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Level 4 - (24/40) + 3

Location: The Edge of Blue ~ Limsa Lomiscuttel Port ---> Cute Girls Doing Naval Warfare






Sakura unfortunately didn't have time to share the harrowing tale of warfare and rescue out over the water, as it was time to roll out across the waves. The party split up, with the Scouting Gang + Koopa King taking their places aboard their now comfortable airship and the rest answering Captain Brineybeard's call and stepping up the gangplank onto his living ship. Along with them came their Admiral appointed minder, Chao Hu. Maybe the admiral just wanted some assurance that they weren't going to...well, no, the whole plan was for them to ditch the battle so it couldn't be that. Did she think they were going to turn on them in the middle of the fight? What was one girl going to do in that case? Did she want someone she trusted to lay eyes on whatever horror they would be facing later, or was the shipgirl going to jump off the back of the ship when it came time for them to pull away from the fighting and join her sisters? He decided to put those questions out of his mind, at least until he saw what she did when that time came.

As the anchor was weighed and Shippy pulled away from the dock Link threw himself at the mast and scrambled up to the top, pulling himself up onto the lip of the crows nest. Holding on to the mast with one hand to keep him steady, he stood atop it and pulled up the Shiekah Slate. He noticed with some surprise that another rune had reactivated itself some time last night, a note he stored away for later, before hitting the photo rune and raising the slate up to his eyes.

The sight of the Limsa grand fleet setting out across the water was something else, and from his vantage point he could capture a good chuck of it. Inaudible under the cheers of the towns hopeful citizens and the breaking of waves there was a snap. A third memory was catalogued in the slate.




Link spent the majority of the trip up there in the crows nest enjoying the scenery, the salty wind that blew past his face, and taking photos of the local wildlife. There wasn't a stretch of water that went by where his interest wasn't piqued, either from something semi-hidden in the depths or resting on the shore. If he were going at his own pace he would have investigated them all, but with no time and no map to mark them on he had to just let mysteries like that beached ship go unprobed, probably forever. The thought wounded his adventures spirit.

He could be a sailor, he thought. He had a ton of experience with rafts and what was a ship if not a raft that doubled as a house? He bet he could get Bolson to build him a ship, and if not just have him build two houses in the style of Lurelin Village and then stick them together. They didn't have to go out into the ocean, they could stay by the coast like this. Leisurely sailing along, surviving on fish, mooring up on exotic beaches, and taking in whatever was over the next horizon. Not a care in the world, just him and...

He sighed sadly, his heart pulling him away from the scenery. He'd have to find her again first of course, but after that? Sailing. Once he didn't have to be a hero anymore he'd try his hand at sailing.




It was after the Navy's first contact with the enemy that Link's position on Shippy radically changed. He hadn't be able to catch the first encounter, looking out over the ocean and using the zoom function to spot the aftermath of the short fight. After that all notion of enjoying the scenery was forgotten as he shifted gears from passenger to lookout. The slate rested under his hand on the railing of the nest so he could have the greatest field of view possible to spot where the sea began to churn and battle was joined, and he would bring it quickly up to zoom in wherever violence erupted. As he did he tried to learn as much about the Abyssal's way of fighting as he could, noting the flashes of their cannons and the small flying objects that they sent at one another, but he could never make out much. Between the distance, the monsters ducking in and out of the waves as they pleased, and the shipgirls bombing his photos as effectivity as they did the enemy, he couldn't even get one good picture of an Abyssal.

Instead he settled for calling down a play by play of each encounter to anyone that wanted to listen.

"Three black fish have got one of the short girls isolated from the rest. They just popped up right in the middle of the group and went for the weakest looking one." He called out, watching for the umpteenth time today leaping shapes with gnashing teeth pursue a girl as she skated back. "She's shooting, shooting, she got one but the others got her by the leg. I think her mates are gonna reach her it time thoug-HYAAA!" He screamed, leaning in and staring intently. "Noting to worry about." he called down after a moment, impressed. "The shark woman just got both of them. Bit them right in half while they were on her, I can see the heads dissolving." He put the slate down and whistled. "That woman is a terror."

