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Omega: A Witch, Some Aliens, and a Lost Friend... in the War Pits!


Omega kept his eyes shut for a moment. He wanted this to be some kind of bad freaky dream. As he slowly opened them to see an arena with bodies on top of bodies, he sighed knowing it was all over. He looked back at Enchantress, who appeared a lot differently than he thought. She was not the woman he had fought in the desert, the woman who was abducted with him, the woman who ridiculed him playfully, or the woman who fought and was injured in the arena. Her eyes stared into his with a blank expression. She knew he could tell.

As the two traded stares, the judge descended down into the arena that echoed roars of discontent. No in the crowd had won. Instead, a misfit trio made up of an unlikely hero, a sorceress, and a man who gave his all. The judge spoke, and though Omega could not understand, he could hear the Enchantress faintly translate in her own words.

"We win. They're gonna get us medical treatment. They can take us home... or at least you."

Omega touched the button on the back of his helmet, and it folded back into the collar of his suit. He used his telekinesis to lift the Enchantress up and onto his shoulder.

"We're going to make it back. Both of us." Omega said softly as he followed judge out of the arena and into a medical wing where several incubation looking machines were. The judge directed Omega to place the Enchantress inside one, which he did. Omega then got into a separate. He did not need to use it, he just wanted to sleep.

She's the woman I casually ate breakfast with that morning... The Enchantress is June...
Sigma


The guard returned with a grin on his face, and as he approaches Sigma's cell she raises an eyebrow.

"The boss lady says to shut the hell up and she'll get to when she feels like it." The guard paraphrased. Sigma looked down to the ground before shaking her head.

"So she's not even gonna talk to me. Leaving me down here is stupid. I would have interrogated myself already. She is just giving me more time to escape and more reason to leave once I'm out of here.... Is that what she really wants. Make my life on this team hell so I leave?! Twist and induct Mike into joining their crazy family?!" Sigma shouted as she was appalled by her own assumption. "Guard what do you think I should do? Leave and let Omega become infected or stay and go insane in this cell until he eventually comes back?"

The guard gave her an odd look and did not answer.

"Well fuck you and your shitty uniform you rent-a-cop! I could leave and then wait till Omega gets back.... but then they'll tell him how I'm a villain and escaped and probably say that I killed Pixie. I need proof of my innocence. First I need someone who can get the camera footage... hmm. The alarm went off on Pixie's vitals the first time... Shiver can teleport... I can teleport... Ah but I definitely could have stopped Enyo from getting a beat down. Then again, I probably would have just let it happen and gasp in shock.

Sigma laughed before her eyes met the guard's. She scowled at him.

"I'm not gonna leave. I'm gonna stay and annoy the living hell out of all of you shift guards. "I'm gonna start by telling you what I was going to tell Shiver. You see Omega is mean and all, but he has a soft spot for a few people. Omega values strength, willpower, and comradery. It all started when we escaped that juvenile prison. Man that place was the worst. Shit food, shit beds. I mean EVERYTHING was bad. Aaron came up with the plan to get everyone out. We were supposed to take this pill every few hours. It pretty much dulled our powers...." Sigma continued on and on in excessive detail before a blue portal appeared behind her. "Oh my ride! I'll be back in a few!" Sigma said cheerfully before jumping through. The portal closed behind her she found herself in a blue misty realm with T standing before her. "Take me somewhere to get some real food, please." Sigma asked with a childish smile. The guard alerted the HQ of Sigma's escape.

Hours later, the blue portal opened again, leaving Sigma back in the cell with new clothes and two chocolate milkshakes in her hands. The guard looked at Sigma in shock before alerting the entire HQ a second time, but was unsure if he should have. He had never heard of a prisoner escaping and reappearing in plain sight. She was either nuts or she did not care about her punishment.

"I was going to give you this extra milkshake, but now you lost your chance... idiot."
Sigma


Sigma frowned for some reason. She felt really tired, and figure it was because of how much she was bugging the guards. She hated being in this cell and was now wishing she would have just taken the in house suspension.

When the energy field suddenly opened, she perked up with excitement, but it was just a guard.

"Am I free to go? Shiver was just mad and wasn't thinking, right?" Sigma stood up and smiled at the guard who set down a tray of food and a bag with something inside. "Just food... and finally after I froze my tits off, you give me my super suit. You're all assholes. Bad guys don't do this to each other, they just fight it out." Sigma muttered in disappointment. She sat down and ate her food first, and then she got her self dressed, which was hard with the bracelet on her wrist. "You couldn't make this thing smaller..." She said as she managed to roll her sleeve over the bracelet. "Or cuter?!" Sigma added. "Get Shiver down here. I want to speak with her." Sigma asked or more so demanded. "Please!" She figured she would say magic word. One of the guards left to go get Shiver.

