DarkwolfX37

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"The 'Xhul are widely considered one of the most rational species in the galaxy. They are endlessly pursuing scientific exploration, but seem to lack the imperial ambition of the more successful space monster races.

The 'Xhul had visited Earth for the first time nearly a million years ago. They noted humanity was struggling for existence in eastern Africa. They taught early humans about tools and fire, set up a transponder near the Horn of Africa, and left.

Xhul'gar commands one of the 'Xhul's more prolific interstellar exploration missions. In 2002, his vessel returned to Earth to check on humanity's progress. When the 'Xhul marines landed to retreive the transponder, they were disturbed to see how poorly human civilization was faring in "Somalia", as the area was now called. They captured a young man named Khalid Ali they found nearby. He said that his part of the world was in shambles because of an evil empire across the ocean, the Great Satan, America.

When asked, Khalid identified his leader as "Osama Bin Laden." So the 'Xhul captured him too. They learned from him that humans were divided into a peace-loving but embattled group following a monotheistic faith, opposing a treacherous society bent on world domination and centered in North America and Europe.

The 'Xhul were concerned that humanity may not last much longer, particularly since the "Western infidels" seemed to hold most of the weapons. So Xhul'gar decided to make use of the advanced technology at his disposal to take human form and check up on how the other half of the world were faring.

Once they had provided all of the useful information on the ongoing battle, the Somali and Osama Bin Laden were killed and dissected. Xhul'gar would assume the form and identity of Khalid Ali (Osama seemed too well known). He would then visit the infidel West and learn of their plans for world domination."

This is why aliens are fun to write. Among many other reasons.

Soul Eater

Notably less dangerous at DWMA.

Sorry for not posting since getting my CS accepted. I can't seem to write up any good introduction that I'm willing to actually post.

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I've written "proper advanced warfare etiquette", that's about it.

@souleaterfan320

Is it just a bunch of blank pages?

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David shows up six years later with a version of "Dimension Hacking for Beginners" as a return gift.

@Dynamics

Knuckles chooses it over Tails' "Hacking Dimensions for Morons" as easier to understand.

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=P
Or just an interdimensional copy of "Grandmaster Advanced Computer Science for Absolute Novices."

@Dynamics

Yes. This is now canon. GACS for Dummies V0.5 by Miles "Tails" Prower.

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It's possible. I know David went back to drop off X's compiler and work on Aero's code, but I know that not much of David and Dark's interaction is documented. If you want to be really ironic and feel good about yourself, Dark could have dropped off resources for David to study after he left so David could actually be able to learn so many sciences at such a young age. Knowing myself, I would have spent all my time learning stuff like that if I actually had access to decent resources at that age.

@Dynamics

Lol.
"Shit wait where'd that PDA with all of Tails' teenage information go? Oh well."

Myriad Reality

Dark Simulator 2015 just got significantly easier thanks to a lucky drop.

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Yeah; David and Dark worked on technology together. I don't remember if it was before or after David first went back in time before he was locked out of that.

@Dynamics

Okie. It wasn't that the tech they worked on was the time travel tech, was it? That seems somehow familiar but I could easily be wrong.

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I'm referring to the progression.

He's a jerk. Better?
But this is cool and makes me want to make one.

@Dynamics

:P

Yes. Much. :P
Okie doki loki. Speaking of, didn't we have something about Dark meeting David when he was young and they worked together on something or something? If so do you remember what it was? I'll need to know to plug it into the right spot.