For anyone who cares, I am home and in considerable pain. <3
Dervish Member
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STATUS: Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page. 5 yrs ago
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- Old Guild Username: Dervish
- Joined: 12 yrs ago
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Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Bio
Lowering the site's value since January 2012.
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10 yrs ago
Forum: Advanced Roleplay
Sorry. Edited.
Don't be sorry! O.o How could you have known? This was more of a favor to me than anything. It is appreciated, none the less!
Hey guys, sorry I've been MIA the past couple days, recovery sucks and I feel trashy.
Otherwise, I'm okay.
@Mortarion I hope your week gets better! You seem genuinely distraught so if you need to chat, I'll be available when I don't feel like shit. >.<
@DJAtomika Minor thingy that I know goes against every shooter game ever, and I didn't think to mention it even though it's an obnoxious ME staple, but the snipers in this and future scenarios don't have lasers.
It's always been a dumb fucking game design decision that makes snipers super obvious in games, but in any realistic scenario, a laser just would give your position away and your shot would never land where the dot is... also, why would any sniper want to accidentally tip off their target by having a mystery dot show up?
It's dumb, I tells ya.
Otherwise, I'm okay.
@Mortarion I hope your week gets better! You seem genuinely distraught so if you need to chat, I'll be available when I don't feel like shit. >.<
@DJAtomika Minor thingy that I know goes against every shooter game ever, and I didn't think to mention it even though it's an obnoxious ME staple, but the snipers in this and future scenarios don't have lasers.
It's always been a dumb fucking game design decision that makes snipers super obvious in games, but in any realistic scenario, a laser just would give your position away and your shot would never land where the dot is... also, why would any sniper want to accidentally tip off their target by having a mystery dot show up?
It's dumb, I tells ya.
@Zombiedude101 Sure! I won't be able to tonight but we could do it soon.
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10 yrs ago
Forum: Advanced Roleplay
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The rink ain't wide enough, bro.
Wanna fix that?
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10 yrs ago
Forum: Advanced Roleplay
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You guys go straight ahead, I'll be uh...training to...become...theee...Ultimate Ninja Assassin! Yeah, gonna have a LOT of montages to go through and I need to choose my theme music. My schedule will be absolutely swamped, so no field hockey for me.
Maybe next time! ...maybe...never.
Oh come on.
I even got the balls ready.
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10 yrs ago
Forum: Advanced Roleplay
Out of context quotes are a thing of wonders.
You guys wanna play some field hockey after I set up the rink with gcold? ;D
You guys wanna play some field hockey after I set up the rink with gcold? ;D
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@Monochromatic Rainbow obby! Earn those scout badges!
You come here... on the day of my daughter's wedding...
How do I tip you for her?
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An offer he can't refuse.
You come here... on the day of my daughter's wedding...
How do I tip you for her?
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Forum: Advanced Roleplay
Gustav is going to make Sadri sign a freaky sex contract, I guarantee it.
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You sure did, man. Thanks! Let's hope she makes it and returns to her family.
I like ambiguous endings because there's that chance everything might work out, or you might not know of the horrible fate that befalls a character. I'm happy you liked it! Sorry about Garm, though. He was a total champ.
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