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Omega: A Witch, More Aliens, and a Lost Friend... in the War Pits!


Omega watched in delight as a gold streak raced across the arena, hitting multiple targets either into the ground or the walls. A blue portal was opened up behind Omega who chuckled before stepping forward and pivoting to turn around in order to deal a devastating punch to an Etrisian's gut. His fist cut through the reptile's armor with ease sending it flying back into the portal from where it came.

Enchantress! Omega grabbed the woman with his telekinesis and tossed her into the still open portal before watching it close.

You were right! They use this pocket realm to travel into before appearing in the open. It's not true teleportation. I'll take them out from in here. Enchantress said as she looked upon hazy blue pocket dimension. Her body then changed to camouflage with the dimension's blue mist. She then reached for two bladed discs from beneath her cloak. The weapons glowed with with what looked like some sort of green energy before flying out of her hands and intelligently taking out the Etrisians that traveled into the pocket dimension. Enchantress then used a dagger to assassinate any Etrisians who were not hit by her weapons that she had made come to life.

In the arena, Omega was hit by a sphere of energy coming from one of the Asters that seemed to be dominating the battlefield as much as the trio was. Omega flew into a wall, but pulled the alien to him to deliver a punch that only phased through the creature.

"Shit. Well you can just fuck off then!" Omega used his telekinesis to crush the alien into a sphere before throwing it into the Xyron army, causing an explosion.

Aaron finally stopped with his hit and run tactic and stood on one side of the arena. He grunted before blocking an punch from a Xyron. He delivered a deadly punch that decapitated the machine before ducking from an energy sphere. He then uppercutted another Xyron. He bobbed left to dodge an Etrisian's tackle and back flipped to land powerfully on the alien's head.

The Alpha! Omega thought

And Omega! Aaron thought back as he the both used their super strength to leap forward with their fists out from adjacent ends of the arena. The two flew through their enemies before meeting in the middle to give a celebratory high five. The two continued on their respective paths and continued their onslaught.

You two are so fucking corny... Enchantress commented.

Get this girl some water! Aaron smiled.

Salty much? Omega teased as well. Enchantress actually smirked. She continued to fight while hidden until she attacked from the side and knocked to the ground. This Etrisian was extremely formidable. As her discs came around to kill him, he caught them in his hands swiftly before throwing them at the Enchantress who was just beginning to stand up. She used her power to influence the discs, but she did not stopped them from piercing her shoulder and thigh. The woman cried out in pain before being kicked across the misty dimension. The Etrisian then jumped through a portal to attack Aaron next.

Enchantress is down! It's only you and I. Aaron announced before he was drop kicked across the field of bodies on the ground of the arena.

"What the..." Aaron was bleeding from his scalp. His vision was hazy. How did he break my defence? He thought before being blasted away by and Asters.

"Hey asshole! You're using anti meta stuff, right? Well this is perfect because I'm using this cool ass suit that counters you, but you can counter me, and then..." Omega stopped as he was talking way too much.

Don't trade blows! Enchantress warned faintly. Omega frowned at her advice, but then thought about how much stamina he'd waste fighting one guy blow for blow. This didn't stop the Etrisian who leaped towards him. A portal appeared between the two, and the Enchantress jumped out of the portal throwing her dagger into its left eye before Omega forced an Aster into his hand. Enchantress ducked down to allow the creature to continue his flight towards Omega who hit the Etrisian with the Aster's body creating an explosion. Enchantress tumbled and rolled across the ground with her weapons still embedded in her. She was bleeding and the two showboats did not have any kind of healing ability.

Defense! Now! Aaron ordered as the two moved to the Enchantress.

"Let me try to stop the bleeding." Omega said as he crouched down towards the Enchantress. Hr tore off two pieces from her cloak and wrapped her wounds while Aaron used super speed to defect and deal attacks. "Come on! Hang in there. We're almost finished!" Omega shouted. He grunted before standing up, he could see that the attack that Etrisian dealt was really messing with Aaron. There were at least thirty enemies left and it now seemed that they were gunning for the trio.

"Omega, you know our minds are synced right? I can tell you're worried about that little love tap I received. Don't worry bro... we're gonna kill them in a bang. One last push. We either go home or to our respective hells. You ready?" Aaron said. Omega knew the man was lying, but he was right. The only way out was to defeat the remaining enemies. He nodded his head silently and then looked back to Enchantress who camouflaged herself.

"Hurry, I can't keep this up for too long." The Enchantress said.

Three spheres off energy shot towards the three, but we're stopped midair by Omega's telekinesis.

Aaron get them to gather up. Then I need you to get out of there. Omega needed this to work. He slowly used his telekinesis to combine the spheres of energy while Aaron used his speed to appear in the center of the alien's.

