Dark Cloud

Crossover Town

@MikkishtheLeprechaun You finally did it, you broke Tails...Sorta more like he thinks killing Deadites isn't like killing people.

Crossover Town

Tails shook his head silently as the automaton grabbed the man by the armpits from behind and held him aloft "EXECUTE THE INTRUDER MASTER?" to which the kitsune shook his head "No not yet I need to ask the ma-I-no monster not man...It would be bad to hurt people n-not monsters..." he took the heavy wrench at his side and began beating the monster until his legs were mangled after he closed and locked the garage doors to prevent anyone else from coming while it screamed.

Crossover Town

"ENGAGING SAWBLADES" the roar of sawblades filled the air as they extended from the automatons hands slicing two of the three Deadites heads off while the other was thrown back when it was struck by it's fallen allies decapitated bodies. All Tails could do was watch as he had his robot kill the homeless men.

Crossover Town

@MikkishtheLeprechaun After the fight.

Crossover Town

@MikkishtheLeprechaun Should I make a CS for the robot?

Crossover Town

The screen of the monitor sprung to life with a pixelated smile and cartoonish eyes that quickly turned to look at it's master puzzled "Master are these intruders to be dealt with?" the automaton queried and looking at the homeless men he nodded "Y-Yes if I need to survive we have to do what has to be done in order to survive...Even if we have to hurt them or worse..." the robot nodded and it's monitor turned red "COMBAT MODE ENGAGED".

Crossover Town

@MikkishtheLeprechaun No it's fine I just wasn't finished my post, Tails was going to get the robot he built up and running.

Crossover Town

@MikkishtheLeprechaun I really wasn't keen on interaction atm.

Risus: The Anything RPG

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RISUS

THE ANYTHING RPG

_{by S. John Ross}

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WHAT'S THIS?

OKAY I'LL EXPLAIN!

Risus is a complete Role Playing Game (RPG) designed to provide an "RPG Lite" for those nights when the brain is too tired for exacting detail. Risus is especially valuable to GMs assembling a quick convention game, or any late-night beer-and-pretzels outing. While it is essentially a Universal Comedy System, it works just as well for serious play (if you insist!). Best of all, a Risus character takes about 20 seconds to create.

CHARACTER CREATION

EASY TO DO!

Characters are defined by Clichés (sometimes several of them). Clichés are a shorthand which describe what a character knows how to do. The "character classes" of the Neolithic Period of RPGs were Clichés: Fighter and Magic-User, Space Marine and Star Merchant. You can take Clichés like that, or choose a more contemporary one, such as Biker, Spy, Computer Nerd, Supermodel, or William Shatner (formerly an actor - now just a Cliché.)

Clichés are defined in terms of Dice (by which I mean the ordinary six-sided kind you can scavenge from your old Yahtzee set).

Roll To Do Stuff

This is simple, and I like simple.

Also, it gives people some "challenge" instead of always choosing to lose or, worse... choosing to lose... I mean to win.

Plus, using a die to dictate writing is super fun (and annoying) but still fun.

@RainyHigh

Annoying but hilariously fun for me to narrate the outcome.