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I would like to thank everyone who had a simple logo for their faction.
This might help a little with letting newer factions pick their locations and make neighbor relations easier than scrolling through all that backlog of location choices.

If i got any wrong feel free to correct me. if you didn't have a logo and i got it wrong, correct that as wel.

The dummies set up shop


Where only a month before battles between innumerous robots, humans and monsters raged without sight of stopping there was now replaced by a different, more fundamental, kind of conflict, nature having reclaimed the battlefields at an unnatural speed. Birds, beasts and bugs went about their daily battle as survival of the fittest scythed down the weak and made the strong unstoppable.

The natural scene was disturbed however as, in 3 separate places, the ground is sucked downward into the maws of turbo diggers carried by robotic crash test dummies. The dummies march onward out of their holes, arms still sweeping the digging implements back and forth, unaware that they have reached their destination. Marching behind them are more dummies, these armed with concrete sprayers, which they use to coat the surface of the freshly dug tunnel in order to reinforce its structure and prevent its collapse under the rhythmic march of the robotic drones. Together the diggers and sprayers have creating 3 long, spiraling tunnels that rises up from the dummies main base below, up which hundreds more dummies now march.

The Dummy CPU, having finished dealing with the 4th tunnel that suffered a collapsed about halfway through it’s decent, move’s its consciousness to the surface dummies and stops the diggers and sprayers from mindlessly trying to tunnel through the air.

Frustration: the surface was closer than calculated

It thinks to itself before gathering the 3 groups of tunnelers together at the center of where the 4 spirals would be if the 4th had emerged and then begin to dig straight back down. The concrete sprayers following after them to reinforce the walls, using their jet-packs to slow their descent, of the wide shaft that was being created leading back down to the Dummies main base. While the CPU awaits this construction it directs the first wave of builders that had emerged from the tunnels, armed with sprayers and more precise construction tools, to begin constructing a small fort around it’s emergence point.

A perimeter wall was made of concrete using the sprayers is formed, atop of which several Dummies equipped with scout rifles and some Dreadnoughts, man sized quadruped robots coated with thick armor armed with rapid fire Nailer cannons, jump up onto in order to act as temporary turrets. A small trench network is built around this fortification into which standard dummies armed with blaster rifles and shotguns are placed. Within the walls a number of purchased AA drones, waist high 4 legged robots which house 3 guided missiles each, are brought up from below ground in order to ward of aerial assaults. The terrain in between the walls is also sprayed with concrete, creating a foundation for future construction. Finally, 4 small bunkers were constructed, each one a dome of concrete with a narrow entrances guarded by Nailer shotgun wielding Advanced Dummies, within which the dummy brain units controlling the fort’s forces were held.

It has been a month since the CPU and it’s manufacturing base where torn from the secluded corner of space it had been occupying to avoid certain parties interested in it’s enslavement and making a tidy profit from selling weapons and troops to prospectors looking to mine a nearby world. Dumped into a strange world with no seeming escape, it had lost a fair few brains trying to rocket them up into space, and with unidentified hostiles assailing it from all sides, the CPU had turned to the basic strategy of it’s universe's people:
Step 1: abandon what you can’t hold,
Step 2: dig down,
Step 3: build elaborate underground bunkers,
Step 4: mine the crap out of the planet
Step 5: use your new base and resources to strike out and destroy your enemies.
Step 6:…
Step 7: profit


Steps 1 through 3 were complete, however step 4 had hit a snag in the fact that the, other than the massive resource generating structure it had found, the planet was rather resource poor. As a result it was having to go on to step 5 in the hope that it could take some of the nodes it had spotted on the surface a moth ago during its escape attempts.

Now that it had arrived at the surface it was apparent that step 5 was not going to be going as expected either, seeing as there were currently no foes to be found, nor any evidence of the battles that had taken place here only a month prior. It had been hoping for the ability to salvage the warzone to fuel itself until it could acquire more nodes. They must be expert scavengers, the CPU mused, and environmentalists too, considering the repairs made to the previously ravaged and blasted environment.

