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6 yrs ago
Current Imagine thinking a root beer other than A&W is the best
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7 yrs ago
Shut the fuck up nerds
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Fuck off Garde
8 yrs ago
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8 yrs ago
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@floodtalon@Lmpkio

Alexi's theme, add more Russia.


Ya'll are late to the pacific rim party.

On a more battle related note. Miyu'll be enhancing Henry's Halberd with Traitor's Blade, which basically renders it into a Silver Eye Two Player Team Up Cheater's Blade.


It's just like Pacific Rim!
Henry's battle theme


Henry Pearl Avaritia The 2nd

@Lmpkio@The 42nd Gecko@Lucius Cypher


Henry popped his shoulder back into place with a grunt of pain as he got back up to witness Zeruel absorbing his sword into his gross tendril body. And then Henry saw red. He began to fire more missiles at Zeruel, but these ones were easily cut down as Zeruel used his sword to destroy them. Diana and Suparna ran by but they didn't matter, what mattered was getting his blade back from this pretentious fucking prick! Zeruel began boasting about how strong his defenses were and Henry was literally fucking boiling with rage as he grabbed a spear and threw it at Zeruel as hard as he could. But that didn't matter as a literal god sized lizard began rampagaing around, with Zeruel growing to match its size.

"THAT'S MY FUCKING SWORD!" Zeruel would hear as Henry rocketed upwards with his eyes shining a practically blinding Silver. A flash of light would blind everyone in the area for a few seconds, but as Zeruel gained his vision back he would realise one very important mistake he made when fighting Henry. Never take his stuff. A Demonic Mecha stood in the place of Henry, wielding a massive halberd in its right hand and with a equally big shield attached to its left arm. Henry was in the cockpit, his usual cocky grin replaced with a sociopathic rage as he already began to swing the halberd at Zeruel in an attempt to lop him in half. "You're not the only asshole with a power upgrade!"
Jin Sunrise

Location: the Park - Quenched Forest Cinders
Talking with: Sister Sophia @DracoLunaris


She accepted the apple juice and jumped down, landing gracefully and without any pain either. He was so going to take all her shit after he killed her. Except for the jetpack, he had no idea how to use a jetpack. She took a few moments to look him over, it was clear from her body language that she underestimated him, probably thought he was just another punk with a beam katana. Not that she was wrong, but this punk with a beam katana was going to remover her head from her body so... yeah.

She removed her helmet with the weird centipede arm and reached out with the normal arm for a handshake, at least she was being polite about the whole thing. Jin resisted the urge to go for his sword and remove her hand and instead offered his own for a firm handshake. "Agreed, it smells like burnt people everywhere." After the handshake Jin looked around for a moment and headed towards another shack. "I'm gonna go grab you that apple juice. These campers really liked their sweets so it shouldn't be too hard." After walking into a random house he headed into the kitchen and grabbed a carton of apple juice he had already spiked with rat poison. Jin waited a minute so it seemed like he was actually looking then walked back out towards Sophia.

"Found some." He tossed her the apple juice and took a moment to look at her without her helmet. White hair, young, looks like she scowls a lot, taller than him, strange cross necklace (likely a symbol of her god), overall a 6/10 for him, would not date. This was all done in a fraction of a second as he also observed that she had a lot of guns. Definitely stuff he wanted. Maybe in another life he actually would've joined up with her, this was some pretty sweet tech she was rocking. But alas, today was the day she would die.
Ignition
??? Forest

@Lugia@Shiny Keldeo


The sun was shining and Ignition was having a great nap as he dreamed about racing fast dudes and beating them, taking their money and pride. His latest challenger was a Rapidash and it stood no chance against Vincent as he blasted past her so fast he created a sonic boom. "Heh... yeah... pay up..." He mumbled in his sleep as the sun moved into just the right position to shine in his face and end his wonderful dream. Vincent yawned as he slowly uncurled his body and got up. As he looked around the small forest he was calling his temporary home he noticed an envelope lying on the ground, on the top right corner was a very distinctive black triangle stamp. "Can't even give me the message myself? Damn, some people are so rude nowadays." He joked to himself with a smile as he picked up the letter and opened it.

