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If people don't voice that they like something, the ones that are shouting nothing but hatred are automatically going to be the only ones heard. Hopefully, this won't be a problem from now on, but we may as well open the suggestion box once more

I'll create a place for that on Discard later, since it really seems like it helped far more than I thought it would.


You're creating a channel for suggestions? Salt channel when?

But in all seriousness I enjoyed the objective battles as well, well I enjoyed the one that I was in lol. It makes for creative writing.


Ryan shrugged when Drake spoke up. "If you have suggestions I'm all ears. I threw out my idea, the only addition I have is to get some-" That's when Raymond finally decided to speak up, Ryan stopping mid sentence so he could hear what the soft spoken man had to say. He shut down Jason calmly and quickly, ambushing the cargo while it was being heavily guarded was pretty stupid, and suggested Ryan tie up the guards he tased that way they would stay down. Ryan's face scrunched up and he waved his hand in an iffy motion. "Ehh, I don't really know how to tie people up. I mean we have a few hours so I could learn I guess, but someone is gonna have to volunteer to be the test dummy." Raymond then asked if Ryan had any rope and gags available, to which he smiled.

"Ropes, hell yeah I have ropes. Gags, not so much, I'm not into that sort of thing if you catch my drift. But I can probably get some after a quick trip to the mall. Buy a few t-shirts, some to wear and some to use. Easy stuff. Though I would rather Chatty Kathy's fangirls buy the shirts for me." Ryan chuckled at his own joke, nice one. Jason decided to speak up once more, saying a few smart things and one really dumb thing. Ryan rolled his eyes.

"Just because we can handle a direct approach doesn't mean we shouldn't do everything in our power to avoid one. I for one would rather not end up on a wanted list because you decided to go loud." He said in a snarky tone, finishing his drink and setting it down with a clink. "Aside from that I'm all for backup plans. Let's think of some hypothetical ways things could go horribly wrong and what to do afterwards. What do we do if a cape stumbles upon our night on the town? Things like that."

Henry was panting at this point, it had taken all of his effort to make sure not a single spear had hit him. Even one would've vaporised him at the power level Zak was at, but he refused to show weakness to the holy arbiter of flames. The dragon was torn apart, Henry having played his ultimate trump card. There was no other way he could've taken on such a divine beast. Finally Zak's power began to wane, the flame composing his entire being growing dimmer and dimmer as he floated towards Henry. The cubes that had contained the pike wielding Zak's were tossed aside, left to sink into the lava and the earth underneath. Mjolnir was put into it's rightful place at the center of the weapon's hall in the Gates of Tartarus. The Cheater's Blade was sheathed, Zak no longer posed a threat. He was a mere shell of his former self, Henry had no more time for such a fruitless encounter. There were no words left to be said, Henry turned to leave and rest at the Machina basecamp.

Wolf's voice cut through the silence, speaking his intentions to intrude upon their battle. Henry raised a hand to his ear and activated his comm for the first time. "Don't bother, I've taken care of Zak. A waste of my time quite frankly. Go after Victoire if you can find her, she's probably in the middle of corrupting the entire graveyard as we speak." What a waste of time this turned out to be. No fun at all.



Henry stopped in his tracks, a small smirk forming against his will. This guy was still kicking.



The smirk widened as Henry felt the air's temperature decrease significantly, the flow of mana into his body slowing as he topped off finally.



His hand twitched as he unconsciously drew his hand towards the Cheater's Blade for one last duel.



His breathing had finally evened out, the smirk growing into a closed mouth smile.



Henry let out a small chuckle as he stayed his hand, the sword would not be necessary for this execution.



He finally turned to look upon Zak and his smile turned into a giddy grin. Finally, now we get to the banter which Henry lived for. The spice of any great battle!



Henry began chuckling once more, the chuckle giving rise to a full laugh as his helmet's visor opened to reveal his face. Henry had the biggest grin plastered onto his features, laughing uproariously at Zak's newfound bravado.