"How do we keep meeting like this?" Aaron said as he saw the Etrisian with anti meta armor on. Parts of it were in shambles and he had a dagger in his face, buthe he was still willing to fight. The Etrisian charged at him, and several Xyron were destroyed that got in the way. Aaron jumped out of the way and grabbed anot her Etrisian to throw into an Aster. The Asters who was floating, fell to the ground. The anti meta Etrisian moved in for a swipe at Aaron, but he swiftly dodged punched back. The next attack, Aaron failed to dodge which sent him flying back. A Xyron grabbed Aaron from off the ground, but spat blood into its visor kicking the machine and destroying the bottom part it's torso. Aaron fell to the ground once more and ripped the machines arm off and stood up to spear it into another.

Omega... they all showed up to the party. Aaron was giving Omega the signal.

Okay, now get out of there! Aaron!

Omega now had a huge sphere of energy in front of him. It was ready to blow, but he wanted to wait for Aaron to get to safety. Omega stared in shock through his helmet as he watched the injured Etrisian hold Aaron up by his neck.

Mike... you need to throw it. You have to make it out! All those people count on you to make it home! I may have not been the best brotherly figure, but... I'm more proud of you than you think. You managed... fuck this guy! Omega watched Aaron rip the dagger from the Etrisian's eye socket and repeatedly stab it before it slammed him down into the dirt. You managed to get a grasp at a decent......................... Omega waited for Aaron to finish. He waited even when he saw the man'shook body go limp. Frozen in shock, he waited for him to tell a joke, to gasp, to scream. Omega waited, and when Aaron's voice did not come, the tears showed up instead. Omega shut his eyes before throwing the unstable sphere at the crowd of enemies, vaporizing them all in one big bang.
Sigma


"In prison in a bikini. My life story." Sigma said aloud as she types it on her phone to post on Twitter. She even took a selfie of her pouting. She then places her phone in the confines of her breasts and sighs.

She didn't even know if Omega would ever come back. If he didn't, she was serving life on prison because of something she said. Maybe they'll all go out on mission again, and then the base can get attacked and I'll be free. Mhm, shouldn't take long with the way Blondie runs things. Gosh I wish I could hit her in her stupid face. Like just teleport and pow! Or just slap her upside the head with a force-field... Sigma giggled to herself at the thought.... Hmmm....

"Hey guard, could you get me my super suit, I'm getting really cold in here and I dipped in the pool earlier so no need to break my human rights by killing me with hypothermia." Sigma said this, but the guard did not even budge. His eyes did look at her though. "It's cold. I was in the pool. Suit me up." Sigma really wanted to warm up and would bother the guard. Eventually he was relieved by another which made her sigh in disappointment. "You! I'm in need of warm clothes. I want my super suit!" Sigma whined pathetically.
Omega: A Witch, Some Aliens, and an Old Friend... in the War Pits!


The trio finally found themselves in the War Pits, a dwarf planet in a distant star system. On the surface of the planet, huge colosseums spanned across its desert plane.

Each one lit up and boomed with the sound of battle. Necessary battle. The civilizations created the War Pits as a way to mitigate large scale war across the star systems. By pitting a small group of each participating party into the War Pits, conflicts that would normally be settled in war are reduced to a small scale match of entertainment. At the moment, the Xyron, the Etrisians, and the Asters were settling a dispute over territory. At least that is what the trio were told. A judge of each colosseum is appointed from a star system that can be unbiased and that have a special quality... a booming voice of confidence.

The trio stood within the arena that had been designed to have what the Xyron called a "neutral atmosphere". The Xyron that had always kept the three informed held Sol in his hands as he started to translate what the judge was getting ready to announce. The judge floated into the center of the arena on a floating podium. He did not resemble any species present. He was black in color and seemed to have no eyes. He wore some kind of ceremonial gown, and that's as much as Omega could see.

"Attention. Attention." The Xyron translated. "Allow me to welcome not two, but three parties to the War Pits. The Xyron..." Mechanical screeches could be heard as a sound of cheering for the Xyron people in the stands. "The Etrisians." The Etrisians roared in the stands at the acknowledgement of their people. "And the Asters." The trio raised eyebrows as the Asters did not dare to make a sound. These beings were different from the two. No armor or clothes, and they all seemed to be made from some sort of energy kept together to form humanoid bodies. Their eyes were large and glowed a bright blue, while their bodies were the pure white.

"So it's gonna be a three way brawl, right?" Aaron interrupted as looked around. The Xyron translator looked to Aaron before speaking.

"Yes, we all want a single territory. Now allow me to finish translating... this territory that we fight for is one with many jewels. We all wish to gain from this unclaimed system...." The Xyron paused for a moment while the judge spoke. He then oddly continued at another point in the judge's speech. "This will be an the normal fight to the death by each participating group's representatives. Representatives can be chosen from different worlds, but must be willing to fight. The cap on how many can represent is one hundred."