Hopeful: Maybe they are all dead? Rational: further investigation of surface is required

With that thought came the completion of the vertical shaft leading down to long tunnels leading back to the underground chamber it had dug around the Node, where its primary manufacturing zone was located. Up from this flew a swarm group of Rocklets, small fragile rocket craft that could carry roughly 4 dummies and their equipment to a landing zone quickly and cheaply. In this case, the CPU sent them hurtling off in small groups towards the borders of the six neighboring hexes. Each group contained a single mobile brain unit, a few building tool equipped dummies and 20 dummies carrying a variety of cheap weapons. The CPU’s intention was to set up watch towers at the borders to its emergence hex to act as an early warning system and to ward of light enemy attacks.

Once it had the ability to be aware of oncoming attacks it would begin expanding the central fort with proper cast walls with metal reinforcements, defensive turrets and manufacturing facilities for units and equipment.

It was while the CPU was dealing with the aftermath of the 4th group finally breaching the surface and running headlong into the construction efforts with their diggers, that it picked up an unencrypted broadcast coming from a non-stationary location.

”This is Colonel Carolyn Richter of Richter's Rangers. I am broadcasting this message to inform any interested parties that Richter's Rangers are now selling their services in exchange for supplies and services. To discuss contracts and terms contact us on any frequency.”


Ah, it looked that at least one group on this strange structure had the dignity and sophistication to engage in proper capitalist mercenary work rather than barbaric and expensive total war. Of course, that did unfortunately mean it was going to have competition if it was wanting to sell its own services and wears. The CPU moved getting a proper long range broadcasting equipment up it’s list of priorities, either to contact the mercenaries to check their prices and capabilities or possibly to launch a counter ad campaign.

There was much to do before then however, in particular finding a way to conceal its position when broadcasting, and so the CPU got to work writing programs that the dummies would follow in order to upgraded its new surface base.
@Thecrash20

personalty i am guessing it will be something like a dwarf fortress style map, where there's additional maps layered under the surface map. maybe like... 4? more map under one another made of dirt, then rock, then magma and then the station itself? I'm basing this on the mention of there being dangerous stuff the deeper you go that guards the station's mechanical base layer.
well it's a good thing I picked an underground faction huh, because I slept through the entire land grab scramble.

are we mole people getting a separate map of some kind with starting locations later?

edit: also. what does a node actually look like?
So I have just remembered that my char/faction's home universe has cloning technology and there are just so many wonderful specimens to make clone troopers out of, if they can get their hands on the necessary test subject. I'm sure cloning lots of Tyranid, Psionics and force users etc. won't in anyway backfire.

@Red Alice

quick questions, would the CPU installing itself onto the Array's main body's control system count as a victory condition?
@Hammerman

pretty sure you'r right.

Maybe they got the goal in the char sheet confused with the VC on the faction sheet?
Hey, if you want to mess around with Tiberium, be my guest. Just watch out for the cancers, mutation, and slowly transforming into a giant crystal. I'm sure it'll be worth it in the end.

In all seriousness though I'm sure this will be a lot of fun for everyone involved.


as someone with access to a tons of disposable robots that are immune to all of those side-effects, the CPU very much intend to make use of it, if they can get my hands on some.


drat. somebody beat me to the underground zerg rush faction. oh well, tyranids vs crash test dummies it is.

also I intend to act as an equalizer for some of the less well equipped factions. If you want slightly eccentric sci-fi weapons they can be yours, if you are willing to pay.





Zatherop City, Capital of The Concilio Union, atop the thumb of the Titans Fingers


Atop one of the great spires of rock that emerged from the dense jungle below sat a fortress. Like its 4 siblings, the regal bastion that had once been home to the proud elves now echoed with the scrambling pattering of tiny feet as goblins, kobolds, Rodant and myriad of other species, including a noticeably disproportionate number of Corvant, went about their day, all working to try and keep the young nation from being overwhelmed by threats both internal and external.

