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3 yrs ago
Current "Is this a joke? What, you think--You think I can't deal with a CAT?"
5 yrs ago
"You're a slave to history."
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6 yrs ago
"He was infuriated to see Jinguuji-san eating with another man."
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7 yrs ago
"When you get to the point where you can laugh at your mistakes, you'll find new things to replace what you lost."
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7 yrs ago
"Damn stupid sun, making it morning whenever it wants even though I'm sleepy. Who does it think it is? Doesn't it know it has me to thank for its continued existence? "
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You showed up.

One way or another, you've arrived at my profile. You've taken a wrong turn in an alleyway because you didn't pay enough attention to your map. You've heard of something cool and new and thought maybe you'd see what all the fuss is about? Or maybe it is that you noticed like me updating my status or were lurking through an RP or something I am in and just kinda clicked my profile, that happens too. Regardless, you'll come to learn that your actions have consequences. Not this one since you can always just, like, leave.

I have a few names and I don't mind being called whatever you fancy at that given time. KingofTheSpectrum, FamishedPants, ChadChadlainn. Any derivative of these is fine as well. Most tend to use Pants, however. I'm nearing my thirties and enjoy games, anime, V-tubers, and visual novels. You can find my still-obsolete list here as it contains everything important on it.

As for games particularly, I am a huge fan of Devil May Cry, Metal Gear Solid, Nier and its sequel, FFXIV, and recently, Project Wingman.I tend to lean towards shooters and action games, but I have also wasted 8+ years on League of Legends. I think the only games I tend to avoid are card games and sports games, but there can always be exceptions.

For anime, I tend to watch whatever looks entertaining. It doesn't have to be good. I've seen a lot of the generic, poor-quality isekai harems that are out there. It's difficult to remember what I actually genuinely like, but Chaika the Coffin Princess comes to mind, as well as FMA: Brotherhood. I'm currently enjoying Tokyo Revengers.

I've read my fair share of visual novels, as my list would tell you. I can't recommend going through Muv Luv Extra/Unlimited, then playing Alternative enough! Big fan of Rance, Grisaia no Kajitsu, and Demonbane as well. I could probably go on and on about them, but I'll stop here.

Also, fuck you, Broken.

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@FamishedPants You useless pile of human biowaste why did you even tag me for that stupid shit ? I should rip you down to your base material and make you into something useful like a toaster so I could kill myself in a bathtub.

Thanks for the heads up, It was really useful human. Thanks again.




I mean,

No problem. My pleasure. C:
So, what's everyone up to?


Memes.

@lunarlors34@liferusher@Spriggs27@demonspade64

Heinrich has been edited into my last post. C:
shenanigans.




I don't know what the OST for a fight with the madman should be, but I do know that the endgame fights always have to have some of the absolute best OSTs.

Like a long time down the road, we somehow have to fight an evil god. I know this would fit. We just have to scale backwards in epicness.
Aleph Banton



"Are you hurt? Let me help you."






“I’m alright. but I don’t give a damn about myself. If my men are hurt I want you to attend to them first." she told him. He could respect the selflessness of such a request. Aleph listened to her introduce herself after. "I am Maria von Hohenzollern of the Iron Bell Knights. Bless your heart. I must once again rely on the kindness of strangers.”

While he was a bit disappointed she didn't seem intent on letting him assist her, he did have to admire the noble heart she owned. To put her own subordinates above herself in priority was something he had not seen many people do. Not all people were so kind. Despite this, Aleph figured he may as well bless this kind knight with his name. "I am Aleph Banton, the Hero." he said. "Although it won't be too much, I will absolutely do what I can for your people." he assured, his words seemed very genuine, like he was promising this woman he would do whatever was within his power -- perhaps even more!

...But there simply wasn't too much for him to do. Aside from the man who took the brunt of the explosion, most others had gotten off with mere scratches. For example, the elf who had jumped off the building alongside Maria and the other knight was untouched. Aleph hadn't seen exactly what she did to get from the roof to the street without injury, but he figured she must have used a spell to break her fall. But all that was unimportant to Aleph, who simply needed to be useful right now. Besides, she had just ran off. That left but one possible person.

It seemed if there was anybody he could help, it would be the final grounded knight. Aleph hadn't seen her face just yet, since he had immediately gone for Maria as she seemed the most likely to be injured, so he could only gather that she may have been burned in the blast. He hoped that was the case, because otherwise that could mean she had a horrible sense for fashion. Who does the burned-hair look nowadays anyway?

