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Why are you talking about Final Fantasy 10 like that
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Final Fantasy 13 is a top five entry in the franchise but ya'll still ain't ready to have that conversation
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This Bears/Packers game is gonna make me believe in the power of Chicago Pope
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The older I get the more I start to think BBQ potato chips are the worst flavor, actually.
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Look, I got lost on the way to getting some jajangmyeon and it'd be foolish to leave now.

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@Fabricant451 Im not quote cutting your text wall.


Cool. I am.

Now Tekken has had 7 iterations not counting the spin offs and SC has had 5. With all those sequels youve given a grand total of 5 innovations between them. And this is a series that has been around for far longer than Smash Bros.


Which is more than you'd given about Smash up to now, and I didn't even list everything. But sure, go ahead and act like those things I said are the only ones that exist because it's easier.

If you want to get into the nitty gritty mechanics of Tekken and straight up ignore, the air dodge, spot dodging, power shielding, short hopping, wavedashing, moonwalking, meteor smash, sweet spotting, chain grabbing and about a million other fine tuned innovations to the games which you just refuse to acknowledge then this is not a conversation.


'A million'. That's not true at all! That's only like nine things that they've done, and that's being generous considering one of them is literally an exploit that the creator hated and took out of the game, chain grabbing was literally removed too. It's almost like the game rolls back any attempt to be played at any level above casual. If we count literal exploits and glitches as 'innovations' then Smash Brothers is the most innovative fighting series this side of WWE 2K.

Tekken and Soul Calibur have little additions and innovations as well and your attempts to downplay that are well noted.

Moves are upgraded, nerfed, buffed, different frame data and priority not only with every update but with every game. Reducing it down to 'Mario throws a cappy instead of a Cape based on the FIRST gameplay trailer ive game neing relased 6 months from now' being the only change is ridiculous.


About as ridiculous as you acting like actual fighting games don't innovate.

Also smash brothers is literally its own Genre




you cant suck Tekken's dick for innovating 3D and just causally ignore the inception of the mascot brawler which was shamelessly ripped off by games like Digimon Rumble Arena and Playstation All Stars


I can suck Tekken's dick all I want for being a better franchise and doing more for the genre than Smash ever has or ever will.

Smash is its own genre, its a party mascot brawler that doesnt fit neatly into your simplified understanding of games.




It has fighting mechanics and party mechanics. Its a game that has fighting in it that doesnt fit for a hyper competetive scene because its built to be a multiplayer with item pick ups and pseudo platforming.


The fighting mechanics which literally get removed if they're exploits or otherwise seen as 'not intended'. It's a bad fighting game and yet that's what it is. You can't say it's not a fighting game when it looks like a fighting game, sounds like a fighting game, and its largest community is literally pitching it as a fighting game. If it wasn't, why would they ban characters from tournaments or online play? Competitive is the entire focal point of the game.

You dont see the One Piece or Naruto games at EVO either even though they have fighting game mechanics.


Not on the main stage, no. But those are fighting games too.

What you mean like those oversized anime tits in that game Starless you like where those maids shit and piss on each other? You might be projecting a little here.


Oh, so you have heard of it. Here I thought you were still of the mindset that HuniePop was the be all end all of bad games with anime tits.

@Fabricant451

Yeah yeah, give me some functional ways in which Tekken and Soul Calibur have changed and innovated over the years. I'd love to hear them. Apart from adding super moves and characters because Smash has done that too.


Tekken literally innovated the 3D tag genre which also came with the combo tag mechanic that let you tag in the middle of combos to keep them going into new combos. DoA2 brought the notion of tag chemistry to the mix to innovate on top of that. Tekken 7 literally added new mechanics - and if you think it's just 'super moves' then congrats on not knowing what you're talking about. That's not even getting into the balance changes, new/different functions, characters don't just come to the game with the exact same moves. Unlike Smash Brothers where the demo literally showed that most characters change comes in their supers or their graphical detail. Tekken 7 also implements meter characters for the first time, making typically 2D mechanics work in the 3D environment, and they changed the way air combos work with the Screw Attack aspect. Tekken 3 literally third axis motion which went on to become a core mechanic of the series.

Soul Calibur, by virtue of being developed in the same company as Tekken, is also a series that evolves its gameplay while also playing and feeling different as a 3D fighter. SC6 is adding reversals and parries to it, which is innovating upon and expanding the Guard Impacts. SC 5 added the Quick Step which allowed faster sidestepping and less reliance on the 8 way run, which SC was also the innovator of. There's a reason those two franchises are kind of the staple of 3D fighters, because they innovated the wheel and continued to improve upon and build upon the systems.

Funny how you grand stand about judging a game on its own merits but make zero actual points about what the franchise is doing wrong and how it can improve. What standard does it fail on exactly? Being a Mascot Party Fighter filled to the brim with fanservice?


Smash Brothers won't ever improve because that's not what the series is about. It's not trying to be a serious fighting game despite the whinging from its community who only ever want the game to be as close to Melee as humanly possible. The most 'fundamental' changes are determined based on outside information; Mario throws Cappy instead of a cape, Link's bombs are remote, and if you think that's on any level similar to literally adding new mechanics then you're crazy. Smash Brothers Brawl's biggest change was 'sometimes characters just randomly trip and fall'. Smash Brothers is like the Mario Party of 'fighting games'. Inputs are the same. Animations are the same. The change to characters is in what comes out after the Smash Orb. It's a stale franchise that deals in nostalgia rather than any meaningful change in dynamic or mechanic.

What is the franchise doing right that it gets away with literally selling you the same game but this one has fucking Ridley in it.

Guilty of fucking WHAT?


Guilty of being stale, which you accuse better games of being despite Smash being staler than day old bread. Your entire argument is "WELL THESE OTHER GAMES DON'T INNOVATE SO SMASH DOESN'T HAVE TO EITHER!" when that's just blatantly untrue. So I ask you: What has Smash done to evolve the game in a meaningful way? Tripping? Smash players want the game to be taken seriously as a fighting game but it won't ever be with all the nothing it adds to the actual fighting mechanics, such as they are.

Not being a game fabricant likes? Jesus christ you could fill a police state with games guilty of that.


Oh yeah because you're just Mr. Loves Video Games over here.

Fighting games rarely innovate.


Oh, you're serious.

Oh okay.

They add characters and moves, if there is some Fabricant and Mara secret to making amazing games in that genre I'd love to hear them. If not then shut the fuck up.


I've got a secret: Don't make them like fucking Smash Brothers. Worked out well for Playstation All Stars.

Smash is LITERALLY doing the opposite of being seen as legitimate fighting game, with direct quotes from the developers about how it was always supposed to be a party game and not alienate the casual crowd.


Yeah that's why they added Omega stages and the community bitched until Evo threw them bones because it got them money.

