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7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

Anomaly


It took Xoxi a grand total of a second before she realized what 'suiting up' actually meant, or at least what she thought it meant. They were fuckin'. Good luck head maybe? Maybe something a bit more... power-related? Eh, Xoxi would think about it later. Right now, she had to focus on something else.

Xoxi went to get her hoodie, when she realized that it wasn't actually here. Pudding was picking it up, probably... hopefully... Xoxi was not sure on how the hospital would react to a pile of sludge going in to retrieve her hoodie. Maybe they'd be cool with it? Pudding knew a few people there because of his AA meetings a forever ago, but would they still let him go in and get her hoodie? Hell if Anomaly knew and cared. That hoodie was toast, but she was still willing to fight without her persona. It'd be toougher, but hey, she had done it before.

The teen jogged in place a bit, trying to get used to her sore leg, then stopped and faced Alex. "Being Anomaly isn't important, Heroes are Heroes, and I'm ready to get this shit settled." Xoxi's hand flew up to her side and did something akin to a fist pump. She was ready, she was enthusiastic, but most of all she wanted one thing.

Revenge.

@Old Amsterdam@TheHangedMan@Regitnui
Anomaly
Near a crashed VTOL


Anomaly noted the sudden appearance of Sickle before all else, and immediately saw him as a target for her fists. A purple ghost fist appeared below Sickle and came up, aiming directly for his jaw before all else, the main goal of imparting a feeling of fear into his head. Specifically, a drive to get out of here and flee, hopefully quelling what's going on here.

[-1 FEAR EMOTION (if successful)]

With that, Anomaly turned back towards the battlefield and began looking for more things to punch and emotions to steal. Fear was good, infatuation was funny, but either would do. After all, how could someone fight someone they were infatuated with? Probably regretfully... yeah maybe she should just stick to grabbing fear.

"If you guys see anyone scared, let me know!"

@Sickle-cell@PlatinumSkink
BoBonesword - Solo Performance

Charlie tossed the Egg Timer to his master, who caught it nicely. Charlie didn't have any bones to break, and despite what many thought, he wouldn't simply die from a hammer strike. The best way to kill a plant monster is by cutting it. That being said, there was a significant portion of the snake that was compressed, which looked extremely painful and bound to bust if hit again. Charlie didn't want to get involved unless he had to, seeing what kind of power the clown wielded.

Looks like a solo performance!

BoBonesword backpedaled, dodging the oncomng strike barely and following up by grabbing hold of the giant hammer barely, clinging to it as he swung around the room. It was there that, with his balloon sword in his mouth and his free hand clutching onto the Timer, that BoBonesword saw it fitting to try something. Something stupid.

He turned the timer on, setting it to some random amount of time, pointing the dial straight up. Gravity began to shift as BoBonesword understood what it did. The timer changed the pull of gravity for the user! Pretty neat, but kind of especially here. The shift of gravity pulled not only BoBonesword up, but the clown as well (unless, he let go of his hammer). Hopefully this would do something to even out the playing field.
@Sickle-cell
Does Xoxi see Sickle right now? I have a stupid idea.
"Don't worry kids. I'm comin'," Tibulus muttered as he continued dodging, taking control of one of the side guns and using it to fire at the opposite ship. Specifically, the guns of the opposite ship. He couldn't keep dodging so many guns at once, he would eventually take more and more damage to the point where he'd get in trouble with Stryker. The only thing that scared him about that was the threat that Stryker would, in some way, keep Tibulus from taking ownership of the Revenant when this was all over. That'd be all the payment he needed.

A green light erupted from one of the guns, followed by another from a separate gun as they were both taken out of commission, a smirk grazing Tibulus' skull. "That should make it easier on me." The cigar in Tibulus' mouth had burned to a crisp at this point, but just as quickly as it was dropped from the mouth, another one was there, a spark emerging from Tibulus' hand as it was ignited. After taking a deep puff of smoke, the Funganoid returned to his duty of dodging, hoping that everything was going OK on the other ship.

@Crossfire
Oh shit when was the last time I posted here?

*checks*

... I'll get to that.
@Lugubrious
I may be a bit tardy on my posting for next round. Depends on how busy I am with my schedule and what-not.
@Skinner35

The Busted Mug. One of the finer inns of the city, where more half-races were allowed without much prejudice. If you could simply afford your drinks and room, the innkeep didn't mind you hanging around unless you broke a table or two. There was once a group of people who busted an entire door down after chopping a half-elf's head off. The place had to get new ownership after that since half of the inn burned. A few patrons gathered around the counter and tables, regaling in tales of their youth or gambling their hard earned cash away to the poker cheat. He always had a king. Alas, there's one person of intrigue here at the Busted Mug. At least, he was of some intrigue to the goblin that barged into the inn.

"Tobiash Shkinner! Ish Tobiash Shkinner in here anywhere?!"
Anomaly


"I-If my opinion matters, I think if we all worked together we could do it..." Xoxi said as her hands flew to a blanket nearby, draping it around the girl and tying it off at the bottom. It was something like her hoodie, even if it was a bit warmer... and without pockets.

"Hell, I think we have no chance unless we work together. If someone out there can solo one of those Highs, then it's clear that we need to work together to take them down. In any case, I'm dying to get some sweet vengeance for Lucky." Xoxi shuddered at the mention of her friend, but powered through it and continued to talk. "I don't know how much help I'll be, but with the Highs as my witness, I'll punch the crap out of whatever you want."

@Old Amsterdam@TheHangedMan@Regitnui
@PlatinumSkink@Sickle-cell
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