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Kieran Hishamie




@aluminumdude@paulhaynek@chieri@suku@heckno12@eisenhorn@lugia@bright_ops@levias@leos klien

Kieran's gaze turned to the newest member of the their little group, at least he assumed it was their group now meaning he was included. and a smile formed on his face. He actually recognized her, from a little squabble he was in a slightly long time ago. Years and years ago in fact. Kieran cocked his head to the side, unsure what he should do next. He could out her right here, right now, just to add a little ore excitement but that would be super lame of him even in his mind. He could just let it slide, and not say anything. But.......that would be so boring as well. Kieran wrestled with many different opinions in his head that would help him decide what to do. Kieran ended up choosing his favorite option though......sly, witty, bullshit.

"Hi Li," Kieran with a smile on his face and a sparkle in his eyes ",Nice to meet you. I know your...occupation....will help us greatly especially since we will be doing lots of recon. You know, I have actually had to work in a similar occupation before. Let me tell you I remember this one time I was hired for a quest, something dumb like retrieving a stolen amulet or something, and I failed. Horribly. Mainly because by the time I arrived at the location, someone else had already stolen it. When I questioned the guards they said all the remember was talking to someone who was dressed like a man. When they made the comment of the persons gender it turned out she was quite the fighter. Anyways, funny story right?"

Kieran winked and looked at the rest of the group. When he spoke he spoke to everyone. "Man what a group. We have mages, soldiers, rogues, oh my!" Kieran laughed slightly. "All I have is some money, my quiver, my bow, and a couple of little things I can use to make traps out of. So I am prepared, but we can head out whenever I am fine to move at everyone else's pace."

"All in all though, I think everyone here is pretty cool. Definetely not boring to say the least!""

Kieran inwardly hoped that they would be able to do recon decently. He did not have much hope. He had a sneaking suspicion that a group this size and filled with so much power would no doubt attract all kinds of trouble and in no doubt attract the attention of the.......strange demons that now plagued their lands. The last time he saw they, the tore to shreds anything that gave off ill intent. Hopefully they can do better.
Finally posted, pls don't hate me ;-;


I F**KIN LOVE YOU MAN
See, now that @dabombjk was compared to Torgue, that's simply all I can imagine right now.


@chieri
I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I F*****G LOVE THAT M***A F****NG PIECE OF M***A F*****G S**T. I KNOW HIM IRL, BUT DONT TELL HIM I SAID THAT BECAUSE THAT PIECE OF S**T WOULD BI**H A STORM
@heckno12 FUCK OFF YOU TURBO CHARGED F***ING BUTT MUCH

@levias IM A BIG A** FAN OF CHARACTER GROWTH AND TIME SKIPS. I F*CKING HOPE OUR CHARACTERS SPEND F*****G A LONG A** TIME GROWING
I dont give even a shit, mother fucking slut.


NO! THAT IS NOT KOOL! DONT CALL PEOPLE SLUTS! SEXUALITY IS A NATURAL MOTHER FUCKING HUMAN MOTHER FUCKING SHIT!
<Snipped quote by dabombjk>

What even does this mean?


I DONT EVEN GIVE A SINGLE MOTHER FUCKING SHIT
Kieran Hishamie




Kieran had watched and listened to the announcement from the rooftop of the building across from the front of the Castles gates. He hung off the front of the roof, dangling his feet and supporting himself with his elbows. While he was suprised their worthless king was willing to part from his precious gold, he was not suprised that this new threat was scaring so many people already. He was not afraid to admit, to himself not to other people, that this upcoming threat scared him as well. Nothing in recent history has been capable of engulfing whole islands. He had done his research before hearing this announcement, it was the whole reason he had come back to New Capita in the first place, and if he was going to have to face this threat he wanted to face it on his home turf where he had the most advantage. He gripped his hand carved bow, a light silver color type of wood not found in New Capita, in his right hand and hung it over his shoulder. He checked his quiver that hung behind him on his waist, then his pouch on his side. He had his guts, his brains, and his equipment. Kieran smiled, ready for another adventure.

Kieran left New Capita for adventure in the first place, never truly expecting to come home. He had spent years away, thinking he was never going to come home. He has never fought the foreign fighters before, but he had seen them. Quite a little while ago, he had been adventuring in the kingdom of Solvnir when the first of the invaders had appeared. Kieran thought on it, trying to remember what he had been doing exactly.........he vaguely remembered trying to find a missing pet or something for a rather striking noblewomen when he first spotted the invaders. The sound is what attracted his attention first. The inhumanly in sync sound of hundreds upon hundreds of feet shuffling together, moving as if they were even breathing at the same time. Kieran had thought how odd that was, that such a huge army could act as one in such a way. It was very.......inhuman. Kieran had then planned on just leaving, not truly caring one way or another. Kingdoms rose and kingdoms fell, if this one fell from this army then oh well. His home of homes was New Capita anyways. Then it was more than the sound. The army had run into a pack of wolves. Kieran expected....well he had not really expected anything. He became curious how they would handle the wolves, if a single skilled warrior would pop out of the front and slay the wild beasts or would they act as one and strike all foes down at once?

What they did will stay in Kierans mind. The front of the army swarmed the pack of wolves faster than he could blink, almost literally shredding them to pieces. The wild animals stood no chance, and did not live long enough to regret it. The front of the army moved as one in a single breath, some with swords and some with spears, and hacked and slashed the small pack of wolves in an almost instant.

Kieran was brought back to reality as a group seemed to be forming. He cocked his head to the side, wanting to know what was happening. No one else who looked interesting seemed to be grouping up at the moment, and he felt inclined to make himself known. Kieran stood himself up and brushed himself off, looking at his white short sleeved white shirt with his propped up collar, his black pants and boots, and his black cloth bracers on his wrists. His equipment was good, and he felt good. Kieran took a single step forward falling down slightly but catching himself on the ledge of the roof. Kieran took small to medium drops down the side of the building, scaling down it in a manner of seconds. Kieran landed on his feet and rolled away.

Walking up to the main group, Kieran showed a cocky attitude and a hearty smile. "Whats going on? Looks like you guyd are a colorful bunch, you wouldnt happen to be wanting to group up for the bounty right? If so, want a skilled archer? Name is Kieran." Kieran gave everyone a small and quick two finger salute.

@aluminumdude@paulhaynek@chieri@suku@heckno12[@eishorn]@lugia@bright_ops@levias
I'll get a post up as soon as I can, and I'll move the CS over to the Charrys tab.


IDGEASMFS
My joke was successful. I can die in peace now.


OR JUST DIE.
@dabombjkYou remind me of Mr.Tourgue from Borderlands, I like it- I read your posts in his voice, continue shouting sir.


THANK YOU SO GODDAMN MUCH, IF I COULD POST IN THIS GODDAMN TONE I FUCKING WOULD. MAKING A FIRST POST NOW. FUCK.
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