It was while he was watching the girls squamates carrying their injured friend to the backlines that he heard Ms. Fortune calling a team meeting, so he climbed out of the nest and slid down the mast to join her. What she had to say wasn't very heartening. A shipgirl had been murdered last night, and Ms. Fortune apparently had a number one suspect. Link struggled to place a face to the name Sephiroth, but cottoned on pretty quickly when she talked about him fusing with a crazy stalker. Come to think of it, Link hadn't seen that guy since he slinked away from the group last night. "Was that guy was with us?" Link asked. "When he took off last night I assumed he was a local recruit, like Glenn." He said, motioning to Frog. "I haven't seen him since then." He glanced over at Chou who hadn't deigned to join a team meeting. Questions flared up again. Was that what she was monitoring, trying to see if they were guilty by as association?

He shook his head. There was no reason to air that sort of suspicion on the verge of a battle they would be fighting side by side with her in. Besides, they had nothing to hide so it didn't really matter.




It could also be, of course, that Chou had one of those talk-boxes and that with her around they could more easily stay in contact with the rest of the fleet. The first time she had gotten a message through that thing he had suddenly felt very boneheaded for imagining this girl Yigaing out on them.

Link wandered over to have a listen. The words came from their escort for this battle, informing them that they were about to destroy an enemy lookout. It was easy to spot even from the deck, a cozy looking wooden tower that was about halfway between a Moblin tower and and a Shiekah tower in terms of craftmanship. He was watching through the slate when the girls had aimed, fired, and obliterated the thing and everything around it in a hail of steel and fire. He lowered the Slate and looked out to the tip of the cape, grimly reminding himself that the enemy that had been besting that was waiting just beyond. He scurried back up the mast. It was the most advantageous firing position in case he had to put an arrow into something coming just under the water.

They rounded the tip into the bay proper. Their goal was rights there, but Goddess preserve them there was a whole lot of monsters in their way. Luckily for them as battle was joined and explosions began to resound across the waters surface their escort pulled up beside them, and to his delight the voice they'd heard on the other end of the radio was the shark woman he'd been watching rip apart Abyssals for the entire voyage. As she charged into the approaching enemy Shippy entered battle mode her captains command, spitting cannonballs at the enemy as even the creatures of the deep arose to aide their passage.

Bowser also entered the battle in grand style, growing to be seated on top of their airships and raining down six different flavors of devastation wherever he didn't see friendlies. Link thought back to Smash, and how he'd consoled himself by saying his glider would have been an unfair advantage if they had let him use it anyway. He wondered how sour the grapes the Koopa King abstained from for the sake of the tournament tasted?

Despite their best efforts, though, the enemy still got through. In the water monsters started Blasting at Shippy, Prompting Link to try and return fire from his perch. He tagged one with an arrow right in its white, fleshy bits, prompting it to zoom to another position only to run right into range of Shippy's barrel, scoring the ship another kill. His attention refocused when Shippy was boarded, the abyssal leaping of of the water to give Link his first real good look at the creatures they were facing. How to describe these things? They were a head? No, they had a head. The big mouth was their body, a giant hunk to metal integrated into their flash. Their eye...was that an eye? No, it was just a part of them that had opened up. Why was the metal hunk that replaced one arm attached to the other arm. They didn't seem to be anything. They looked...they looked...

Familiar.

The looked like Ganon. Unfinished. Something that shouldn't be able to live. Just flesh and machinery molded together into a semblance of form that kept going out of sheer malice alone. What kind of foul sorcery was going on in the depths of this ocean to create monsters like this?

He still took a moment to take a picture before pulling out his bow and sending three arrows plunging right into the skin of the one underneath the crows nest, right into the shoulder of that dangerous arm. That thing had a cannon on it. It tried to scream with its non-mouth, arm going limp to its side as it looked up at him. Something detached from its back and zoomed up toward him. Link rocked back as one of those small fying things that now filled the air shot past him, teeth shining in the sun as it tried to ram his head off. He stowed the bow and jumped over the side of the crows nest, the Fork flashing into his hands as he dived, prongs pointed down. "HYAAAA!" He screamed as he broke his fall by landing on the Abyssal, plunging the spear into the meat of the things white neck before kicking off its face and arm and landing on the deck. It tried to swing that cannon at him in a clumsy flopping motion, but Link sidestepped before pulling back the spear and taking a moment to charge up. There was a brief flash as he lunged forward, stabbing the spear forward over and over into the things body before delivering another devastating blow to the neck. With a last twist of the fork it went limp, slumping off the spear and dissolving into ash on the ground.

