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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
9 likes
7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
7 likes
8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
3 likes

Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@Er0r
If it means anything, I like her. She seems like a cool enough dude.

Bonesword turned to face the Inquisitor before simply whistling for Stumpy to return to his side, patting his head once he did so. "Calm down, inquisitor. I only threw one sword," the skeleton started off by saying, but stopped speaking as he saw the Killa Khans bounding towards the Inquisitor and Alexi. Seemingly automatic, the skeleton hopped onto the top of Stumpy and passed a command to him, causing him to bound towards the Khans with excitement as the skeleton slashed the two Killa Khans. He knew it wouldn't do any damage to them, but it'd at the very least draw their fire. "Come at me, you hunks of junk!" After Bonesword taunted, Stumpy prepared to book it outside and into the street.
@Lucius Cypher
I'm waiting on Gecko before I have Bonesword go for another round in the brawl.

@Awesomoman64
It was meant to be the boost, but the mushroom was replaced with Bonesword's real skull.
@Awesomoman64
Man. Take a short nap and suddenly you miss all the fun talk. All I can say is, the chase scene will more than likely turn into an F-Zero type race. That or a futuristic Mario Kart. (Which of course would make Bonesword our Toad.)


I HAVE A SUDDEN URGE TO DRAW THIS
@Mega Birb
Kill Master and Bonesword have a lot more in common than I first thought.
@The 42nd Gecko
I'd say that Artoria would be a special case in the journal, specifically she'd have a single page that conforms to her current forms at any given time.


@TheWindel@KoL
Here she is. I hate writing history (especially today since I wrote three essays in 2 hours) and I put this together in a short span of time, so it's gonna be mildly shit.
<Snipped quote by Banana>

To the orgy or the chase?


Both.
Obviously we need to work to solve this issue! I recommend that this brawl turn into an orgy!

Or even better, a street race! Tatiana, Endian, and Hibiki hop into her car and chase after some fellas in a action-acked adventurer through the city of Hyperion! Chasing after them is Wolf and Bonesword riding on their WAR BIKE! Along for the ride is Alexi on her stump.


Yes.
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