It seemed Zak felt the same way too, a ghost of a smile flickering across his body of fire.



Zak raised his fists, likely no more power to create any weapons of holy flames.



Henry also raised his fists, if it was to be a good ol brawl then who was he to deny a dead man his last wish. His voice augmented by his suit, all across the battlefield would be able to hear Henry despite his voice being no louder than usual, the wind seemingly carrying his declaration to the ears of all that fought within this resting place of the lost and damned.

"Then come Emperor of Flames! Show the Silver Conqueror how a real Angel fights!"


Henry rushed at Zak, no more flashstepping, no more almighty lasers, no blades that could cut through the very fabric of reality. This was to be a battle of punches, the true man's way of fighting. And Henry was no slouch, having dedicated a decade to the art of fisticuffs. Zak was undoubtedly much stronger than Henry physically, but that was when he wasn't on his last legs. As of right now Zak and Henry were likely on even footing. Just the way he liked it.
@ProPro

Noted.
@ProPro

I'll try and get a post up today.
Huh, Wolf's Halberd has holy element too.

I wonder if there's any Machina melee combatants who DON'T have a holy weapon..

Machina with Holy Attacks:
Grafdakka: Holy Chainsaw (If for some reason he brought that body instead of the reality break chainsaw)
Mecha Maids: Shizuka's stuff and Gwynn's gear
Eos: Amaterasu Heart
Wolf: Celestial Silver Halberd
Ni-Mu: Can make copies of Cydone's sword, and is mini Eos so maybe can do the holy lasers too.
Henry: If for some reason he needed holy instead of the Cheater's Blade or Mjolnir, he could make it with the silver eyes.
Bonesword: Honor Strike, that says it is not holy, but it's anti-demon light, so... Yeah, still counting it.
Maceroy: His Shock lance is Holy type.

Machina without Holy Attacks:
Alexi: Has weak ass ice magic but otherwise can't cover that gap.
Utada: Actually uses sensible machina gear. What?
Lillian: Alchemist stuff, and happyversed anyway.
Unit-T: Is mecha godzilla, and thankfully not mecha jesus godzilla.
Harvester: Doesn't have holy attacks yet. But can probably acquire them pretty easily.

So, discounting Lillian for being Happyversed, that's a 9/4 Machina having holy attacks, and 10/3 as soon as Harvester rips the arms off an angel.


Top fucking kek, I made a reasonable Machina.
@Inner Demon

I feel I should also mention that Henry is definitely struggling in this battle. Aside from Juno this is the toughest foght he's ever been in, the reason he's so bored is because Zak doesn't have anything to say lol. I feel I could've communicated that better in my posts so my bad on that one.
@Inner Demon

Alright, I kinda see things from your perspective. I've been dodging a bit too much for this one specific fight and I can see that it would be quite annoying to have everything your character does be shrugged off. However I would like to point out that Henry literally cannot afford to be hit at this point. You've escalated to where if Henry gets hit at all, he will die. He won't just die, he will be atomized by any of Zak's attacks. I would have been fine with just a normal battle with Zak throwing around fire spears and Henry shooting at him or trying to slice him in half. You escalated to max power immediately. But I do recognize that writing Henry to be so bored is aggravating coming from the other side of things.

@KoL

And yeah realistically speaking Henry would've died from just the heat. Wasn't aware of the specifics behind it but I know that under normal circumstances anyone would die once you've hit a certain temperature. However we're operating by anime rules right now, which means Henry can survive in insanely high temperatures because he's got the super special heat armor on. Unless you say he can't. In which case, fuck.

