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They had done it. At long last, the raid of the syk pyres was completed and the Alma were free to collect the souls of the dead. Now there were but two matters remaining before it became time to address the consequences of this.

The first was unloading the vast haul of Soul Crystals they had liberated from the sky pyres. A rather arduous process, as the secluded entrance to the vault of souls did not have the most convenient loading bay for such a massive influx of souls. The great armor of Luis drifted empty above the entrance, to and from which a stream of alma and gusts flew. Up on its back the armor’s own curators began the long process of extracting the souls from the many armored tombs and then carried them outside to be collected and carried down to the vault’s own curators, who then took them down into the vault.

Acseal had also descended into the vault to see for herself the place where souls would be stored, while Luis had flown off to engage in some well earned R&R, which involved a bit of swimming and some exploration of the ecosystem Kalmar had created on and around the north of Kalgrun. The great whale was not entirely free from his responsibility however, as he ended up having to explain the broadcast to a bunch of orcas and narwhals he ended up hanging out with.

“What is fire and burning” was a pretty common one that took an awful long time to explain to the ocean dwellers.

This left Azura by herself as she planned how to protect the north. Defence wise she had already erected the walls of her fortress. A circular ring of mountains surrounded the massive vertical peak that sata above the vault, and atop this peak was the sky bastion, which acted both as a fortified keep and, hopefully, as a decoy for the vault. However, the walls sat unmanned and the gates of the castle unguarded. In that state they did not serve their purpose at all, as Ashala had so perfectly demonstrated all those years ago.

The Alma, empowered now with laser weaponry, where a good first step but they had a task that required them to go out into the world and would not make for an effective permanent garrison. She also had the Titan of Winds, but it alone could not guard the entire length of the wall.
She decided to start simply. The titan was an awesome beast, and it atmospheric control was a perfect tool for protecting a set location, so why not make more? Three shards of luft stone she plucked from the titan’s great form, and from these shards she grew three copies of the massive construct, capable of working in unison with their progenitor to command all the air in and around the tiny island.

“I together dub you the four winds,” She told them “may you stand firm against the forces of death and may your power sweep away all who dare come to the place with evil in their hearts!”

”It shall be so.” replied the 4 titans in perfect unison.

“Now sentinels, to your posts!” Azura commanded. As she instructed the titans moved apart, each drifting towards a tall mountain peak situated 90 degrees apart on the circular mountain. They touched down upon the mountain tops, crossed the massive cressend staff across their chests, and begin their watch. Their singular bright glowing eyes gazed out across the icy expanse that separated the twilight isle from the rest of the world, searching for intruders. To aid them Azura created a retinue of gusts to support each titan. These swarms of wind elementals would lay dormant, their solid stone parts piled atop their gemstone cores, until their Titan awoke their winds once more and called them to muster.

With watchers set atop the walls Azura ascended to the sky bastion. Like the sky pyres her own sphere was wrapped its way around galbar and had many entrances that lay open and unguarded. Should her emaines, whoever they might end up being, find their way inside the Blue they would have the ability to simply bypass the titan guarded walls. Taking some inspiration from the dragons found on the Foot she created sky serpents, massive beasts that where something of a cross between a snake and a mosasaurus, who drifted through the blue in the same way that Sky slugs and Luis did, borne aloft by on bones of luft-stone. With their jaws filed with serrated teeth they would tear apart those who invaded her skies. She also wanted to make it so they could also be summoned down from the blue to aid her wherever she or her companions might need aid. In-order to facilitate this she taught them a simplified form of the verse, the music she used to create, so that they could be commanded by it, either by her, Luis or the Alma. Perhaps, she thought, she could also teach this technique to others, like Asceal, or her children or even mortals?

She nodded to herself, and decided that that was a good plan. The Alma needed to be carefully controlled so that they stayed on mission, but the weapons and tools she made now? They could serve a wider purpose, to be shared with others to let them make her strength their own. Letting her delegate while also avoid hoarding all the divine power to herself.

The walls where manned, the skies patrolled. Azura felt a certain amount of relief over take her, that at long last there was no more that urgently needed to be done. Certainly there where tasks hse need to attend to, Karthos’s system needed a replacement and there were no doubt many other problems she could aid in solving if she went looking for them. But she decided she could afford to take a break after all she had been through, if only for a moment. As she watched the great sky serpents and the fluttering sky slugs an itch that she had been suppressing since she found out about the sky pyres forced itself to be noticed and demanded scratching. She wanted to create again, to craft and mold things into being to fulfil a purpose not directly related to solving the soul problem.

Energised, she tried making something for fun, spinning and weaving her power as she pulled pull inspiration from her muse, to create the perfect representation of her newly found creative freedom.

Power, magic, and music flowed together, creating a perfect symphony so beautiful it could make the most jaded listener cry until finally it made. It made!

A floating Tuna. no feather wings or frills or decorations of any kind. Just a tuna that gave zero shits about gravity.

“Glub” said the tuna, before swimming off into the Blue to go hunt sky slugs.

“Well then... That was silly. Let’s try again!”

And try again she did, to greater success. She made long necked fish-hunters, tusked manta rays that grazed upon the Blue’s now flourishing rain soaked greenery, a vicious little carrion eating trilobite and horse sized shark dragons that lurked in temples and around mountains. Then she stopped, not wanting to get quite so carried away with this. It had been an enjoyable creative outburst, but perhaps it would be best to use her power more productively. The last thing she did was dubb the Class of flying creatures ‘Tonnikala’, before descending back down to the twilight isle.

There Azura returned to the vault, checking that unleading was still going smoothly. They where, but it made her realise that there was one place left unguarded and that was the vault itself, along with the surrounding landscape. Aerial dominance might be incredibly useful, but she could perhaps do with some foot soldiers as well.

Taking into account what she had set into motion with the Tonnikala she decided that maybe she could make something that anyone could use if properly taught. And so she sang into being songs, and bound to the songs ideas, ideas of how to form Luftstone from air, to craft it into constructs and fill them with music. She knew that these creatures might be used against mortals who fought for her foes or simply wandered too close to the vault, and so she gave them the power to be able to affect their foe’s emotions to cause sadness, fear and terror with their touch or songs in order to drive away mortals without causing them harm.

To balance these negative emotions she taught them to invigorate their allies in order to lift their spirits and bring them hope and instill courage, determination and focus.

The first she made was a small one, a humanoid that was about half the height of a Selke. Most of its form was made of a blue light, the verse made into a semi solid mass that was given vague form by a heavier, semi metallic, black luft stone that, while its mass did not feel gravity as much as it should, was still pulling the creation down to the ground. Tendrils of blue verse formed its hand and legs, which were tipped with long claws. It’s face was a solid helmet/mask with holes that formed the impression of an eye hole. A long wispy tail of the verse flowed out from behind the helmet, fluttering in a non-existent breeze.

It stood before her in animated idleness, moving its body to the beat of an unheard song. She formed a small target dummy for it to practice on. The creature leapt at it, slashing at it and leaving deep gorge marks with its claws. Then it backed off, pointed its spread out fingers at the target and made them extend, wrapping the now tentacle like digits around the dummy and sending a pulse of emotional energy into it. Then it backed off and became idle again.

“Hmmm.” a gust of wind pushed the construct, causing it to stumble and its light to flicker erratically for a few moments “hmmm. Not very sturdy are you?”

She tried again, and this time formed an equally small one with a green body. It’s limbs were made of stone rather than light, and it held a small flute it its hands. This one danced around the dummy, playing an invigorating tune, before using the flute like a Blowgun to shoot a compressed wind shot at it that struck with the force of a punch. This one was also not particularly sturdy, though it was better than the last.

Purple next. It formed a body shaped like a suit of armor with only a few gaps visible where it’s verse was visible. It marched up to the dummy and struck it with sword it had inplace of a hand. It had a great deal of difficulty attempting to disable it nonlethal, eventually using its shield to pin it against a wall. It was much sturdier, but the cracks proved to be a vulnerability and it was slow to respond and less creative than the others.

Each construct was harder to form, and required a more complex song to form, to the point where Azura now had to use several of the green ones to assist in producing the finale. It was almost human in body structure, though it still had a mask in place of a face. Red Verse flowed out from behind it’s head and nowhere else. Unfortunately it seemed to be almost deaf and had difficulty performing complex actions until azura laid them out in detail. It performed exquisitely then, acting with the grace of a ballerina and speed of a martial artist as it used CQC to take down the dummy, but Azura had to sing loudly at it the whole time while spelling every action out in detail.

“ok. I think that is enough. A fully enclosed one would take far too much effort and be useless anyway.” Azura said finally. The first three all had their merits, the fourth she’d need to think about. Regardless, had what she needed

She then proceeded to make 5 armies of the blue, green and purple constructs. Some were ordered into the vault as guardians, where they would stay to subdue those who entered without permission and to raise the alarm and shoot to kill if this did not work. Others were sent to the walls, where the Titans could command them with their music playing bodies.

This left azura alone again, save for the red one.

“hmmm. I think I have an idea of what to do with you.” she told it, before plucking it from the earth and soaring back up to the sky bastion.





Location: Peach's Castle, Out Front
wordcount: 1,506 (+3)
Bowser Jr: Level 2 EXP: ////////////////////// (9/20)


”Only two!?” Jr said in dismay before stomping his feet angrily. When this mini tantrum failed to produce any more pokeballs he snatched the 2 balls he was getting out of Stone’s hand, telling him: ”Gah, fine whatever.” before turning away and marching back to his kart.