At the heart of the administrative complex was a large chamber that had once been a gladiatorial arena that had had its floor cleaned and stairs leading from the pit to the spectator stands. Around its 4 walls where stepped benches resembling a parliament upon which a sparse body of scribes, beancounters, advisors, priests, inquisitors, the occasional spectator and other onlookers looked down into the center of the room where the masters of the nation sat. or rather, where 5 of them sat. The center of the room was occupied by a battered antique round table surrounded by 13 seats, the official meeting place of the Council of 13.

At what she managed to make the head of the table though shear holy presence, despite it’s equalising shape, sat Gwendolin Sliverton, head of the Union’s Oratorium and one of the two people in the room more than 5 foot tall. A middle aged human woman who looked older than she truly was. The marks of the stress she was under in her appointed task of keeping the nation of runts together where clear to see, her chestnut hair was streaked with grey, her face marred with wrinkles and stress lines. Despite this, she made an imposing figure as the embodiment of the holy land’s power within the Union, dressed as she was in her gold and white painted enchanted plate armor.

Other than herself, the less than half of the other council members were actually present for the meeting. They were:

Rorshash Fi-Fold, the aging head of the local priesthood, or more accurately shaman-hood. The wrinkled goblin was dressed primarily in bones and teeth of a wyvern, fashioned into symbols of justinian. He was an example of how the Unin prospered, despite his age the old priest still full of fire and religious zeal that could still rapidly mobilize the capital's sprawling populace into zealous militias that would then storm off to enmass to wherever they where needed. Yet he also exemplified the Union's main flaw, in that despite being 15 years younger than Gwendolin herself, Fi-Fold was reaching the end of his days.

Trin Log-Set, the mayor of the city the council met in. He was a young goblin wearing leather pants and waistcoat decorated with a tigerskin as a cape and the last elven ruler of the nation’s crown. He had only recently gained his position as a result of the city’s annual elections that had been held 2 months ago in the largest square of the dilapidated elven city below. Trin had won mayorship because his supporters had chanted his name the loudest, as had been tradition since the conquest of the city 130 years ago. He was the youngest member of the council, full of new ideas and ambitious projects that, even if they did get agreed upon by the council, would probably never be finished during his short stay in power. The ever shifting whims of the populace would see to that.

D’ave, a red scaled Deth-thu wearing a loincloth primarily for everyone else's benefit, was the representative of the untold numbers of Deth-thu who were part of the Union, despite the fact that most of them lived in the oceans around it rather than within it’s borders. Like her, he had been sent to sit on the council by the actual leaders of his group. A collective of unknown organisation whom no surface dweller had met, the sub nautical rulership preferring to govern from their deep sea city and keep their identities obscured from the rest of the Union. Gwendolin often made use of the Deth-thu’s personal opinion on events in the Union’s north to balance out the generally self serving reports from the other council members in the region.

Finally there was Reston Fairheart, a extravagantly robed and stunningly handsome member of the old elven aristocracy who, 130 years ago during the fall of the elven yawanist’s grip on the region, had revealed to the revolutionary pre Union revolutionary mobs that he, along with all the residents of the titan’s pinky finger, had infact been Justinian worshipers all along. The fact that the other 4 fingers had been overwhelmed at this point had nothing to do with this sudden revelation of hidden loyalty. Gwendolin was pretty sure that his subsequent passing the Epiphany of the Perfect World was confirmation of his willingness to throw away old beliefs to save his own skin rather than proof of prior loyalty. The man was considered a useful and consistent feature of the union’s leadership by the Sacrosanctian expedition and so since his appointment 100 years ago, and so, along with herself and her 3 predecessors, he acted as a stabilizing element for the ever changing lineup of the council of 13.

Other than D’ave, who she was pretty sure was like her in resenting being sent here every two weeks, the other members of the council present were the ones who actually lived in the city they were in and we're primarily here in order to jostled with each other for authority over the local populace. The other seats where currently occupied by messengers and minions of the council members who, unlike her, had not had the time to make the journey to the capital for the fortnightly meeting.