"Hello!" he called out, approaching Tani. "I know only a very basic healing spell, but it should be enough to heal minor burns no problem." at this point, the knight was holding the sword to the sky. It did seem a bit strange, but because he couldn't see her face from behind, he wasn't put off to the point where he was cautious. Perhaps it was some new knight procedure? It didn't matter to him. "Hey." Aleph placed a hand on her shoulder (having made sure she wasn't hurt there). "Are you hurt at all?"

How oblivious.

Heinrich Ford



"You probably don't want to stand there. Just saying."







Now that he had thought about it, did the terrified woman not just shout out a particularly interesting word to the dragon cosplayer, this "Parallex" woman as Celestia had referred to her as? He had not heard that word since the day he departed Earth for this... hellhole of magic and clingy people! Heinrich was a bit worried she was a bit on the duller side when it came to matters of the mind considering she immediately tried to encourage the person who was just trying to cut her down to resume the action once more. Well, it was very possible she was panicked and just incapable of rational thought at the moment, though one would expect her to be a lot more submissive even then.

Heinrich just wanted to live a quiet life, but there wasn't any good quality links that was quite certainly asking for too much in this world. He was sure of this from the very moment that this man started trying to instigate things between him and three other people! Well, it was not as though Heinrich could fight or really help at all, but he certainly LOOKED like he could, if anything. So why would this man jump down and try to make enemies of potentially three people? Maybe this man was part of his divine curse? He wasn't sure of the specifics of his own blessing, but could it be that living a peaceful life wasn't "aesthetically pleasing" or whatever!? Did fate want him to go mad? At this point, he would not deny the possibility.

"Mr Ford I believe you should attend to the girl there. Make sure she is calmed down and ok. Ms Parallex stand back. Once we find Avery I'll see to it they attend to your wounds." Vesta ordered.

Despite looking as though she wanted to roast the guy who just appeared, she at least kept a level mind, or so Heinrich thought. Heinrich did not have any problems following her suggestion, as he was thinking moments ago that this lady was probably not in a mentally-well state currently. He wasn't sure what he could do besides ask basic questions, but whatever, as long as he was doing something that would even barely distract him from this fiesta occurring right in front of him.

Heinrich strode towards the woman a few steps before she took shelter behind the guy who was clearly having a hard time justifying his sudden intrusion and accusations. This could be troublesome. He was moderate sure this man would soon be the target of some form of magic, likely rocks and the kind judging by Vesta's hisses towards him. Heinrich did not particularly wish to be a casualty of the fight. So, Heinrich approached the two as much as he could, as far to the side as he could and still reasonably speak to this woman. Luckily, she seemed to be keeping an eye on him already, so this would make things easier.

"Miss, I would suggest you take a few steps backwards." he warned. "I was made to question your mental stability when you decided to call someone on the verge of killing you an idiot, but even then, surely you can understand that the man right next to you may as well be called "ground zero". If you have sustained any injuries from being attacked, we can get you somewhere safe to get them treated, but you do have to be alive for this to be possible."

Oh, well now that he thought about it... she probably wouldn't know what ground zero even meant. Well, one could likely infer from contextual clues what it likely meant. Hopefully.
I believe I should be posting with Aleph, yes? I will get to that as soon as I am free but MGQ Paradox is pretty fun so we'll see how long that takes.
@liferusher

I request more Yaya. Yaya a best, but I can't put Yaya on my signature because then it wouldn't be BITES ZA DUSTO. ;c

@Spriggs27

Also like fuck man, I've never been tagged that much before. I-I'm a bit... embarrassed kyaaaaaaaaa~

We don't have to be buddies or guys or pals... perhaps we could be something more~? I'll sing you a song~

Edit: @lunarlors34 Since Vesta made it through the Aleph battle without murderkilling everybody around her, I expect Heinrich to make survive and not be a casualty in the inevitable explosion. C:
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Jokes on you, my throat is made of synthetic material, it wouldn't kill me or scare me in the slightest.

Just trying to help there buddy.


I have made a small edit. Luckily, I didn't have to do much to my post at all. Heinrich isn't in a position or able to really help, after all XD
@FamishedPants I think you forgot the part with Dante attempting to put his sword to Zin's throat.


I'll fucking put a knife in your throat if you call me out on my mistakes again DX<<<<<<<<<<<
Oh, okay. I will try to make my post less shit, I'm so lost in general XD






"Testing a metia?" the man repeated.

If he could remember correctly, a metia was essentially a magical artifact that were capable of odd things. There was a small chance he might have believed her, if only her delivery was not botched like it was. His doubt was evident in his tone, but instead of pressing the matter, he continued walking in the direction of the Crescent Moon.