”hmmm. Now which Pokemon to catch and make my new minion?” he asked himself, before hopping into his clown car. The horrid Synapse bio-gun undulate in response to his return, much to jr’s dismay. ”ew. Gross. Quit wiggling!” he told it.

In response the tentacles of the gun drooped a little as if it was upset. Jr did not care. ”The whole spiked throne of weapons thing was cool, but if your going to be like that, then you’re all going down in the bomb box.” he said, before proceeding to shove the larger armaments down into the car’s storage compartment.




Over at the Bowser Mobile Kamek had returned from his minor skyward scouting expedition and was quite adamant that there should be no racing. It helped that no one else seemed to be interested in the prospect.

”Sure,” he was saying ”the road going ahead looks pretty smooth going. No obvious course hazards as far as I could see. But there were a large number of vehicles patrolling about the place. They did look like they were made of junk but they still might be dangerous and their drivers are likely as deranged as the Rabbids back there if their building style is any indicator. The road splits some way away after that, north goes to the ‘dead zone’, while the south goes to the ‘land of adventure’. There's some sort of building at the intersection, maybe it’s an out of the way inn or a shop?”

”Then we’ll trash these goons and then take a pit-stop at this shop place. See if there's anything good to loot in there. Money, something for lunch, that kind of thing” he responded before informing the rest of the team ”THERE’S SOME OF GALEEM’S GOONS ROVING ABOUT IN CARS ON THE ROAD UP AHEAD. WE’LL DEAL WITH THEM AND THEN MEET UP AT A SHOP LOOKING BUILDING THAT’S AT A FORK IN THE ROAD”




Jr hovered above the convoy to get a bird’s eye view of all the Pokemon scurrying about. There where so many and Jr barely recognised any of them despite the fact that Pokeballs with captured Pokemon in them were a staple of smash. There were bunnies, bugs, goats and more, but most of them looked pretty scrawny to jr.

”It’s just like my luck in smash.” he complained, on elbow leaning on the lip of the car, face in hand, fingers tapping disappointingly at his cheek as he stared down at a fish flopping about by the side of the moat ”Other people get Zapdoses, Mews and Giratina but all I get is Goldeens.” the fish bounced and flailed around for a few more seconds before it finally rolled back into the water. ”I bet they cheat to get the good stuff.”

Then he saw it, a glimpse of a yellow mouse sized Pokemon with long narrow ears in one of the castle windows. ”Wait. Was that pikachu?” Jr perked up instantly at this brief sighting, a nasty grin on his lips as he thought of getting revenge for every KO the lightning rodent had inflicted upon him by shoving the speedy rodent in a tiny ball.

”Dad! I’m going to go beat up and capture pikachu in the castle!” he yelled at his father who yelled back ”Show him who’s boss son!” while Kammek, who had taken a seat in the bowser mobile’s spacious glove compartment, called after him ”Don’t take too long, we’re bound to set off sooner or later once this lot get their act together”

”Yeah yeah don’t worry I’ll be quick” Jr responded, brushing of Kamek’s comment as he parked the flying clown car next to the library window. He briefly ducked his head down to peruse his arsenal for appropriate Pokemon hunting equipment.

”To big. To week. To gross.” he said as he dismissed the paint brush, splatter shot and synapse. ”Ah ha! Perfect” he said, coming up with the Necro Smasher. ”Just the thing for whacking a mouse!” he declared as he gave a few practice swings, before he forced open the library window and hopped into the room beyond, that turned out to be the library. With most of everyone gathered outside in anticipation of the hero’s departure the library had been left dark and abandoned for the moment. Baring Henry anyway, but jr had no time for the sorcerer, who had their nose buried in a book like the massive nerd he was.

Jr crept in between the shelves of the library, mallet in one hand, Pokeball in the other, looking under tables and behind piles of books for their quarry until they felt a tap on their right shoulder.

Jr glanced to his right. No one there. ”Huh?”

A tap on the left. An angry gance. Still no one there. ”Hay. That's not funny!” Jr complained right before they were tapped on their right shoulder again. This time they glanced left instead and swung their hammer at the first thing they saw, a pair of black tipped yellow ears. ”Ha ha! Got... you…?” Jr began to claim victory before his words turned to confusion as a semi transparent Pokemon that looked like a handmade Pikachu plushy phased up through the hammer head and then landed itself atop it.

”Huh?”

The Mimiku used Copycat (a move that let a Pokemon use the last move that was used in the battle, even if the last move was by the user) causing it to produce a comically over-sized mallet (compared to 20 cm tall spook at least) out under its disguise that it held in one of it’s long shadowy clawed limb. It then proceeded to chase jr back to the window while giggling and bopping him on the head with it.

”Ow, stop. Quit it!” jr yelled as he ran, before vaulting out the window and into the clown car. He emerged a few moments later with the Synapse primed and ready for ghost busting. ”Take this!” he shouted as he pushed what passed for a trigger on the bio gun. A beam of electricity shot out of the front and struck the Mimiiku, but it’s disguise served it as a decoy, absorbing the damage. The neck of the disguise snapped, causing the head to droop limply backwards.

”Take that!” Jr shouted, thinking he had won.

”you're actually kinda useful, even if you're disgusting” he told the bio gun, which wiggled about in what might have been happiness ”Ew, no I take it back, quit doing that!” The gun sagged back into a state of being sad and rejected.

He was unable to berate the sad gun any further however, as he was then hit by the (physically) unharmed Mimiku’s retaliatory strike, knocking him back down into the clown car. It was livid that its disguise had been damaged, and had used copycat again, this time to blast a beam of lightning from the fake Pikachu tail that it held in its other tendril.

Rather than follow up on it’s first attack however, the Pikachu wannabe ended up gazing at its tail stick with astonished glee. It had used an electrical attack, just like the real thing! Its anger was forgotten right up until the point that it was hit with a blast of ink from the splattershot. It stood there, stunned for a few moments before it shook itself as clean as it could and then used copycat again, only to find it could shoot ink now, instead of lightning. The Mimiku was dismayed by this turn of events and launched itself into the Clown car to rectify the situation.

”hay no get out of here!” Jr yelled at it while trying to grab the untouchable specter. He received only scratches in return for his effort as the Mimiku madly scrambled around the interior of the car in search of the Synapse. A few rambunctious moments later the clown car touched down on the grassy lawn outside, having been knocked off course from it’s stationary hover by the window by the brawl happening inside it. The victories Mimiku hopped out of it, its long claw wrapped around the stolen living lightning gun. It began happily bouncing back and forth while firing the equally happy infested weapon skywards and letting off its own shots with copycat, until a Pokeball, that jr had finally remembered he had, bonked into it, popped open and pulled both it and the Synapse inside.

The ball wiggled back and forth a few times until it made the pinging sound denoting a successful capture. The frazzled Jr more or less fell out of his car and then walked over to pick up the Pokeball.

”You better be worth the trouble.” he told it.

The Heist

Asceal + Azura


The flock gathered high above the ocean to the west of the dragons foot, a giant colorful sphere of feathers, stone and metal. At its heart floated Luis, armor clad and with the great soul crystal horn of Bruna stamping skywards. Atop this horn stood/floated the Titan of Winds, bearing Azura as she conducted its power. Above them in the Blue Alma fiddled with the controls of a dozen wandering temples, turning their great turbines to a purpose, driving extra air down into Galbar’s atmosphere and towards the flock. Yet rather than push them down or spread out the air was instead wrapped around them, embracing the airforce in a cocoon of dense warm air that would form a barrier between them and the vacuum above.

Once it had finally formed the air bubble took on the shape of an egg of swirling swirling air aimed towards the heavens. It lowered itself down to just above the ocean’s waves while Azura formed a great wind tunnel that reached down from the stratosphere until it gripped the shell of the Titans protective zone, causing it and its race up and away till it burst out of Galbar and into the space beyond.

Their course plotted Azura dismounted the titan and flew down to join Asceal upon Luis’ back. Next to them was the great horn of soul crystal that powered and controlled his armor, and behind them where innumerable armored bunkers/vaults that would house the souls they were going to save. Bustling around these making last minute integrity checks where the curators, small floating drones of luft stone and soul crystal, who would be managing the massive influx of souls.

”Will your children be alright staying on Shengshi’s ship after we argued with him like that?“ Azura asked.

“I don’t see why they wouldn’t be,” Asceal pursed her lips and frowned, “His feelings towards souls are more than disheartening, but he’s never been anything less than hospitable. My children will be fine. Besides, Shengshi might not see eye to eye with us, but he’s hardly an enemy. Leaving him to fend off Sartravius alone does nothing but hurt us.”

Azura’s talons tapped thoughtfully against the stone they stood on ”I’ll trust you judgment in that. He did not leave me with the best first impression, something I suspect was the opposite of his intention given the pageantry on display. We have all the power in the world and he uses it to make mortal slaves.“ she shuddered, ”Suffice to say, I suspect the issue of souls will be the first of many topics we disagree on.“

“I’m not certain they are slaves,” Asceal paused to run a hand through her hair, “I had a similar concern when I first met Shengshi and his avatar, but since then I’ve come to understand there is… Nuance there. I won’t pretend to understand the convoluted hierarchy Shengshi enforces, but he hasn’t tormented his people. They seemed happy enough,” Asceal hesitated and added bitterly, “At least, before Sartarvius’s creations butchered them.”

