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2 mos ago
Current If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
4 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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6 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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6 mos ago
Aw sweet, man made horrors beyond my comprehension!
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Bio

Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.

... Guess I should fill this out with something about myself.

I'm Uni, an aspiring musician and current fast food slave in his early 20s. I used to roleplay a lot as a teenager but fell out of the habit and now I'm trying to get back into it. I'm a sucker for comic book roleplays but I'm down for pretty much anything usually. My favorite genre is sci-fi but I fuck with fantasy, horror, slice of life... Like I said, pretty much anything.

Feel free to hit me up if you want to talk or something. I'm more active on Discord where I'm known as captainunicycle.




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@Simple Unicycle

reply for you!

Sorry for the mega delay, life's been rough. Not as long as I wanted it to be but thought I'd best give you something after the wait.


Awesome! I'll try to get a reply up tonight or tomorrow.


Level:
5
EXP:
2/50
Location:
Curien Mansion
Word Count:
323 (+1)
Interactions:
@Lugubrious @Eviledd1984 @DracoLunaris

As the last of the zombies fell, Kit sheathed his sword and placed the shield on his back. "Excellent work," he said to all in his vicinity. He was about to ask just why the group had come to this place when the doors of the mansion shot open, a giant monster stepping through. The big man stood ready to face the beast and Kit reached for his sword again, but they were both stopped by the arrival of a giant mechanical vehicle the likes of which Kit had never seen that soon fired a massive green laser that decimated the beast.

Out of the vehicle came a man and a young girl, the two seeming to be father and daughter. Kit wondered for a moment just how safe it was for a child to be here, but the man seemed capable enough of defending her. The man from the vehicle spoke to the big man, who seemed to be the leader of this party, and Kit finally gleamed just why the group had come here: missing children. Must be from that town nearby. He had never been there personally, but he still felt the need to protect it; after all, he had been hunting the beasts in the forest just outside the town.

As the conversation wrapped up and the group all entered the manor, Kit looked around at his new companions. They were certainly a motley crew, yet there was something about them that made him feel the need to help them with their quest. After all, they were doing something worthwhile, certainly more than just camping around the forest and killing beasts. Then it hit them that he didn't know any of their names.

"I believe introductions are in order. My name is Kit. I have been hunting beasts around these parts for a good while now. I'd like to aid you in your mission to recover those missing children."
Having a Punisher would be cool but yeah, I do feel as though Daredevil would allow for more interaction.

But also having an exchange like this would be peak.

Direct Mentions: @Quest Abandoner


As Antonius readjusted his gear he heard the Bosmer speak to him. A little chuckle escaped his lips as she mentioned how Y'ffre enjoyed the unexpected detours that life loved to throw at people. "I suppose one must also learn to love it, but I'm not quite sure I can enjoy this turn." He looked at the Emperor for a moment, a feeling of unease gripping him. Something bad was happening right now, that was for certain. He only hoped that the Blades and even this group of misfits could protect the Emperor from whoever was after him.

The wood elf continued to speak, describing... Some kind of beast. Minotaurs, maybe? He hadn't had the displeasure of running into one in his travels. But no, minotaurs are territorial and dangerous beasts, nothing like what she's describing. He kept racking his mind trying to figure out what creatures she had seen when it hit him: cows. She was talking about cows. "... Those are farm animals."
If I were to pick out one song, it'd be Turbo Killer.
On the subject of chatter and activity in the OOC:

What's everyone's favorite take on their respective character? Any particular runs in the comics you'd consider required reading, or a version from the cartoons or movies that inspired you?


Lemire's Moon Knight run was the first Moon Knight comic I read and it made me fall in love with the character.


Level:
5
EXP:
1/50
Location:
Outside Curien Mansion
Word Count:
344 (+1)
Interactions:
@Lugubrious @Eviledd1984 @DracoLunaris

The sky above was dreary, the threat of rain in the gray clouds. Sitting at a campfire with his helmet removed and gear laying in front of him was Kit, the knight's eyes closed as he sat in a sort of meditation. Breathing in and out slowly, he tried his best to clear his mind of any thoughts, focusing on the rise and fall of his chest. In. Out. In. Out. In-

*CLANG!*

Kit's eyes shot open at the sound of crashing metal not too far away. He grabbed his helmet and slid it on, then grabbed his sword and shield as he stood and stomped the fire out. The Mansion he had been camping outside of had an ominous feeling about it, and he intended to venture through it one of these days to cleanse it of whatever evil was infesting the place. The only problem was he didn't have a key to the gates.

As he marched his way towards where the sound had come from, it dawned on him that it came from the front gate of the manor. Maybe someone had broken right through the gate. It wasn't long before he arrived there, finding that his suspicion was correct and the gate had been blown right open, with a behemoth of a man leading a man in strange attire and a white wolf. Now, the question was whether they were friend or foe.

It was only a moment later that Kit noticed the walking corpses advancing towards the three. The mountain of a man met them head on, beating on the undead with impressive swiftness despite his size. Friend or foe, Kit decided that it was probably best to stick with this small group against the horde of zombies. He approached them from behind, pulling his sword from the sheath on his back and readying his shield as he walked past the strange man and wolf to join the behemoth in battle.

"Greetings, big man!" Kit shouted out, slicing a zombie's head off with his blade. "Need a helping hand?"
All those changes have been made, boss.

As for the Black Eye Orb, I figured if we ever get to Irithyll past Sen's Fortress it could be used there to fight Lautrec and fulfill Kit's mission to avenge the Firekeeper of Firelink Shrine. If you would prefer not to have that happen I can just remove it from his inventory.
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