If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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Identities are confusing to figure out.
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How do wing.
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Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio
Well hello.
I guess I should introduce myself, huh.
I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.
I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.
I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.
I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.
"What do you call a cow with two legs?" "Lean beef."
Bonesword turned to face the Inquisitor before simply whistling for Stumpy to return to his side, patting his head once he did so. "Calm down, inquisitor. I only threw one sword," the skeleton started off by saying, but stopped speaking as he saw the Killa Khans bounding towards the Inquisitor and Alexi. Seemingly automatic, the skeleton hopped onto the top of Stumpy and passed a command to him, causing him to bound towards the Khans with excitement as the skeleton slashed the two Killa Khans. He knew it wouldn't do any damage to them, but it'd at the very least draw their fire. "Come at me, you hunks of junk!" After Bonesword taunted, Stumpy prepared to book it outside and into the street.
Man. Take a short nap and suddenly you miss all the fun talk. All I can say is, the chase scene will more than likely turn into an F-Zero type race. That or a futuristic Mario Kart. (Which of course would make Bonesword our Toad.)
@The 42nd Gecko I'd say that Artoria would be a special case in the journal, specifically she'd have a single page that conforms to her current forms at any given time.
Personality: Lillian exists as a burning beacon of health and influence, as well as being a total freak when in any sort of social situation. She isn't the best in social environments, and often will make a situation awkward if she gets involved. Outside of being a complete dolt in conversation, Lillian eagerly enjoys being an alchemist (although she's nowhere near the likes of Hohenheim's talent) and a doctor, and she displays an unsettling amount of intelligence when it comes to the anatomy of anything she comes across.
History: Serving as a common doctor for any of the humans in Hyperion, Lillian got a call one day from someone in the military, who desperately told her that they needed immediate help with someone who was dying of some... unknown disease. Lillian answered the call and was successful in her attempts to cure the afflicted person, although they did have to lose their entire leg to do so, but they didn't hold Lillian accountable for the leg, as it allowed them to get a pretty sweet robotic implant as a result.
As Lillian got more calls, she eventually quit her old job and directly joined the military as a sort of combat medic. She expected to immediately begin fighting in the battle of Arcadia, but she was unable to do so due to a heavy workload and a lack of any equipment at the time. Thankfully, Lillian finally received her things recently and is ready to get on the field and heal the shit out of some robots and people... and the occasional demon or angel, should they be proving his/herself helpful to the cause of the Machina.
Powers: Alchemical Knowledge - Lillian possesses an incredible amount of knowledge when it comes to alchemy, and while what she creates isn't as extravagant as Hohenheim's creations, the effects of her concocted potions are incredibly varied, ranging from sexual frenzy to an instant-cure of afflictions. Heightened Pain Tolerance - Lillian often uses her own body as the subject for her potions, and while she's felt great pain from her experiments, they have resulted in her nerve endings becoming damaged to the point where all pain she feels is greatly lessened. If she screams, it will hurt like absolute HELL.
Weapons / Equipment: The Anatomical Journal - A magical book of unknown origin that, when in the proximity of any unrecorded species, jots down the details of their anatomy. This journal is limited to only being able to record the anatomy of living beings, but it still proves it's uses even with that limit. The Chemical Hose - A very useful weapon that uses the potions that Lillian creates as ammunition. The hose fires the loaded potions out as a condensed shot rocketing out at 70 PSI, and all effects of the potion are included in the shot. Somehow, the weapon manages to elongate the use of the potions by an unknown method of conservation. The Mask of Stability - Lillian's mask is able to prevent any sort of airborne ailments to affect her, as her mask keeps the air that she breathes safe from anything that may adversely affect her airways and anything inhaled by these airwaves. Lillian's Sunday Best - Her standard apparel, reinforced by leather padding in crucial spots, and typically overlaying a series of Kevlar padding. It's surprisingly protective, all things considered.
@TheWindel@KoL Here she is. I hate writing history (especially today since I wrote three essays in 2 hours) and I put this together in a short span of time, so it's gonna be mildly shit.
Obviously we need to work to solve this issue! I recommend that this brawl turn into an orgy!
Or even better, a street race! Tatiana, Endian, and Hibiki hop into her car and chase after some fellas in a action-acked adventurer through the city of Hyperion! Chasing after them is Wolf and Bonesword riding on their WAR BIKE! Along for the ride is Alexi on her stump.
[center][h3][u]Well hello.[/u][/h3]
I guess I should introduce myself, huh.
I'm [color=00aeef]Gardevoiran[/color], just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.
I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.
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I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.
I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.
"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."[/center]
<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;"><div class="bb-center"><div class="bb-h3"><span class="bb-u">Well hello.</span></div><br>I guess I should introduce myself, huh.<br><br>I'm <font color="#00aeef">Gardevoiran</font>, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.<br><br>I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.<br><br><a target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" href="https://ko-fi.com/U7U1HBS5"><img src="https://az743702.vo.msecnd.net/cdn/kofi1.png?v=0" /></a><br><br>I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not. <br><br>I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.<br><br>"What do you call a cow with two legs?"<br>"Lean beef."</div></div>