”Happy being servants? I don’t think I could ever understand how someone would live such a life. Unless they were made to like it which is… both better and worse in a way.“ she tapped her talons a few more times before concluding that ”I can't say I like the idea, but at least they aren't suffering right now I suppose I can look past it for the time being.“

”At any rate, we should probably turn our attention to more pressing matters.“ Azura said as they flew ever closer to their destination. ”Such as preparation for the confrontation that lies ahead.“

Asceal nodded and gaze her gaze out to the flock. With every moment Luis and his innumerable comrades soared higher and higher, past the lower celestial spheres, past the orbits of Veradax, Heliopolis and The Lustrous Garden. They rose until they pierced the veil of the Sky of Pyres. The air shield Azura had surrounded her flock with blasted the ash and fumes away to create a bubble of safety in the infernal realm.

Around them flowed a torrent of souls. From all the branches on the tree of life and some beyond they came, their spirits dragged first up into the heavens and then to their doom in the distant fires. Among the trees, the fish, the mushrooms, the microbes and the deer where those deemed worthy to be saved, those creatures that possess the capability for wisdom and intelligence.

The Alma immediately set to work, diving into the parts of the stream of souls to snatch those souls deemed worthy of saving. Mostly this meant the mortals of Galbar, but they also picked out beasts like whales and the gemstone gardeners and vitally, the last few remaining void souls. It rapidly became apparent that some of the souls being saved where far larger than the Alma could carry. Whale souls and some void souls like the one belonging to the watcher dwarfed the Alma themselves and so Azura quickly made a support construct to assist. These where small human sized version of the titan of wind, made of a disjointed luftstone bound together by a living wind and controlled by a soul gem heart. From their hands the shot sky blue beams of energy and air that wrapped around the greater crystals and allowing teams of them to lift and carry what the Alma had saved. They could also make smaller versions of the Titan’s windshield, allowing them to take Alma out of the central bubble, to roam ahead and snatch up souls that would be lost to the flames before the main force arrived.

Down below on Galbar Alma swarmed the Vortex of souls, cutting of the flow so that no new spirit would arrive after their passing. This invasion was merely a temporary solution however. Soon they would need to get the message out to all those below so that they themselves could decide to be saved, rather than being snatched up without warning.

Asceal stood beside Azura as she worked, scanning the murky ash filled realm, her eyes filled with trepidation. After the first few waves of Alma had returned the luminous Goddess spoke, her words laden with anxiety, “He should have noticed us by now.”

”He didn't show up last time I was here, but I was more or less in and out then. This sphere is enormous, so perhaps he is simply taking time to arrive, or hasn't noticed us yet? But we are going to be here a while.“ they had to navigate the entire vault of the heavens after all ”So I feel like it is only a matter of time.“

Time passed and passed and passed and yet no one came to challenge them. Where the pair had once stood ready to launch themselves into the fray they now sat and waited, still watchful for trouble and yet almost certain that none would appear.

”Maybe he isn't here? Is he is down on Galbar doing goodness knows what. Pr did he really never exeted anyone to confront or oppose him in this? Except, now that I think about it, our own spheres are just as vulnerable as this one. Or mine is at least. Aelius seems looks to be the only person wise enough to set up an alarm system and even then he has decided to stay within his realm to guard it, so vital is Heliopolis to life.“ Azura shuddered at the thought of trapping herself as he had, and yet to protect their slowly accumulating precious cargo it now seemed like an inevitability.

“Maybe,” Asceal scowled and took a deep breath, “But we have a job to do here, even if he’s set out to strike at our spheres. Any damage he inflicts there can be repaired. We’re here for people, and they aren’t so easily replaced.”

”That’s true now. It won’t be once we are done. The vault becomes a prime target for retaliation. The Alma too, once I get the word to the people of what is going on up here.“ Azura said, the long tense hours and days waiting in the smoking sky having given plenty of time for her to worry about the future.

“The vault will needed defenses and defenders then. As many of them as we can make,” Asceal glanced at an Alma returning a soul crystal, “And your Alma will have to be able to defend themselves. I could offer them some power to aid in that, if you’d permit it. I’m not the most suited to it, but I have some experience in equipping my children for conflict.”

”Indeed. I’ve started work on the defenses, but dedicated defenders are still something I need to make.“ Azura responded, ”The Alma will need all the help they can get in performing their most vital task, so anything you can give would be of great help. I’ll see to it that I pay you back for that aid in the future.“

Beside Azura the Goddess of Light nodded and beckoned to a nearby Alma, who seemed to grasp her meaning and fly towards her. Asceal smiled at the bird, “I have a gift for you, little one.”

She reached out and rested a hand on the Alma’s beak, and though it looked at her inquisitively it didn’t shy away. A small light emanated from the Goddess’s touch and when she let do there was a peculiar shrine to the Alma’s feathers that hadn’t been there before. Before Azura, or even the Alma itself, could inquire into what she’d done the Goddess explained, “Something to keep you safe, little one. If you focus you can call on my light now, but be careful. It isn’t something to use on those you don’t want to hurt. Now go, share this with your siblings. All it takes is a touch.”

The bird squawked appreciatively in response and then took wing to join the others. There the light spread to those close to it, and then those close to them. Asceal’s light blossomed, radiating from the initially receiver and lighting up the sky pyres with innumerable softly glowing stars of salvation that opposed the raging fires of destruction that called it home.

”Beautiful“ Azura said as she watched.

”And quite deadly I believe think.” added the as until now silent Luis as the massive horn of crystal the pair sat next to started to glow with the same faint light. ”Hopefully we won’t have to use your gift in anger before we get a chance to test it somewhere, but it should add to the existing defences rather nicely.”

”How are you holding up Luis?“ Azura asked, guilty at having not addressed their titanic Chauffeur since they took off.

”It’s strange, being able to see things with the Alma that I can't see with my own eyes. To me it seems as if we are simply floating in empty space, but when I look through their eyes… when i see the dead flow past and through me… Seeing this makes me feel like shouldn’t show the mortals down below this horror. It would be cruel, even if it might be necessary to help them understand why the Alma need to take their souls.” Luis explained, struggling with the horrible truth he both could and could not see.

”Hopefully if all goes we’ll never need to return.“ Azura assured him first, before addressing his point ”I still think its the best and fastest way to get people on our side. Without showing them, all they have are our word.“

She turned to Asceal to fill her in ”I should probably explain. The Alma can transmit sound and images between another, and can show what they see in the manner Luis used earlier down on the ship. I intend to use this capability to inform the mortals of the world that their souls are in danger, to show them this abominable place, so that instead of taking them after death as we are now, they are instead given willingly.“

“They have to know,” Asceal frowned, “Even if it’s an unpleasant truth. I would be careful though. Once you have the Alma show this place to the world the other gods might take exception. I don’t imagine ones like Shengshi or Ashalla will act against us, but who knows about the others.”

The radiant Goddess glanced at the vaults around them, “Make sure the vault is secure before you show the world Azura. Reinforce it personally. I’ll see about providing my own defenders.”

”I won’t show the vault till it is prepared. Coming here has shown me just how vulnerable it is at the moment. Ashalla already knows, she stumbled across it unfortunately so I swore her to secrecy. But this, this needs to be shown before we leave or it’ll never be seen at all.“ Azura explained

”We could leave an Alma here with one of these minor wind elementals you have made, though it would only give you a day or two till it starts to suffer from exhaustion or dehydration. And there is also the problem of getting it back down.” Luis suggested

“It’s your choice, in the end. I can only hope Ashalla is the only one of our siblings who knows the vault’s location.” Asceal paused and bit her lip, “They should know, but telling them now might put your work in danger.”

”As far as I am aware she is. We can leave it till the last second. The important part of the vault will be with us now, and I will not leave their side until the defences are in place, so they can’t go under our noses to attack the mortal’s souls. The Alma can avoid telling the gods as well, only mortals. Even if they tell their creators they will not know where the Vault is located, at least not yet.“

”Also I don’t think any of us want to come back here. Ever.” Luis added.

”and the sooner we tell, the sooner my conscience is cleared of keeping them in the dark.“ Azura finished.

Asceal only nodded, her eyes returning the ugly scenery. She’d have to watch it for a long, long time, as the flock slowly moved its way across the entirety of the sky pyres, plucking every last worthy soul from their imminent second death and storing them safely within the vast halls of Bruna’s stony sanctums.




They came from the sky, from the forests, oceans and the mountain, out of the trees and from behind rocks as if they had simply been hiding there, waiting for this day to come. Some had seen them before and had admired their beauty from a distance before they vanished from sight. What had once been considered timid or skittish now showed itself to be bold and fearless.

To the servants of Shengshi they came, avoiding their master’s prying eyes. They came to the Selka, be they in their villages or frolicking beneath the waves. They showed themselves once again to Ihokhetani, who knew what they were already and yet and had only recently learned why they were important. With the Kostral slaves in their pit they engaged with a merry chase, always staying one step ahead. They dodged and deflected the flames of the fire giants in the graves of forests. They welcomed the Cyclops's to Galbar. A few got very very lost and very very confused in the infinite maze trying to find the Aroiox. They perched atop the bones of the Dragonborn’s progenitors to bring them the news. They revealed themselves to the gardeners, wargs and whales, those beasts who had wisdom and intelligence enough to be conscious of themselves but who would never build civilisations on their own. They came to the lonely species of one, to Karamir, Atmav, Arya, Laurien, and more. They came to the home of the first mortal, who’s kind had ever so recently grown to reach double digits.

