FrostedCaramel

Attack on Titan: Somnium

Head Instructor Schulz

Interaction: Olivia @Ambra, Connor @SheriffLlama

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He held the girl in front of him as she answered. His smile vanished and he dropped the girl without warning onto her own two feet, "Un-fucking-believable! You two are almost twins!" he yelled at her before stepping back, "How does it feel to have the same aspirations and goals as Number One over there, Number Two?" he yelled at the girl.

"Don't even answer! Titans don't give a fuck about how badly you want to kill them and neither do I!" he called before moving down the line of cadets. Eventually he made his way to an averagely sized cadet, with brown hair and blue eyes. He looked the boy over and laughed aloud, "Cadet! Why is it, that you are simply the most average motherfucker in my formation?!" he barked at the boy, "Why the fuck can't everyone be as painfully average as you? Hell you win the prize for most average from Cadet Medic over there!" he pointed at Lauren with a hand, not actually looking her way.

"Would you enjoy a prize for being the most average waste of space in my formation? Or would you like to enlighten me a little on why you aren't a worthless piece of mediocre shit gilded in a few charming looks and dreamy eyes huh?!" he screamed, "TELL ME WHY THE FUCK YOU SHOULD STAY IN MY FORMATION YOU AVERAGE PIECE OF SHIT." he screamed aloud, spit landing on the boys face as he did.

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Head Instructor Schulz

Interaction: Grant @LetMeDoStuff, Olivia @Ambra

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"Out. Fucking. Standing. Cadet!" Schulz beamed at the boy, "Absolutely outstanding!" the boys response was gold. An attempt at easing the tension of the other Cadets, a measured response. He had tread a thin line and managed to walk on through it, although Schulz had a creeping suspicion that someone had likely tipped him off as to what he should be expecting here. Not letting on that Schulz had a good idea that the boy was likely getting outside help he spoke to the Cadets, "This Cadet just offered himself up as cannon-fodder! At least one of you sorry excuses for human beings understands what it means to truly be a soldier!" he paused and looked at the boy, talking low enough that only those in his immediate vicinity could hear him. "Know this cadet, if you so much as eek out a slightly higher than average score on a test. I will personally read every scrap of mail you receive to this training ground. You hear me? Don't think you're the first one to be smart enough to ask a friend for help."

With his little warning finished he sauntered on over to the next girl in formation. He glanced at her as he walked before stopping dead in his tracks. "YOU THINK YOU'RE FUCKING SMART CADET?" he yelled at the girl as he rushed at her, "YOU THINK THAT I WOULDN'T NOTICE?" he asked, now screaming directly in her face. "WHAT SMART ASS FUCKING IDEA TOLD YOU TO MOVE FROM THE FRONT ROW TO HERE?".

The girl was strikingly similar to the first female cadet he had encountered, the one with a determination that had him worried, and he couldn't pass up the opportunity. "THERE IS ZERO FUCKING WAY THAT YOU'RE GETTING OFF THE HOOK FOR THIS ONE CADET." he motioned to the girl at the front and back to the girl he was yelling at, "What kind of sick motherfucking joke is this huh? Why the fuck are you in two places at motherfucking once?" a ball of sweat rolled down his face as he continued to lay into the girl. "I want your fucking answer as to why you're here!" he paused and placed his hands on her shoulders before lifting her up in front of him.

"AND IT HAD BETTER BE WORD FOR WORD TO WHAT YOU TOLD ME EARLIER YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND CADET?"

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@LetMeDoStuff you're up when you get the chance.

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Head Instructor Schulz

Interaction: Gabriel @LordVoldemort, Grant @LetMeDoStuff

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Surprised that the boy, Gabriel, stood up almost immediately Schulz gave the boy the slightest nod of approval, so small that unless another cadet other than Gabriel was intently watching him they wouldn't have even noticed it happened. Then he grinned wide as Gabriel told him who his parents were, Schulz laughed at the boy. "Are those names supposed to ring a bell Cadet? Are they suppose to resonate with me on a deep level?" he asked Gabriel. "I don't see a goddamn point in you answering that! Because I don't give a rats ass about who your parents are or what they've done!" he stepped back from the boy and began walking to the next in line, "Telling me who they are doesn't change what you are, you God damned Circus Freak!".

He left the boy were he was and moved on down the line. Next was another tall motherfucker, lanky compared to Gabriel but fucking tall nonetheless. Stopping in front of the boy he took a moment to size him up before beginning his charade once more, "WHAT THE FUCK CADET?" he yelled at the boy, "WHAT THE FUCK?" he stood still in front of the boy following the last part just watching him. Waiting to see if he would do anything, the boy simply stared through him with his eyes focused on some distant nonexistent point in space.