Link looked around for the next one but as he did it became apparent to him that these enemies, despite their fearsome appearance, didn't seem to have the easiest time getting around out of the water. They moved in a series of flops, like seals would. Elephant seals, it turned out. As Link was thinking about his mobility advantage one of those deceptively fast flops carried one of the Abyssals straight across the deck at him. He switched equipment again, just getting his shield up in time for the blow to knock him across the deck. He hit the railing and looked up to see the monster aiming its cannons his way but before it could fire a foot stamped down on its arm and the shot went wild, slamming into the rail beside him.

If looks could kill the scowl Cia was giving the He-Class as she ground her heel into the flesh of its elbow would have ended the entire war right then and there. "How dare you?" She spat at it, twisting her hip and sending a dark wave of magic rolling over it and any other poor abyssal that happened to be nearby. The magic sent the monster flopping out from under her in the opposite direction, tumbing head over mouth across the deck. The sorceress turned to face Link, all hints of anger replaced with a smug satisfaction. She grinned, narrowed her eyes slightly, then dissolved into darkness and disappeared.

Link leaped back to his feet, bringing out his sword and trying to ignore the ominous feeling he had gotten when the Striker had looked his way. No that he wasn't grateful, he just didn't remember calling out to her. Another thing to put on the back burner. Worry that they're all out to get you later, fight now!
Come aboard, enjoy the scenery, and kill the monsters when they show?
No, it's running away.
Ziebach couldn't help but feel small next to Ada's monstrous war golem, especially after it blasted a big fat goopy hole in the legendary monster that had been ready to rip the castle to pieces moments ago. He have to go and collect some of that goop later. Silently he replaced the fancy shards he had gathered in his pockets as the others did their best to ward off the beast, though the most effective blow was the lightning that scared the monster underground.

After pulling his hand out of his pocket the shards had been replaced with a metal and glass ball containing a clear, slightly glowing light. The beast was running away now, scurrying deeper and deeper into its tunnels. They couldn't have that, who knew what you could make out of the soul of such a monster. So he ran to the window, drew back his hand and gave his best pitch to land the magic bomb in the hole.

He didn't know what magic he had baked into that particular bomb, but he sure hoped it was lethal or at least mentally scarring.
Screw that, we'll kill this thing and I'll forge its soul into a ring that will prevent cancer and let you act as an insect even if you're a mammal.
btw, please tell me your PVP status for your character (s), whether it is ON or OFF.
Kenshi and Vatonage are currently ON

EDIT: and let me know if you want any of your personal quests to be group ones. Zieback and Shandris have some good ones for groups, for example.


This is basically opting in to having my brain eaten. Of course I op in to PVP. Please bully this nerd if you feel like it.

I don't care if I get group quest points for it or not, but there's no way Ziebach wouldn't help Ada assemble her cool robots. That's way too up his alley.

Ziebach scowled as the druid shit down his plan, slumping in his seat. "Yeah, men, gold, defenses, they'll take them out for us. They're human, they're always looking for a reason to fight one another. I wasn't gonna say we fight them, you think I'm an idiot..."

He didn't get long into his mutterings before all the china was violently thrown to the ground. He looked around as the skeletons as the tea spread across the floor. "Some of that was from the third century." He said, his voice stony again. "Some of that was Zandarian China. They don't make it anymore, because they don't exist." He got out of his chair, leaned down, and started picking up shards, trying to separate the valuable stuff from the rabble rubble for later repair.
"I agree with Galeini," He shouted from his work as the conversation went on. Secretly he considered Galeini perhaps the most powerful of them all. "I could make arrows that could turn the Nomad's enemies to stone or make them grow snakes instead of hair. That would wow the hell out of them. We could use the nomads easy. I don't need them as skeletons, look at what the skeletons just did."