They found the wise, the strong, the united, to the leaders, thinkers, priests and shamans. They came to the exiles whom no one would tell, and to the gathering places of communities so all could see what fate awaited all living things.

The birds spoke first, they warned that what they were about to show would be disturbing and possibly not fit for the eyes of the sensitive or for children and yet that it was also vital that someone watched. Then they projected images, perfect ones, of two goddesses stood atop the back of a great whale against the backdrop of the Pyres.

“Good people of Galbar I bring you grave news and the tools to claim your freedom. Each and everyone of you has an immortal soul, the essence of your being that contains your mind and memories. This soul is the very core of your being, more vital to your existence than the the flesh or stone which you inhabit. Even if you perish you will live on though this soul, and yet Katharsos, the tyrant of death, has decreed that your souls, once severed from flesh should be put to the flame and turned into the ash that form new souls. Untold billions have already been put to the flame. The souls for the void who came here with those you know as gods were the first to be incinerated. If Katharsos continues where to continue his genocide unopposed all who were born from their remains will also be sent to his infernal stars. ”

The Alma’s vision zoomed in on a star to watch as the soul of a griffin was sucked into its fire and its shrieks joined the endless quire of the damned.

“Yet all is not lost. I, Azura, have created the Alma, constructs of flesh, metal, stone and soul, who’s power you may use to save your soul from destruction. Each and every-one has the ability to crystallize the souls of the dead into a solid form that resists the pull of the tyrant Katharsos.” The goddess levitated a soul crystal and the Alma’s vision locked onto it, giving those watching a closer look at their alternate fate “To become crystallized is to sleep a dreamless sleep, one from which you will be awoken when the time is right and the means are perfected. Till their rebirth soul crystals will be kept at secret locations, hidden from the tyrant's grasp and protected from any who might seek to steal them away.

To do this however the Alma require your consent. To take your souls without permission would be a grave abuse of power and a violation of your autonomy. One I have sadly already committed to save those here at the pyres. It is a sin that weighs heavy on my heart so I ask you, I beg you, please people of Galbar, when your time comes let the Alma help you. Please use them to save yourselves! For only by your own wills can you set yourselves free!”


With that transmissions winked out. The word was out. Now the Alma’s true work could begin.





The Koopa Troop

wordcount: 1,332 (3+)
Bowser: Level 4 EXP: ////////////////////////////////////////// (29/40)
Bowser Jr: Level 2 EXP: ////////////////////// (6/20)
Kamek: Level 1 EXP: ////////// (9/10)
Location: Peach’s Castle


The lack of any king sized beds in the castle, and the old wizard Kamek’s inability to be awake all night to size up a bed for him, ment that Bowser had to settled for a rather undignified sleeping spot consisting of the throne room floor. After in-elegantly hanging his suit on the beat up remains of the throne he used the carpet as a mattress, a curtain as a blanket and the rather beat up seat cushion of Megadragonbowser’s throne as a pillow. Jr found him there after returning from his junkyard expedition and had promptly curled up beside his father on the seat cushion for some well deserved rest.

A few hours later dawn arrived. Rather than getting up to face it however a barely awoken Bowser Jr merely rolled over and tugged the hood of the mad mantle, which they had used as a blanket, over their eyes and went back to sleep. His father did much the same with the curtain and so the pair were only roused a few minutes later by Kamek banging the butt of his broom against the marble floor. The aging koopa had climbed the stairs up from his laboratory where he had been sleeping in a rocking chair to find the royals sleeping in and resolved to so something about that.

”Awaken my masters! It’s a brand new day in this brand new world and both are ripe for conquest!” Kamek said. He got nothing but a bunch of groaning in response.

Kamek sighed and then tried a different line of approach ”Can’t you hear the bacon and eggs sizzling away in the kitchen? I’d be quick if I were you, if you sleep in for any longer the others will gobbled it all up without you.”

This got a response alright as the royal stomachs, demanding that they be sated, drove the two Koopas to get up and go. Kamek grinned to himself as the pair threw off their blankets, threw on their clothes and then rushed towards the kitchen, before he slowly made his way after them.

One protein filled breakfast and a fulfillment of basic hygiene requirements later and the Koopa troop was finally ready to face the day, just in time to be called outside. Jr eagerly scurried ahead so he could show off his evening's work.

”Ta-da!” he announced along with a sideways hand shimy as they came into view of the fleet of Karts.

”Excellent work young master!” Kamek congratulated Jr, while Bowser immediately took note of the largest member of the fleet of car.

”Oh hay, is that the Bowser Mobile? Man last time I saw that pile of junk it... well it was a pile of junk!” Bowser said as he approached the vehicle to look it over ”Ha ha, its looks as good as new!” he noted before clicking open the door and hopping inside. A click of the keys later and the massive purple muscle car, no worse for wear after its initial bumpy test drive last night, was happily purring along, eager to be let loose on the open road. ”Great stuff Jr!” Bowser congratulated his son after he switched the vehicle back off again to stop it from drowning out whatever announcement peach was going to make.

The young prince was brimming with glee at having done so well, before he hurried round the back of the Bowser car. ”I also found this!” Jr said as he came whizzing back into view riding his tiny clown car, currently in its kart configuration, with 4 small cart wheels and 2 massive tailpipes sticking out the bottom in place of the usual propeller. The machine was so small that it barely increased Jr’s profile whatsoever, making him only about a head higher and a touch wider. Spiking up around jr’s seat where his various weapons, from the splatter shot, paint brush and newly added and supper gross Synapse rifle. Other things like the necro smasher, slicer cutter and blooper hood where all aboard, stuffed down in the place where the unlimited unlimited supplies of bombs, Mechakoopas, etc were normally kept.

”No sign of mine?” Bowser asked, mostly out of curiosity, at the sight of the miniature machine.

”ah... No papa. Sorry” Jr responded, disappointed in himself that he hadn't.

”I suspect that it simply didn't fit the definition of kart for whatever force piled this place together, seeing as, unlike your own, it has no wheels.” Kamek suggested while Bowser directed an upwards held palm to the royal adviser as if to say ‘yeah. That’

”Oh. Ok!” Jr responded, cheering right back up before remembering something. ”And for you Kamek.” he said before whizzing off into the herd of karts and returning a few moments later wheeling the Magicruiser alongside him. ”I got this!”

”Ah. Uh. That's. Very nice of you...” he began, while trying to avoid cringing at the ego it would require to ride a vehicle made in your own image, only to be merciful cut off by the beginning of peach’s speech. There was a lot of it to take in. Kamek ended up grumbling about loot box culture under his breath for the latter half of the talk while Bowser was pleased that peach was coming with them.

Jr showed interest in the possibility of getting a load of pet Pokemon to add to his army, having fought in smash he knew just how powerful some of them could be, and so hopped out of his clown car to go speak with Steven Stone. While on the way they navigated around the koopa king, that had been claimed by the Rabbids and had a cobbled together lorry trailer strapped to the back of it to create an mad max/orky looking transport for them. Whether they were going to be coming with the party to had just got caught up in the moment last night remained to be seen. Occasional waves and fist-bumps where exchanged as he made his way through their ranks until he finally reached the pokemon paraphernalia salesman.

”You” said the boy, who’s age was probably first or second closest to the appropriate one expected of someone beginning their pokemon journey ”Can give me the free Pokeballs now.” An impatient hand was raised, ready to receive the monster catching equipment. The open road called to him and he was eager to set off.

It called to Bowser too, who rolled the Bowser Mobile up to start of the road east. Kamek, who had shoved the magikruiser in the boot of the king’s massive car, hovered on his broomstick above the car while giving directions to Bowser tos top him crushing anything/one with his massive vehicle.

Once there Bowser turned and leaned over the back oh his car to shout ”YOU LOT HURRY UP AND GET YOUR KART’S IN GEAR COZ WE’RE RACING TO THE VILLAGE!” before revving the car’s engine impatiently.

”Sire that doesn't seem like the best idea. What if you run into trouble on the way there” Kamek interjected before Bowser waved off his criticism.

”Then I’ll run over the trouble!” Bowser laughed, before adding ”Besides, you and the other flyers can do the whole Lakitu thing. You know, watch out for trouble, get people back on the road if they fall off it. That sort of thing.”

Kamek sighed as Bowser turned back to the group and shouted at Geno and Donovan ”GENO. NEW GUY. SCOUT AHEAD FOR TROUBLE IF YOUR FAST ENOUGH, BUT ACTUALLY COME WARN US ABOUT THE STUFF YOU FIND THIS TIME! THAT MEAN YOU PUPPET.”

”Then I’m going to make sure you won't immediately hit trouble.” Kamek said, before turning to go ahead a touch ”Please don’t go anywhere till I’m back Sire.” he added before he shot up skywards on his broomstick to get a better view of the road ahead.

Bowser rolled his eyes and then leaned back in his chair to wait for everyone else to be done with their pre-departure activities.