As for the meeting itself, after the first hour it was finally moving on from local matters to the state of the Union at large, which meant they were going to be listening to the various messenger's reports. These rounds of reports where all the Union really had when it came to organising its various regions and deciding where the Aid of the capital should be sent. First to give a report was an apprentice of Neser Zagrad, who was head of the alchemist's guild and one of the 13. When addressed the young rat-woman, who looked like sho would be much more comfortable in a lab back in Barby instead of infront of 5 of the 13, stood up from where she had been restlessly sitting in her master’s seat for the last hour and, after perching a pair of spectacles atop her snout, retrieved a few pieces of parchment from a satchel and cleared her throat. Before she could begin however, she was interrupted by Mayor Trin, to whom one of the bureaucrats, a Deth-thu, from the crowd had darted forward to show a document.

[color=grey]“Did you get that thing we sent you?”

The Rodant looks perplexed at the Goblin’s very brief summary of what the Deth-thu had spoken with him about. She fumbles with her notes trying to work out what the thing is while Fairheart leaned across to read over the bureaucrats shoulder. Recognising the issue he then gave the Rodant a more descriptive version of question.

[color=grey]“Has the alchemist received the shipment of Theurgia infused crystals that was sent over a month ago? We were expecting absent council member Nast’s request for viper Bolt Throwers built using them to have passed through by now, weapons that were supposed to be sent north to secure the conquests made in the aftermath of the death of the red god Zul”

[color=grey]“Yes. Those. did you get them and make them yet?”[/color] the slightly irritated Trin added unhelpfully

[color=grey]“Well. you see. um.”[/color]

[color=grey]“Been up north, have seen those godless hoofbeast barbarians shrug off bullets, are too big for cannons to be kill more than one. Bolt throwers good middle ground. Less waste. Need those defences before they reorganize”[/color] D’ave, whom had toured the northern warzone recently, added

[color=grey]“Zagrad has used the supplies for his own projects, hasn’t he” Gwendolin muttered to herself, then gave an exasperated sigh and then cut the others off before they could renew their onslaught on the messenger “Enough of this. I will look into it when I return south. Just give your report” [/color]

Released from the pressure the apprentice alchemist began to hastily rattle off the report she had been designated to give to the council, consisting of a long list of casualties reports, requests for more minions, mages and machinery and glowing praise for the head alchemist's great victories over the invading Vex’lir Swarms.




Meanwhile, at the Alchemist guild headquarters, located in the fortress city Barby


Neser Zagrad, head of the alchemists guild and member of the council of 13, was in the middle of hs latest and greatest work. Within a vast chamber situated below the Guild his many apprentices and laborers were putting the final touches on a massive contraption. Mounted upon a ginormous cart, whose wheels were taller than a man, was a contraption of bronze inlaid with runes and glowing stones, forming an immense octuple barreled lightning cannon. Mounted behind this was a ginormous hamster wheel contraption intended move the weapon and atop that on a sturdy platform a miniature shrine to Justinian, used to focus the magic required to power the creation. The many crystal’s the guild had received earlier that month were used as either components to the canons or as an array of mana batteries for powering the weapon.

The Rodant mage paced back and forth muttering to himself on a raised catwalk, mounted precariously halfway up one of the wall opposite the great entrance to the hall, waiting as the final rites were performed.

[color=grey]“Soon, soon, yes, my greatest work shall be complete. Then. Then! We shall crush the nasty bugs and we shall be the Masters of the Underworld! As it was meant to be.”[/color]

[color=grey]“Until Justinian re-makes the world you mean…. I think your cronies are done sir” [/color]

The head of the alchemist's body guard, a female Gnoll named Rishnosk dressed in plate mail who towered over the others in the room despite standing at just below average human height, interrupted his inane tittering.

[color=grey]“Huh. yes yes of course. IS IT READY?”[/color]

There was a call of confirmation from one of the mage’s apprentices below, causing anyone with half a brain to begin to scamper off, trying to put as much distance and masonry between themselves and the machine as possible.

[color=grey]“Excellent! Begin charging the device!” [/color]

The various Rodant priests standing around the shrine began to chant, the self sacrificing tattoos laid into their tails beginning to glow as they changed Theurgia from the crystals into the weapon. Energy flowed from the shrine, into the runes, stones and metal, electricity arching along the copper barrels.

