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8 days ago
Current The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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6 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.




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Hey, you never know. Someone's Silver Sable could be someone else's Moon Knight or Iron Fist. Different strokes for different folks.

Me? I like Deadpool. I've liked him even before the movie came out and made him a hot commodity. Some find him particularly annoying and wish that he would have never existed, but I'm not one of those people.

On the other hand, fuck Hank Pym. Fuck him in his "Science first!" ass, fuck him for being a wife-beating psychopath, and fuck him for perpetuating the idea that Ant-Man is in any way more interesting than The Wasp. Outside of the Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes cartoon and the MCU embittered old fart interpretation, I could literally be driven to sleep by any given scene with him in it. I am not only happy that Scott Lang is the movies' version of Ant-Man, I almost wish Pym didn't even have to be a factor, but y'know. Comic book accuracy.

There, now I'm open to attack for my selectively stupid taste in characters that favors Deadpool over one of the founding members of The Avengers.

Who else favors one character over another, more popular character or has never seen the appeal of a particular superhero?*

*Anyone who answers "Batman" is getting automatically kicked from the game, because how dare you.


Oh jeez, where do I start?

Yes, I like Batman. I do not like GodBats, and that's honestly one of the biggest reasons I adore your Batman because he's still a mentally unstable rookie instead of this master of deception and calculation. Honestly it just seems like the character is getting watered down more and more to the point where I think eventually Batman will unironically be revealed to be the second coming of Christ or some shit.

Superman's the same way. Yes, I like Superman. I do not like Superman when he's poorly written. Again, Andy's Supes is amazingly well done and I applaud him. Most writers seem to think what makes Superman interesting is throwing nigh unstoppable threats at him that he easily beats because he's fucking Superman. No. Superman's most interesting when he's human, and his villains are more interesting when they're a force he can't just beat with his powers.

Oh and also, said it before, but I'm not a huge fan of the Punisher and honestly most of what I see makes me cringe in embarrassment because most writers seem to just think he's cool because he kills people. Coming from a person who's never written Punisher before this RP, in my own humble opinion, what makes him interesting is the psychological pain that causes that violence. He's not just supposed to be some EBIC balls-to-the-walls action hero (I say despite my Frank being a balls-to-the-walls action hero), he's a damaged man thrashing out at those who've wronged both him and countless other people.

Anyway there's my two cents. And while I'm at it since you did say 'who else prefers another character over a more popular hero', I adore the Question and he's a good lad who's gone through too much shit but stayed good lad and didn't deserve to die of lung cancer I luv u Vic <3 (Renee's cool too I guess).
@Simple Unicycle I think I know what you've got planned for Frank now...



N-no, that's not what I have planned at all, hahahaha...

*hastily rewrites plans*
Rushed post is shitty and rushed, but it's a thing.
This post was ass so it has been permanently removed.
And of course I have to have Punisher leave NYC right before shit goes down. Damn Byrd and Doc and their promises of awesome crossovers!

Speaking of Punisher... Should get a quick post up tonight.
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I think I got the hang of it.

@Simple Unicycle



why must you hurt me like this
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So you made that? Is that what the kids do these days, make memes?


@Simple Unicycle

Please tell me the part you made was the Question.


Didn't make the artwork, here's the original.
Y'know, we all make fun of Power Girl's boob window, but why do we never talk about this costume?





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COMING TO MARVEL COMICS IN 2019



Thanks for spoiling Punisher's new costume.
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That's all well and good, but can we talk about that fucking username? I'm judging you right now.


Judge all you want I don't regret it.
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That's the one thing about the Hype. It hasn't updated its forum framework for over a decade. It's really a relic of a different era of forums. Want to know something scary? Most message boards in the "golden era" were like that.


For once, I'm glad I'm a little babba.
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