And since when is game's worth based on it's standing in the competitive scene? You already consider Virtua Fighter to be high quality fighting game, how popular is it on the competitive scene right now? (or ever).


About as popular as any other dead franchise. VF5 was at EVO. It was absolutely popular in its time. Virtua Fighter 4 before that. If they ever made a VF6 it would be popular. Virtua Fighter is also quite niche. Given the nature of fighting games you'd have to be on some kind of other level of thought if you think a game's standing in the competitive scene doesn't play a factor in its popularity. Otherwise Marvel Infinite would still be relevant. Fighting games are not made for the casual audience first, outside of Netherrealm games and SFV. Smash is the ultimate casual friendly game and as a fighting game it is fucking lame. As a party game it's whatever, it's better than Mario Party. But Smash is a fighting game.

Smash wants to be taken seriously as a fighting game, it's subject to the same scrutiny as any serious fighting game.

Yeah it is a shame, I guess I'll have to make do with your isometric cyberpunk 'Retraux' RPG where the edgy white protaganist says nigga along with the crappy low-fi hip hop soundtrack. Cant wait.


Throw some anime tits in there and you'll probably lap it up.

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And Smash doesn't have 'twists' it has a formula that doesn't change and it adds new fighters with every iteration. You judging it alongside other franchises which need to pull obscure gimmicks to stay relevant shows you haven't paid enough attention to call it 'lame'.


Hey, I don't know if you've heard but there's this thing where people can judge something on its own merits without having to drag other franchises into it. Smash being lame has nothing to do with 'other franchises pulling obscure gimmicks' (whatever the fuck that even means) and everything to do with it being four, soon to be five, games where the only substantial addition has been which Pokemon come out of the balls or which obscure character comes out of a trophy.

Maybe if something isn't broke don't fix it. Seems to work for Tekken, Soul Calibur, Dead Or Alive and Mortal Kombat. What is your suggestion of major change to make Smash 'better'? Tag Mode? Clothing Damage?


lol if you think Tekken, Soul Calibur, Dead or Alive, and Mortal Kombat don't iterate and improve or evolve the gameplay and Smash does. The big innovation for Smash Unlimited is literally "The air dodge moves you back now and in one on one fights we have gimmicky slow motion because otherwise our 'fighting game' still feels like kids playing pretend with toys"

So you're literally just saying 'games should change it up'. But giving no examples of what should be changed for improvement on well established fighting game franchises that no one seems to have a problem with. Please never become a developer.


Why do you constantly do this whole "YEAH BUT THOSE OTHER GAMES!" as if that somehow absolves the one you like from criticism. You keep harping on examples when you've provided no reasons why Smash isn't guilty as well. What makes Smash better than other games that you incorrectly accuse of being the same thing. Smash is so desperate to be seen as a legitimate fighting game but it's swimming in the kiddie pool.

Maybe we should make Fallout into a JRPG with dancing minigames. You know, just to keep things fresh.


Hell yeah, let's try to make a point then fall on our face trying to reach for it!
@Fabricant451 It did fail me.

It didn't fail people like you who think the KH series are good games.


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I should've placed bets on how many people would jerk off Nintendo after their E3 conference; I'd be rich.

Sony stole the show for me (no I'm not bias because I saw more of my gay icon Ellie shutup), personally. Been hearing people say Microsoft was the best but ehhhh. Bethesda I'm... conflicted on and Ubisoft can go fuck themselves backwards with a polearm.


People say Microsoft is the best just because they showed the most games and like 97 percent of what they showed is going to be on platforms people care about anyway. They seem to just casually avoid the fact that Microsoft year after year this generation has shown they have no actual first party legs to stand on - and that they want to hold Crackdown 3 of all games up to the same pedestal as fucking Halo and Gears is laughable. First party games are system sellers and Microsoft's whole Xbox One X rebranding seems aimed at cornering the very niche market of 'gamers with 4K televisions who want to play console games at 60 fps but also don't have a PC that has been doing it for years' while Sony continues to be "This is why you should play on our console because you can't play it anywhere else".

Sony didn't have to show anything beyond their first party releases because Microsoft already did the work for them. The common consumer isn't going to watch E3 so it's not like there's going to be Joe Gamerman watching E3 and saying "Oh man the Xbox has 50 games coming out and Sony has like 6." Sony also showed gameplay instead of just running trailers, and while you can sing for days how the Sony gameplay was fabricated or not indicative of the actual product, at least they fucking showed it. Microsoft continues to try and pretend that putting people on stage holding controllers will fool everyone into thinking it's a live demo. Yeah I'm sure Forza Horizon 4 was being played real time, guys.

Just showing trailer after trailer is what The Game Awards are for and those are still a joke.

On the topic of Ubisoft, they provide a vital service. No other company continues to not know how to turn off a fucking live mic when people go off stage.

Nintendo's showcase was literally just Smash Bros with nothing else worthy of note.

>Praises SquareEnix showcase for the sole inclusion of KH3


No one is praising Square Enix for their showing. It was concise, too much so, and the only thing of any note was that Platinum is making a new game. Sony wound up showing a better KH3 segment than Square anyway. Nintendo had a weak showing because Smash is lame as shit and a Smash with the twist of "We put everyone in it you babies" is still lame as shit. And a Pokemon game inspired by Pokemon Go and also stroking off Genwunners is also lame as shit. But Nintendo also had a banner year in 2017 by releasing two of the highest rated (and over rated) games of that year so them taking a gap year is pretty expected.


Yes I'm proud to say that this fan art has got me even more hype for a game I was already 100% hype for.

Square Enix don't fail me now.


Quoting this for inevitable Square Enix failing everyone.
Regardless of what Kitty has said, my views on the topic of a national language align with Theodore Roosevelt:

“In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person’s becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American … There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn’t an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag … We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language … and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people.”


That'd be the tropical infection talking.
Sooooo.... is there still major interest or nah?


Yes.










The Blue Lantern was the name of the restaurant. It had a beautiful location, overlooking the lovely city of Los Angeles from one of the hills. It had three Michelin stars. It was lauded internationally for one thing in particular, its breakfast and brunch cuisine. It was said that if you placed a reservation today, for the next open eight thirty A.M. spot, they would have be able to find an opening for you within the next two years. Today, at eight thirty A.M., the Blue Lantern was deserted, except for one table, set outside on the patio.

The staff was there, of course, they had to get ready. But the store was closed to the general public for now. The owner had willed it so. Were they losing money over this? Yes, of course. It was possible they even lost some of their goodwill over this, but it didn’t matter to the owner, and she paid their checks. She had requested a private place to conduct business while enjoying a meal, and she had received one.

The owner was Hailey Green.

She was now seated at the head of the patio table; next to her was the love of her life, girlfriend, pet, and most prized possession: Hana Park. Together, they were sipping tea and waiting for their guest. Hailey had yet to place her order, thinking it rude to do so while they were waiting for someone else. She had, however, retrieved vanilla tea for herself and Hana.

