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3 yrs ago
Current "Is this a joke? What, you think--You think I can't deal with a CAT?"
5 yrs ago
"You're a slave to history."
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6 yrs ago
"He was infuriated to see Jinguuji-san eating with another man."
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7 yrs ago
"When you get to the point where you can laugh at your mistakes, you'll find new things to replace what you lost."
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7 yrs ago
"Damn stupid sun, making it morning whenever it wants even though I'm sleepy. Who does it think it is? Doesn't it know it has me to thank for its continued existence? "
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You showed up.

One way or another, you've arrived at my profile. You've taken a wrong turn in an alleyway because you didn't pay enough attention to your map. You've heard of something cool and new and thought maybe you'd see what all the fuss is about? Or maybe it is that you noticed like me updating my status or were lurking through an RP or something I am in and just kinda clicked my profile, that happens too. Regardless, you'll come to learn that your actions have consequences. Not this one since you can always just, like, leave.

I have a few names and I don't mind being called whatever you fancy at that given time. KingofTheSpectrum, FamishedPants, ChadChadlainn. Any derivative of these is fine as well. Most tend to use Pants, however. I'm nearing my thirties and enjoy games, anime, V-tubers, and visual novels. You can find my still-obsolete list here as it contains everything important on it.

As for games particularly, I am a huge fan of Devil May Cry, Metal Gear Solid, Nier and its sequel, FFXIV, and recently, Project Wingman.I tend to lean towards shooters and action games, but I have also wasted 8+ years on League of Legends. I think the only games I tend to avoid are card games and sports games, but there can always be exceptions.

For anime, I tend to watch whatever looks entertaining. It doesn't have to be good. I've seen a lot of the generic, poor-quality isekai harems that are out there. It's difficult to remember what I actually genuinely like, but Chaika the Coffin Princess comes to mind, as well as FMA: Brotherhood. I'm currently enjoying Tokyo Revengers.

I've read my fair share of visual novels, as my list would tell you. I can't recommend going through Muv Luv Extra/Unlimited, then playing Alternative enough! Big fan of Rance, Grisaia no Kajitsu, and Demonbane as well. I could probably go on and on about them, but I'll stop here.

Also, fuck you, Broken.

Most Recent Posts

@6slyboy6
Maybe Vesta should gatecrash this fight? Show them a thing or two? XD


>Implying Vesta could even hold a candle to the combat mastermind that is Heinrich to get to them.

She's way in over her head, buddy. Because no matter what she does, Heinrich is going to look fabulous, even as he dies horribly. Someone as weak-willed as her to get angry over Aleph couldn't hope to ignore Ford.

.... ;c

@6slyboy6

Putting yourself in the air makes you an easy target to the guy who is literally blessed with luck and the other nerd who processes things like a computer, regardless of smoke and mirrors. And glorified thugs? Recall that both Coren and Aleph were merely there to help, but were insulted and threatened out of nowhere.

Actually that brings a question...how the fuck is this gonna work then? Cause if anytime NPC's die they just come back, wouldn't that just make them immortal? Except, ya know, they don't remember or know that. And so we can just kill NPC's and they come back and everyone just forgets it even happened when they do?


NPC's only come back in certain scenarios, unlike PCs.
Can't answer the question, but I realized I want this to be the theme whenever anybody dies from now on.
@FamishedPants



When Lucina shouts that during sex. ///blushu
goo.gl/photos/g2GTwjSTPqghBBJk9

The first image is a modern day CIWS trying to hit a fast moving yet, on the full 3D scale, with both clear sight and radar capabilities. It cannot really.

On the second you can see your guy aim perfectly for a man's CROTCH and arm through a THICK BLACK SMOG, perfectly aiming at long distances as if it was a 2D shooter game.

Just thought I'd share my thoughts and awesome pictures.


No, see, "aim" implies he lined the shot up and fired at those spots specifically, when really all he did was blindly fire after predicting that they would be airborne. Considering he responded rather quickly to the jump, I doubt there was an incredible amount of distance the shot even had to travel.

@6slyboy6@6slyboy6

Err, my bad. I was rushing through that post so I could play some Gays of War 4~! I have edited the post accordingly.
Aleph Banton



"I say when it ends!"







Put quite simply, Aleph enjoyed stories with a strong plot, fun or great characters with believable development, and interesting fight scenes to go along with the conflict, should there be any of that content in said story. It is because of this that even had Aleph grown up on Earth and had access to the kind of show this man was referencing, he would still not understand the man due to it fitting none of the criteria previously stated. But of course, Aleph did not recognize these terms were from another world and simply figured that the reason he sounded crazy was because the man was evil, and Aleph did not particularly understand evil. That had to be it.

It had seemed the lady desired leave this area as soon as humanly possible, and as Aleph's business was protecting her from these guys and more importantly, protecting the world from this "Ronin" in particular, he had no desire to stop her. The further she was from these crazed men, the better. Around this time, the mutt and the fake samurai tried to pull one over on Aleph and his companion.

