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18 days ago
Current I do agree with Yandere's sentiment that words not wording workingly do be a problem this time of year.
22 days ago
Scratch that, place your bets on polymarket.
25 days ago
Looks like I'll be working on memorial day weekend. And no, this does not mean place any bets on polymarket.
2 mos ago
due to a typo on my part I was nearly convinced I owed the IRS nearly $3000 in excess taxes this year.
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3 mos ago
Being snowed-in on a monday after a 60 hour week is... surprisingly relaxing.
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Bio

-There will be delays in replies. Largely due to working overtime, voluntary obligations; other RPs and online-things may compete for my attention.

'Bout me:
Started RPing (badly) back in '05, mostly doing nation-RPs with an emphasis on technology and strategy, later edging out to character-espionage and military-tactics before doing "less serious" character roleplays that were outside of the 2005-2008 continuity.

That's when I went to Dead-Frontier, and found the RP community there, joined a clan, did some pretty good roleplays and pretty much loosened-up my online-personality. When the clan-leader decided to move her RPs here, most of the clan followed.

Took a course in technical-writing back in '08, so now I may sometimes use the semicolon correctly.

In 2010 I dusted off the old nation-RP continuity I had, doing a few hetelia-esque RP-shenanigans there..

RP-Habbits: I tend to geek-out on little technical-details, and sometimes infer how those details would impact the background of the roleplay. Great for world-building, not so great when you had a perfectly good plotline and I just MacGyver it off the rails (though I usually er to the side of amusement, sometimes it creates very grim side-stories).

Most Recent Posts

Banned for digging up the undertaker.
Locationn: Umbra Rose Condos, Bldg #2 Rooms 206 and 104
Time of Day: Late Afternoon/Pre-evening
Relevant Cast: Lilith, Eilidh @Silver Carrot

Lilith awoke from her hammock to the noise of the PA-system, announcing something of a gremlin problem as she rolled out onto the floor and went to check the servers. Connection for buildings 1 and looked fine, but it seemed as though the first floor was having connectiviy-issues... Either Eilidh had her computer completely shut-down a few hours before her scheduled evening stream, or these 'gremlins' must've been chewing on her wiring. Various other status updates were indicating the cafeterias were swamped with gremlins and were unlikely to be serving and afternoon tea.

After getting dressed and grabbing a few quick coffees, she strode out to the balcony to enjoy the sun starting to set, before crawling down the exterior wall to the first floor and over to the resident centaur-girl's room. Poor thing must've been trying to get her stream up by herself as she could feel the frantic clomping towards the door get interrupted by tripping over, something.

"Congratulations Eilidh, you have gremlins!" She introduced herself, shoving a second relaxing cup of coffee into the centaur's hands as she walked up the doorframe and past her on the ceiling, showing herself in. "So what seems to be the problem with your computer today?"
I brew coffee with a scoop of loose peppermint tea for added flavor.
I'm going to keep watching and waiting for a conventiant 'in' to reintroduce Eilidh. Because I don't want to outright leave but I also don't want to join in with this overwhelming chaos.


Well, if you'll permit yourself a bit of a timeskip, Lilith could be you friendly neighborly spooder and getting your stream back up and running. Hence why I asked for her opinion on fresh baked veggies and buttered-up onions. Can't spell opinion without onion and pi.

Edit: The spooder has landed.
Your ban has been redirected to friendster.
Speaking of... can we befriend the gremlins in a truce so Lilith can fix the internet and get Miyuki something to eat?

Otherwise I'm fine with just tying them up to the walls so there'd be some peace and quiet in building 2.
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Sometimes I roast onions with the meat, no butter. Very tasty.


It is hilariously tasty, also:

My.
F*cking.
FOOD!


Ohhh-hooo, these lil' turds are so dead. Let's see how much you'll enjoy this accord when the only sensation you'll be experiecing for the next decade is that of your own skin peeling off and your nerves being assaulted by searing needles, day in, day out. 24/7. What? You don't think it's FUN?

*Very dark aura emanates from the foxes table*

How good is Miyuki's sniffer?

Let Lilith cook.
Ooh, Eilidh was used in the background?

Finally, I have an in lol. Expect a post in the next few days

Edit: Aww, got excisted Elidh was mentioned in a post. But the background's fine


I'm thinking the gremlins may start farking with our internet and Lilith will be so kind as to lend a hand to getting Elidh's streaming-schedule back on track.

How would she feel about being treated to microwave-baked onions and potatoes with a side of bacon and sour-cream? Because she's too busy to go to the cafeteria, plus the staff seems... occupied.

-Baked onions are super-simple. Take an unpeeled onion, cut the stem/stump off so it lays flat on a plate, then cut it in half, have them have open-side up and add butter. The layers will swell up as it broils causing the onion to be self-peeling. Chop as desired or eat whole when done. 2-3 minutes on high plus a minute for each additional onion.
--With a bit of finagling, it can be made into french onion soup

If you're wondering where I was hiding during your college years, I was busy.

Bonus points if Velvet's sniffer smells something savory. Irony since the onion was the food of the proletariat since even before the discovery of the potato and Velvet slept through when and how it became wildly popular. Double-ironic since it was claimed that vampires could not stand to eat dishes using the herbs and spices of the uncultured masses, such as garlic and onions.
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Someone's going to get a 40mm up their spinneret if they aren't careful.


Not every character I make is secretly three hurties in a trenchcoat.
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