While the speakers in the restaurant most commonly played classical music: Bach, Beethoven, Mozart… It now played a song of Hailey’s choice, which Hailey bobbed her head too, before glancing at Hana, “did you sleep well? Our guest should be here soon. I don’t anticipate this taking very long.”

Hana was no stranger to fine dining establishments given the business her father was in, but even so she was impressed. Never had she been in a restaurant without other people there; though she knew this was essentially a business meeting, she still saw it as a private little meal between her and the girl she was madly in love with. It would not have surprised Hana at all if that was a secondary goal of the morning’s brunch. Certainly the tea was a lovely little touch and Hana was quite fond of the flavor.

Hana had enjoyed a bit more of her tea than Hailey had, the vanilla flavor was too much to simply not enjoy; her sips were a bit longer than the regular sip and her cup was now half empty because of it. Whoever brewed it was exceptional, the vanilla wasn’t overpowering and the sweetness lingered delicately on the tongue. Hana was very much interested in securing a recipe for her own purposes; certainly that could be arranged.

”Like a dream.” Hana responded to Hailey as she set her teacup on its saucer. She had slept wonderfully, even more so after being woken up; she slept a bit more soundly after that - and with a contented smile to boot. That contented feeling carried through full to this restaurant; even if she was merely an observer, Hana was just happy to be here, at Hailey’s side and at her request. Who Hailey was meeting didn’t much matter to Hana. She would just enjoy her tea while the adults talked.

”You’ve got to be fuckin’ kiddin’ me.” Roz Norcross was already annoyed when she saw the front of the restaurant and immediately wrote it off as place for ‘folks what eat fish eggs on crackers and act like it’s worth cumming over’ and her annoyance only increased as she walked through the doors into a ghost town. That her mysterious benefactor had money to spare was no surprise given the donation that led to this meeting, but if this person seriously rented out the most bougie ass restaurant for Roz’s sake...Roz was liable to puke in one of the fancy looking vases in the main lobby.

The hired help at the front desk gave Roz a once over and Roz did not at all pretend not to see the help give the look of repulsion that was typically reserved for these people seeing a beggar on the street. Or a mixed race couple. Given that Roz was on the guest list, she didn’t feel the need to dress up for the occasion. She made a point to dress down in an act of defiance so simple it was probably cooked up last minute. While she didn’t look like a beggar, her shirt was wrinkled and had numerous holes to it with each one clearly being hand made via scissors, her jeans were one good tug at the denim hanging off from being Daisy Dukes. If it wasn’t for her boots or her vest, or the fact that her hair was washed she might’ve passed the ‘trying too hard’ Olympics in the teenage rebel category.

She was led through the restaurant - taking note of what was both not tied down and easily swiped along the way - and dropped off right by the entrance to the patio table. And that was when her expletive repeated itself. ”You’ve got to be fuckin’ kiddin’ me. I should’ve fuckin’ figured.” Hailey Green. Of course it would be her. What sick, twisted game was she trying to play this time. Roz’s eyes darted to Hana a moment before going back to Hailey. ”Who’s she, your stenographer? That’s the person what writes down testimony in court, by the way.” This was going to be a fuck of a time.

Could her language be anymore vulgar? This was an awful first impression to make on an already slightly irritated Hailey. First, the woman swore like a sailor would, which was unattractive to begin with. Then she questioned why Hana was there, as if it were any of her business. Hailey could feel her enthusiasm dropping as she sat there, but she tried her best to stay positive.

“I know what a stenographer is, but thank you. She is my girlfriend. I brought her as a date.” Hailey said in a terse tone as she looked the newcomer up and down. She wasn’t able to put a name to a face, but she had to admit… she was disappointed with what the ‘Weekend Warrior’ looked like. Hailey didn’t know what she expected, but she had thought there’d be… more to it. “You’re less put together than I thought you would be. At least it doesn’t reflect in your work. Are you going to a Sex Pistols concert after this?” Hailey asked with a smile that was undeniably put up to be condescending.

She looked over her shoulder toward Butler, who was standing off to the side, as silent and intimidating as ever. “Butler, be a doll and fetch us menus. We can finally eat, now that our warrior is here.” She ended her statement with a snap of her fingers, and away Butler went, ducking inside of the restaurant for a moment, before he returned with a stack of them, handing one to Hailey and placing one in front of Hana. The third, he put down on the table. Their guest could get it herself. “Please, sit down. I’m sure you’ll find something to your liking on the menu.”

”A date, izzit? Your idea of a date is this? Well, don’t I feel special.” Roz sat opposite Hailey and politely gestured to the server who couldn’t be fucked to hand her a menu like a civilized person a proper one finger salute before not even so much as glancing at the menu. This wasn’t exactly a friendly meet and greet over mimosas and salmon roe. Whatever was on the menu was probably out of her price range anyway.

”So, the drug dealer, eh? Figured drugs were more your brother’s thing but then I guess you and he have something else in common.” Roz was certainly not about to let the shovel go to waste as she slowly started to dig her own grave. Hana, who had very little idea just who this person was that Hailey had been so keen on meeting, gave a surprised look, as if she was offended at the title of ‘drug dealer’. Roz shot the Korean girl a simple shrug while she was unfolding one of the origami napkins. ”I know some things, ‘Pizza Man’. Stupid name, by the way.”

Roz was tearing bits of napkin and rolling them into little napkin balls, fidgeting like she was a tweaker searching for the next fix. ”So are you going to tell me why I’m here or are you just going to sit there in a cloud of smug?”

“Hana has decided to take a sabbatical from drug dealing. She’s rethinking her decisions and deciding if she wants to continue down that path.” Hailey said, watching as Roz ripped and tore at the napkin. It reminded her of something that Henry might do, which caused her to circle back to Roz’s comparisons. “Henry and I have nothing in common. What on earth could you be talking about? And, I’d like to remind you, you’re the one who asked for an in-person meeting. I just wanted to thank you.” Hailey smiled, and put her hands together with her elbows on the table. She leaned her chin forward onto on her cradled fingers, “after all, your blog does a lot of my job for me. I really appreciate your hard work and help.”

Roz looked Hailey in the eye as if she was pulling the other one even before she mentioned the slight specifics of their meeting. Surely Hailey wasn’t serious - or blind - or maybe she just didn’t know. By now half the damn internet probably knew, let alone the school. ”I mean you and he both caught a case of the yellow fever. Though at least your girl looks like there’d be grass on the pitch. Your brother’s fuckin’ the exchange kid - emphasis on kid.” Roz was genuinely surprised that Hailey didn’t know, but then who would want to know about the finer details of their sibling’s love life?

”You wouldn’t agree to this meeting if you didn’t stand to gain somethin’ from it. Make your pitch, yeah? I need to know how much to laugh.”

