Miris

Race: Changeling
Class: Part-Time Fighter
Location: Port Verge, Lhazaar Principalities
Interactions: Phia of the Double-Wave @princess, Elithar @Infinite Cosmos, and Bastion @Oso
Mentions: Everyone!
Equipment:
Attire: beige trousers, brown tunic, and worn brown boots
Gold Balance: 29 (Minerva shamelessly stole from Darius, but there may be more)
Injuries: None
Current Persona: Minerva
Minerva had been thinking about what to write in the journal when she felt Phia’s presence loom over her. Her initial instinct was to shoot a murderous scowl her way, but remembering the type of psychopathic individual Phia was, made Minerva simply grimace and keep her eyes on the pages in front of her.
“Listen to your cousin, Phia. I’ve been good.” The feline’s grimace morphed into an ear-to-ear grin. Two more, boys. I’m so good at this. Now to write. Minerva tailed behind the group, writing vigorously against the pages as she just let her idea of events flow from her imagination memory.
I couldn't let Wendel be the only star today, so you're welcome in advance for all the great things I’ve done! But I have a bone to pick with some of you!
Who the FUCK chose that airship?! It couldn't even survive an attack that Wendel… no offense Wendel …fended off pretty much by himself! There were others, but it was like a handful of people. Anyway, it crashed right into Darius' home turf! The Lhaazar Principalities! And yeah, I’m still kicking and still getting my playtime because I’m ME! You're welcome.
AND I found Meiyu for you Wendel! You were right, she's pretty as the nine, but she would NOT cough up the gold she owed you when I asked. Sooo, I threw a peach at her big dumb head. Pick better women! You’re welcome.
Anyway, we got boarded by pirates, like any other Tuesday in this shithole corner of the world. They wanted to take survivors to go meet with a Prince Dane. You know him, Darius?
So, like the born leader I am, I gathered up a group of some of the deadliest survivors and we volunteered to go meet the pirate prince. Wendel helped me with a few of these choices with his entry, but I did the leg work. They respect me! I have Menzai the Dogman, Bastion the Biggest (there is space here with intent to add more but she forgot), Stella the sweet and watchful birdy, Stella's loyal pet Tiefling, Ayra, Meiyu the Swindler, Elithar, Mr. Win-Win, Corin the Charming, and the most unhinged bitch I've met, Sweet Phia of the Double Wave. Pretty much the perfect team and they all love me. Every single one of them. You're welcome.
Oh, and I got the 3 coins Meiyu owed Wendel. You're welcome, again! Okay, I'm tired of writing and I want to eat!
Minvera 😺
P.S. First Four Better than Worst Four! And fuck you, Eleanor, for wasting all the money on rooms we didn't even fucking use, you spoiled little bitch!
Minerva shut the book, satisfied with her grand entry that she was sure even the likes of Vrexen would read before slipping it into her satchel. Lifting her face at none other than the Salty Squid might have been like something out of a dream for her. The aroma of food, the jeers from patrons, and the sight of full glasses landing on tables spoke to her in ways that could barely be contained. The only things she wished she had were the keen senses that Miris lacked.
“I love this place!” Minerva wore a toothy grin and strolled through the restaurant with a bit of a hop in her step.
"Fine. A pint for the table I suppose... Assuming I have enough coins. Otherwise you're out of luck. I'm not trading my wares or my body for you guys to drink yourselves silly. Hey bar-keep! A pint for each of my friends at the table here!"
“Good boyyy! I knew you weren’t that bad!” Minerva performed a short, rapid clap in both praise and excitement before seating herself at a table closest to a corner of the establishment. “Bastion! Come to mama! We have much to discuss, my second-in-command.” She pulled the seat out next to her for the warforged while bouncing her eyebrows suggestively.