[color=grey]“Open the doors!”[/color]

More and more power flowed into the weapon, lightning arcing across its surface as the front of the chamber opened, revealing the savanna beyond. Beyond could be seen the domains of two of the Unions foes. To the east was the immense tower and palace of the Turquoise Domain, the barren blasted wasteland between it and the Justinian fort line even now was lit by the light of the spells hurled by the Sacrosanctian mages. Oh how the Alchemist evied their holy guests power. To the south was the chasm of unfathomable odds, the source of the subterranean horrors that flowed like an unending river towards the Fortress of Barby. The gateway itself faced directly east, a side entrance to the Union’s fortress from which it’s engines of war could emerge, or in this case, be tested out of.

[color=grey]“Do it. Throw the switch!.. For Justinian!”[/color]

Neser’s belated call to their god was haphazardly taken up by the others as prayer, either to the success of the experiment or simply that they would survive it.

The apprentice standing with the priests eagerly complied, pulling an almost comically sized breaker switch, which mechanically forced touched a rune inscribed lever to the top barrel, completing an inscription that would cause the discharge of the stored energy. The chamber was filled with light as the barrel discharged, sending a blast of lightning out across the plains beyond. Then the light ceased stopped and the barrel configuration rotated, bringing the next barrel to the firing lever, causing it to discharger. Then the next. This process of changing barral began to increase in speed, till the spinning mechanism was a rapidly rotating blur and the shots a constant stream of destructive energy that blasted and tore at the land beyond.

[color=grey]“Yesss, yes! It’s working Ah hahahaha”[/color]

And then Rishnosk noticed that part of the weapon had caught fire.

[color=grey]“Get down sir!”[/color]

She threw herself on the maniacally laughing rat just before the machine exploded.




[color=grey]“No! No no no no! gah!”[/color]

Rishnosk regained consciousness to find her master screaming his head off, the hall a smoking ruin of fire and rapidly cooling molten metal. Of the weapon the was nothing left but splitters, rapidly cooling metal and the bloody smears on the walls and ceiling where all that remained of its crew. Punctuating it all was the din of the bells, warning that the outer defences of the Union’s defencive parameter near the edge of the Chasm had been breached and that a considerable threat was now heading straight for them. Something in the Vex’lir swarm must have spotted the disaster, for a detachment of skittering Swarm Spawn and flying marauders were streaming towards the site of the calamity. They were ignoring the barrage of cannon and gunfire raining down from the battlements of the fortress as they dashed forwards to secure the opening Neser had made for them.

Simultaneously, unseen to those inside inside the halls, a slower moving contingent of earthbreakers and warriors emerged on mass from a second defensive breach, heading directly towards the chasm facing wall of the fortress. This considerably more durable and stronger force was sent as a distraction that was not expected to reach the walls, let alone break through them. It did however cause many of the artillery crews to fire upon this more obvious threat instead of the fast attach contingent, unaware of the disaster that would result from the Riglirs managing to take and hold the broken gates on the east side.

Rishnosk picked herself off of Neser and then helped him stand. The ratman dusted himself off and said dismissively.

[color=grey]“Ah well, we got some valuable data out of that. Back to the drawing board!”[/color]

The rat began to turn to walk back to his lab, found deeper in the fortress.

[color=grey]“Sir. the bells?”[/color]

[color=grey]“What. oh. Right!. CLOSE THE GATES!.... Oh, the gates are destroyed... Crap! Rishnosk, we need to hold that entrance! Rally the troops! I will repair the hinges and remount the door!”[/color]

The bodyguard sighed at how long it had taken him to act and then, while the pair rushed down the stairway leading to the floor of the hall, unsheathed her serrated sword and clanged it against the catwalk’s banister to get the survivors attention.