Oh, no. Henry had seriously hooked up with Min-seo? Did his scumminess know no bounds? For a brief second, Hailey’s mask broke and she had a scowling look on her face. “Comparing what I and Hana are doing to whatever Henry and Min-seo are is simply wrong. After all, you said it yourself, didn’t you? Henry takes advantage of younger girls — particularly ones that can’t stand up for themselves. First an autistic one, now one that hardly speaks the language.” Hailey’s smile returned to her lips and she shook her head to dismiss the claim that Hailey wanted to gain something from Roz with this meeting.

“There really isn’t a pitch. I just wanted to thank you! You do all the hard work for me. The only thing I really gained from this is the information I got when you walked through the door.”

Who did she have to fuck to get some damn water here? If she expected it to matter, she was prepared to write the most scathing Yelp review. As if the people that ate here regularly even know what Yelp was. Or quality dining. If this had just been some ploy to give ammunition to Hailey Green then normally Roz might have been kicking herself but word around specific circles was that Hailey’s bite was a bit less sharp - not that Roz was about to test that theory. Blackmail, if that was the goal, didn’t work on someone like Roz when she had her own ace in the hole.

Or in the pocket of her vest, as it were, recording more than just audio.

”Yeah, I’m sure what you and the drug mule over there are doing is so much different. What is she, your bitch in training? You say jump, she sucks your toes on the way down, that kind of thing? Guess your ancestors got into the slave trade and you wouldn’t want to make them upset.” The first thing Roz had noticed when she saw Hana was the choker around her neck, and unless the Green’s were hiding a secret even Roz didn’t know about, she knew that choker wasn’t for sucking Hailey’s dick. Not literally, anyway. ”Let’s stop beatin’ around the bush, you do that enough with your little madame butterfly china doll there I’m sure, You want my services and I want your price.”

It was then, that Hailey twitched slightly. It had taken a bit to push her over the edge. She didn’t care about the shots at her, or about the idea that she was there because she wanted Roz’s ‘services.’ All Hailey wanted was confirmation that this was, in fact, the Weekend Warrior. That had been loudly and clearly received. However, the continued shots at her innocent Hana were unneeded, and did nothing but push the button. “You must be hard of hearing. Hana is my girlfriend, whatever else we do is none of your business.” Hailey’s face then contorted into a scowl.

“Perhaps you’re just stupid though, because you don’t understand the situation you’re in. I already get what I want from you. So long as you continue writing your little bootleg, poor man’s TMZ, I will continue to get what I want. There’s nothing you can do to stop or change that. I’m sure you’re recording this, one way or another, and I encourage, no I dare you to post it on the site. Do you think anything you can do will affect me? Honestly.” Hailey scoffed.

Roz was already rolling her eyes at Hailey’s response; it was typical of someone of her ilk to act like they were untouchable. Ivory towers weren’t impregnable and they crumbled just as well as any other building. ”Oh, I know for fact I’ve got met-”

You will speak when I am finished. Know your place,” Hailey hissed out, running a slender hand through her black hair. “If you truly believe that you do anything for me other than make it easier to win, then you’re even more delusional than I would have ever thought. All you do, and please don’t ever let yourself forget this, is force people to think that Damian O’Connor, my brother, and all their friends are the enemy alongside me. I’ve read your little smear blog — and really, eighty percent of it is weak clickbait — and your little attempts to ‘unite the little man’ against myself and the — god what do they call themselves? — the Elite do nothing more than make it easier for me to be in control.”

“You weaken the case of the people who would side with you, and you make enemies out of people that everyone should fear. Look at you now. You could have had me with you, but now? I’m fully against you. You don’t get to come into my zone, and disrespect not only me, but her,” Hailey pointed at her lover, “and get away with it. Are you stupid? Are you honestly stupid? Is there a mental issue that I didn’t see when you came in here? Or are you so desperate for any modicum of attention from your peers that you’re willing to push this as a ‘one vs all’ narrative? You will lose this battle.”

“Okay, now you can talk.”

While Roz was both silent and still for the rebuttal, the same couldn’t be said for Hana, who couldn’t keep her eyes off of Hailey, save for when she closed her eyes and inhaled a moment when Hailey all but defended Hana’s person. Hana wasn’t speaking words, but her nonverbal squeaks and sounds were just loud enough for Hailey to hear and the way she was squirming in her seat was sight enough to let Hailey know what her words were doing to her while letting Roz think only that Hana was having a spasm attack.

At least one person at the table was enjoying the words from Hailey.

”You’re so self absorbed you think I give a shit about attention? From you? From peers? No one is untouchable no matter how much money or fame or infamy they have. If you think I do what I do for attention or for some stupid game then you’re even more of a vapid slag than I thought. You want to do a battle of wits, we’ll throw down, but don’t act like you’re some bad bitch because half the school buys your shit because they happen to be even more delusional and vapid than you. All you have in life is high school popularity, Hailey. You’re, what, four months away from graduating? The real world isn’t going to bend over and kiss your ass and tell you your shit’s chocolate just because your parents thought throwing money at wet nurses and hot wives were substitutes for love and affection. But I guess that’s what your bitch is for. Your skin is thinner than a postmenopausal vagina.”

If there was one takeaway from all of this, it was that brunch continued to be a colossal waste of time for everyone involved.

“I think you’ll find that I am untouchable. And, I’m sorry, did you insult my parents? My parents spent more time with me growing up than yours did. In fact, I spend time with them every day, what about you? Do you even have a father? I’d bet not.” Hailey was finding herself more and more angry with this person. Roz continued to push buttons that dug underneath Hailey’s skin, and seemed to be finding more and more ways to dig herself a grave. Some people used a shovel to dig their own grave. Roz, it seemed, was intent on using a jackhammer. “I want whatever drugs you were on when you walked into this place, twitching like you’re meth’d out of your mind. The way you’ve managed to make yourself believe that I’ve been coddled, that my skin is thin, or that I’ll have any trouble with the real world is impressive, and I’m sure I’d experience a beautiful trip if I got even a taste of what you’re clearly OD’ing on. You have no place here. One of us will leave high school and coast into a powerful position in the most powerful company in the world, with a beautiful woman on her arm. The other? She’ll be lucky to find work on a street corner. ‘Bad bitch?’ Miss me with that straight outta Compton bullshit.”

“You’re used to hiding behind a mask of anonymity. We’ll see how comfortable you are without it.” Hailey shook her head, “All I have in life is high school popularity? Are you serious? I have a family that loves me, I have a girlfriend that loves me. I hardly need anything else, but if you wanna play this game, then fine. You soaked yourself in gasoline, and then lit a match. Congratulations.”

