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25 days ago
Current People are torn apart in the status bar ? Not me. I am heavier than iron, splitting me apart will release dangerous levels of energy.
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1 mo ago
I got money, I'll just buy the whole prison including all inmates from the state, but not before placing a bet on the financial markets that crime rate will massively increase very soon and suddenly.
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3 mos ago
Colleagues told me I'd look like a viking. I'm not sure whether that's a compliment, a warning, something derogative or all of these things.
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3 mos ago
I'd change the name from 'President' to 'Presidentist' to troll the nation. If a press conference is too noisy, I let a piece of chalk screech on an old whiteboard in front of the microphone.
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6 mos ago
Why doesn't the US government order the invasion of their own country, North America got plenty of natural resources, too! *looks at ICE and national guard activities* Oh wait, they already are...
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Who the hell is this person behind those many miles of fiber optics and copper cable ?

  • I'm a 34 year old guy.
  • ... who's working as a software developer
  • ... and enjoys roleplaying as a casual hobby to distract himself from ongoing stress


And into which hell will I descend with you participating in one of my roleplays?

  • I'm a fantasy addict: medieval high and low!
  • I'd consider myself to be a low casual roleplayer, 3 paragraphs per post on average.
  • My schedule varies. It might happen that I won't be able to post at all for a week, but then again it might happen that I'll reach a sweet spot inside which I can go on a posting rampage. I'd say one can expect 1-2 posts a week from me, depending on the lengths involved.
  • English is not my native language, but so far I've not encountered anyone who had had trouble with me over that :)


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besides, I want someone to kill >:D


As I by now appear to be doomed right from the beginning since I made the decision to go for a serf - which, btw., wasn't exactly what I had originally started the character's creation with, but the GM's advice -: I'd appreciate it if you would put a comparable effort into destroying my character that I put into its creation... And it would've been a bit fairer if I had been warned about this outcome beforehand.
@Eviledd1984
Madawc turned his head. That guy was following him ? Well, what had he expected... Seems as if he had found a companion. Madawc slowed his buckling horse until Xavier was aside him. "So. I'm Madawc. What's your name and what did take you into this misery ?"
@Fetzen Hey, losing is FUN!


That depends on how long it takes until death arrives or the group decides to say "Kostya get off you bloody moron!" :D
@LokiLeo789 If mine survives long enough :) Atm he seems to be the only one who has the severe weakness of not having any weapon's experience/training - simply didn't see any explanation how a serf working on the field/in the mine could come to that. Not sure if he requires a bit more of balancing.
@LokiLeo789 Wow. I'm wondering which of our characters actually has got more muscle :D
So at least Elwood isnt totally alone anymore :)

Btw. @OtomostheCrazy: Out of interest: Does Hrrstag's physical appearance come close to your imaginations ?
@TheUnknowableAgmundr started thinking. According to the information currently available to him, what was it what the fort needed most urgently ? Food and security! As far as he knew silver wasn't an important metal for making weapons, armor or building something, and it would take a while to drive the goblins out of the mine and get the operation going again. He concluded that on the bottom line, more could be achieved in the same amount of time by building an additional wall to gain a protected area for farming or doing other things.

"I opt for the forest" he said. Driving a saw or an axe should be something he would be fairly good at, and he wouldn't be exposed to very dim light where one could clearly see the light in his eyes... What an utterly useless feature of his undead existence this was! That glow was bright enough to tell everybody he wasn't completely normal, but it wasn't bright enough for him to read in the dark. It was just annoying! There was one question however that popped up in his mind and that he wanted an answer for immediately: "Erm... can you tell me when the next full moon will be ? I've lost track of time a bit during that cruise."
Hello there.

as the GM in the other RP has gone missing without announcement (at least none I've heard of), players have begun to bail out again and my hope of the RP ever getting of the ground is dwindling, I've changed my mind about personal no-nos and added enough modifications to make a substantial difference.

@MetronomeHere's my application.

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