Bowser Jr
Location: 1-1: scrapyard
wordcount: 1,143 (+2)
Level 2 EXP: ////////////////////// (3/20)




Initially Jr’s call to action had mixed results. On the one hand the Rabbid’s did gather around their former master but without the presence of Spawny (the Rabbid who had accidentally combined the locals with various mushroom kingdom objects using a pair of scientificly astounding goggles to give them their current theme in the first place) it was predominantly out of curiosity rather than from any form of loyalty or faith in his abilities that brought them to him. The demands for hard labor and the lateness hour ment they had little enthusiasm for his task, much to the boy’s chagrin. This poor mood resulted in the prince dismounting and entering the crowd to individually berate them into working for him but fortunately he was prevented from entirely destroying the moral of his little army by the arrival of Linkle. The hero draped her Mad Mantle over him like a royal cloak and then, while Jr struggled with being suddenly accosted by the fabric, tried to turn the salvaging mission into a game. Jr, having properly adjusted his newly acquired symbol of leadership, then watched the girl getting really into her work. At least someone knew how to follow instructions around here, he thought to himself.

”Now that's the kind of enthusiasm I like to see! Come on get to it minions, you going to let her have all the fun?” he yelled at the Rabbids before approaching the first cart with his Necro smasher. He gave the vehicle (a classic pipe cart) a few practice thwacks with the wooden engineering tool and was pleased to watch as bent and buckled pipes snapped back into regimented place, tiers re-inflated and even the paintwork reapplied itself wherever he hammered away.
”aw yeah, am I great or what!” he boasted, before hopping in and flicking on the ignition. There was no response. After hammering his foot against the peddle a few times it became clear that they’d need fuel.

Fortunately, after summoning a bunch of Goombas and making them go look for petrol Jr discovered the pit-stop the team had passed through earlier, which was quickly turned into the heart of Kart repair. Rabbids, Koopas, and Goomas all tore through the scrapheap, digging up everything and anything that might meet the princes’ standards of being cool enough to be worthy of his time repairing with his mighty mallet. The Koopa King was one of the first approved, and the six wheeler which was quickly re-purposed as a tow truck to pull any of the beefier karts out of the junk.

As the evening wore all sorts of machines were pulled from the wreckage and pieced together, generally with bigger wheels and engines added where possible because A. that made them cooler in both jr and the Rabbids opinion and B. To make them a bit better at off-roading.

There was a kart shaped like a cake, a motorized vacuum cleaner, a tiny tank, a pair of robotic legs, one with a massive drill on the front, the rocking FlameFlyer, a golden parade kart and many others.

There were also bikes like wario’s one, a speedy scooter and the legendary Master Cycle Zero.

All these and more where rolled or dragged to the pit-stop where a bit of hammering got them working again in no time. After which they were often broken again by Jr or the Rabbid’s “tinkering” and had to be fixed for a second or third time. Particularly when someone managed to get a hold of the Slice Cutter and went to town on a poor racing machine.

It was while he was attempting to construct a tripod for the minigun on the back of the Parade Kart that the pièce de résistance of the whole endeavor was found.

“Ey boss! Your tiny terror-ness! We found something you should see!” yelled a Goomba from one of the junk piles.

”Then bring it down here so I can... Gack!” jr cursed as the unattended contraption of pipes and axles collapsed and he barely avoided having his toes squished by the bulky rotary cannon. ”so I can fix it” he finished yelling at the goomba as if nothing had happened.

“Well we would but it’s a bit big” responded the squat minion, pretending he hadn’t seen anything.

”how big?” Jr asked, now curios.

“His majesty big” came the reply that caused Jr to abandon what he was up to to go scramble up the junk pile. ”you lot! Bring fuel!” he yelled at some minions.

Once he had met up with the Goomba he, and a number of canteen carrying goons, where led down into the scrap pile via a very unsafe tunnel, at the end of which they were presented with a steering wheel three times the size of any of the pint sized creatures. Jr grinned ear to ear. His father would be so proud.




The sun had set, the moon was rising and the roar of a colossal engine filled the scrapyard. It was accompanied by the screaming metal junk as one of the skrap piles began to move and then collapsed as the royal purple and gold spiked Bowser Mobile blindly tore its way free, having been repaired and refueled while still buried in its former grave. Wheels the height of a human tore across the dull dirty ground of the junkyard as jr hung out of one side of the massive vehicle, shouting orders at a crew of Rabbids, Goombas and Koopas blindly working the pedals with their weight and the steering wheel with ropes.

”Right! Right! No left!” he shouted before there was a horrendous crunch as the car clipped a stack of carts before it crose corrected back towards peach’s castle. ”Break! break!” Jr yelled, causing the minions down by the foot pedals to throw themselves off of the gas and onto the brake pedal. ”Oh nononono. Stop!” came the cries of the prince as he threw himself down onto the handbrake, wrapping his body around the massive stick and hammering a fist against the button on the end to force it down.

The vehicle came to a screeching halt mere centimeters away from plunging into the moat next to Hat-Kid’s ship. A few moments later the door popped open and was followed by an avalanche of car sick critters. The striker minions poofed themselves back to the safety of being ethereal beings while the Rabbids took simple pleasure in being able to touch the ground again. One even made out with the grass.

”That. Was. Awesome!” declared the seemingly entirely nonplussed Jr as he stepped out and beheld his work: Over a dozen karts fit for riding and a regal motorized throne for his father. Then Jr stretched and yawned. It had been a long day. Even if he’d missed the middle of it mentally, his body still felt the fatigue of being up at such an hour.

It was well past bedtime, and so the prince and his entourage retired to peach’s castle to get some well deserved rest.
An intermission staring the Gemstone Gardeners


On the largest island of the eye of desolation a flock had gathered. It had also gathered here ten years ago, and 10 year before that and so on. They perched on the branches of trees surrounding a clearing, the open ground acting as a round table for the upcoming discussion. Most of those present could not remember a time when they hadn’t met in this manner, but a scant few vaguely remembered it's as the palace of their birth eons ago and the golden era that had come after when the world was young. One of these, an Amber macaw whose fathers had long since grayed and faded to a shadow of their former luster, lead the discussion at these decennial meetings. They had no official title or power, but they did have the respect of their peers and the will to act as a voice for unity and hope when such things seemed to be generally lacking.

“We are gathered here today” the old parrot began “on the day of our kind’s birth” the date was actually chosen randomly, for things like years and seasons where younger than both their race and the speaker “to take stock of the state of the world.”

The loud chatter that had been circling the flock died as the speaker began. Most who had been willing to make the journey held something akin to faith in both their missions and their creator, and so the noramly noisy birds showed deference to the speaker of hope, at least for a little brief moment.

“First, I would like spread the glorious news, that after all this time our mother Azura has been sighted gracing our skies!” the old bird announced, causing an flurry of discussion until one bird, a very young Blood Cockatoo, yelled out “yeah yeah we’ve all heard this by now. A giant parrot flying though the sky above the sky, followed by the missing birds and accompanied by, get this, a giant flying whale. A giant flying whale! It’s pretty ridiculous. If your going to make stuff up to you should probably try a more believable rumor next time.”

Their inflammatory statement caused an uproar among the already nosy birds until the old parrot called out “It is no rumor. Here at this meeting there must be someone who saw this event with their own eyes!”

There was a long silence as the awaited storyteller failed to materialise. Eventually one of the Gardeners spoke up sheepishly “I knew someone saw it, but they got eaten by a big lizard in the hoof-lands a while back”

“I knew someone but they were really sad and disappeared. Said they were going to go ‘up to where Azura is’ last time I saw em” added another.

“The southern land is really stable plant wise and also dangerous animal waise. No one sane lives where this ‘sighting’ happened” the original disodent added, more or less ending the discussion. “Seriously if this whole thing is going to be about being like the depressed birds who keep disappearing so you can join Azura’s ‘heavenly flock’ then I am out” the bird said before spreadings their wings and prepared to take off.

“What? No no no no no!” the old parrot responded, agast by this accusation “my child have you not been to this meeting before? We are about hope! About surviving so that when the end times come we will be ready to rejuvenate the earth. We’re not one of those, bleh, cults. They don’t last very long after all, where as we have been meeting for generations!”

“Oh” responded the heckler, folding their wings back to their side “so what are you here for?”

“New mainly” piped up one of their neighbour “sometimes we go plant that a bit after if someone’s heard of a place to do that. That's always nice.”

“exactly” said the old bird, who was wanting to move on from discussion of the disappearances and suicide cults. “So does anyone have any stories to tell or news to share? Preferably something you can give a first hand account of”

“Istasis is still nice.” commented one

“We know. We basically all live there” retorted another

“I live here not there” butted in the heckler “why is Istasis nice?”

“Well there's not alot of predators and we blend in with the glowing plants, there's these really nice fruits called mangos and it's generally pretty great.” responded the first

The heckler cocked their head for a moment before agreeing that “Alright that does sound nice I guess?”

“Ok anything else?” urged the old parrot, fully aware that the gardeners could natter on about nothing for all eternity

“So what about those birds with the stone masks and metal on their wings? They’ve been following me, following us, all over. They think their fast and sneaky but they really aren't” said an emerald Kea, who had one of the Alma’s feathers decorative stuck in its crest. “I tried to get them to buzz off but they just keep following us. They aint even trying to hunt us or anything. Just stalking us.”

“Don't think we don't know your there ya weirdos!” one of the Gardners then yelled at the not nearly inconspicuous enough Alma who were perched on the branches of a nearby trees.

