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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

YO RUFUS IS COMING BACK?!

Slick. I never got the chance to meet Rufus.

How will Lucille react though, is the question?
Sparce - Farce's Apartment
@Solokolos@Eklispe@Spiffy

"DAAUGH-SHIT!" Dunn fell over onto the ground when he (and Gaia) was surprised by the sudden appearance of Limbo, scampering to get back up and stare at the cape in her face. As he stood back up, Dunn immediately took his gun out and raised it to the unwanted guest, but lowered it when he realized that you can't effectively... um... shoot a ghost. Limbo wanted help though, which was odd, as she was asking a group of... 'heroes' for help with gang-related violence. "... what're we gonna do?" "We're gonna ride this out and follow behind Judah." Dunn holstered his weapon as he looked at Judah for an answer to his next question. "Farce wants to know what we're going to do... and I also do..."
Kyoshi - Minutemen Office
@ProPro

The cosplaying cape walked into the workshop, wearing a scarf over her face instead of her normal makeup. She... negotiated her being able to do this with G4M3R earlier. She had a less-combat-ready attire on too, still going with a jade shirt emblazoned with a custom Earth Kingdom-styled M symbol on it (she cleared up copyright issues in the week, so G4M3R could at least sell those on a website), but the shirt didn't do much justice when it was shown that her arms were heavily bandaged. Celia... well... she was quite a fan of metal, it would seem.

"... am I interrupting something...?" Kyoshi heard the commotion in G4M3R's room, which is why she left to check what was going on, but she was afraid that this lady was a bit more than a client, rather a possible... let's not assume much with that. "Oh what? Damn, nice wing cap." Kyoshi picked the gadget up and placed it back on G4M3R's desk, then she went to stand beside her leader with her arms behind her back, patiently awaiting to hear what this job was going to be.


Overlook - PRT Headquarters
@Eklispe

The handicapped gentleman was a bit concerned with how the public reacted to his introduction, but he let that slide. He understood why the people were a bit at odds with having a cripple in the PRT as a cape, but he was willing to show that he can help out! Hell, he was ready to show that he can do shit and make a name for himself! Hell, maybe if he made a big enough name, he'd be able to sell toys of the Eye! That'd be awesome!

Alas, this didn't compare to the boredom he was experiencing. Ruben was busy looking for a job to get him some easy cash as he mulled over an idea for the PRT to hire him on for a certain task. He just hoped he didn't have to wait long, although every minute with Clancy was welcomed as the small puppy slept in the amputee's lap.

"... if I hadn't met a gooder boy..."
@TheWindel@KoL
I'd like to request that I can add plants to BS's arsenal at will, and I have a decent list of them to add, so in a way to keep him semi-balanced, I'd like to propose that every IC Bonesword post (where he's near his house) I make until the next battle, I can choose to add a single plant to his arsenal of my creation (nothing too strong, I've reviewed over them multiple times).

Starting after this post, of course.
Bonesword
-Into Intermission-

"It's not how all of the Machina act," Bonesword spoke up after Helena decided to spit on the name of the side he was fighting on. In a sense, Bonesword found it quite ironic that out of all the Machina representation, he, a demon, was being the most civil in this situation. He hated that, and he hated that because of Wolf's actions, he was close to losing his only real chance of a friend he didn't have to fight in the war every other week. It was frustrating, to say the least.

The skeleton's voice echoed through the very realm that was nothing. "If I may apologize for the rude..." Bonesword glared at Wolf as he paused. "... actions of my fellow Machina. They're both a bit weary of the nature of this place, and the... um... nature of what you're doing. This place is just one big illusion after all. That being said..." Bonesword paused again, his sword being sheathed in his hilt along his belt.

"I'm not gonna leave this place. I still have a certain ghost in Heaven that I'm trying to get back with after my own failures, and while the idea of a world in my own image is nice, it wouldn't be the same without her. The real her. Not to mention, I have a pet project still brewing here, and if it's going to be ready, I might have to go back and monitor it. Even without those things, Hyperion is my home. I've been treated with some form of hospitality by those who just see me as another person, and I still have to pay my tab at the bar for breaking a table last week, even though it was totally Firefly's fault."

Bonesword began walking toward the Nexus portal, his plants and summons being dispelled at his will. "All of you that want to defect from your sides, if the Machina won't treat you with any respect, you have my word as an ex-necromancer that I will treat you respectfully, unless you've earned my disrespect. If any of you need to find me, I'll be on the outskirts of Hyperion, doing some botany."

"Oh, but before I go, Helena?" Bonesword turned around in front of the portal, his back against it slightly.

"Don't call me bonehead." The skeleton raised his hand, flipping up his middle finger at Helena as he fell backwards into the portal, a dark smirk appearing on his skull.



Bonesword reappeared near his home in Hyperion, his back against the ground. He stood up from his arrival and walked towards the house, noticing a small package on the faded welcome mat. He had to get that replaced soon, but that would come later. Right now, he was really excited for what was in the package.

His exo-shield, expertly-crafted by his gearsmith in Hyperion, with a small note attached to it. The skeleton walked inside and gently placed his package on his table, making sure that he could see the note while he opened his delivery. Bonesword read the letter aloud as he tore through the cardboard with a tiny sword letter opener. The only Christmas present he's ever received.

"Sorry this took a bit longer than expected. You've always come to me for when you've needed swords, and despite your meager paycheck of being a soldier, you've managed to pay the bill and even tip every time. I figured that this would be a suitable 'thank you', even though it came late due to my lack of appropriate parts. KC-00032 shut down and kept my material flow from arriving on time. Still, I hope you enjoy it thoroughly."

It wasn't much trouble to be a good customer when you never bought food. The majority of Bonesword's paycheck went to pots and swords, to be frank. In any case, the skeleton equipped his new and shiny shield to his waist, feeling a very lightweight shield wash over him as he moved to his backroom. It was nice to finally be armored for once, but he would definitely need power to back up his newly acquired armor.

It was time to do some botany, and possibly find a way to send a letter to Abigail.
@floodtalon@Lucius Cypher
Worst case, I'm working on a post that may convince Henry to join the Machina as the same rank Bonesword is at, if not a bit higher due to Henry's power.
@ProPro
Jeez. Not because of the 100 dollar thing, but like the rest of that involves that island.
@ProPro
I like how BS is convicted for a Lawn Care ordinance. How much belli is that worth?
@LHudson
I guess I'll be the one to answer that, should nobody else want to answer that call.
I feel like I know what this is, but I'll keep my mouth shut.

ALTHOUGH I AM VERY EAGER FOR IT.
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