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1 mo ago
Current Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown
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1 mo ago
I'd like to think I've matured with age but then on weekends I watch cartoons and eat too much sugar cereal in my pajamas so if anything I've stayed the same.
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1 yr ago
I've watched the trailer for The Marvels a dozen times already you can't stop me I've needed this this is my heroin and my herione. Wordplay.
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1 yr ago
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, Seabiscuit
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1 yr ago
If there's anything that brings this community together it is dunking on people who bring their own shit onto themselves. It's like schadenfreude!
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Look, I got lost on the way to getting some jajangmyeon and it'd be foolish to leave now.

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If you are going to get upset every time this president dosent understand something its going to be a rough few years.


Well yeah but you'd think the president would be totally down with the reference that is my name. They made a movie and everything and the movie had white people playing characters of other ethnicities and if that doesn't prove that whites are the master race then checkmate atheists.
@Fabricant451 Trump isn't in with the weeb crowd.


It's not a weeb thing, dad! It's a very sophisticated novel with heavy themes about life and mediation on the soul and it was very moving and it even suggests a future where Korea is a corpocratic dystopia and it's very prescient okay god.
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DHARMA was an inside job.

Electromagnetism can't melt steel beams.
People acting like assholes isn't really exclusive to these forums.

Or like

the internet.
>tfw the president doesn't understand your highly sophisticated literary reference user name

And don't think we won't count the characters
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Agreed. Glad they're alright.

Also apparently the Trump administration said they are not backing out of the Paris Agreement now. I don't know what Trump himself has said about this, but that's on my news feed at least.


Okay but what does your Twitter feed say about it.

Victoria's taken?

But she's the queen. :(
Speaking as the Cersei stand-in let me tell you about antagonists...
[center]The best part about an eastern office was the infrequent dour days. Growing up in a muggy area, unfortunate weather was an unfortunate reality; which was why the posting on the eastern front was such a welcome change. Not just for the increased pay, stress, and prestige that came with the badge and jacket, but the more frequent brighter skies. Naturally, then, rain was on the agenda which put a damper on things even in addition to the posting.

Hester Benoit had just gotten used to being a federal agent even, it seemed, in spite of it all. When she got the offer she jumped at the chance only to then realize she was less a part of national manhunts and more acting as a liaison for 'community outreach'. That was a fancy way of saying she was one of the agents carted around to cities to maybe offer insight on some cases that had gone yet unsolved. It wasn't exactly glamorous, it was like the law enforcement equivalent of peer review, but she figured it was sort of like paying dues. No one got to be the hot shot federal agent in their first year. Or their second.

She had to wonder why Seattle was chosen of all places. The rain was fine, but she wasn't a fan of the west coast...sensibilities. Hopefully it would be as simple as her other liaison trips. Offer advice. Meet the locals. Go back home in a week or two.

On her way to the police station to check in with the local chief, her trip was given a detour. Like the shining star in the Birth Parable, Hester found herself guided by flashing lights and the call of sirens. Barely within the city limits an hour and already something was happening. Her car, the finest in affordability, pulled over next to the scene.

"Terrific," she sighed in disbelief. So much for the easy first night. Way too many cars for a domestic disturbance or noise complaint. Hester stepped out of the car, announcing her presence with a slam of the door.
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