"Is there a goddamn reason you're eyeing me boy? You think I'm fucking pretty or something cadet? You want a piece of Instructor Schulz?" he tapped his chest, "Cause I'll give you a goddamn piece of these fucking hands that's what I'll give you!" he began at the boy once more, "You're a fucking pretty boy walking into my goddamn Cadet Corps? What makes you think you're even slightly able enough to fight fucking Titans?" he asked leaning in close to the boy, "You got any idea how badly blood stains pretty boy? You ever had a friends blood strewn all over you, warm as a person and wreaking of iron?" he continued to berate the boy, "Pretty boy tell me this! Why the fuck did you join my motherfucking Cadet Corps? Is it because you finally decided to man up? Or did something else happen Pretty Boy?" he yelled.

"Please, enlighten me!"

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Head Instructor Schulz

Interaction: Reese @Solace, Gabriel @LordVoldemort

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Schulz grinned at the boy as he answered, The Kestrel Company was well known, tucked safely behind Wall Sina far from anything that could do them harm and yet here was one of the members standing right in front him.

"Not only do we have a midget crook, a self-proclaimed medic, and a goddamn hero standing among us!" he called as he stared at Reese, "We've now got a prissy rich kid to add to the bunch!" he looked the boy up and down before giving Reese a question, "Why exactly is a rich kid like yourself standing in my training field? Did you get fucking lost on the way to boarding school? Hopped onto the wrong cart perhaps?" he laughed, "You didn't figure it out when you realized you were among a bunch of low life outer wall dwellers?! Or maybe your family sent you here because you turned out worse than shit, because there was no way they'd hand over such a successful business over to boy that seems to be lacking any sort of balls?".

He smiled wide as he watched Reese, "I FUCKING GOT IT!" he yelled victoriously, "You're probably on some soul-searching rich kid bullshit! Trying to find yourself before you take over the family business huh?" he took a breath, "Well good fucking luck with that, I doubt you could find your manhood tucked in between those legs before a Titan finds you outside the walls!". Finished with berating Reese he moved on down the line approaching what was easily the tallest among the group.

He stopped in front of the boy, a solid two inches taller then himself and inspected him. The boy was solid, built well and obviously stronger than most of his fellow recruits. He stared off into the distance right through Schulz, 'Good.' he thought to himself as he took a breath. "Just what the fuck do we have here!" he asked, bringing his face within inches of the boys. "Are you a goddamn circus exhibit?!" he knife handed the boy as he yelled, "As tall as a goddamn freak, you sure you didn't escape your cage? Should I call the goddamn Carney and tell him we found his missing beast man?! Maybe he'll send the goddamn Bearded Lady over to pick you up, hell I'm sure she'll overpower you!" he asked the boy still inches from his face.

He moved his head back and gave the boy another look, "Or maybe it's that goddamn look of confidence that you're airing that's giving it all away!" he moved around to the back side of the boy as he yelled, "Maybe you need a new goddamn perspective huh Cadet?!" he called. Extending his leg out he kicked the boys right knee in, bringing the boy to a knee forcefully. He leaned around the front of the boy and smiled, "How's that for a change of goddamn perspective? What's your name cadet? I want to know what worthless piece of shit Carney sent me a goddamn freak show exhibit!" he exclaimed as he waited patiently for the boys response.

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Head Instructor Schulz

Interaction: Mora @HecateProxy , Reese @Solace

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Schulz watched intently as the girl seemed to ponder her answer, likely tip-toeing around some less than choice wording before she flexed a fist at her side. He grinned wide as the girl replied, first with a want to regain her lost home, 'Good, just like the earlier girl.' he thought as she smiled at him and spoke again.

Had he not been doing this for years he may have been visibly taken aback by the girls final words, "CASE IN POINT!" he yelled to the cadets at hand, "THIS GIRL REALLY DOES WANT TO PLAY THE FUCKING HERO!"

His arm shot out, wrapping his fingers around her throat and easily lifting the girl off her feet by her neck. He took a step back and walked her to the front of the group, all the while bringing her closer to death as she wheezed and gasped for air. "This cadet." he pasued for a moment to watch the cadet clawing at his arm, "Believes that she can protect me from the Titans!". He paused again, the girls lips had gone blue but her eyes were just as full of fire, determination as they were before. He let out a small laugh as the girl began to kick toward him, her legs not long enough to reach his body simply flailing about in front of him.

"ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT."

"She can't even protect herself. Heed my words Cadets!" he turned so that he was now facing the group with the red headed girl dangling in front of him. "This cadet will spell your death at the hands of Titans!", with the last part he threw the girl off to his left side with a solid thump. He watched for a moment to ensure that she was still breathing before starting for the next person in line. "You had better have your ass back in line in the next thirty seconds Hero!" he yelled behind him as he walked toward a blonde haired cadet.