“Ignore us!” one yelled back

“Try and eat us or just go away, jeez.” complained one of the parrots

“We will do nothing of the sort.” was the response before one of the Alma added “Also have you seen a pale skinned humanoid who is always wet anywhere? Or any bits of her like an arm or eye or something?”

“...no?” responded the parrot who had somehow found itself in a conversation with their stalkers

“Darn.” said the one looking for Li’kalla. “Why are we so bad at this?” asked another on the same quest before a third butted in “wait you are looking for a girl? I thought it was a space squid?”

“Aren't the girl and the space squid are the same thing?” asked a fourth.

“Space squid?” the even more confused parrot asked, only to be rebutted by a unified “Ignore us!”

“Are you the ones taking birds away when we aren't looking?” another parrot asked

“No!” came the reply “we’re not allowed to take people yet.”

“What is that supposed to mean?” they asked only to receive the response “Brain box says ‘classified’” along with the now standard “ignore us!”

Any further questions where met with similar calls and the parrots eventually gave up.

“So anything else?” the old parrot asked

There where a number of recountings of various events on Kalgrun, the eye and Istasis, which ranged from epic tales of divine births, to battles against predators and tips about good nesting sites. Eventually the stream of stories dried up and the speaker decided to bring things to a close.

“So has anyone seen any good places to go do some gardening?” they asked

There were some general mutterings. A fallen tree here, an avalanche there, until one eventualy sugested Li’kalla’s unknamed island. “It’s just kinda underdone at the moment. There's also this abandoned mansion i thought we could pretty up a bit?”

“Hmmm maybe.” responded the old bird. Discussion continued a bit after that, but eventually they settled on Li’s island and the flock set of on their northern journey.

After many days of travel, and several ill fated gryphon attacks during the crossing of Kalgrun, the flock eventually arrived upon the unnamed island. The Alma followed. Gryphon attacks on them resulted in the offending beast being told to fuck of in perfect gryphon before being shot at.

Eventually the birds arrived on the island and decided that yeah, it could do with a bit of sprucing up. There was some nice water lilies, the usual grassy fields and those ebar forests you found everywhere, but that was about it really. There was also the aforementioned mansion, now seemingly abandoned. Some of the parrots gravitated to this place and ended up playing with both its contents and its reflective nature. The rest set about adding some color and variety to the island, using seeds they had previously gathered from all across the globe.

Red sweetgrass from tendle pog and purple rope grass from a hidden valley on Xishan where sowed, creating vibrant patches of grassland while mundane flowers from all across Galbar where used to create colorful, and chaotic, flower arrangements within them. Fire root, carrots, onions and other root vegetables were planted, along with peas and cabbages, to provide future mortals with plenty of things to cook with whenever they arrived on the island.

Glowing flowers, shrubs and regular mango trees from Istais where a prominent and abundant addition, the gardners had plenty of seeds left over from their home turf, as where the plants form the eye, spread here as they had been spread all across the world. Pine trees from northern kalgurn where sown near their homeland in the north while the force field generating Sanctuary Tree and chime-fruit mushroom trees were planted in the eastern clay region and surrounded by spear grass from the charnel steps.

Once they were finished the islands wilds had blossomed with all sorts of exotic foreign vegetation and the mansion was a mess. Pots and pans, cutlery, pillows, cloths and general nicknacks where strew about randomly or constructed into simple art pieces/nests. Parts of the floor and walls had been turned to soil and then planted with seeds, causing it to become quite overgrown in its owner's absence.

The flock, having expended the majority of their seed stocks, gathered on and around the mansion to take in the sight of the early sprouts of their labor and to generally chatter about the planting session and their upcoming plans before they all went their separate ways for the next decade. The Alma where still stalking the vast congregation but had given up on trying to hide and where instead sporadically dotted around the outskirts of the gathering. Most demanded to be ignored, those that did speak turned out to be rather poor conversationalists.

When the assembly seems to be on the verge of breaking up a small group of very late arrivals showed up, having been pointed here from the initial meeting point by a few locals of the eye that hadn't joined the post meeting adventure. Their arrival caused quite the stir as they spread the news of the war on the dragon’s foot.

“Humongous flying fire breathing lizards!” “heat ray shooting giants!” “whole forests burned to ash!”

The news that their work was being undone by Sartravius’s minions caused something of a riot, with the quite literally birds bouncing off the walls of the mansion, squawking and shouting at each other. Over theis the speaker managed to yell “This is glorious news, for we are needed once again! Praise be to Azura, we must depart at once!”

This managed to grasp the attention of most of the nearby birds, though the chaos still continued around them, making an even greater mess of Li’Kalla’s poor home in the processs.

“What are you nuts?” cried the heckler from earlier “You’ll die for sure!”

“Better to die in the service of her holiness than fade away younge one. Gemstone Gardeners! The time of destruction has come and we must all make haste to the Dragons Foot, for its devastated lands must be resown!”

With their proclamation made the old bird took to the skies and a great deal of the flock followed after him, their glowing bodies regaining a luster that had, up until this moment, been lacking. They had a purpose again and it was gloriose. Most of the Alma followed this avians pilgrimage, knowing that once they were permitted to do their duty their own talents would surely be needed. Some Parrots remained behind, valuing their own survival over their commitment to a purpose they had only ever been told about in the songs and stories of their people.

The heckler shook their head at the madness of his kin then let out a sigh. As they pondered what to do now and how they would get home to the eye safely without the protection of the flock one of the remaining Alma hopped closer to them, causing the parrot to flinch.

“So… is this the part where you make me disappear for being a sad sack who doesn't do his duty?” he asked it, slowly edging away from the strange creature.

“Nope” it informed him, pausing its approach. “We don’t do that.”

“Then why are you still here?” they asked

“We are waiting for permission.” it explained

“Who’s?” “yours.” ”Permission for what?” “classified” “dang it”

Attempts to ask for more details only to receive more “classified”s from the Alma

“Ok…. You wanna to go throw pine cones at the weird blob while you wait then?” they finally asked it.

The Alma thought for a few moments before responding “yeah. That would be great”




The clay based proto creature was rather unsure what had caused the change to its environment, but it was happy to have new things to incorporate. It had acquired a coat of spiky grass and had also internalized a bit of a sanctuary tree, letting it create a small energy field below it. It had, more or less accidentally, used this power to gain a new form of movement. Now as it skimmed about on this energy disk the occasional pinecone landed on or around it. It was unsure why this whats happening.,Perhaps it was related to the new plantlife? It cheerfully absorbed them regardless of their origin.

The future, in the opinion of the proto creature, looked bright.



The Koopa Troop

wordcount: 1,293 (3+)
Bowser: Level 4 EXP: ////////////////////////////////////////// (26/40)
Bowser Jr: Level 2 (level up! New power: Withdraw) EXP: ////////////////////// (1/20)
Kamek: Level 1 EXP: /////////// (6/10)
Location: Peach’s Castle


Orders and discussion where slowed temporarily as food arrived, much to the delight of everyone involved. Bowser’s turn at the counter-top resulted in the meat stock being decimated as he made off with at least of every fleshy dish available. Even this relative hoard of dishes was not enough however, so Kamek was quickly forced to shrink down the map so that he could instead enlarge Bowser’s meal to a size fit for a king. The map was still available for viewing however, just not at its previously royal scale. It was laid down flat in the middle of the dining table with an implicit food exclusion zone around it. Cling film had also been laid across it for extra protection. The turtle wizard himself set about nibbling his way though a few vegetable kebabs, using his none wand wielding hand to hold the sticks. Jr acquired a simple combination of steaks and pizza, his sadness at being forced to stay quickly forgotten as he dug into them both, his grinning bib seeing plenty of use as he devoured flesh and fast food alike.

Unsurprisingly there where others who had comments about the map. While the royals ate the magikoopa did his best to manage this discussion.

”You two” Kamek pointed to Tora the over-sized hamster and Din the fiery redheaded mage with his kebab ”make good, if opposing, points which I think we can resolve using your” Kamek jabbed his skewer towards the tinkering Balzermate and Ratchet ”Teleporter gizmo. If you can work out the two way transmission or just make more of them we could split into teams to cover more ground and still gather together for fighting the Bosses and other tricky situations or swap out party members who are better at tackling specific areas.” he said, before biting off one of his roasted veggies. He took the time while chewing to think a bit more, vaguely waving the skewer around as he did so.

”Ok. So. Extended plan.” he continued ”We get karts. We get teleports. We stick the teleporters on the karts and either link the parties teleporter karts to each other or make both of them send people to and from Peach’s castle. Depends if you need them to sit still or not as having a static intermediary location means we wouldn't need to coordinate deploying the teleporters as much. The second option also lets us keep people in reserve and not carry everything with us at all times.”

”Make food less of an issue too.” he added, before biting another veggie off of his kabbak. He thought for a few moments of other ways they might set up back and forth transportation while chewing. ”Maybe we could use warp paintings or Jr’s magic graffiti if the teleporters don't work out? Those only go to and from static locations, but it would be better than nothing.” he added

Bowser meanwhile had been occasionally glancing over at the centurion as the warrior made a pigs ass of themselves while doped up on the awesome power of Megadragonbowser. He’d avoided commenting on the fact that the warrior had nabbed the Boss sprite because even he could see that Tora had been right about the danger of having your personality altered drastically by absorbing their power. Not that he would ever admit that, which was the reason he’d been ignoring it.