”Someone’s gettin’ all riled. How’s that thick skin workin’ out for ya, Miss Defensive?” Roz had learned the subtle art of keeping one’s cool in the lion’s den. They could smell everything, but few of them actually wanted to do anything other than roar or fuck. In this case Roz was banking on the former. The latter? Well, threesomes were never quite her bag. ”There’s a difference between you and me, Hails. You think you’ve got me figured out whereas I know I’ve got you on lock. You look at me, you see ‘deadbeat dad’ or ‘alcoholic parents’ or something equally as white trash Americana because it’s easy to write someone like me off with a glance. I don’t matter to you because I’d sooner drink a cheap beer from a can than some thousand dollar wine from 18-who-the-fuck-cares. Truth is, you need people like me. We work in your companies while you get fat and bitter and miserable and wonder why at age twenty five you look like forty eight and wonder why your lover can’t get it up anymore. Metaphorically of course.”

Roz was tossing her napkin balls down the table, and mid-rant one of them landed with a little splash in Hana’s teacup, which brought a smirk to her face.

”You play some weak ass rap music tailor made for basic bitch white girls and act like you’re thugging. You empty out a restaurant in some sort of power play because you think it gives you the advantage, like it gives you power over me. You don’t have friends, you have people who you conned into jumping when you say so, and if you were half as thick skinned as you think you are, you wouldn’t try to dress me down with baseless insults like I’m the hired help at your family’s shitty pizza place. I know you, Hailey. You don’t know me. And you never will. The one meaningful contribution you’ll have on society is the donation I’m making in your name with the money you sent to me. Congratulations, you might get a school wing named after you or something. You’re welcome.”

It was then that the hot air in Hailey seemed to physically deflate. She realized then that Roz was not only stupid, she was stubborn. Hailey didn’t have time to tame a bull, and she had no interest in it. What was Roz going to do to her? She had said it herself: Hailey had only a few months left before graduation, and then whatever happened at the school would fall off of her back, and into the garbage. Still, the question remained.

Was this girl… for real? Did she honestly believe the words falling out of her mouth? Had someone truly deluded themselves so much as to believe the things that Roz was saying? To honestly believe that her family was anything but good was fundamentally incorrect.

To think that RTJ was basic? Even worse. They weren’t as underground as, say, Lo Key, but they certainly weren’t Eminem, or Post Malone.

“You think you know me? You think… I need people like you? You think I’ve never made a donation? You are grossly misinformed. Myself and my family donates more than I gave you every day. You don’t know anything about me. I cleared everyone out of here because I wasn’t interested in arguing in front of the normal patrons, and I had a feeling. Trust me, I know you. I know everything about you. You’re simple, from the ground up; people like you are a dime a dozen. Maybe I’m off point on a few things, but the basic idea is there. The fact of the matter, the simple truth of things is this: nothing you do will ever affect me. Everything I do will affect you. You’re judging my music taste off of one song, seriously? ‘Thugging?’ That isn’t even a word. You insult my father’s pride and joy? Even if I wanted to employ you, I’d only do it now to fire you. Listen to me, I’m 18 years old and I’ve done more for the world around me than you’ve done for anyone, including yourself. ”

“You’re a shoddy journalist, a terrible one even. You had a chance to get answers from me, and instead you pissed it away on more crackpot clickbait bullshit. Your peers in the craft would be disappointed, if not disgusted.” Hailey looked down at her tea and shook her head, before she smiled warmly at Roz, and settled back down in her chair. “I hope you find a way to snap back to reality, because you’ve deluded yourself into thinking that this is how you treat people.” Hailey glanced over her shoulder at Butler with an incredulous look on her face, and the man just shrugged his shoulders in response, before gesturing at Roz to take her leave.

“You can leave now; I’m not going to waste anymore of my precious time on someone who finds herself hellbent on trying to make me think she’s important, or that she knows me. You know nothing, you never will. I wish you well, in all your future endeavours.” Paying no more mind to Roz, Hailey turned her head to Hana, “I’m very sorry you had to see that, Hana. I don’t normally get like that, but she admittedly pushed a few buttons. I don’t handle disrespect very well; especially not when it’s directed at my father, or either of my mothers. Or, as it happens, you. I recomposed myself when I realized how truly gaslighted that poor girl is. I’ve learned not to box brick walls.” Hailey accented herself with a kiss upon Hana’s nose.

There was a rather old television show that Roz often left on in the background when she was attending to more important matters and the main character had a certain...knack for getting the last word in. While she would’ve preferred doing so with someone less up their own ass, she wasn’t about to let the opportunity go to waste. ”There’s one more thing before I go.” Nailed it, she did, the cadence was the most important part. ”If you know me, then what’s my name?” While she knew Hailey’s response was going to be something close to a throat clear or a hand wave, Roz knew for a fact that it was one question Hailey couldn’t answer even if she had the school give up the student registrar.

On her exit, Roz considered dropping a vase on the floor, and managed it simply by accidentally walking into one of the columns holding it up in the lobby. ”Put it on my tab.” Roz Norcross would likely not be welcome back in The Blue Lantern any time soon. Or Captain Cuddles, for that matter, but their pizza was like cardboard anyway.

Inside, Hana Park had a bit of difficulty focusing. She had stopped squirming in her chair but her face was redder than a ripe strawberry. ”I think I need a new chair.” Further elaboration was not given, though Hana was certain Hailey knew just why.

Hailey didn’t acknowledge Roz any further as she left the building. She didn’t offer a response to the other woman’s question, and she didn’t flinch as vase as knocked down. What did she care? It was a business expense and would be written off as such. Hailey eyed Hana as she spoke and gave a giggle. Before she could flirt, though, Butler spoke up. “Do you want me to find out her name?”

“Of course not. She’s uninteresting and frustrating. I don’t have time for people like that anymore. I’m going to pass her off to someone else. My methods appear to be a little… much for her, but perhaps someone else will have more success. She is of no concern to us, and she never will be. Is the camera footage on my phone?” Hailey glanced at Butler, who nodded, and Hailey shrugged her shoulders. Her job here was done; she knew who the Weekend Warrior, and had undeniable proof of it. “Hana, you know you’re going to have to clean that chair.”

“Do we have time for this? Don’t we have another stop to make?”

“My vanilla bean is clearly two seconds away from mindless horniness. We’re going to make time.”

Cleaning the chair? She hadn’t even considered that, but technically it was a bit of property damage. Not on the same level as a vase but still. And yet Hana had many questions in her mind. What did that girl even mean by ‘bitch in training’? How did she know her former alias and moreover did everyone know and also think it was a bad name? Why didn’t anyone tell her if so? But the only question that made it from head to mouth was a simple one aimed at Hailey.

”I won’t be using water and a cloth will I?”

Honey // Roz
Flashback




@Lovely Complex & @Fabricant451
Main location: The pool



She didn’t know how she got this far at the party, but here she was, beside Roz Norcross, walking to the second from the top level of the yacht. This was a five tier boat. It was massive and reminded her of her daddy. Her daddy could get behind parties like this. He liked big parties. A lot of shit happened at big parties. That’s how she was conceived.

