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I guess my comfort zone is "eccentric side character."

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Dog was content to wait for a bit. The smell was unbearable, no one liked him, and he actually doubted that the zombies were going to go after the big clown. That just made sense, didn't it? There was no real point in going out there when the big guy was perfectly safe.

That's when the elevator tipped itself forward and almost spat his and the blob girl out onto the ground. Dog tumbled into a sitting position, resting on his haunches as every undead monstrosity but one seemed to home in on their position. He stood, grimacing, as the first one stepped forward. Dog reached back his arm and plunged it forward as the thing clumsily lunged at him, wide mouthed. The strike went into its mouth and Dog felt three fingers wrap around the things crooked teeth and with a heavy grunt he he lifted, ripping the entire top half of the things head clean off. The body stumbled for a moment before collapsing on the ground, the half-head cracking against the ground a few feet away.

That was it, right? That's how it was in all the movies. You take out the head and the thing dies. That was Zombie rule #1.

Rule #2, though, was don't get bit. That was another important rule that jumped through his mind, at least for him and Mikkish, as four more of the things stumbled toward him. The safe space that Mikkish has cleared out was rapidly beginning to be filled in, and not getting bitten would be much harder than it sounded if these things were able to come at you from all directions. Dog whipped his leg out at one of the newcomers, sending the thing moaning to the ground, before his spin and bringing his leg high. The next zombie in line had its head shattered like a melon under the force of dogs heel. The other two, however, were right behind that one and Dog felt their grasping fingernails dig in to his arms an shoulders as he brought his leg back on the ground. With their snapping jaws so close he reached up and dug his fingers into both their chests, sinking their their putrefying flesh and holding them at length by their rib-cages as they snapped at him. "Zanni, I think these guys are more interested in us than what you've got to say."

And there were more coming. He could see that their were more coming and that this was only going to get harder the more their were. You couldn't fight them out in the open, there needed to be a choke point. His eyes fixed on the pair of escalators headed to the upper level. Those could work, but there was a sea of these things between them and their small group. He looked grimly between the zombies currently struggling in his grip, then had a idea.

"This way!" He shouted, lifting both zombie bodily from the ground. He brought them close, pressed his shoulders into the chests just low enough to be out of biting range, and let out a scream as he charged into the sea of the dead using the two zombies as a battering ram to clear a path to the escalators.

@MikkishtheLeprechaun@Strong Potato@Karkinos
Nasearph Sana
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"Ahhhhhhh," Ria screamed along with the crowd as she walked out with the Vigilantes to the riotous cheers. She sneered up at the exited faces in the audience, her eye giving her a detailed look at each individual face, no matter how far away they were. "What a bunch of sheep." She said. "None of them know us, they're just wrapped up in the narrative. Guess that's what an underdog story gets you, huh King?"

"You know, I believe we were informed that the field was for people that would actually be fighting today." Nasearph said testily beside her.

"You're just salty because you oven roasted yourself for nothing." Ria replied quietly. Naseraph unconsciously glanced down in the direction of his chest, still feeling the burns that he'd paid to develop a technique that he would not have the opportunity to use. Ria caught the gesture and grinned, leaning in. "You've got no one to blame but yourself. They announced what the tournament would be ages ago. You'd have know that if you ever paid attention."

"I do not believe I need tournament advice from the girl no one was willing to team up with."

"Yeah, it's such a shame." Ria replied, actually narrowing her eyes in displeasure at the people around her. She knew she was only a reserve member, but damn, you'd think some desperate straggler from either the vigs or her school would at least have the backbone to suffer her for a day if it meant they'd be able to compete. She really wanted to get into the ring. "Oh well, C'est la vie. Guess you wont be able to enjoy the results of all that training we did together."

"Yes." Naseraph said, completely blank faced. "How sad you will not be able to display the ancestral techniques of my people. How deplorable it is that these skills you blackmailed out of me will be of no use to you today."

Ria searched his face for anything, but the bird-man was really good at masking his intentions from her now. That was good. Every moment he had to display the real Nasearph to avoid showing her something it easier for him to be himself. As a reward, she decided to scope out the competition for anyone he would have to look out for. That was when she saw something...interesting. "What the fuck?" She asked to no one in particular before a ghastly smile began to spread across her face. She looked over Naseraph to Wolf and Micheal a raised her voice. "You boys take care of this tender birdbrain, make sure he doesn't fly face first into any more bonfires. There's something I've got to go check out about Wolf's side-piece."

As the girl took off across the field during the opening ceremony without a care of who saw her, Nasearph straightened himself back up and focused on the task at hand. "There's no need to worry about me. Michael got worse than this at the apartment." He said to his teammates. "In a physical contest like this there's no way the three of us can lose if we're together."

