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  • Old Guild Username: Dervish
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
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    1. Dervish 12 yrs ago
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Recent Statuses

5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Bio



Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


Most Recent Posts

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You're also half-dead, mate. What are you, some kind of kamecrazy Warboy?


You be quiet, filthy gaijin pigu. It's namu bonzai time!

It would be sweet having Saiyan biology. Nearly dying and getting stronger than ever each time? I'd be at least as stronk as Carrot Top by now. At least.
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Damn it Dervish, stop doing that to me! *smacks for getting in before her!*


One day I will teach you the way of the ninja for a small loan of one million dollars.
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You're looking full too. Full of shit, pusillanimous fuccboi. 1v1 me irl n not online n see wut hapens


Come at me scrublord, I'm ripped
You guys kinda went overboard with the supply run planning while I was writing, but it's mission first.

After all, nobody's buying anything without money. We gotta get paid first.
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Serena doesn't dislike him. She doesn't know him enough to like him, but neither does she want to stab him in each of his four eyes. :p

She is also amused by the nickname but can't let it stand unchallenged.

"Explosion Princess? You're one to talk, Krogan Fetisher."


"Contain yourselves. It's ruining my appetite."
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Thank you.

Also, one thing to note: not everyone is in the same area which is part of the reason I put a title on my posts to show where my PC is currently at so anyone there know they need to include my post in their reply. Much easier to look back on the posts relating to your reply when you can find them all with a glance. I still read the other posts, but I just don't react to those not in the same area.

Ex: Vellios was in the hanger for most the kitchen conversation so there's no way he could've heard it or the conversation (unless over the intercom) between the pilots. Only Tanya and Serena were in that area and I still made brief mention of passing people along the way Vellios walked back to his destination, though I wasn't sure save for those who posted already.

With a group this size it's not very easy to keep track of everyone's dialogue. However, if we speak up when we note our post was over looked than it should be easier.

Also nicknames and I think I have everyone?

Tanya- Metal Elcor Tech
Serena- Explosion Princess
Tonka- Krogan Truck
Dex- Fly Turian
Mirage- Stalker Voice
Kasy- Master Chef Quarian (only cause he tasted her cooking... so it's a bit bias)
Haze- Hoodie Turian
Drono- Drell Smartass
Duuk- Gentlemen Vorcha
Vallis- Asari Flirt
Iosef- TBA (not sure, yet)
Khosin- Rotten Luck Batarian (mainly because he's the only one and most the girls don't like him)
Alex- Botic Bella (I think he watches human pop culture. XD)
Tia- Cranky Asari... I'm sorry, that is set in his head right now. XD
Marco- Soldier Chef


Khosin beings all the girls to the yard, and they're like, "let's lynch the bastard!"

Also I snort laughed at "Stalker Voice". XD
What's even a Mass Effect

It sounds like a kind of ass cancer

Dervs ya gotta get that checked out man


I got it from yer mum.
Our TES RP got moar alienz than Derv's Mass Effect RP.


Well, maybe if you include Ancient Alien Guy's hair...

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It's also just better in general

holy shit dude high fucking five Dervs is fucking bawling rite now probs shit bruh


U salty because it was full, scrub
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I think we need to put in a Dextro in there not another Levo...


I have it on good authority that turians can live entirely on a diet of paint chips, and quarians love nothing more than the flavourless paste they carry around in bulk. No need to splurge on them.
Note,

Dextro: Turian, quarian
Levo: Literally everyone else.

Step up your game, foodies.

xoxoxoxoxox,

This guy thing man
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