Go big! Go hard! He would say. If you don’t do any of those things, don’t do a damn thing! So here Honey was, going big and going hard. Partying like a rockstar. Just like her big man. Boy, would he be proud of her tonight. Somehow she got this close to what he’d call a good lay, to her she was finally near her crush. She must be doing something right.

Okay, Honey was more stumbling and crawling than walking, but she was on a mission. After she overheard there was a pool on this boat, she came to the daunting realization how hot she was and how she needed this pool. Occasionally, she would stop to check to see if Roz was still near.

Yepp!

Roz was still with her. What a lucky girl she was. “I’m glad you didn’t take off the vest. It’s like your signature!” Huffing a little, losing her breath, Honey paused from the climb to take a break. There was too many steps. She wanted to die. Why was walking harder when drunk?

As far as parties went this one rated as fairly unnoteworthy as far as Roz was concerned; that had been her biggest concern when she first heard about it and every minute she spent here was making her more and more upset that she didn’t stick to her plan of not showing up and running some fluff piece. Her and her damn pride. Still, even if the article about this party would read more like a takedown of the host, Roz couldn’t say that it was a total waste.

After all, she was walking alongside someone that was clearly glad for the company.

Roz considered it to be something of a good deed she was doing. Honey had clearly been a bit past tipsy and Roz wasn’t sure this was the right place to be drunk and alone. So long as Roz was around, Honey was in good hands and honestly, Honey seemed like she was in a bit over her head when it came to alcohol but other than that she seemed like a rarity at Beverly Hills High: a good person. Of course, Roz had been wrong before, but in her line of work she learned to trust her gut.

“I wasn’t aware I had a signature. Besides the point, if I didn’t have the vest on, my bits’d be hangin’ out and that’s not somethin’ the whole school needs to see.” Roz wasn’t exactly fussed that her shirt was taken, it wasn’t even technically her shirt. “Careful you don’ fall, I don’ know where the lifeboats are.”

“If I fall —” She turned on her heel to face Roz as she bounced backwards on the stairs, doing the opposite that Roz asked. She was not being careful, at all. Hop! Honey was such a rebel. Hop!

Surprisingly, she was landing her jumps. “—you can dive in after me.” She giggled, her dimples apparent under the decorative rave-esque lights. Hop! Feeling a sudden slip, she grabbed onto the railing to play it cool. Like she wasn’t about to bust her ass. Totally intentional.

Hyperly turning around, her eyes lit up, “The pool!” Scurrying to the top, Honey, gaining top notch hustle, rushed to the water, while taking off her boots. That’s all she needed to take off. Shi’s clothes were practically a bathing suit! It showed so much skin. “Let’s play an ice breaker, Roz!” The first thing Honey did was reach her hand towards the falling water that went into the pool. Her body leaned forward enough to where her tushie was popping out, as she continued to stretch her arm closer to the waterfall.

Oooooh! It was cold.

The question that lingered in Roz’s mind was how much of this was Honey and how much of it was the alcohol? Roz was no stranger to drunks, hell she practically was raised by some, but all that had done was lead to the worst in people being dragged into the light. Maybe the school needed more people like Honey, someone whose alcohol consumption led to positivity instead of being wrapped around a toilet all night while social media feeds came up with new ways to humiliate someone whose only mistake was thinking watered down beer couldn’t get them drunk.

To say she was fascinated would be a bit of a stretch but shockingly, especially to Roz, she found herself nothing if not intrigued by Honey and her whims. Would Roz have dove in after her? Probably. That she couldn’t say the same about some of her ‘enemies’ was telling. When Honey looked like she was going to fall if not for the railing, Roz extended a hand then sharply snapped it back down to her side.

Roz brought up the rear, arriving at the pool moments after Honey had. “An ice breaker? What, like ‘never ever’ or somethin’? You’re already a bit sauced and I’m not gonna see you get more sloshed.” Roz stood near the edge of the pool, hands buried deep in the pockets of her vest as she watched Honey mess around a bit with the waterfall.

“’Sides, I get the feelin’ you know all about me, yeah? Lookin’ for some of my little secrets, is ya?”

“You make me sound like a stalker!” Honey giggled at the sentiment. If only. There was so much about Roz she didn’t know, so of course she wanted in on her secrets! That being said, secrets came after she built trust. This was her chance to cross the bridge from strangers to acquaintances. In Honey’s book, that would make her night a success.

Turning around to face Roz, resting her bottom on the edge of the pool, she nodded in agreement, “Sure, never have I ever works! But!” She rose her pointer finger to emphasize her ‘but’. “If you’ve done what I’ve never done, and same goes for me, we must talk about the experience. Okay?” Pause and…. go! “You can up the ante if you’d like, since you’re so bold.” Her eyes surveyed the bare areas of Roz, before she kiddishishly stuck out her tongue.

“Now, come join me! Pretty please!” She said please. With complete reckless abaddon, Honey ‘trust fell’ into the pool, soaking her entire body, including her face with paint.

Was she really all that bold, or was she just someone who didn’t care enough about social reputations to put on an act? Roz never figured she had much of a reputation to ruin, not like those who had their daddy’s bank accounts to cover up any slight or potential wrongdoing. DUI? Throw some money at the judge. Date rape a loud blonde girl? Slap on the wrist because daddy Greenbucks pisses hundreds in the staff bathroom. Compared to the worst sorts that walked the halls on platform shoes and on the backs of others, Roz wasn’t bold at all. She just wasn’t pretending to be something she wasn’t.

But, as she eyed Honey with a curious look that was equal parts fascination and amusement, Roz had to wonder if she always had to be ‘on’. There didn’t appear to be any others around, no doubt they were flocking to whatever poor sod would be the first to say yes to a bit of clothes free humping, and Honey was at that state of drunk where it was likely the only thing she would remember was getting wet. And not even remotely in the way that Roz was familiar with.

When Honey fell into the pool, Roz wasn’t certain it was fully intentional. The last thing she wanted was a drowning on her watch, but who the hell said ‘please’ before passing out? Moreover, what sort of bitter irony would there be in someone drowning in a pool while out on the ocean? Roz’s concern washed away as cleanly as the tide, and with it went her inhibitions - as if she had any to spare. “Sod it.” Roz was moments away from joining Honey, but there were two very important steps to take care of. First, she took off her vest and set it at pool side; second she dropped trou and folded her pants neatly next to her vest. Honey might not have cared about her clothing getting wet, but Roz had to walk home at least half way, and that was a quick trip to sick city.

It wasn’t as if she was in her birthday suit, but it was the next best thing. Just some unflattering hipsters that would probably come away being sheer and see through after being exposed to water, but then she was ‘bold’ wasn’t she? Roz joined Honey in the pool, not really a fan of the initial temperature but managing it with a soft, sudden wince. This was the price one paid for boldness. “There’s one to cross off the list. Never have I ever damn near skinny dipped.”