"I see."

Keeping his head facing forwards and away from her, Heinrich hid a quiet sigh from the woman. He would have preferred she merely just tell him that she didn't want to say anymore instead of making excuses, but there was likely a reason for that. Maybe she was not capable of properly explaining it? She could still be confused on the phenomenon that occurred. And while it did pique Heinrich's interest, he was not going to push the subject any further, as promised. It was simply none of his business and since she either seemed as though she had no intention of speaking about it in detail, or that she couldn't, he would leave it at that.

"It matters no regardless. Instead what matters is that I find my attendant and-" the Celestia had begun to say, only to stop mid-sentence.

A bit confused as to her sudden quietness, Heinrich stopped and turned to face her, only to notice she was visibly perturbed by something, but the young man was not quite sure what that something was. And as soon as she had stopped, she started up again only to head off in a completely wrong direction.

Isn't that a symptom of some kind of illness?

Ford could not help but to wonder if this woman had some form of attention-span problem. It was kind of random and sudden to just take off like she did. But it was not as though he had anything better to do, and he would probably be better off with her than alone considering all the commotion that was going on today. So, after a few brief moments to think it over, Heinrich was now following Vesta, though he was not sure where this woman had decided she had suddenly wanted to go.

....Nani?

A strange sight stood before them as Celestia had finally came to a stop a few streets down. It was some sort of cosplayer with an exaggerated sword in a stance that clearly indicated she was intending to wipe this poor normie girl from the face of the Earth, err, well, technically it was no longer Earth, was it? Either way, this situation was not very "good" and required some fast talking, were the objective to stop said girl from possibly dying a gruesome death. Assuming the cosplayer didn't hyperventilate and die on the spot, as it also appeared as though she was incapable of properly finishing the job. Seeing a pitiful, crying young woman and a cosplayer who ran out of breath while swinging a sword at said woman was... a bit sad, a very confusing. A bit entertaining, too.

Speaking of breath, the cosplayer had suddenly sneezed when Vesta called out to her. Rather than fire snot, she fired... well, fire. That certainly wasn't normal at all. Where did all the normal go?

Hmm, fire magic of sorts? I haven't seen anybody blow it out of their mouth like a dragon though.

That is when it hit Heinrich that the girl was probably cosplaying like a dragon. Or maybe she was one? He caught part of a popular story (or was it this world's history) about a dragon, but he had never seen one before. He didn't know if they were extinct or what, but if this girl was no simple cosplayer, then he was worried about how someone who looks so human had dragon in them. Could dragons transform into people, or was there some breeding between a human and a dragon? That was...

...probably painful.

As it turned out, though, Vesta was at least acquainted with this fire-sneezing woman. Of course she was. Heinrich worried about the company that she kept, and hoped that this was as weird as it got. He may have been a bit weird himself, but aside from the NEET part of it, he could at least blame his "blessing" for that.

Vesta seemingly spoke to this cosplayer dragon as though she were her superior, though, and by the way she walked out there with nothing to arm her, Heinrich figured she had this under control. And that turned out to be the case, as instead of attacking the unarmed Vesta, the cosplayer merely complained about the other girl calling her a "Horned Freak" and something about an explosion harming her.

Why was this girl exploding? Why was she sneezing fire? What was even going on anymore?

Many questions swirled round and round in Heinrich's mind, but more questions arose as he kept thinking about it. So eventually... Heinrich stopped thinking entirely.

Dwelling on the oddity of the situation was going nowhere, so he figured he may as well go with the proverbial flow here. "You seem to keep yourself in... interesting company, Celestia." Ford commented, turning his eye towards this dragon cosplayer. His eyes held a piercing glare, the kind you see in most shitty OC sheets might imagine a king would give a peasant when ordering them around. Of course, his tone contradicted his condescending face by sounding rather bored, and in truth it was because at this particular moment and in the lighting, such a face was apparently the most "aesthetic" according to his "blessing".

"Perhaps she was trying to give you treatment?" he suggested, in his bored voice. "I can't say she appears to be too threatening. Especially when she can't into color coding XDDDDD"

Around this time, Dante had effectively parkoured down onto the ground and was readying himself to presumably put his blade towards the dragon's throat. Heinrich wanted to scream. He hated being around people to begin with, and he wasn't good at dealing with commotion in the first place. Something had to give, he was only here for a minute!

Assuming that Vesta didn't decide to launch an attack at the boy, and assuming that the dragon cosplayer was either caught or simply evaded without retaliation, Heinrich would go on to close his eyes and mentally scream at the fact that he couldn't physically scream.

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