"Well well well, just what the fuck do we have here?!" he called aloud to the blonde haired boy in front of him. His hair was in a pony tail and well past shoulder length, although his actual gender was obvious it was the easiest thing to pick out on the boy. "Are you a goddamn boy or girl huh?" he asked the boy, "You see with Titans it's fucking easy! They don't have any parts, but you? Hell I'm not sure?" he let out a grin, "About as pretty as any of the girls here but lacking all the basics! You got something in between your legs there?! Or did you lose it somewhere along the way cadet?!"

"I'm not fucking around cadet! You a boy or a girl cadet? I want your motherfucking name as well!"

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Head Instructor Schulz

Interaction: Lauren @Jinxer, Mora @HecateProxy

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"AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHAT SORT OF A GOOD LITTLE KID YOU HAVEN'T TURNED OUT TO BE!" Schulz yelled in the face of a female recruit, the last in the first row. He had went off on her for a good minute before she had muttered under her breath, it had been the wrong choice for the new cadet. "Drop and give me one hundred you little swine! If you can't get it done by the time I'm done with your fellow cadets..." he smiled at the girl, "Well I imagine they won't be too happy having to run because of your pathetic ass." he finished calmly before stepping away from the girl.

He moved toward the first in line of the second row, "First row! About, Face!" he yelled as he neared the red haired recruit that was first in line. She looked nervous like the rest, maybe more determined than a few of the first row, but nervous nonetheless.

He gave a look back to the girl he had yelled at earlier, the strikingly average cadet, as she answered her question. "A fucking medic huh?!" he said still walking toward the next cadet, "Every goddamn injury during training is going straight to you! And if you can;t do anything about it I want a written report in my hands before they make it to a real medic!" he yelled, "And I swear to God if anyone dies in your hands you will be held solely responsible, you understand me Cadet Medic?!" he yelled back to her.

He stopped as he approached the girl, taking a note on her height he was about to start going off on her before he noticed something in the girls eyes. The twisted smile that had been growing on his face disappeared in an instant as he grabbed the girls chin and turned her face from side to side, inspecting the new cadet. 'Just as it seems.' he thought before letting go of the girls face.

"I want everyone to take a good goddamn look at this recruit in front of me!" he looked around as a few of the recruits gingerly turned their heads, he sighed, "USE YOUR USELESS BRAINS AND TURN YOUR GODDAMN HEADS YOU HALF WITS!" he barked at the group. After a moment all of the recruits save for the currently... Occupied recruits were looking at the short red haired girl in front of him. "This pathetic piece of shit in front of me! This red haired short shit!" he called out to the formation.

"WILL GET YOU KILLED IF YOU ARE ON HER TEAM!" he proclaimed raising a hand to the group, "She's got the fire burning in her eyes! A wild fire! The kind of fire that spells trouble for us rational thinking soldiers!" he took a step to her side, in order to be yelling just past her left ear, "This kind of hot head will get everyone she fights a Titan with killed and won't be the wiser that it was her goddamn fault! Because I guarantee you!" he paused as he looked across the group, "This is the IDIOT that will play hero and utterly fail! Because heroes do not win against Titans!"

He stepped back in front of the girl, his expression grim, "Soldiers do." he spoke to her. "Why is it that a fucking aspiring hero would join my goddamn Cadet Corps?" he asked the red-headed cadet.

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Head Instructor Schulz

Interaction: Lauren @Jinxer

Present: Everyone.

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The insubordinate little shit dealt with Schulz sighed and moved on to the next few in line. Giving a good berating to a boy that left him on the verge of tears Schulz moved away from him to a girl standing to his right.

He gave her a quick look up and down before settling his jaw and leaning forward, "Well thank fucking God! It seems like we have someone here that actually lands on the scale of normal sized fucking people!" he spoke aloud to the girl. He leaned back to look down on the girl, his eyes seemed to stare through the girl as he just stood for a moment and watched her face. He salute was tight, better than the boys before, 'Should have chewed him out for that too.' he thought to himself.

He stood in front of her still as a statue before he whispered just loud enough for her alone to hear him, "You ever seen a titan little girl? You ever seen how they tear apart people and eat them like snacks...?" his face took on a twisted look as a smile grew were there had once been nothing, "I guarantee you'll see if you make it out of here, if you haven't already." he finished. Raising his voice for the whole group to hear he spoke, "And why the fuck do you find yourself joining my fucking Corps huh? What makes you think you're good enough to take on the Titans and protect Humanity?!".

Without waiting for her answer he began to move on to the next recruits in line, "I better hear your fucking answer loud and clear while I'm having a chit chat with these other lowlifes!"