“Guilty.” Honey wiped her face, muffling her words, as she took off the glow in the dark face paint with the pool water. The optimistic blonde was focused on finding out more about her crush than looking at the glorious body that belonged to her. Before she told her story, she grabbed a nearby towel, which was conveniently placed near them and wiped her face (she didn’t want to get paint in her eyes).

When she was done, the blonde cleared her throat. “Okay, let’s see. After I moved here, from New York, my dad would tell me stories about him and his band. Mind you, I didn’t start attempting to try things until I was here for three years because a nine year old skinny dipping would be just weird… It doesn’t help I have a friend, who is basically my sister, that is a major bad influence. Much more… expressive and forward than me. You see all this?” Honey gestured to her wet rave clothes and the running paint, “This wouldn’t have been a thing without her help. I’m kinda’ a hippie, I guess? At school. So yeah, one night, with some of her friends… we kind of jumped off a cliff… nakey.” She paused, pushing her wet strands of blonde hair behind her ears. “It’s really liberating, once you throw your fear out the door. I was dared, so I had to do it… and I’m glad I did! Shows I got spunk sometimes.”

There was a saying about books and covers that came to mind as Roz listened to Honey’s story; she never figured the blonde for the type and by the sounds of it Roz wasn’t the only ‘bold’ one in the pool. The difference was that Roz didn’t have to be dared to be bold. Still, she was learning more than just the fact that Honey was a bit daring. East coaster, that probably explained why blondie didn’t have the stink of pretension about her. Father in a band, were they any good? Roz didn’t know but it was something to look into. Best friend, or damn near close to it, was likely the cause for Honey’s more wild actions. All useful information to keep on the back burner and edit as needed.

“You know a dare’s not legally bindin’, right? You don’t actually have to do what you’re dared to. Like if I dared you to streak on the top deck you wouldn’t have to. Don’t actually do it, I’s just sayin’.” That she even had to clarify was unlikely but at this stage she wouldn’t put it past Honey to take it as a challenge. “Me, I’ve never skinny dipped. I think you’ll find as this little game goes on that I’m a massive disappointment. Speakin’ of which...it’s your turn.”

“I can’t help it, though.” Honey whined and squirmed in the pool. “Once someone says dare, I’m like welp, time to prove them I can do just about anything! Unless it’s like murder or bad for the planet. Only books can do that stuff.” Reading was the best part of her day! Today talking to Roz was.

“Oh, yeah, my turn. Lemme see.” Subconsciously, Honey scooted closer to her company. They were too far apart! “Never have I ever… taken a selfie! Is that lame? That’s totally lame. I don’t know. Uh, whatever. I’m just going to go with it!” The blonde nervously laughed (which was cute), “It’s just like rude, I feel, to take out my phone and be like oh-em-gee look at this girl puking behind me. Snap!” When Honey was pretending to be a valley girl, she made sure she had the accent and all.

“Oh, that was rude of me. I shouldn’t make fun of how some girls sound…” Apologetic, but still enjoying herself.

Was it a lame question? Absolutely, but if nothing else it showed Roz just where Honey’s mind was at. Here was this bubbly thing all hopped up on bubbly sharing a pool with someone who moments ago she was cheering for and rather than dive into the nitty, gritty and potentially shitty here she was asking about selfies like an innocent flower blooming in the snow. Roz didn’t quite know how to process that and opted not to think about it for fear of it making her head hurt and spin.

“No offense, but I’m shocked you’ve not taken a selfie. Figure a girl like you’se the type that takes forty selfies before nine and only posts one. I’ve taken one, though. Not exactly as excitin’ a story as jumpin’ off a cliff bareassed but what can be. I needed a lockscreen for a new phone, I jokingly told my right hand man we should pose for a selfie like all the other vapid sorts. For irony’s sake. We did it, we laughed, and I chucked the photo in the bin.” It wasn’t Roz’s finest moment but a selfie of her had existed in one point in time; it was likely the only one that would ever exist.

“None taken! And yeah, I see that. But I guess I’m just kind of odd for girls our age. If I ever take a selfie, I will challenge myself and make a finger painting out of it! Because that seems more unique than just a selfie… okay… back on track. Your turn!” Honey covered her mouth excitably.

“Never have I ever...gone on a second date.” And now one of the subtler points of the game was exposed: little secrets about one’s self disguised as humorous asides. If it was true or not, only Roz could say.

“Does that mean you never got past the first?” Honey’s eyes suddenly grew sad. “I can’t believe no one would want to date you more! You’re so date material in my book.” Her book was small, but everything she said was genuine. Roz was first page in her book of who she thought was datable. Unique. Mysterious. Smart. Attractive. “Hey, I guess one date is more than me!” This should make her feel better. “Unless dates with my brother can count… they probably don’t count.”

“They don’t count unless your family’s runnin’ for office. Then it’s probably encouraged. Purity of blood and all.” Roz snorted a bit at her own comment regardless of its humor or if Honey found it half as humorous as Roz had. She’d be the first to admit that she was a bit off her game, but given the situation she figured it was allowed. Weird as it was, her confidence was all she had right now. “Yeah, means I never get past the first; sometimes don’t even make it through it. Maybe I pick the worst sorts but it’s like, half the time they expect me to fuck ‘em jus’ coz they took me to some fancy steakhouse. I don’ even kiss on a first date. Shockin’, innit? Not so bold after all, am I.”

Honey shook her head in disagreement and gave a smile of pure serenity, “I think it’s bold of you to say no and not pull out immediately. I know I for one wouldn’t want to kiss just anyone and I’d definitely not give my flower up either! In that aspect, I’m not my father.” There was silence, briefly, as Honey came to a sudden realization that there were some things she hadn’t forgiven her father on. Maybe she wasn’t too forgiving, as Jax would put it. Her dad was a good man, but dumb. Very dumb. He broke her dead mother’s heart and that was a hard pill to swallow.

Honey turned her attention to the pool water. Cupping her hands, she clapped them together, under the water, playing with herself (not lewdly) and causing the water to pop up. “I don’t think many people believe in romance anymore. At least, that’s what I notice. I see a lot of things. It’s hard to ignore two kids tonguing right by my locker or a girl leading a boy to the janitor’s room…” Part of her was curious how all that felt. Kissing so abruptly and fiercely, like that gearhead did to the newsie in the hallway. There was so much heat in those moments. She couldn’t help but stand there and watch in wonder and awe.

Would that ever happen to her? How would her love story be? Would it be like the movies? Like ‘Mamma Mia!’? Or like ‘Midnight in Paris’? “I don’t think people really notice me.” Standing next to Shiloh or Jax or both, it makes sense why she doesn’t shine as bright as them. Those two were crazy talented, crazy attractive, and crazy personable. She was kind of a dork, who did a lot with her hands and had her head stuck in the clouds or in a book. That’s really all she had going for her; she didn’t know what her favorite things to do were. She liked doing many things. A girl, who wasn’t typical and who lived in her own world. That was Honey in a nutshell.

