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10 days ago
Current The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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7 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.




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If Question doesn't make a comment about Dr. Polaris and Polarity Man I will be disappointed.


"Hurm. Polaris. Polarity. A link there. Partners? Brothers? Lovers? Must investigate further."

EDIT: I dunno, I just whipped that up off the top of my head, I'll probably come up with something better in the mission proper.
Oh hey, I finally got a post up. For something that's been in the making for five or so months, it is surprisingly underwhelming.
@Crossfire

"I'm telling you man, the best chicks I've seen are from Federation space. Finest ass was this one blonde on this space station we were docked at a year back, before you joined. Jeez man, you could use the fucking thing as a trampoline." Ace said to Seth, only noticing Alessio a moment later. He swiveled his chair around to face the captain, "Oh, hey Cap. We were just having a friendly debate on where you can find the best tail in the galaxy. I think I won."

After a moment of swiveling the chair around mindlessly, Ace turns back to Alessio. "So Cap'n, when're we meeting up with that one ship? What was it? Reaper? Reaver? Renaldo? ... Oh yeah, the Revenant. So when are we meeting up with that ship?" Whilst he was talking, Ace turned his attention towards the flight controls. "Only reason I care is because if the job pays as well as the Alliance says, I'm gonna be drowning in ladies at the next station we stop at."
Mr. Clutch just gave the Superman fan response to the Superman vs Batman argument lol


Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
How much prep time does Batman get?

(yes, I know that Afro already made the joke. Yes, I'm making it too.)
Still room in this? I'd like to join.
@Blue Demon I'd recognize that muck monster from Scooby Doo Cyber chase anywhere. I approve of your choice of appearance.


I completely forgot that movie existed.

Well, time to go watch it for the first time in half a decade.
@Lord Wraith
Speaking of the character roster, it's missing Flash and Whiplash on the 'active players' list.
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