
Word Count: 1,811
Level 9 Ganondorf: 25/90
Level 11 Roxas: 67/110
Exp Gained: +3
NEW EXP Balance--- 28/90, 70/110
College of Winterhold
Ever since the Potion Shop, Ganondorf grew increasingly weary of Tenna’s antics. And so at a certain point he made up an excuse for them to split up again to ‘cover more ground’ when really, the warlord just wanted a bit of quiet again. Well, as much quiet as one could get when they have to occasionally clear a room of hostile creatures while trying to merely traverse them. Thankfully, the combat was simple enough for him as it usually was. The main thing that was delaying Ganondorf was the random nature of the doors. It was like throwing those blasted Poke Balls in the old days, a gamble on whether or not you’d get something useful like an exploding Electrode or something useless like a Goldeen flopping around on the ground.
Eventually, though, Ganondorf found himself emerging into the Dice Room yet again. And he was fairly certain it was the same door he used the first time around, just from a different room than before. And he quickly realized he wasn’t alone as the room was quite crowded with other Seekers, enemies they were apparently fighting, and the actual college denizens themselves looking just as eager to finally get outside. Since Ganondorf had looked at the Dice Room previously, he was able to assume that whatever game it was connected to was now in progress. And based on how many people were waiting to escape through the big double doors, he concluded that finishing the game would unlock them.
A moment later, Roxas and Geralt both emerged through one of the other doors. Their time had been… frustrating to say the least. After leaving the Dining Hall, they’d found themselves stuck in a loop where they were repeatedly circling back to the Dining Hall again and again. After some trial and error, they figured out that the cause was the amulet that Geralt found in the Kitchen, and they promptly ditched it so that they could finally get away from the Dining Hall for good. Not long after that, they’re luck brought them here to this room where apparently everyone else was waiting too.
”Okay, at least we found everyone else…” Roxas murmured, the crowded room making it easy for him to get separated from Geralt. Of course, unlike Ganondorf, Roxas was here for the first time and had no context whatsoever to allow him to figure out what was happening, leaving the Nobody rather confused.
”This is where the exit is.” came the voice of Ganondorf as Roxas had wandered over to where the warlord was standing,
”The room’s connected to some kind of game that opens the exit when it is completed.””Oh… um, okay then.” Roxas said with a shrug.
Even amidst all the chaos that inundated the Dice Room, no new arrivals escaped Sandalphon’s notice. At the sight of Ganondorf, Roxas, and Geralt, her pupil became an exclamation mark, followed by a stress mark the next moment. “There you are, you’re alive. Why did none of you report in?” As Mokou, zipping through the upper reaches of the chamber as she fought the Cryptic Vulture summoned by the overseer, dove through a spectral tornado in order to light the place up with an explosive fireblast, Sandalphon realized that now might not be the best time for criticism. “Nevermind. Your help is required. This board game’s completion will permit our exit from Winterhold, and we are very near the end. Barring another serious stroke of misfortune, one more dice roll should suffice. Doing so will summon additional opposition, so make ready for combat.”
”Fine, then.” Ganondorf grunted, summoning Vapor - his trident. He looked expectantly at Roxas, who already summoned his Keyblades.
”I know, know. I won’t try to heal you again.” Roxas said, already casting Tailwind on himself and the Warlord.
As planned, Sandalphon sent the dice clattering. This time, the Seekers got much luckier, with a total roll of thirty-one. That was far more than they needed to reach the final space on the game board, much to the Overseer’s chagrin.
”Aw, hell,” the giant ghostly green skull groaned.
”Guess this is my last hurrah. But at least y’all rolled the School of Mensis. All them scholars had themselves a mighty bad dream, so I guess it gets to be yours, too!”A dark rift tore open, and through it issued a distorted voice. “The doctor will see you now.” Large metal claws, one after another, reached out from the void to curl around the edges of the rift and pull it wider. After a moment, a
four-armed mechanical monstrosity pushed through, a nightmarish parody of a dentist even larger than Godhead Fred. “Say…AAAAAH!”
”You’ve GOT to be kidding me.” Roxas said, already anxious at the sight of that big drill weapon.
It came faster than expected, Roxas coming dangerously close to falling victim to the drill that he managed to roll out of the way of. After that, the dentist scattered piles of colorful toothpaste around the floor that Ganondorf was unfortunately not able to avoid, which caused him to get stuck while he struggled to force himself free. The Dentist used an oversized brush to aggressively wipe at the spots where the toothpaste was. Roxas had to dodge roll out of the way of one brush, but noticed the next one was going to hit Ganondorf.