Shaking her thoughts out of her head, she looked back up at Roz and childishly simpered, “My turn again! Never have I ever…. stole something! That cost more than TEN dollars. I accidentally walked out with a five dollar bracelet, but that’s about it.”

Suddenly Roz was feeling as if she should’ve kept her pants on, not that she figured a woman’s body was an unknown sight to Honey, but because she had done it to tease, to poke fun at the fact that Honey was unabashedly cheering for Roz back at the blackjack game. Now it was starting to feel like Roz was taking advantage of someone who was adorably innocent about some of the more finer matters of social life. Roz was not someone that surprised often or easily, but the surprise was in how she was responding to Honey; she didn’t think people like her existed in Beverly Hills High - but that’s probably because Honey was from the east coast by admission. If nothing else, Honey was certainly living up to her namesake. A sweet kid who was too good to be crushing on Roz.

“Romance ain’t dead.” Roz shook her head rather mildly, drawing her arm through the water and watching the ripples left in her wake. “Just that you ain’t gonna find it with people who trade sex like they’re stock options. What does anyone on this boat know about romance when there are rooms being rented out for sex like it’s a hooker’s hotel? When half the student body is willing to blow the other half for even a hint of notoriety, of course it’s gonna seem like romance is dead. That’s the thing. A bunch of rich kids with parents who get off on fucking over the little guy ain’t gonna know how to do anything but think with their dicks. Coz that’s what they are. To them, the only thing that matters is status. Dickin’ down the head cheerleader or jerkin’ off the Elite in a blowbang, it’s all about showing off. This party is an extension of that. Just bored kids with too much money waving their dick in the air because no one has ever told them no.”

The metaphor got lost from her halfway through her little rah-rah rant but she spoke with conviction enough to convince herself that what she was saying made sense. For a moment in time, Roz forgot the company she was keeping and offered a word of apology when the water calmed.

“Present company excluded, of course. Don’t stop believin’ in romance, it’ll find you.” The game was continuing and Roz had to shake her head to shift focus back to it. “I’ve never stolen from a store or anythin’. Between you an’ me, though, I’ve stolen somethin’ from every party I’ve gone to. The beach party a couple days ago? That beach house is missin’ a vase. Probably cost more than my neighbor makes in six months. I’ve been eyein’ a couple of the painting’s on this boat. If one goes missin’, you didn’t hear it from me.”

From her surprised expression to Roz’s sudden and unexpected rant to her giggle from Roz’s response to her ‘never have i ever’, Honey was caught in the moment and incredibly intrigued. If she could have it her way, she’d want this to last forever. Roz may have been caught off guard by her naïveté, but Honey was proven right with her theories and didn’t find anything wrong with her crush. She always felt there was more to Roz than being an oddity in a rich school. There was something about how she held herself, that spoke volumes to her. A strong woman who had many beliefs and opinions, because it was the main thing keeping her afloat.

It was her purpose.

The game was no longer on her mind.

“Oh, I know. Kids may not think like me, but I’ll continue believing romance is out there. I can’t judge their love stories, because I don’t know the full story. I don’t know their story. And really, you can’t know if your love story has a happy ending until you see it through. I guess a lot of things are subjective, don’t you think? This is probably why the Weekend Warrior is so popular! They stick to their guns and stir up the pot, even if it’s kind of hurtful, some of the things they say… I’m a very adamant reader. Of both the Black and Orange and the Weekend Warrior.” She nodded to her matter-of-fact. “I actually didn’t go to the New Years party, because I was spending the eve with my dad, but reading the WW really made me glad I wasn’t there.”

She paused to catch her breath, before looking into Roz’s eyes with a contemplative expression, “At the same time, I’ve seen these people, and don’t feel like the article was very accurate on who they are. Maybe I’m just hopeful. Maybe I think no one really has any huge agendas besides being a teen and trying to make high school not suck… Maybe I think there’s good in everyone... but I think part of why I keep up with the school paper and the WW is because I find it interesting how they both tell us how to think.

“I love reading how they voice their argument.” Honey leaned back on the pool’s rim, looking up at the ceiling, “Sorry, I went off on my own rant just now...” Honey was forgetting what the original point of their conversation was.

Were Roz one for vanity she might have smiled from the moment Honey mentioned being a reader of the Warrior. Granted she didn’t know Honey as well as she perhaps would’ve liked, but based purely on the night’s interactions she didn’t peg the girl for the type to bother with something like the Warrior. The reputation for the blog was that it was essentially Beverly Hills High’s very own tabloid and Roz resented the comparison. Tabloids dealt in bullshit stories for people that thought reality television was the pinnacle of human achievement. The Weekend Warrior was closer to a manifesto, a call to arms for any student who felt out of place or pushed around by the faux authority of the ruling class that was a high school caste system.

It killed her that no one seemed to understand that. It killed her twice that it was seen as little more than a burn blog.

“You read Weekend Warrior? It’s a bit rubbish, unless you like your journalism yellower than piss at a drug test.” Roz doubted that Honey was aware that the creator and head contributor to the Weekend Warrior was floating in the pool and she would prefer to keep it that way. The point of anonymity was to make the students feel that any one of them could be the Warrior and while she trusted Honey enough to let her guard down, she didn’t trust a host who took time to specifically roll out the red carpet for her.

“If I were you I wouldn’t poison your mind with that rubbish. From what I’ve seen you’ve a good head on your shoulders. It’d be a shame to lose it.” If it was odd to slander her own work, Roz didn’t seem particularly bothered by it. Likely because they were her words and she was allowed her criticisms so long as they came from her. Or Number One. “How someone like you hasn’t been swallowed up by this school I don’t know. You’re interestin’, Honey.”

Being in the pool relaxed her body and having drank as much as she did, when she’s never drank that much before, inevitably made Honey’s high turn to a crash. Her eyes were getting heavy, it was probably way past the time she found herself snuggled in a blanket burrito reading a book or a variety of articles. “I like reading and I like to know what everyone’s talking about. The Weekend Warrior happens to be the most talked about thing.” She let out a wide yawn before continuing, “I’ll be okay, I promise. To get ‘swallowed’ in this school, I need friends.” She chuckled at her unfortunate reality. “But I don’t think a good friend would change who I am. I’ll do my best to keep my optimism for as long as I’m alive. It’s the only way I know how to be.”

Over time (during their conversation) all distance was broken between them. Absentmindedly, Honey rested her head on Roz’s shoulder. “You’re more interesting, Roz. You got a good head on your shoulders too... very smart, very wise, very strong.... Sure, you got lots of pent up anger and aggression, all that spice, but you’re still good.” There was a pause as the blonde gradually closed her eyes and mumbled, “Yeah, still good.”

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