As the centurion began raving about marching over to the Land of adventure as quickly as possible however, the king could hold his tongue no longer. Between taking bites out of a massive rib of stake he tried to put the upstart his place “YOU JUST WANT TO GET OUT IN FRONT OF THE ARMY TO SNATCH MORE SPRITES! WELL TO BAD, BECAUSE IF ANYONE IS GOING TO LEAD AN ADVANCED FORCE INTO THE LAND OF ADVENTURE IT’S GOING TO BE ME! SO SIT BACK DOWN AND WAIT FOR ME TO FINISHED EATING THIS DELICIOUS FOOD.”

”But sire! What about the karts?” Kamek asked

“Jr’s got that handled, right Jr?” there was a distinct lack of a response “Jr?” the tiny terror’s guardians turned their eyes to the princes’ space at the table, only to find both the plate and high chair set there empty.

”I believe he’s wolfed down his dinner and run off on his mission sire.” Kamek said a little disappointedly, quite sure the lad would suffer an upset stomach as a result.

“See, told you he’d handle it” Bowser responded, with pride that contrasted Kamek’s concern. Then he turned to the human who had introduced himself as Franklin “WELCOME TO MY ARMY. IF YOU’RE DONE EATING THEN GO HELP MY BOY.” he ordered Franklin, pointing him in the direction of the scrap yard. Bowser himself was not even close to done.

Kamek meanwhile added his own opinion in support of Michel’s point ”We really should stick together, or at least nearby to each other, until we have a way of communicating. If you insist at going off before we have the karts at least don’t go much further than the village Michel pointed out. It’ll be near impossible to find you in a timely manner if you end up wandering around the fields beyond.” directing this both at Bowser and the centurion. He very much hoped they would not go together. He could already see how the clashing of their egos would be disastrous for everyone around them. ”There was mention of robots and Rabbids at the scrap yard? Perhaps you could deal with those instead, to make sure our rear is secured?”

The old koopa hoped Bowser Jr wasn't running/getting into trouble with either of those groups.




Jr’s kicked open the front door of the castle and then stepped outside into the sunshine. His belly was full and his body was brimming with energy. The young koopa hopped up onto the stone banister of the bridge in-order to make his way across it. Before him lay the scrapheap that the hero team had passed though only a short while ago. To him however this was no re-tread, but a new place to explore and conquer. As he balanced his way across his non-optimal crossing method he spotted several people he could recruit to do just that. The first was the Link look alike Linkle, who was peering over the side of the bridge and down into the water at the hat wearing kid he’d met up in the Princess’s bedroom. The same kid who’d snubbed him earlier and who he’d subsequently blamed for the whole mess in peach’s room. Beyond them, out in the junkyard itself, he heard the tell-tail sounds of Rabbids mucking about. He’d used the furry menaces once before and it had worked great up until the point where it hadn't and his dad had gotten possessed by some glowing bug bird thing. He’d had to get Mario’s help to free him, and then he’d been grounded, both things that had sucked. Hopefully this time would go better.

Jr continued his way across the bridge, pausing only to tell the two girls that: ”You work for my dad? Then you work for me and we have karts to build!” before he hopped up from the banister onto what remained of the archway the engineer had been camping on.

He hammered the butt of his over-sized paint brush against the stone a few times to get the Rabbids attention and then yelled at the assorted bunny people. ”Hay you lazy Rabbids! It’s your boss speaking so listen up! We’re going to scavenge the biggest, fastest, most butt-kicking karts form the pile of junk so we can fix them up and go on a rampaging road trip all across this messed up word!”


The Koopa Troop

wordcount: 2,608 (3+)
Bowser: Level 4 EXP: ////////////////////////////////////////// (23/40)
Bowser Jr: Level 1 EXP: //////////// (8/10)
Kamek: Level 1 EXP: /////////// (3/10)
Location: Peach’s Castle


Bowser found himself back in the foyer, having been kicked out of the kitchen by the tiny angry chef lady. Technically he’d excused himself to go look for his son as per her suggestion, but mainly he’d just wanted to get away from the fiery eyed cook without admitting that she’d scared the bejesus out of him. Still, she did have a point. Jr was probably somewhere in here if his doppelganger words had held any truth and Kamek was also around according to Geno.

Fortunately he did not have to look far for them as fate decided to contrive a reunion right there and then. Kamek, Bowser’s chief magikoopa, adviser and foster father all in one, showed up just moments later as he exited the dungeon now found beneath the castle. The old magi-koopa looked rather confused at having found himself in peach’s castle, but perked up visibly at the sight of his King/son.

“KAMEK! There you are!” Bower said as his loyal servant hurried over to bow before him ”Sire! I’m at your service, though I’m afraid to admit I’m not to sure what is going on. I came to in my laboratory that was filled with a mess of useless junk. Then after i cleaned up I found that the lab was in a dungeon that's also under peach’s castle. I have no idea how it got there. Did we move here recently? I fear my age is catching up with me.” Kamek looked rather worried, as was to be expected of someone who thought they might be suffering from the onset of dementia.

“No, no. your fine. The whole memory fuzziness your getting is pretty normal” Bowser partially explained

Before Kamek could ask for clarification however Bowser spotted someone very important coming down the stairs while carrying a map and looking rather disgruntled.

“Jr!” Bowser shouted jubilantly at the sight of his son, giving the boy a far more emotional reunion than he had his adoptive father as he stomped over, picked Jr up and hugged him against his shoulder. Jr for his part was a little surprised by the intensity of the greeting, but got into it regardless, hugging the king back and accompanying the embrace with a a jubilant ”Papa!”

The embrace lasted only a few moments before Bowser put his son done again, telling him that “I’m so glad your ok!”

”Uh, you too?” Jr said just a little confused by the implication that he had been in danger before adding ”Did I miss a lot after the army of hands fight? My memories a bit fuzzy after that.”

”Please Sire, it would be very helpful if you filled us in as to what is going on.” Kamek said to Bowser after he caught up, adding his weight to the princes’ question in a hope to get it answered.

“Oh right. Plot summary time. So while we were attacking the mushroom kingdom we got interrupted by this call to go fight an army of master hands. Smash-bros business. Always weird.” Bowser began explaining

”Dad I know this already” Jr butted in

“Yeah but Kamek doesn't. I’ll get to the new stuff soon. So turns out there's loads of hands and they were controlled by a big winged orb thing called Galeem and… you remember how I told you about that blue guy with the wings that controlled the master hand last time? Tattoo or something?”

”Tabuu was it not? He stole parts of the world using subspace bombs and stuck them together into a great maze. Has this Galeem done the same?” Kamek said, remembering the debriefing he had had the king give when he had gotten back fro that particular endeavor. He’d had to go do a lot of follow up research afterwards because the king’s storytelling ability was rather lacking.

“Kinda? But they’ve done the same thing thing using everything ever, blasting it all and then sticking it all back together however they want. Galeem’s also taken over the minds of everyone ever. Makes them more aggressive mostly, but they're also perosnaly empower or controlling a few. They've got these 13 bosses stopping us from just going over and smashing them right away coz their powering some magic shield or something. So I’ve gotten this slap dash army of, bleh, heros working for me to take them all down. We already beat up some doppelganger of me to free this place, and you, of Galeem’s power, so now we only gotta take down 12 more. Then we can kick Galeem’s butt, put everything back to where it belongs, and then finally we can go home and get back to business as usual.”

”I see. This is all is most concerning. Thank you for this explanation sire. May I ask who told you all this?” Kamek asked, sussing out immediately that the king would have never done the research or investigation necessary to figure out some of these details

“Some Guy called the Master of Masters. Wears a black leather robe and you cant see his face. Carries a massive key. Never shuts up. You can't miss him.”

”That’s such a dumb name. Who does this ‘Master’ guy think he is?” Jr said. He’d sat down on the stairs and zoned out for a lot of the explanation until hearing the Master’s name. Everyone nodded, agreeing it was a pretentious name. Only one of them actually knew the word pretentious however.

”I’ll keep an eye out for this ‘Master’ then. Do you know where these other 12 bosses are Sire?” Kamek asked.

“Nope! No idea where anything is in this mixed up place.” The king admitted.

”Hey dad? Maybe this will help?” Jr said, pulling the map out from under his arm and passing it to Bowser. The Koopa king unrolled it and then squinted at the tiny (compared to him) piece of parchment. “Hmmm. Yeah I can’t read this. Kamek, deal with it.” he said, tossing it over to the magi-koopa, who unfurled it and began to study it.

“I got some other things to explain anyway. Also gifts!” Jr, who had been a touch dejected by his father's reaction to the map perked up visibly at the mention of gifts “These are sprites” he explained, retrieving the jar containing the two bloopers from his pockets “You can crush them to get items and weapons, or absorb them to get power, knowledge or to use them as minions. Here, try squeezing these and see what you get.” he said, tipping the two sprites into the princes waiting hands. As Jr eagerly crushed the two bloopers Kamek, who had paid more attention to this explanation than the map, noticed the rest of the contents of Bowser’s pockets, namely the numerous Koopa and Goomba Sprites.

”Sire are those...?” he asked with concern

“Ah. Yeah. Galeem makes people super aggressive. They attacked so I, you know… I’m glad beating the faker freed you guys. I found out later you can also free people using 'friend hearts' which I would have done for you, though you need to weaken people before you use those. Still, even these sprites aren't gone for good, you can do this” Bowser snapped his fingers and caused Sledge, Mallet and Heel to appear before him. The trio bowed, Heel with far less sincerity than his comrades. “Can’t bring that many of them back, but a few can be used as these ‘Strikers’” he explained, before ordering them to “ go collect your stuff while your out!”