@KillamriX88@RoflsMazoy@Scarifar



As people began to join in with Andreim's rousing VICTORY chant Ria integrated herself into the back of the group and started to to slip between people until she made her way to Meredith side. "So," she asked conspiratorially, just loud enough for the demon to hear. "Who did you fuck last night? Or whatever it is that you did that turned your body language Topsy-turvy. Honestly, I written you off as ever being about to walk around with the sort of self-love I see right now."

@AtomicNut
Dog just covered his nose and prayed. The one was bad enough, but this whole place was full of the stink of dead. How did they all walk with injuries like that. He let out a low whine. "Yeah. Maybe they're friendly. Everything else so far has been."
Now Dog stood stood there alone. Everyone had runoff in some form or another. "Even even the clown monster." he grumbled. "Is it me? Is it something that I'm doing."

He heard the clown bellow something about an elevator and growled to himself as he turned around and walked toward it. He hoped the elevator wasn't the only way out, he didn't want to have to share an elevator with that guy.
The woman pushed past Dog and sprinted down the hallway in the face of the monster clown, followed closely by the normal guy and the giant android creature, leaving only Dog and the quivering, white hot blob all on their lonesome to face the creature. Dog looked down to the blob for some kind of signal, decided that there probably wasn't going to be any help from that direction this time, and took a step forward to place himself in front of it.

As he did he was hit with the smell, stinking rot that was torture on the nose, and he had to grip it like a life preserver to keep the smell from seeping in. What in the world was this Frankenstein nonsense? "Hi Bozo" he said awkwardly. "I'm Dog. This is my friend," He said, gesturing to the magma creature. "I don't know it's name. It just woke up here, like me I think. Like you? Did you just wake up here too?"
Character writing herself
Mephisto's wicked Training for the Wickedly Inclined: Princess Game END!


“Alright, I trust all teams are formed then? Just remember, this is only for Mephisto trainees only. Phallic Tuna, you’re in charge of counting, remember? So you’re going to be running around the battlefield all the time. Besides given what happened during the last sparring, I ain’t set you loose against my other students. So chin up.!” Teacher Maskono waggled her finger at the masked student, who gave a grunt of compliance.

“All right, you’ve got 1 minute to take positions.” Begin!”.

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"Slamming someone unconscious is a valid defense?" Vittorio asked in a serious but unphased way.

“Ahah, time for questions is out! You will have to find out.!” Suzume answered as she kept track of a Watch, while the Fallen One was starting to write in a notebook.

The ghostly form that was Vittorio didn’t waste more time when the practice began, he’d spread his tentacle like wings widely covering both of his allies on each side. His expression cold and not currently having any emotion shown. His enemy was not Alto, neither could he go forwards being aggressively. So he began to do his best at defending the other two with outstretched appendages when the attacker would get too close to them.

------------------------------------------ Practice over.

When the training had begun, Yuuto had immediately just sat and observed his opponents. Vittorio’s initial protection was enough for him to work out how to best approach the situation. When he seen an opening, he took it. He disappeared into the Void, casually bypassing their opponents’ defenses. After some tricky maneuvering (and assistance from Vittorio), Yuuto managed to launch an offensive on their princess. Having just appeared in front of her face, his offensive caused the defending Princess to break the rules by defending herself. Most would argue that it was a dirty tactic, but Yuuto didn’t care. A ninja used every tool at their disposal, dirty or not.

Vittorio stood silently, slightly hovering above the ground half of his tentacle like wings had been torn off at the end of the practice, caused by Annabelle whom had resorted to physical attacks after noticing her poisons did nothing to his astral form. “They are not Alto…” Vittorio said as a matter of fact, to no-one in particular while facing Bak.

Bak, for her part, was smiling, shivering, and trying to force down a batch of sick that kept trying to push its way out her throat every now and again. Her armor was coated in a sparkly layer of frost only marred by the ghoulish globs of poison that could be seen sticking up like molehills from various places on her body. Not that that was her teams fault. Halfway through the skirmish Bak had made the tactical decision to send Vittorio off to defend Yuuto and just tank whatever was thrown at her. Which had been substantial, seeing as pretty well 90% of the people here had a bone to pick with her.

It had been a worthwhile gamble. They’d cleaned house working in tandem. “I-i-i-is go-o-od it was no-n-not Alto.” She said, the sound of her front teeth clashing against her metal lower jaw joining with the light washing maching machine like sound she made when she shivered. “You d--d-do not have to be so se-se-serious then, da? Have s-s-s-some fu-fu-fu-fun.”

Vittorio’s ghostly form kept looking Bak over. Some part of her he found highly admirable, despite her being a part of this den of sin. “If you are not serious and strong you will die… or someone you know will die.” He answered the metal clad girl as he stretched out one of his tentacles out to wipe off some of the collection of frost and shrapnel stuck on her metal parts. “I have questions for you Bak.” He slowly turned to Yuuto. “Not for you.”.

