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7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@The 42nd Gecko
Don't forget Bonesword! He's currently being Viridi.
@Oraculum
I'd like for you to post, but if you want to wait that's cool too.
@Lauder
I shall pm you the deets.
@Lauder@BCTheEntity
Whatever way you do it is ok with me.

Also we have a skype group if you are interested.
Bonesword's Tale


The skeleton took his position at one of the podiums in the area and placed the phylactery he had around the top of his head, a bit of mending following it. After a bit of odd noises, the phylactery hung from the skeleton's hat, allowing for the item to hang on the top of his head without fear that it would fall. He wasn't able to keep it around his neck because it would slip through the bones and simply... well... fall. It would work placed up there, at least for the time being. Once at the podium, he began to survey the opponents he would be facing in this tournament.

First, the knight with his halberd... "Another melee fighter? Here? This man has nice tastes, and I'll have to give him the fight of his life it would seem. I'm glad to do so."

... to the soldier of the future... "Ranged fighter? He's gonna be tough. Maybe he'll listen to reason and give me a fighting chance though..."

... to the man with Doritos... "I have no words. None."

... to the dragon woman... "She reminds me of Diana... maybe she's vulnerable to my cutlass? I don't know."

... to the cereal mascot... "I want to fight you so badly. Not even to beat you, to see how it'll turn out rather."

... to the nun with a jetpack... "She's a nun. She's holy. Case closed."

... to the purple demon... "He's a demon. I've killed literal legions of people like him."

... to the towering ogre... "I could probably take him on without dying. Keyword is probably. He may be big, but so is his Achilles Heel."

... the one-handed brawler... "Scissors shouldn't beat rock, but I think it would here."

... the silver swordswoman... "Another master of the sword? She should be interesting to fight against."

... the kitsune... "Well then, isn't she going to be quite the troublemaker..."

... and lastly the Asian composer. "I can only imagine what he brings to the table."

Those were the only people that Bonesword could identify before he had his vision obscured by the fog swarming around the arena. When this happened, the swordsman drew his cutlass and Shroomblade in reaction, and had a bit of a realization as the fog coated the area. His face was not protected at all, by anything really. With quick thinking and a bit of chloromancy, a mask of mushroom-y defense fell from the brims of Bonesword's mushroom crown, and it slowly surrounded the rest of his head like it was a full mask. It was slightly painful, but the defense would be helpful in the long run.

Bonesword stood, ready to face who he would be fighting first.
@Lauder
This is a slick lizard and can join the quest for escaping Hell. Move her on over to the char tab.

As for an entrance, we can assume she was sleeping the whole ride until the crew stopped because of the event that caused the riddle, unless you have a better idea which I'm all ears for.
Bonesword


"Damn it! Charlie go underground!" was the next sentence that came out of the swordsman's mouth. He was not happy at all with what the flying Henry had just done to his new army, and he wasn't just going to let it slide. As Charlie dove underground to protect himself from the napalm, the skeleton had a few of his newly-summoned tree soldiers come forward and throw their bushy tops over him in protection. They'd be dying in his protection, but at least it wouldn't be too bad for them...

... or this just didn't happen and the army became a walking forest fire. Thanks Henry. The trees protecting Bonesword had returned to a dormant state of being normal trees that were on fire after they kept him from death, however, the rest of his army was given quite the interesting buff on top of being already pretty dope. A quick order from Bonesword had ordered the plants to stay away from him and to either douse themselves at all possible, or kamikaze if they were interrupted.

Simply put. "Stay away from me. Douse yourselves, then continue the original plan. If you are interrupted by an enemy, kamikaze them."

Charlie, meanwhile, was ordered to prepare for a launch towards other islands, carrying Bonesword along with him. Right now, though, this would be aimed somewhere else... where it was though was unknown.

@floodtalon
@Banana

Don't you know? Being on fire makes you stronger. Granted Henry dumped Napalm on them, not just set them ablaze. So it's more of a melting burn then a fire burn.

What he needs to do is voltron the burning tree people into the floating rock they're on and be a type of biomecha and punch stuff with FLAMING FISTS IF FURY!

All of this. I want this.

@Banana At whom? I don't think anyone else's army showed up yet, except the harpies, who are flying far away from your trees..

Let's assume they'll start to disperse around the battlefield, and occasionally I'll tag someone who would be a sensible kamikaze in my posts.
@TheWindel
Thanks Henry.
KAMIKAZE!
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