"Um..." Omega let out as he looked at his three man team. The Xyron did not pause for Omega.

"The Xyron have chosen three representatives. The Etrisians have chosen 98 representatives. The Asters have chosen 30 representatives."

"What the fuck. Three against... uh... more than a hundred?" Omega said as he couldn't do the math in his head. The Xyron finally turned to Omega.

"You are each worth many fighters. You will represent for us and you will win." The Xyron explained before the Enchantress walked forward and towards the judge. She then began to speak both with her mouth and her mind to the judge.

"The three of the Solar System will not fight as representatives of the Xyron Collective!" She announced before turning to the Xyron translator who titled his head to the right at her. Omega and Aaron gave her a similar look before she smiled at them all.

"That evil..." Omega said.

"Bitch!" Aaron seemed to finish Omega's sentence. "What the hell are you doing?!"

"I'm saving our planet! The Xyron decided not to give use the whole story. They're all fighting for our star system. The unclaimed territory." Enchantress explained. "I read the judge's thoughts when the bucket head stopped translating."

Aaron and Omega looked to the Xyron translator who did not utter a word. For the two meta, this confirmed what the Enchantress had revealed. Aaron swiftly punched at the Xyron, but Omega stopped him with his telekinesis. Aaron looked at Omega in anger. Let the lady finish before we go making war with three different kinds of E.T." Omega nodded his head to Enchantress who turned back towards the judge.

"We of planet earth choose to represen5 ourselves. How do you feel about not two, not three, but four parties in your War Pit!" Enchantress announced making the crowd chant with excitement. They all chanted. "Four" in their respective languages. Enchantress stared at the judged with a challenging look on her face. The judge nodded, making the crowd cheer in excitement. Omega and Aaron smiled as they walked towards the Enchantress. "Who would of thought that I'd be saving the world."

"All three of us can say the same to that. We have Aaron with the offense, me playing defense, and you coordinating. We can squash how ever many they throw at us." Omega said confidently, but perhaps he was being too optimistic.

"The Xyron choose 100 representatives!" The Xyron translator announced as 100 machines entered the arena. The trio looked at the army of machines in shock before they each sighed one at a time. The judge nodded and floated far above the arena to watch the battle.

"Why are we still near the center?" Enchantress asked the two men as they squared up in separate directions. Enchantress just shook her head before putting a hand on Omega and Aaron's backs and linking their minds.

Let's go! Their synced voices echoed through their minds.

Sigma


Let go you beast of a woman!" Sigma shouted as she was dragged away by Enyo. She kicked and scratched, but the demigoddess did not seem to lose any motivation of throwing her into one of the cells within the HQ.

Sigma kicked the force-field that kept the cell closed before attempting to use her power to teleport. As Enyo spoke to her, Sigma shot back with anger.

"Traitor?! I'm trying to help!" Sigma screamed. "Can't wait to hear when Mike and Aaron use you in their next game of hand-ball." Sigma said with venom.

@Wick
Sigma


"Whoa! Come on! We were playing defense! Last time I checked, the HQ was attacked when all the heroes left. The only ones left here were staff, Glitch, the doc, and poor ol' Visi-Play. R&D was trashed and everyone else was beaten senseless! Unless you want that to happen again, I suggest you get your tactics in order." Sigma said this with narrowed eyes before looking at Jessica. "Take those off her. She wasn't ignoring her comlink. I took hers while she was relaxing." Sigma said as she held the comlink up and then tossed it to Jessica. Sigma raised an eyebrow to Shiver. "Besides, benching two players on the team while you have two gone and one that can't control her powers yet, doesn't seem like a good mood. Especially if the Enchantress' buddies think we have her captive or dead." Sigma said the last part without thinking. @Wick@FunnyGuy
Sigma


Sigma was biting into an apple when her comlink blared due to someone being critically injured. With a wince, she removed the comlink and held it out from her to keep from hearing the alarm as loudly. Taking another bit of her apple, she teleported into the war room. As she looked over the war table, her eyebrows perked as she realized that some of the team arrived to the scene.

I guess I get to play defense. Who else is here... Ooh Jess!

Sigma teleported into her room and quickly changed into a bikini whole keeping her bright red apple and comlink in at least one of her hands. In seconds she found herself teleporting to the pool area, posing right in front of Jessica sporting a green two piece.

"You like? It's my first time trying it, so I figure I get another girl's opinion before I show off for the boys." Sigma winked. She kept up a cute smile until her comlink blared again. "Another one?" Sigma held the comlink out away from her again. "I figure we can stay here and defend the HQ while soaking in this amazing weather. You mind if I join?" Sigma asked, but she was not going to take no for an answer.

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Oh ok. And I see what you mean. If a character were against killing or just had stance not to do so if necessary, I could see them being troubled with the killings, especially when there are many ways to incapacitate an enemy.
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