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5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


Most Recent Posts

Damn son, Farid just got matador stabbed


Reminds me of the lawless wasteland that was my high school music class.

Let's just say folly to the one who crosses the second clarinettists, they play for keeps.

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It was meant to be sickening!!! >:D But seriously, glad it sounds realistic enough (; not that I would know...



In my experience, sewage doesn't really smell unless it isn't flowing. It's the stuff that's trapped in a pipe with a low flow that will fucking make you wish you would never smell anything ever again.
The detailed descriptions of the sewer made me wish I wasn't eating; I could practically smell how awful that was, and I work in a wastewater plant.

10/10 would cringe again.
I'll be there soonish.
@Leidenschaft@Dervish
Post is up, we can do whatever now.

@gcold I'll get right to it.


I'm pretty flexible. We can pad it or PM or whatever, I'm in no rush!
@Dervish Give me time and I'll take it out and edit it.

All edits made, I'll be sure to be more careful in the future. I hope they work and if not, I'll just have Haze interrupt the whole scene and make it into a smaller post. No biggie.


All is good in the hood! I just wanted to point out that fundamentally, everything works out exactly as you wrote it, just keep in mind that when told to "Dodge this.", Agent Smith sure as hell didn't considering he was twitchier and more elusive than a lubed up ecstasy abusing raver when Neo was shooting at him moments prior, and us squishy meat bags don't have the advantage of being a computer program that can get away with l33t hax. <3
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Plot twist, Vellios is really a super enhanced robot made by Serena who doesn't know he is one.

IT'S PERFECT.


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*starts gathering copies of Windows Vista and a shitload of magnets*
Currently, we have about 4 options at least to make this work:

1. One of us control him mainly for about say 2-3 posts then switch over for another 2-3 posts before killing him.
2. We talk it out in the OoC as we're writing it, discussing options or what should happen in each other's posts.
3. We do a collab with @Dervish's blessing. :p
4. Or, have a third party like another player (not necessarily those involved in the scene) or GM take over Kaza's posts for the time being.

Another distant one is that Haze or Vellios goes to help Vallis who's currently out numbered and having a hard time, mainly because the thugs aren't taking chances and chucking grenades at her repeatedly to limit her botic options. If too many grenades, by the GM's choice, are tossed depending on the building's integrity could result in either one or two results:

1. Tonnis becomes a demolition expert and tries to bring the whole building down on top of the mercs. Key word highlighted there because it will most likely be stopped.
2. The integrity of the building is much weaker and shoddier than any of them realize causing it to start to crumble the roof a bit down on top of them though not completely collapse.

If not, I'll figure something else out or merely have the others do that.


If you guys really wanted to do a collab, I'm alright with that. I mainly just wanted to steer people away from making it the go-to posting idea.

As for the grenades make buildings go collapse thing, grenades simply wouldn't cut it, even if you had a bunch of them. Pretty much the only structure getting brought down by a grenade is an enclosed tin shack that can't contain the force of an explosion. You'd need demolition charges and a considerable amount of time and planning to take down something like the warehouse; it's a very solid building.

Tonnis, or any of the other Twin Star jackasses, also probably would be hesitant to try and destroy their own infrastructure. Even if you succeeded in doing that to kill a handful of intruders who seem to have the upper hand, you'd still have to deal with the whole fact you collapsed a building and everything important you were storing inside of it.

I also wanted to point this out from your last post,

The Turian was pushing up with his foot and rushed at Kaza’s upheld gun pointed at him. A second later, Batarian pulled the trigger.

When the barrel starting to flash as the bullet exited the chamber, Vellios brought up his free hand. It clasped about the wrist and jerked the muzzle to the right.


Unless Vellios has Neo-like reaction time and can perceive things in slow motion, this scenario is impossible. Trigger gets pulled, fraction of light speed projectile immediately leaves the barrel. Reaching up to push the barrel away after the trigger was pulled is simply impossible. It would make more sense that either Kaza's shot missed (which isn't unreasonable; if you're trying to react to somebody suddenly bullrush you from blank range, you may shoot before you aim), or Vellios got to him before he could shoot.

The scene doesn't really have to play out any different, I just wanted to point out that our dear turian isn't going to be able to defy physics, no matter how dramatic it is. :P
I aim to misbehave.
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I don't think Sevine needs two introspective wise aging fighters in the same room waxing philosophical at her.

Or I could have Solveig show up.




I imagine it more like this.
@Leidenschaft@MacabreFox

Guys.

3 way? ;D
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