As if the put an exclamation mark on the end of that sentence the entire room suddenly erupted in rattly clucking as Ziebach felt someone try to punch him in the brain. He stood up sharply and looked around, spotting the majority of his comrades also caught up in the clucking flew that had afflicted the skeletons. He locked eyes with the mind-flayer across the table, as though anyone wouldn't understand what had just happened when there was a mind-flayer in the room. "I get that mind flaying is your thing, but what is this?"

@Kenshi
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Level 4 - (21/40) + 3

Location: Limsa Lomiscuttltown ~ Limsa Lomiscuttle Port


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Link's eye popped open with a start. He awoke in his usual manner, on the hour and straight up at the crack of dawn. His evening had continued well after Glenn had let the fatigue get the better of him and wandered off to bed. It was just as well that he had done so, otherwise he might well have even still given up his savings. Link, being the last man standing and the one that had actually eaten most of the food, had the unenviable position of being stuck with the bill.

It had been big. Very big. As a matter of fact, "one of everything" big. Certainly richer than Link's purse. Luckily he had been able talk with the manager and work out an arrangement. Link had convinced the irate owner that he could make more food with far less ingredients and had asked to be let into the bars kitchen to prove his point. After seeing what sort of treats Link could whip up with seemingly any two random ingredients he was given, not to mention the fact that each dish only took seconds to cook, Link was stuck in front of the wok for the remainder of the business night and a while after on dish duty. He stopped working only once, when the whole pup had gone silent in the wake of a giant flash of light, but after that it had been right back to business.

All in all he had been very thankful to have a bed last night. Not that he couldn't sleep with a bed a grass, with only the crackling of a campfire and the chirping of crickets to serenade him, but nothing beat an actual, honest to goddess bed. He rolled quietly out of the covers, pulling the Slate of the cozy bedside table, and with a few quick clicks of his fingers across the screen he was back in the clothes he had been wearing yesterday. With that, a quick check of his inventory, and setting the sensor to detect Cia's scepter just in case any more of that woman was lurking about, he crept to the doorway and set out on an early morning stroll around the city. There was something he wanted to find, something that he had been reminded of by the fluttering sails of Shippy and the Admirals boat.




It had taken him most of the morning. He had wandered Hawker's alley for a good while before he had found what he wanted, mostly because it wasn't good for anything anymore with no ships to put it on. He'd finally run into one shrewd little merchant that still kept a back stock of the stuff just in case the day came where the war turned around and it was usable again. As things stood Link was able to buy some off of him for dirt cheap, along with some wood for the frame.

Most of the time, however, had been spent searching for somebody who could assemble it for him. After hours of looking and asking around, he was eventually pointed in the direction of a tinkerer and adventure named Mimic, a man who was rumored to be able to perfectly recreate any device he had ever seen. Link had found the man amicable, and had been a little wouldn't be able to build what he had in mind from description alone until the man had scoffed at something so simple. After that it had just been a matter to getting the dimensions correct and probing Link's memory to ensure that all the pieces were in the correct places. Appreciations were given, rupees exchanged hands, and Link left to find himself a suitably high place.

He stood at the top of a high slope, the street trending steadily downward. AS good a place as any, and in the direction he needed to be going anyway. He took a few steps back before into a run and jumping into the air, throwing his arms up as he felt himself begin to fall. He grasped out with his fingers, and as her did he suddenly felt them wrap around two handles as the devise jumped from the slate into his hands. The white sailcloth he had bought bulged out as it caught the air, arresting his fall and sending him gliding swiftly out over the declining street.

It took everything he could not to squeal with delight as he leaned, his weight puling the new paraglider to the side and sending his sailing down a side alley. He felt the wind flying past his hair, saw the worlds zooming by below him, heard the shouts of surprise as he passed over people. As he flew he felt like the worlds biggest fool for leaving his original glider back in Hyrule when he'd left for Smash. Why on earth had he done that? Well, because what good would a paraglider do you in a fighting tournament? When the letter had arrived he had assumed it would be like one of the Knightly Tournaments Zelda had described to him. It hadn't mentioned the tournament would involve being knocked out of the arena, if that little detail had been in the letter he definitely would have brought it with him and used it shamelessly.