Henry Avaritia

@Inner Demon


The pair inside the crystals would find their efforts fruitless, the crystal automatically regenrating what they managed to cut through while at the same time actually expanding and getting thicker, leaving them to suffocate within their airtight crystalline prison. As for the spears within the Gates, Zak would find that once they entered he could no longer feel his constructs as they were literally seperated by the fabric of reality. Only the strongest of connections could be felt once something has entered the Gates of Tartarus, such as Juno's impossibly strong bond with her sword when she managed to break the Gates so long ago at the forge. But the spears that began to go around the Gates was another thing entirely, Henry had to work to avoid those. Which wasn't saying much. The pure heat he had absorbed was immense at this point, with Henry converting most of it into energy for himself to do ridiculous things such as flashstepping. Henry would disappear, reappear in some lounged pose a few yards away, disappear again, and so on. Every furious strike Zak let loose Henry would parry with a bored air about him, this fight has somehow been one of the toughest of his life yet without any banter or conversation between the two it just felt stale.

Zak summoned some sort of Lava Dragon, or perhaps he himself was the dragon. Who cares. Henry stared down the dragon as it breathed it's impossibly hot fire, practically a laser at this point really. Henry sighed and opened the Gates of Tartarus below him, time for his trump card. Time seemed to freeze for a moment as the Gate actually bulged, the sheer power of what Henry was about to release struggling to fit through the small hole in reality that the Gate was comprised of. But it came out, a laser made of collapsed particles and radiation created by the Vassal of Space herself, Juno the World Snake. It cut straight through the fire, and it would likely cut straight through the dragon as well. All would bow before the might of infinity, it's why Henry had saved the laser for a special occasion such as this. As Henry let Juno's might clash with Zak's he wondered to himself where the hell everyone was? This was probably the biggest event happening on this planet let alone this battlefield, yet nobody else had even tried to get in on the action. It wasn't like they were the highest level combatants here, there was probably somebody around here who could match Zak and Henry in terms of sheer power. Hell even if they were there was probably some Machina or Demon that could just sneak attack the two of them and fuck them over royally while they weren't paying attention.

"Are you gonna keep up the temper tantrum for long? Because I have better people I could be fighting. People who would actually talk to me and make things interesting. If anyone should be mad here it's me, you blew up my dogs yet you don't see me flying into a blind rage upon seeing you." Henry calmly lifted up his hand as Mjolnir finally returned to him, catching it with one hand. It's return course had it flying straight through saber Zak from behind as it returned to it's master of course. Whether he had dodged it or it tore through him like a bullet through wet paper was entirely up to his reaction speed. Meanwhile Henry's other hand was lazily twirling the Cheater's Blade at ridiculous speeds, cutting through the very magic that bound together each spear that tried to hit him, ceasing any possible explosion before it could even happen.

Henry Avaritia

@Inner Demon


Henry was buffeted by a wave of intense heat, likely meant to cook him inside his suit of armor. But it only fed him, more mana to sustain his eyes and more mana to convert into raw physical power. Of course this also made it kind of hard to look directly at Zak, but after a few on the spot modifications here and there in the eyes of the suit he now had selective tinting so he could look directly at Zak. The rain was finally starting to die down too, Zak's raw heat just evaporating all the water too fast for it to even hit them anymore. He kept the pike wielder off his back for a bit, but it soon led the heat seeking missile back to him. Henry rolled his eyes and flapped his wings as hard as he could, sending the missile backwards and halting all momentum it had previously had. It fell into the lava below with a dull splat and Henry sighed.

The Zak above was still shooting flame spears, so when Henry ran out of lasers to intercept he just kept the Gates open and let the spears fly into that instead. Give him some ammo for later. "At least Zeruel had something to say while I kicked his ass. All it takes is one little torture session and now you have nothing to say." Henry mumbled to himself as the sword wielding Zak attempted to crawl onto him. "Ok wow, clingy much?" Henry just moved backwards, his Gate moving along with him to make sure those pesky spears didn't blow him up, and let the flames try to grab at him. He didn't even chuckle as he watched Mjolnir halt its momentum about 10 yards away, then suddenly reverse as it attempted to get back to its owner. With Zak directly in it's path. As for the pike wielding one that split in half, well they would soon find themselves trapped in airtight crystal cubes. Courtesy of some magical Silver Eyes.
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