”Wind!” He called, casting an Aeroga that wrapped around the Warlord to reduce the incoming damage by half. And then he looked angry already after freeing himself.
”I’m growing tired of having to dismantle so many mechanical abominations.” Ganondorf grunted as the dentist spat out his chattering teeth to chase the two Seekers around the floor. Ganondorf could keep it at back simply enough with his trident attacks and strength, but he lacked the agility necessary to take advantage of the teeth’s weak spot.
And that was where Roxas came in. As soon he noticed the weak spot after the chattering teeth slammed shut he was on it immediately. He used momentum from Flow Motion to hit the teeth from above with a downward stab of his Keyblades. That looked like it damaged them decently, and it gave Ganondorf an opening to slam his trident down onto the weakspot as a followup.
After those attacks, the teeth lay motionless while the dentist braced himself on the floor with his mechanical hands. And Roxas, taking a page out of Sora’s handbook, decided to mount the teeth and move them over to clamp down on one of the dentist's hands and make it start chewing. And that prompted Ganondorf to throw his trident into the elbow joint of the arm and call down a lightning blast. Between the chewing teeth, and Ganondorf’s trident, the dentist reeled back now down by one arm, leaving him with three. And all three of those hands brought down oversized plastic cups, one of which captured Roxas.
”What - hey!” Roxas shouted,
”Let me ou- WHOA!”The dentist started rearranging the cups like a shell game in front of Ganondorf, “This… will get ANNOYING!” he announced as he suddenly sped up the movements to make it even harder to track which cup Roxas was trapped in. Then he paused and waited for Ganondorf to choose.
Instead the warlord merely shrugged,
”You’ll have to try harder than that.” He summoned Phantom Ganon and some spearman. With this, he and his summoned entourage were able to hit all three cups at the same time, freeing Roxas and dealing a bit of extra damage to the dentist’s torso in the process.
“Hey, now that just’s plain CHEATING!” the Dentist protested, angrily grabbing Ganondorf with a metal hook-like tool and yanking him closer, “You might feel a little… sting!” he warned as he held up a hammer and poised it to hammer his hook tool right through the warlord’s body. But before the hammer could connect, the dentist suddenly felt weapons striking his wrist and loosening his grip to make him drop the tool.
It was Roxas, who used his StepSword to move instantly to the dentist’s hand and targeted the wrist with his energy blade and follow-up Keyblade strikes,
”Not gonna happen!” The Keybearer said as he landed back on the floor. The dentist simply grinned, undeterred from continuing his attacks.
“Clickity-clack!” His metallic voice sang as he sent out his chattering teeth again. The teeth chased Roxas around, keen to not let him take advantage of the weak spot again. But in that focus it was paying less attention to Ganondorf. And this time his summoned minions were able to help him ambush the teeth and flip them over to expose the weak spot and slam his trident into it with one brutal thrust. And this time it was one of the moblins that hopped onto the teeth and rode them around until clamping them onto the dentist’s hand again.
“Ow! Hey! What are you-?” The Dentist yelped as he tried to fling the teeth from his hand. But the restraint was enough for Roxas and Ganondorf to wail on the dentist’s arm. Between Roxas’ rapid Keyblade strikes and Ganondorf’s brutal lightning infused Trident attacks, they made quick work of the dentist’s second arm, causing it to break apart with a small explosion that left him stunned and his head lying on the floor. His drill arm lay precariously near his own mouth.
”Now DIE!” Ganondorf bellowed as he started to push the drill toward the dentist’s open mouth. His summons moved to try and restrain the robot while Roxas moved to help Ganondorf push. Together they were able to impale the dentist’s head on his own drill, seemingly defeating him.
But to their own horror and annoyance, the dentist staggered back for one more desperate charge. And that was when Roxas was the one who had enough.
”Light!” He chanted, opting to hit this mechanical nightmare with one final big attack. He and Ganondorf were both enveloped by Roxas’ light, and the Keybearer jumped high up and aimed his Keyblade down at the dentist. A massive golden Triforce was projected onto the ground, with the dentist trapped in the center triangle and unable to move while Ganondorf leaped at him with darkness charging in his fist.
The warlord came crashing into the dentist, hitting him with a Warlock Punch that was made extra powerful and flashy by virtue of being part of the Limit attack with Roxas. And that was what finally put down the nightmarish Dentist for good. Ganondorf stared at the fading Triforce mark on his hand before giving Roxas an intrigued glance,
”Huh… interesting…” He mused before kneeling to retrieve the dentist’s spirit. He had no idea who or how it was going to be used, but it was bound to better than letting it go to waste.