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Oh GOD so everyone is getting grilled. XD

@Ambra

The Great Grillening

Attack on Titan: Somnium

2 Years Later

Training Grounds | 104th Cadet Corps | Somewhere Inside Wall Rose

@wolverbells@LordVoldemort@Solace@Jinxer@LetMeDoStuff@HecateProxy@Ambra@Aquanthe@QT

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Head Instructor Schulz

Interaction: Emil, and Jade @wolverbells

Present: Everyone.

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Head Instructor Schulz stood in front of the group of fresh cadets, he was elevated less than a meter off the ground on a stage meant to allow all of the recruits to be able to see him as he spoke. Except that he had yet to speak once, in the hour that they had been standing at attention in the formation.

He turned his head to the sun beating down on him, raising a hand up to shield his eyes from the shear oppressiveness of the light. 'Got to be at least an hour past noon.' he thought to himself. He gave another look over the recruits, many of them visibly sweating from the nonstop heat and a few looking like they really needed a drink right about now. Schulz undid the top on his canteen, lifting it slowly to his lips in front of the entire group before he took a simple sip. He seemed to ponder the water for a few moments, some of the cadets licking their lips as they watched, before he poured the entire canteen out onto the ground.

Dropping the now empty canteen he dropped off the stage and made his way to the beginning of the first line of cadets. In front of him stood a rather short boy, no more than a hundred and sixty five centimeters.

"What the fuck do we have here?" Schulz started up, "A resident fucking midget?!" he lifted a hand over the top of Emil's head to really get the point across before bringing it down on the boys head hard. "Last I fucking checked dwarfism was a sure as hell way to get rejected from the Cadet Corps. How the fuck did your ass manage to get in then? Huh? Fucking enlighten me!" he yelled, spit depositing on the boys face as he did.

The boy looked slightly panicked, his eyes darting to the left and the right before settling on Schulz himself, "Spit it the fuck out midget I don't have all day to decide if I keep a little person or not!" he yelled again, more spit landing on the boys face.

"I'm not a midget Sir!" the boy responded, his voice seemed sure of himself, but his face said otherwise.

"Bull. Fucking. SHIT! Yes you are I'm looking at a fucking midget! Why the fuck would a midget join my goddamn Corps?!" he yelled, the question little more than a reason to punish the boy. He waited for a moment as the boy seemed to mumble out a response. "I can't fucking understand you! What language was that? Fucking midget?!" he responded to the boys timid answer.

The boy shuffled in place, "It was this or jail Sir!" he yelled loud enough for the whole group to hear.

Schulz stopped. Lifted his hand off the boys head and stood for a moment. His smile grew wide as he looked at the boy, "THAT'S FUCKING FANTASTIC! OUT-FUCKING-STANDING! WE'VE GOT A REAL CROOK IN OUR MIDST!" he exclaimed to the group.

"Well midget crook! You picked the wrong goddamn choice!" he pointed into the distance, a forest barely visible through the waves off heat coming of the ground. "You've got exactly twenty minutes to get there and back or I fucking end you right here." he said calmly to the boy.

"S- Sir?" the boy responded.

Schulz brought his fist down on the boy quick, slamming him in the side of his face with all his strength. The boy crumpled to the ground, clenching his face in both hands as he lay. He knelt at the boys side and grabbed the boys hair, pulling his face close to his, "DID I FUCKING STUTTER MIDGET?! DO YOU NEED ME TO SPEAK MIDGET TO YOU? YOU BETTER GET RUNNING OR SO HELP ME GOD I WILL KILL A CADET TODAY!" he screamed at the boy.

In a fraction of the second that it had took for the boy to hit the ground he was up and stumbling toward the forest in the distance before he broke into a full sprint for his destination.

"YOU BETTER MAKE IT BACK IN TIME MIDGET!" he yelled to the back of the running boy.

Schulz clasped his hands behind his back and turned around to move on to the next person in line. A girl, only slightly taller than the first boy, with eyes the color of jades. He smiled once again before opening his mouth.

"NO FUCKING WAY?" he called to the girl, "I've got two fucking midgets in the group? What are the odds of that?" he asked aloud. "Huh little midget? What the fuck do you think the odds are of there being two midgets in this group?!" he yelled before moving closer to the girl.

"Don't even bother answering midget girl, I don't give a single flying fuck about what you think about that! Do you even know what midgets are worth in the military? Huh? Any fucking idea?" he paused for a moment to give the girl a chance to reply. As she began to open her mouth he cut her off with a fist to her stomach, sending the girl collapsing to her knees gasping for air. Grabbing the girls hair he forced her face to look up at his, "Midgets aren't worth shit! Titans won't even look your way! They'll just fucking walk right over your tiny ass! You won't even be a motherfucking after thought!" he yelled at the girl from above.

"What the hell do you think you're doing joining my Cadet Corps? Are you trying to doom humanity? Are you trying to get your comrades eaten at the hands of the Titans? Because that's what it fucking seems like to me you tiny piece of shit." he sneared at the cadet.