He was beginning to get a bit tired, so he searched out an empty spot in the street and aimed toward it. He let go and felt more than saw the glider vanish back into the slate, dropping to the ground with a roll and a grin. He took a few deep breath to get his strength back, took another running start, and was gliding again in a few seconds.




Link literally dropped into the harbor, having jumped over a railing as soon as he had seen it and started falling before pulling out the paraglider again and flying steadily down the rest of the way. As he passed over the assembled navy all he could do was gawk. He had seen the shipgirls when they had first come into Limsa, but actually seeing them all assembled was a sight to behold. Every one of them was dressed to the nines, and most sported what looked like cannons on their shining metal gear. These girls looked like they could win any war. They were losing? What sort of monsters were they up against? Link suddenly realized he didn't have a clue.

He aimed for the obvious target, the ship with Bowser's face plastered all over it. He spotted the other members of the team on his approach and as soon as she was slow enough he dropped into an empty patch of ground and ran up to them as Kamek, in his new extremely uncomfortable configuration, explained the plan. They even had a shipgirl with the- no, wait, as he got closer he could see that was a girl from yesterday. What had they gotten up to on their scouting run? He held his tongue for now, after all they were splitting the party. They had two ships, they were going to split the group between them and meet up when they had to break off to go after the guardian. "Seeing as most of you seem to want to go on this one," he started, pointing at the floating ship. He couldn't blame them, given a choice between a flying ship and a normal one he would normally pick the flying one every time. "I guess I'll go with Shippy and back up the Captain. Besides, I'd be more useful since these Abyssal's are more likely to climb aboard that one. At least I think they are. Can someone tell me what an Abyssal actually is before we go?"

Unluckily, that question was answered as a pale girl with Gerudo muscles and a face like a demon marched out of the back of the floating ship toward the admiral, cheerily announcing what she was and that she needed to talk with her. It happened so quickly that Link didn't even really register it for a moment, just watching her go with a dazed "Oh, so that's an Abyssal" as Geralt and Kamek took off after her.

His head snapped toward Sakura and Junior, not bothering to conceal his worry. "What did you guys do yesterday?"
Ziebach slouched forward, one arm resting on the table and propping up his face. His expression was sour, but that wasn't any indicator of his mood. Many of the mans habits had been inherited from his dwarven foster parents, among them a resting stone face that always looked just slightly put off. At current he was trying to ignore the chronic rattling of bones as the necromancer overdid it and summoned a horde of skeletons to deliver him tea and focus on the most interesting thing in the room. Typically it was Ada and whatever mad idea she had about crafting her man of metal.

He tried to follow along with whatever she was talking about, but it was proving difficult. Ziebach considered himself something of a genius, but though he would never admit to it whenever that woman started to get into "neural-networks" and "programming" the whole lecture started to go completely over his head. He wondered if she was truly that much farther above him in terms of artificer theory or if he could only parse what she said as nonsense because she was, in fact, off her rocker and talking nonsense. He gave it 50-50 odds.

The others began to gather in short order, the first of them being Galeini the GREAT, who just appeared beside him somehow out of nowhere. Ziebach sat up straight in surprise at the mans appearance, awkwardly joining him in his applause. "Uh, yeah. Brava. Very stimulating as always." He said, sounding bored without meaning to. Thank you, again, stoic dwarven upbringing.

It seemed the meeting was getting underway now, the Druid taking charge and asking what their plan was for the systems of alliances that was springing up among the good nations of the world. "You worried about that, nature girl?" He said dismissal. "This is simple; you find the biggest opportunist among the current crop of rulers, someone with a huge chip on their shoulder, and you arm them to the teeth. Gibe them a bunch of skeletons while we're at it." He glanced over as the Necromancer's servants still tying to offer him a oceans worth of refreshments. "We got enough. Then while they're all busy with their precious alliances pulling them into a spiral of war we loot the place blind in the chaos."


Albino Alopecia - Lose all hair, your skin turns pale and your eyes turn pink. You suffer more in strong sunlight but your aptitude with sensing magic is increased.
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