Of course, Aleph was not going to have any of that, especially right now.

"Stop right there!"

Though he was incapable of seeing them, that did not prevent the young Hero from firing at them with his concussive blasts he had used earlier on Vesta. Understanding that they intended to jump their way out of this mess, Aleph fired upwards with three blasts and as blind as they were, one of them had missed. The other two, however, did not. As Luck would have it, he managed throw them towards two vital areas on his opponents.

One area was where Grian was holding Kurokono from. The suddenness and power from the blast would surely cause him to lose grip of the Ronin, meaning he would be leaving alone. The other, of course, would strike Kurokono himself in a very delicate place, a place where no man should ever be hit. The pain would likely be severe. Considering there wasn't really a way to see these blasts coming due to the darkness, it wasn't likely they would be able to evade it, but who knows.

Hopefully the young lady that suddenly joined them was doing okay. Maybe his companion was seeing to that?
@Noodles lol.

"learn something like Rasengan and become Hokage~~"

Damn I am crying XDD

Anyways your guy is still with me right, cause it'll be a bumpy ride.


Well, if you guys are going to run away and try to meme me, the least I can do is meme back.
@Sir Lurksalot No offense to F.P but the guy looks like he'd be bigger than Zin all together and probably have cartoonishly large muscles, But she wouldn't complain really.


I imagine Heinrich is scaled down a little since Jojo characters and characters from other animu and mangos are of completely different stature. Heinrich looks like a fabulous bodybuilder, but he isn't Jojo-big. That said, he's still not small. But don't worry, I don't take offense. Heinrich would prefer if there were less people drooling over him, even if I might find it entertaining.

However, I am triggered by you shortening my name to F.P. Like, on a scale of 1 to 10 I would be a solid Anita Sarkeesian playing God of War.
Heinrich Ford



"Fuko da"







Today was a day like any other.

At least, that was what Heinrich had wanted to believe, being a person unaccustomed to nor caring for change in his daily routine. Of course, since he arrived in this strange world a single month ago, things had changed drastically.

Removing some of his luscious locks from in front of his eye as he walked, Heinrich still felt uncomfortable trying to navigate the streets. He wasn't one to walk frequently to begin with, but he was especially having trouble dealing with his new, fabulous body he had come to own upon entering this world. It was the result of his blessing, the one that forced him to be aesthetically pleasing at all times. Being a NEET and never really applying himself to anything, particularly physically, his old body was shorter and rounder --- by far.

In public, he had used to be called fat.

But nowadays, this was much different. He was the pinnacle of physical fitness. If he had a stat chart indicating all of his physical abilities, they would read "S", even standing above an "A". And, of course, he looked absolutely gorgeous to boot! Heinrich himself could acknowledge that his sex appeal was a resounding "yes" on a scale of 1 to 10. But even if he was in denial, the countless men, women, and even beasts had all given him looks that confirmed this. To be honest, he wasn't sure if there had ever been anybody who he had passed this past month who hadn't stared longingly at him. And at first, that was fairly creepy. Now it was just irritating. Why did his body have to stand out so? The worst part is that he couldn't even hide it! He wasn't incapable of wearing clothing, but he was not allowed to wear anything that didn't stand out, so there was little point, really.

"Hah, this just the worst! Why can't all these people just leave me alone!?"

He had wanted to scream this from the top of his lungs. Of course, he could not. It would not allow him. Saying something like that aloud would be very unsightly, after all, and he could not have that. Instead, he continued wearing a rather determined face as he strolled forwards as though he had a distinct purpose for each and every action, with every movement betraying complete confidence in himself. His body was really good at making it look like he was doing something important, when really all he was doing was taking a walk. He needed to clear his mind and think of what he wanted to do with this new, horrible life he was cursed with.

"Kyaa~!" a nearby woman passed out spontaneously upon gazing at him.

This was his power. In particularly weak-willed people, he could essentially enthrall them and get them to do whatever he wanted. Whether he wanted to or not. That, or like this particular woman, some would faint upon witnessing his form. He wasn't sure if it was actually a power or if people were that susceptible to beauty, but either way it caused him nothing but trouble.

And because he was both above lowly peasants like her and also because it would be a pain to check on her, he decided to pretend as though nothing happened continued to walk the road. He was good at ignoring problems that weren't his own, just like all that commotion that was going on recently.

Until... Vesta blocked his path.

Since she quite literally just appeared in front of him with like she was cut/pasted into this world, it startled him as he was merely inches away from her. He startled back, but due to the nature of his "blessing", it looked fully conscious and ended with him in a pose that had his back slanted and a finger pointing at the woman, almost as though he were accusing her of something. This being how his reflexes turned out, he only held this very briefly before returning to his normal stance, which, as it turns out, was also a pose.

"You... where did you come from?" he questioned, quite noticeably suspicious of her sudden appearance, unlike the rest of the immediate crowd, who acted as though she had been there from the start.

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