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2 yrs ago
Current God Bless the USA! Happy 4th Everyone! (though admittedly a day late)
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2 yrs ago
Oh yay-- the status bar has turned into Twitter again... My favorite.
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2 yrs ago
Damn dude-- don't remind me what's been taken from us.... I seriously miss that game.
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2 yrs ago
Imagine not using maple syrup to sweeten your coffee.
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3 yrs ago
AFTER MUCH TIME-- LIFE RELEASES MINE GONADS FROM ITS CRUEL VICE...... YA BOI RETURNS!
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@Zeroth
A feeling of ecstasy flooded Jason's body as the Lizard's squeal echoed in his mind; [Rock Spire I] was proving to be a wise investment. However his moment of triumph was cut short as he felt a mana orb rip through his body, however, the little bastard was paid back in kind as Jason's body slammed down on top of it, ending it's pathetic existence. As he shot his vomit at the second wisp, it launched a mana sphere at the same time, the two shots exploding into a shower of vomit and sparkles as they ran into each other.

Unfortunately, the other slime though Jason was trying to steal it's meal, proceeding to lunge at him.
Thankfully, since he was already prepared to dodge an attack, he swiftly jumped out of the slime's way, simultaneously tossing the freshly killed wisp into it's gelatinous mass, calmly telling the slime "Me friend. Am helping you." as he landed, hoping that it was at least intelligent enough to get the message.

As Jason turned his attention to the wisp, the entire world around him slowed. This wisp was going to die here, and now. Spitting another ball of bile (this time without using magic) at the wisp, immediately preparing a [Stone Shot I], no matter what the wisp did to avoid the bile, it was going to get belted with a rock.

(OOC: If it wasn't clear, no matter what the wisp does, Jason is going to immediately fire a rock at wherever it starts to go)


@Jangel13 new tree looks dope af
@Rai@Duthguy
Though the others tried to heal Nathaniel, their efforts were sadly in vain. Try as they may to heal him, there was simply nothing to heal, the pain was caused by the feedback of his new companion connecting to his nervous system. As the ringing grew worse, Nathaniel's pain began to subside. Slowly sitting up, he realized he could no longer feel the thing that had wrapped around his hand. "It's about time you return what you stole to this kind man..." said one of the older kids with a malicious grin as they grabbed Nathaniel's arm, trying to pry the chitinous gauntlet off of him.

When SUDDENLY!!!

Another one of the older kids was struck in the side by a ball-tailed cat! The group glared at Xuon, "Dude, what the hell!?!?!! He's a fucking thief!!! We're teaching him a lesson!" one of them said in a very aggravated tone of voice.


@Wildman13 Im doing good, yourself?
@Dread ya gonna hop on the discord mate?
Mason Drake


@Jollan@Rai@geurls@Brithwyr
The Old Woman's sudden awakening ended the ordeal quickly, the scythe-wielder getting sent through the floor. Though Mason wanted to believe the fight was over, the Oro didn't strike him as someone who would stay down for long. As the spectral hands lifted them out of the hole, took off toward the bottom of the mountain, where Lulu awaited his return, not before whispering "Hold on tight" to the Old Woman.

Once at the bottom, Mason hastily shoved his shoulder back in it's socket before situating both himself and the woman on Lulu's back before making haste for the safety of Vrondi. Though he didn't want to abandon his comrades, he couldn't risk the return of the Basilisk tamer. Little did the seraph notice that all in his wake became lightly singed, from grass, to branches, to bushes. His breathing ragged, he pushed Lulu as hard as the young horse could go, not stopping until he reached the city's gates.

Flopping off his horse, Mason lay with his back to the ground, a slow groan escaping his lips. After several moments, he eased himself to a sit and looked at his injured leg. Seeing that the bone had begun to heal incorrectly, he reached forward, gritting his teeth, with a crunch and a grunt, it was fixed. Exhaling heavily, Mason hobbled to his feet, before looking to one of the gate's guardsmen. "Excuse me sir! Could you please get Mirror for me? Tell him that the mission was a success... Also, if you could find me a Taxis healer, I would much appreciate it!" he shouted.
Nathaniel immediately started to explain what happened to the traveler, but was suddenly cut off by the feeling of thousands of tiny needles getting thrust into his flesh. A sharp pain shooting throughout his entire nervous system, causing his body to violently spasm.

"Look boys, I think it broke!" Said on of the older kids with a laugh as they threw a kick into Nathaniel's side.

But the blind orphan could not hear them, for a loud ringing filled his ears.

@Rai
@DominoPool this has turned into an ascention themed, pokemon-esqe, full-fledged RP
@Rai *clears throat* APPROVED


@Zeroth
As Jason continued to practice near the pool, he received another one of the notifications he had grown to both love and hate.

You have run out of MP.
You are running low on Stamina.
You are experiencing a fast rate of Skill Progression.
System:Jason


Apparently constantly running [Tremor Sense I] while trying to figure out Aqua Orb was quite taxing. Just as Jason was about to consume a mana crystal, a group of monsters suddenly came running! A Wisp, bloodied and weaving in panicked zig zags, flying away from a Slime in hot pursuit. The slime’s low speed, however, and the fact that several dark colored spots on its body implied injuries, meant that it too must have been prey for something. Indeed, seconds later a Fanged Lizard appeared over the rise, spitting poison at the Slime though it missed every shot. Several feet above the lizard, a second Wisp seemed concerned for the first one’s safety, as it seemed to be straining to catch up to the Slime before the Lizard did.

Deep down, Jason smiled; what a fortuitous situation indeed...

Carefully noting the lizard's speed, he consumed the first of his two crystals before summoning a [Rock Spire I] out of the ground at a 45 degree angle. If his timing right, the spire would come out just in time for the lizard's speed to get it impaled deeply through the gut, and turned into what would be little more than a sitting duck.

Next, waiting for the injured wisp to get within range, Jason quickly lunged up and attempted to spike it into the ground. Then turning his attention to the second wisp, he spat a ball of bile at the flying puff (empowered with whatever mana he had left), and consumed his second crystal, ready to dodge any retaliatory attack from the cheeky little shit.

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