As the trio scampered away Bowser plucked a Goomba sprite out of his pocket and turned to his son “Jr! Catch this one and try and turn this into a ‘striker’ like those three. Just order them to appear and they’ll obey you.”

Jr caught the Goomba sprite and looked at a little disappointed ”Just one Goomba?” he asked

“Yeah I know, but that's how it works apparently. I mean the hammer bros came in a pair but…” Bowser began but Jr had mostly ignored this explanation and had instead run up to his father's side. There they jumped up to the pocket containing the Goombas and yelled at them ”Hey you lazy Goombas! Quit free loading my dads pockets and get out here!”

Much to everyone's surprise this worked, the minions’ sprites surging out of the pocket and into Jr. ”Wow, wow, wow!” Jr cried in shock, his arms spinning, before falling down to the floor.

“Jr!” ”Young master!” his father and grandfather cried, concerned for the boy’s safety. Jr for his part shook his head for a moment to clear it and then snapped his fingers like his father had while calling out ”Goomba Swarm, Chain Chomp formation!” causing an absolute tone of Goombas to appear before him in the same manner that strikers did. The stunty monsters looked a little confused for a moment before they all bowed before the royal family.

“Ha Ha! That's my boy! Breaking all the rules like a proper villain” Bowser congratulated Jr, before telling him: “Now do the same with the Koopas.”

A few moments and dozens of sprites later the Goombas where joined by an equally large band of Koopas. All where arrayed before Jr and his proud father. “Great work Jr. now, three more things, First, Strikes can be de-summoned in the same way as they’re summoned.” he explained and then paused to let Jr try it.

”Koopa troop! Goomba Swarm. Dismissed!” Jr ordered, causing the minion army to poof back into sprite form and zoom back to him.

“Good. Secondly they have a limited summoning time, so only bring them out when you know you need to use them. Finally, strikers can't die, they can only be forcibly un-summoned. if their time's up or they die you have to wait a bit before you can use them again.” Bower said, finishing his explanation.

”Got it Papa.” ”Very good Sire.” his subordinates/family responded.

“Now. That more than enough tutorializing for one day. Peach is making dinner for everyone and I am starving. They must be nearly done in the kitchen by now.” Bowser said, before turning and making his way back to the place he had just been kicked out of.

“HAY. YEAH DON’T WORRY WE’RE JUST GOING OVER THERE” Bowser said as he pointed over to the dining table to head off any mama rage. He shuffled over to the mostly empty part of the room, followed by Kamek and Jr after shot their mandatory antagonistic glares at Mario.

They all found seats apart from Kamek, who now had finally taken time to inspect the map now that the sprite explanation was over.

”This is an excellent find young master.” he told Jr as he read it.

”Yeah it is!” Jr espoused before glanced over at Peach. ”I saved it from Peaches room. Some kid in a hat was making a mess up there, but I chased her off and got the map she was trying to steal first. Then I, uh, held onto it for safekeeping.” he said, shunting the blame for the mess he’d made onto the hat-girl that had ignored him. No one in the koopa clan called him out on this bluff.

”Sire let me show you this at a more you-appropriate scale” Kamek said, before before waving his wand at the map. A brief burst of magic took hold, causing the map to expand many times over in size so that it ended up needing to be leaned against the dining room wall of the Kitchen. He ensured it was well clear of any fire hazards and visible to anyone else who might join them at the table.

”So.” Kamek said, who mounted his broom and then flew up to hover next to the map so he could point things out as he spoke of them ”You said there were 13 bosses correct Sire? Well there are 14 named locations on this map. So it is probably safe to say that each one has a boss in them, baring one. Have you been to any of these places yet sire? Other than the castle of course.”

“Yeah. The 1-1 place down there. Yeesh. It's pretty titchy looking on the map and it took us hours to walk and fight through all that. This is going to take a while.” Bowser explained and complained simultaneously.

”and no Boss’s were encountered there?” Kamek asked

Bowser shook his head “Just a mini boss. Not the same power level as the fake me.”

”Excellent. Then that's one boss per named location other than 1-1. Hopefully inside notable landmarks on the map like this temple” Kameck indicated to the structure in the Sand Swept Desert ”or this castle” he indicated to the large structure at the north of the Swordlands.

“All right.” Bowser said, not quite following why he was being told this.

”So we have destinations, now all we need to do is chart a course too them.” Kamek explained.

“Which is going to take forever” Bowser groaned

”We’ll figure something out. Maybe we can get ships from the Edge of the Blue?” he suggested, pointing at what might be a port found just beyond the dark forest ”It also means that once you’ve beat the boss of a zone we more or less know that we can ignore any unexplored parts of a region, at least when it comes to our primary objective, which should save us a lot of time.”

Meanwhile the King’s sprites had also returned, lugging the various equipment they had dropped earlier through the kitchen. Sledge and Heel dumped the mostly empty minigun and Slice Cutter in a corner, along with the deceased Zer0’s Synapse and then disappeared, but Mallet remained for a few moments longer.

While Kamek and Bowser went over the map Mallet approached Bowser Jr and presented the Necro smasher to him, saying “Prince Bowser Jr, I think you might like this?”

”A wooden mallet? Really? At least give me one of your metal ones!” Jr complained, looking at the wooden hammer with disdain.

“Ah, but your scariness, I believe it can repair damaged machines just by hitting them, as well as acting as a weapon. You being so fond of of them I thought…” he explain before the mallet was snatched from his hands while he was still speaking.

”Why didn’t you say so in the first place!” Jr admonished the unfortunate hammer bro, while doing a few practice swings. ”Shame I don't have anything to use it on, like a cool mech” he complained

“Well. There is a whole junk yard outside… maybe there's something out there?” Mallet suggested..

”Junkyard. Yeesh. What's kinda junk is in it?” Bowser Jr asked

“Karts mainly” Malet admitted. Jr was not really impressed.

Kamek however seemed interested enough to interjected himself into this conversation. ”Karts did you say? Racing Karts?”

“Yeah there’s a loaded of them all stacked up. Would be real useful if they worked now that I think about it. Stop us having to trudge through all of that.” Bowser said, vaguely waving at the blown up map.

”Then I’m gonna go and fix those karts!” Jr announced. When he attempted to run off to do just that however he was by his father.

“Hang on hang on. First off there's Angry robots and Raving Rabbids out there so it’s dangerous to go running out there alone. Second of all dinner’s almost done. Eat first,adventure and tinkering second. ok?” he said in a fatherly tone

”Yes papa” Jr said disappointingly

“Good lad.” Bowser said, gently ruffling the boy’s hair, before turning his attention to the hero's hanging around the room and pointing at the map. “YOU LOT. WE’RE GOING TO FIX UP SOME RIDES SO WE CAN TRAVEL THROUGH ALL THAT FASTER! SO EAT UP AND THEN GEAR UP FOR SOME BACKTRACKING.”

Mallet proofed himself just a few moments later while Kamek landed and put aside his broom so he could take a seat at the table. He left the map scaled up however, meaning it was still available for inspection by the others.
I put together a wee sheet for Kamek for when I'm using him.



Captain Piper

level: 3
XP ////////////////////////////// (23/30)
word count: 445
day/time: day 3 - evening
Location: The Forbidden Lands Temple Top
Tag: @Holy Soldier


Unfortunately for Piper her attempt and initiating conversation did not quite as smoothly as she had hoped. Rather than responding to her questioning the mysterious woman grabbed her child and stared a her with fear in her eyes. Then the boss showed up, which was bad enough on its own, but it also caused the woman to retreat behind the rock she had been seated on. She did however seem to be at least vaguely interested in talking, if only because she didn’t exactly have any other options. The woman asking her how she had gotten here.

”I Climbed... oh. If you mean how we got to the forbidden land then we were transported here via a portal from Platform City. We’ll be leaving the same way if that’s what your interested in”

In order to avoid seeming threatening Piper made no moves other than glancing back at Boss in a mix of surprise and annoyance that he had somehow managed to get up here so quickly when she had had to make a painstakingly slow climb up here. She was also just a touch annoyed that he was more interested in the horse than the people she’d found.

”Hay Boss” she greeted him begrudgingly, before adding ”Yeah I wasn't expecting to find one up here neither. I ain’t got no Idea how she got the horse up here in the first place. Or how you got up here so fast. Please don’t tell me there's some super convenient stairs, ladders or an elevator that I missed?”

Horse and temple ascension talk was put on the back burner however, as the woman spoke again, saying that she would not let them “take him away” from her. Piper attempted to assure the woman that they meant no harm

”We ain’t here to take your kid miss, nor your horse, seeing as we ain’t kidnappers and there's already a bunch of free horses running around downstairs. Right Boss?” She said calmly, before reiterating ”We only here looking for answers to some questions about this place and the mutagen virus. None of us are here to take your loved ones and if anyone else happens to shows up to do so I’ll shoot them myself.”

Piper had a robin hood esque thing going on (not that she knew who robin hood was, but if she had she would have definitely liked his story) so she wasn’t going to go stealing horses from single mothers. Nor did she like the implication that there were people around who did want to take the horned boy away from his mother, so she was being entirely truthful when she said she’d shoot whatever slavers or scum wanted to take him.
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