[color=grey]“Servants of Justinian! Get your asses out of that rubble on the double! Form lines and hold the entrance at all costs. For The Union! For Justinian! For the end of this world and the beginning of the next! Stand and fight, do not let them take the gate!”[/color]

The impromptu militia pulled itself from the rubble and, armed with knives, clubs, worktools and the occasional matchlock pistol, they began to form a barricade before their master, who now stood atop his still burning failure, channeling energy. Onward the horde of chittering swarm came, their losses horrendous as lead, lighting and iron rained down upon them, yet despite their casualties the unbreakable Riglir reached the entrance. Their enemies having cleared the region that could be safely bombarded the Union forces sent out their own air forces to engage the marauders. Various goblins, kobolds and others of the smallest races armed with spears, pistols and firebombs launched themselves down from the fort’s battlements mounted atop huge Killer bees.

In the savanna beyond trumpets sounded as Gatherfolin Plumstruth’s Thundering Herd, massive elephants upon whose backs batteries of lighting cannons had been mounted, and a pack of hyena riding warriors, lead by a Gnoll matriarch and her husbands mounted atop lions, swept around from the rear of the fortress to pin the swarm’s second wave of attackers against the fort’s walls. Inside the footsoldiers of the Union, varying from leather clothed fighters as poorly armed as those already inside to a few plate coated veterans, were arriving in the far end of the hall, rushing to aid the militia at the fallen gates.

As the swift moving monsters of Vex’xalar crashed into the Justinian mob’s hastily erected barricade and the battle for air superiority commenced, the alchemist himself raised his arms to the sky, drawing from the power still stored in the remaining pieces of the machine and from the the Theurgia granted from the (accidental) sacrifice of the Justinian's who had just had died in the explosion. In doing so, the gates began to rise painfully slowly back to their original position. It would be a long, hard, bloody fight.




[color=grey]“Once again, I can assure you that Neser Zagrad, head of the alchemist guild and trusted member of this council, is in no way engaging in unsanctioned experimental weapon development and that the Fortress of Barby is 100% safe in his hands”[/color]

Concluded the apprentice. Before her colleagues could drag this part of the meeting out any further, Gwendolin told her to [color=grey]“Good. Expect my presence at the fort next week to verify those facts.”[/color]

This drew mutterings from the stands:
[color=grey]“A Sacrosanctian at Barby. There's a first” “Maybe they’ll take the Vex’lir threat seriously after this” “ha. Doubt it. Humans don’t understand that the world has depth.” “Only time they go underground is after they die” “well they do have miners...” “oh shut it Penfold” [/color]

“Silence!” roared Gwendolin, slamming her armored fist down onto the table and bringing the talk in the stands to a strict conclusion. There was a brief pause as the room awaited to see if there were to be reprisals for their misbehavior, but Gwendolin pushed on with concluding the matter instead, giving orders to her colleagues to deal with the problem as best they could.

[color=grey]“Now then. Log-Set, see if you can rally up some more volunteers for the south, D’ave, speak with our merchants in Roc port to see if the west has sent any more materials that can be spared in the south. Also try and convince Kensu to actually show up to the next meeting. Log-Set, Fairheart see if the local mages and craftsmen can make something to take the place of the bolt thrower shipment.”[/color]

After a hasty chorus of affirmations from the other council members she moved the meeting along, the Rodant apprentice gladly taking her seat once more to make minutes of the meeting for her master. The rest of the reports where as to be expected, vague if optimistic reports from the northern front, reports of a disastrous attempt to kill one of the local dragons which Woston the dragon hunter had once again survived, complaints from the southern tribes about the amount of sacrifices the Sacrosanctian expedition required for their seemingly eternal bombardment of the Turquoise Domain, various minor internal squabbles and disputes that the involved parties believed the 13 needed to intervene in, requests for aid with dealing with red god and yawanist bandits and a hundred other issues that the council really didn't have enough control to deal with.

She was glad when it was over and she could step out of the packed room onto one of the nearby balconies for some air. It was but a brief respite however, as once her flock of waist high guards and inquisitors had come down from the stands to join their leader they all set off together to begin the journey back south. There she would briefly pass by Stage to report to her superiors in the Sacrosanctian expedition and get some well needed human contact before she went to Barby to remind the Alchemist that he had to share his toys with the other children.
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