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STATUS: Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page. 5 yrs ago
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  • Old Guild Username: Dervish
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
  • Posts: 5991 (1.32 / day)
  • VMs: 8
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    1. Dervish 12 yrs ago
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Recent Statuses

5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
8 likes
7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Bio



Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


Most Recent Posts

In The Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention - Chapter 1 (Completed) → 10 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
@gcold

Totes yo

@Dervish
Just saw this >.>

I forgot Wii U existed, sorry

Too busy enjoying my 1080p at 60fps


U wut m8. Fite me in Mario Kart.

I actually has a gaming PC. I play thangs. But I love me Wii U, though. Best exclusives.
In The Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention - Chapter 1 (Completed) → 10 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
@Monochromatic Rainbow Wii U master race.
In The Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention - Chapter 1 (Completed) → 10 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
<Snipped quote by Leidenschaft>

Damn, that's some pretty mad coordination skills, being able to type that out while also doing 90 on a freeway

<Snipped quote by Dervish>

Oughtta brush up on yo TF2 factz, bruh

<Snipped quote by Monochromatic Rainbow>

At least mine wasn't as cruel as any of those things, lol


I haven't played since I casually mentioned I had finished playing a 2fort only server and was having a good time sneaking onto the enemy balcony with the Pyro and roasting 5 snipers and spies in a row before they killed me, and that turned into me enduring a 2 hour capslock rant about the game, "casuals", 2fort, etc.
In The Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention - Chapter 1 (Completed) → 10 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
@Frizan Sunovah...

Also, I'm a very irregular TF2 player, so I have no fucking idea what the items are. >_>
In The Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention - Chapter 1 (Completed) → 10 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
@Mortarion You have nothing to worry about, bud! I quite enjoy your posts and I'm sure everyone else does, too.
In Mass Effect: Borealis → 10 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
Hey lets all be disgusting sick monsters together!

I'd help you brainstorm, Heat, but I am in a truckload of pain today.
In The Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention - Chapter 1 (Completed) → 10 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
@Mortarion Great post! I have to say in the short time I've known you, your writing has greatly improved. :D

@Frizan Ah man, sorry to see you go, Mr. Frizzle. I always enjoyed seeing posts by you, and hopefully we'll cross paths in the near future!
In Mass Effect: Borealis → 10 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
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My friend Jasperoo, off another site, would be so proud of me for such an act because she literally hates the color, fruit and anything associated with that.


You should just taunt them all the time, and be like "HEY LOOK WHAT I'M SNACKING ON!" https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/06/CheetosCrop.jpg "I want this car, sooo bad" https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/84/Dodge_Challenger_SRT8_va_orange-f.jpg

I'll make sure to keep the boat afload cap'n! I won't promise we avoid scurvy though. Fallen tossed all the oranges overboard.


I was wondering where the oranges went. Alas, looks like we'll have to switch to grapeshot, then.
In The Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention - Chapter 1 (Completed) → 10 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
Imma have to tag team Hank in the illness absence department, I have my surgery Monday and I don't know what recovery is going to be like, so after this collab, there won't be any new Do'Karthy goodness for a while.
In Mass Effect: Borealis → 10 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
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It's fine. I was too sick to do anything anyway.

So uh... how's everyone?


Pokes with a stick

Still some life in you, damn. I had a buyer on the black market for body parts.

I've been better, my health has seriously nose dived the past week, so trust me when I say I know all too well how your health can make writing anything neigh impossible.

Might as well wrap this into a general announcement for everyone, my surgery is on the 4th (Monday!), so I may be out of commission for a while after that because holy fuck, they're carving me open like a turkey and sewing me back together/ feasting on my organs, I presume. I trust you guys to keep doing the awesome job you've all been doing in creating situations and making this mission a delight to read, because that's ultimately what I want from this game is for it to be something where you all have an agency is how these missions and the story as a whole goes down. Everyone's starting to get on the same page for posting speed and the dos and don'ts, so I think we're happily cruising forward, regardless if your beloved GM is dying at his keyboard and wondering if food is going to stay down if he tries to eat. So, have fun, don't give Hellis too much of a hard time*, and I hope you guys can live without Tanya and Tonka for a little while.

*I fully expect him to be telling me you all made him cry because you're all a bunch of meanies.
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