“D-d-do not be so m-m-m-ean, you were just wo-wo-woking s-s-s-so well together.” Bak said, while three others watched the trio.

“I can't believe they got past you…” Annabelle sat cross legged, clothing shredded and covered in her own drying blood. She’d gotten carried away and bear-hugged a particularly… spiky classmate… before breathing poison down his throat of course. Her near unstoppable nature had let her run solo and wreak havoc -- until she’d come across Bak. The tank girl just wouldn’t go down-

“This is your fault. You didn’t finish her off,” Gabriel told her.

“Hey, I was trying to help!”

“Who defeated us?” he asked.
“The… ninja?”

“Whose team was he on?”

“B-Bak’s…” Annabelle’s head lowered in shame. She’d tried to go back to her teammates and help, but had gotten tangled up in Vittorio. Gabriel had then tried to help her… and thus Goldi had been caught out by Yuuto… and in a panic tried to defend herself, getting them all disqualified.

“If you had finished her, their team would have been removed from the game anyway…” Gabriel sighed. “Well, it’s over then. I'm leaving.” He seemed calm, yet clearly not pleased with the outcome.

“Leaving already?” The transfer student with the mask addressed the trio, as he dropped some medical supplies for them to lick their wounds. “Since this is not getting anywhere with you people, why don’t you try a different approach. See what went wrong, admit your own shortcomings and don’t do next time. This is called training for a reason.” Celestine said, a hint of annoyance in his voice, having had to sit in the sidelines.

“Now where’s the forklift for Bak’s medical aid…” The masked student muttered, but then spotted the blasted figure of Suzume Maskono approaching the girl and lifting her in her strong arms. She was probably saying something along the lines…

“You got too carried away Bak, you should pay attention to your health sometimes. Still, well done! You were one of the best princesses.” Teacher Maskono said, as he carried the wounded girl.

“T-t-teacher, w-w-wait I can still walk.” Bak said, her insistence falling on deaf ears. She kicked her legs for a little bit, decided that was useless, and brought her hood arm up to her mouth and cupped it. “We w-w-will talk, Vittorio, I promised! Mr. N-n-ninja, thank you again! We c-c-could not have done it without you. Void w-w-wisdom carries day!”

“You failed in defending as much as they did in attacking.” Vittorio said somewhat in defense of Annabelle towards Gabriel. “There were two to protect. Not one. Perhaps next time you should be the princess.” He said in a cold but honest voice before floating after Suzume and Bak. He had questions still for Bak. He lowered his head in a greeting way to Celestine on the way.

Yuuto said nothing to either of his teammates as they left, and instead went home to report on how things had gone today to his parents.
@Assallya@Karkinos@MikkishtheLeprechaun@Samdragonx

"Whoa, whoa, we're not gonna kill ya," Dog said, holding his hands up and bringing his hand his finger up to his teeth. "Shhhhh! We don't know what else is here."
@MikkishtheLeprechaun@Karkinos@Samdragonx@Assallya

Apparently only the blob had a problem with Dog face, which he didn't really know how to take. Still he slunk along at the rear of what was no doubt the oddest procession there ever was, senses on high alert for any danger from behind. It wasn't long before they stumbled upon what the big guy had apparently sensed.

He stared at the woman laid across the floor with utter bewilderment. At first he thought she might be dead, but no. As they got closer he could see her breathing. Just asleep, like they'd all been. "Ya' know..." He started slowly, "I was thinking this might be some kind of weapons test before now. Ya' know, catch a bunch of people and stick them in a lab, let a monster out to see how it does, that sort of thing. I mean, that made sense between me, and them," He pointed at the blob, the reached out and put a hand on the big guy. Maybe a little hard, in case he wanted to make good on his intention of making a snack of what they'd found. "And this guy. And maybe you," He said to Mikkish. "I didn't know what your deal was, but I figured it had to be something seeing as your pretty calm about the three of us."

He looked back down at sleeping beauty. "But why would you put a showgirl into something like that?"
@Samdragonx@Karkinos@MikkishtheLeprechaun

As he saw the strange thing Dog stopped and brought his hands up in a fighting stance. But the thing didn't attack. Instead it just stood there, cycling through different noises. It stood there, roaring and screeching and...was that wood? Dial up? Wait, yeah, it was trying to communicate. No sooner had he though that then the thing started speaking in English. Asking him if he were friend or foe.

"Uhhhhh..." he started, before suddenly the choice was made for him. The blob monster from before put itself between them. Dog, who hadn't even realized it could move that fast, leaped back. His shirt pulled down in the jump exposing his pearly whites for all to see. But he figured that if weird things like those two were also just victims in all this anyone who'd be worried about his mouth was crazy. "Uhhhhh, yeah." Dog said, pointing at the blob. "What he said. Friend." He tuned his head and called around the corner. "Hey, um, huhh, Manacles! Hey! Turns out we're all friends here. Over here."
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