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    1. Guy0fV4lor 8 yrs ago

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4 yrs ago
Current God Bless the USA! Happy 4th Everyone! (though admittedly a day late)
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4 yrs ago
Oh yay-- the status bar has turned into Twitter again... My favorite.
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4 yrs ago
Damn dude-- don't remind me what's been taken from us.... I seriously miss that game.
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4 yrs ago
Imagine not using maple syrup to sweeten your coffee.
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5 yrs ago
AFTER MUCH TIME-- LIFE RELEASES MINE GONADS FROM ITS CRUEL VICE...... YA BOI RETURNS!
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@Duthguy@Wildman13 If you guys don't mind, I'm just gonna scum Knowledge of the Three and Proper Worship off y'all
Goblin Ren
Discovering /// Early Mourning // Day 5

@Wildman13@Duthguy@Jangel13@Darked13@demonspade64@ReusableSword
As the goblins fought skeleton after skeleton, the world around Ren began to blur, until finally, darkness..... Peering into the inky void around him, the goblin could barely make out the shape of sloping walls, as heat began to build up around him. As the chamber around him grew hotter and hotter, Ren's body began to melt, his screams of agony failing to leave his mouth as his form turned to mush.

The chamber began moving, lifted into the air, and before being carried over to what appeared to be a vat of molten steel. As Ren was emptied into the vat, an unseen hand mixed the contents thoroughly, before pouring the mixture into a mold. Mere moments passed before the mold was broken, revealing a red hot steel ingot.

From the darkness a hammer swung down on the burning metal, each strike shaping the metal, the sound reverberating throughout the void. Strike after strike, a body took shape, and as it did, the ringing echos became a song. As the metal's song met it's crescendo, a pair of tongs shoved the form into a black liquid before Ren suddenly snapped awake.

Sitting up as the world came into focus, Ren quickly realized that his body was not his own. The form he saw before him was much larger, covered in stone grey skin, and filled with incredible strength. Was what he saw before truly just a dream? Or had something changed him? As he rose to his feet, Ren felt heavier, as if everything, down to his very bones had thickened (whilst failing to realize all of his clothing had been destroyed).

Looking about, he saw that the others had changed in miraculous ways as well. Though some of his friends immediately ran out of the church, two of them seemed to kneel and start talking to... a statue? After they walked away, Ren briefly studied the sculpture, not finding it to be anything special. Intending to ask about it, he followed them into what appeared to be a library. Right before asking, he hesitated, something deep inside him was hesitant to let them know how intelligent he was. However, there was an easy workaround, "Why talk to rock?" he asked as he approached the two.



@Duthguy I spy with my little eye......



@ShwiggityShwah I'd say write up a sheet, @Zeroth isn't gonna be back until tomorrow or the day after, and he'll tell you yay or nay
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@ShwiggityShwah THE SLIME ARMY NEEDS YOU
@Jangel13 what does shirila's shrine look like?
@Jangel13 I'm definitely satisfied with Ren's new look
@Jangel13 you could probably just use one of the goblins from this panel as a template for at least the head and chest, just maybe crop arms and legs from other panels
@Xandrya same here, Daniel isn't showing up again til' lockup
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