps platinum blonde?' Question thinks offhandedly) woman. He entered the jump ship along with his teammates, sitting and silently scanning everything over as the ship made its way to St. Roch.

St. Roch, 7:28

Question learned something new today: he does not like flying.

The entire flight to St. Roch was spent looking cool and collected on the outside, whilst on the inside he was using all of his willpower not to shake in terror or scream. 'Never flying again... Never flying again... Never flying again... Will probably have to fly again.' He mentally repeated this mantra, which almost distracted him from Ravager's question directed to him. 'Wondering about costume? Is rather show-y, in different way from bright spandex.'

He turned to face her, swallowing slightly before answering in a calm voice that betrayed his earlier terror: "Heroes need iconic costumes. Wear this most often, but if needed then will wear street clothing. Once used leather jacket and jeans when stopping mugging in broad daylight." Moments later, Batman alerted the group that they'd be approaching the drop point, and Question stood along with Ravager to put on his parachute, noticing her extending an offer of assistance to Lizard.

Question turned to the Warden, eyeing the plant growth on his back. "Will covering vegetation bother it? If so, will perhaps need to find new way to wear parachute." He said in a deadpan tone which betrayed his genuine curiosity.
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