We found a possible Pokémon that was involved in the stargates reopening. She is new and we think she is one of the ones that came from it. She is a Vulpix and lives somewhere in Medburn. Scout her out today and after the sun goes down makes sure she doesn't wake up tomorrow. This is your first job. Don't. Mess. It. Up. Or the leader will not be pleased.

~ Myria


Vincent dropped the letter on the ground and jabbed it with his tail, rendering it unreadable with a giant hole in the middle of it. Time to get rolling. Vincent curled up into a ball and blasted out of the forest and towards Medburn, it would take him less than an hour to get there despite the distance. On his way he made it a game to see how many stray Pokemon he could run over. The answer was 6.

Medburn


As he arrived the town was in a state of panic, there was an earthquake and many of the town Guild members were trying to provide everyone with assistance. Losers. As he walked around town he saw a few interesting things, most interesting of all being Mizu. Vincent cracked a smile at the Gabite but otherwise said nothing, he had his mission and Mizu probably did too if he was here. Speaking of his mission, he saw the Vulpix setting a trap at the entrance of the Guild. Kid wasn't too bad either, needed to learn how to stay quiet though. The Vulpix was now yelling at a random Amaura about how he had interrupted him setting the trap and Vincent couldn't help but groan as he witnessed this idiot.

He made sure to stay out of their line of vision, because he actually understood how to be stealthy, and continued to observe them. If this kid really came from the Stargate then killing him was probably doing the world a favor honestly. Whatever.
Ah shit. I forgot about Cheater's blade... I was meaning to have him dodge regardless, but forgot about it at the last second.

I-Is it too late to re-knee that into my previous post?


Go for it dude

Henry Pearl Avaritia The 2nd

@Lmpkio@The 42nd Gecko@Lucius Cypher


Henry was unfazed by his axes being blocked so easily, this was the chance he needed while he was in close. He stabbed downwards with the Cheater's Blade, letting Zeruel knee him in the chest while he pierced straight through Zeruel's knee with the Cheater's Blade and pinned him to the ground. Zeruel then swatted him away towards the ocean, which was still on fire, so Henry wanted none of that. He grabbed onto one of the last spears which was still embedded into the ground, he roared with pain as he stopped his momentum and dislocated his shoulder in the same second. Francisca was going for the killing blow now, but she definitely couldn't take a blow from the Laguna Angel, she wasn't made of the same tough stuff Henry was. "Hey Laguna! Eat this fucker!" He yelled as his eyes glowed and missiles formed in the middle of the air, igniting and firing straight towards Zeruel. Hopefully those could give Fran the distraction she needed to end the fight with her weird sex poison. "Oh my god I'm relying on Fran to win the fight. What the fuck am I doing?" He muttered as he attempted to relocate his shoulder by himself.


Shade


Shade giggled as Luna scolded him for missing yet another meeting. "What can I say? I never get tired of sleeping! Kehehehehehe!" He began to laugh once more as he thought up another joke. "Who knows, maybe Spirit can get me to clean up my act! Kehehehehehehehehe!" Oh man he's on a roll today. Shade looked the Buizel over and smiled, could be a fun one to prank later. Very nervous, very scareable. Very... full of potential maybe? Shade squinted at the Buizel and mentally nodded. Full of potential.

Luna mentioned that Spirit probably had something for him back at the guild and Shade got excited, he was going crazy with nothing to do. "Thanks for the tip Ms. Luna, I thought I was gonna die of boredom. Too bad I'm already dead! Kehehehehe!" And with that final awful joke he floated off to the guild, ready to get a new mission.

He arrived at the Guild pretty fast phasing through the walls rather than using the door like a normal person. He eventually found Spirit and snuck up behind him as stealthily as he could. "BOO!" He yelled as loudly as possible to try and scare Spirit, he had made it a goal of his to knock Spirit out of his constant tranquility at least once. So far nothing but maybe today was the day?
@floodtalon ??? Uhhh? Wat?


"Henry III was one of these demons"

Edit- I'm not even angry I just wanted to make a shitty meme lol
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