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5 yrs ago
Current No point posting your writing online if you don't care about praise.
6 yrs ago
Is the rioting and BLM brought up yet?
6 yrs ago
Honestly, I don't get the grief given to SAO when there's stuff like Mushoku Tensei where the MC actively lusts for underaged girls. And it's the most popular isekai in Japan.
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6 yrs ago
Reminder that the Pentagon just confirmed UFOs are real.
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6 yrs ago
Also, it's kinda annoying going back and forth writing short replies since I got other stuff to do and that just interrupts my rythm.

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"Where am I?"

Those were the words that echoed through Illia's mind as she walked across the fog-covered landscape. She knew the forest was foggy but now it seemed she was no longer in the forest anymore as there were only plains all around her. Before she knew it, the trees disappeared, replaced by an eerily sterile grass that all had the same exact length. She knew that for a fact as she actually stopped and measured them. No plains would ever be like that. Not in a million years. She must have stumbled upon some magically designed place, she thought. A plant mage should be able to do this kind of thing, though she wouldn't know why they would. Perhaps they just desired uniformity that badly?

"Hmm, are those... voices?"

She stopped herself and steeled her ears. Indeed, those were voices. Human voices in fact.

Without wasting any more moment, she walked towards where the voice seemed to be originated, With these robes of hers, she couldn't really run. And she hadn't the stamina to run anyways. Even though she didn't look like it, she was 300 years old. And even though mages lived long lives, their stamina would decrease with age. And she was the oldest of them all.

There, at the source of the voice, she discovered that there was a crowd of people. And not just any ordinary people, as there were demihumans and other odd-looking humanoids as well.

Thanks to her gloves, they didn't see the mark on her left hand so they didn't swarm at her. Instead, she had to be the one who initiated the conversation.

"Excuse me sir," she said to a man closest to her, "What is going on here? Why are you all gathered like this?"

"Hmm, what? You... a newcomer?" he replied, looking surprised at her odd looks. "Do you have the mark on your hand?"

"Mark? What mark? I don't have any mark on my hand," she replied back. She was now even more confused than before.

"Take off your gloves, miss. The left one. Just do it."

Illia did as she was told, seeing no harm in the act. And when she did, she immediately discovered that there was now a tattoo of some sort on the back of her left hand. It looked like to be a magic circle, and one of the more difficult ones too.

"This pattern... I remember this. This is the magic circle they drew at the ritual when I was coronated as the leader of the mages. This is the symbol of the archmage! How did it get here?"

Before she could lift her hand closer however, the man shouted, "Hey, we got another one here!" And before she knew it, she was swarmed by the crowd. And they all pushed her forward.

"W-what are you doing?" she said to them, clearly looking distraught on this sudden treatment. She could feel her robe being stepped upon over and over again. Thankfully, it was not some ordinary robe as it was made by the fiber secreted by the legendary spider queen Shelob. Its toughness and magical properties were unrivaled, so it wouldn't rip by just something like this.

"We'll explain once we get there. Now go on and get to the front," the man explained.

She did as he said. She could just blow away all these people with her magic if she tried to lead her into some kind of trap.

She was soon brought to the entrance to the cave. Behind that was a massive white wall that stretched up to the sky.

"What is this?" Illia said as she stared in awe. In all her life she never saw a wall as tall as the one in front of her.

"Miss Archmage," the man then addressed her by the title she blurted out, "You have the mark on your hand. That means you can enter. We the ones here don't have it so we cannot. Watch."

Illia then saw a man with a marble skin ramming into the entrance with his shoulder, only for him to repelled back by some unknown force.

"A barrier..." Illia mumbled. She was quite familiar with something like this, since she could use it as well.

"He had been doing that for a while. Real stubborn. Refuses to give up even after we tell him to," the man commented. "So yeah, only the marked ones could enter. And we don't have any choice as walking back to the foggy plains behind us just makes us all end up here in the end. We have no idea why we're here right now. We just want to go home. So you have to do something, I beg of you. The other marked ones have already entered as well so you don't have to worry about going in alone."

"Hmm, a warped space? This is some powerful magic at work indeed..." she mumbled to herself. "Very well sir. Stay here while I investigate the heart of the matter. My hypothesis is that we're trapped by some powerful magic and to dispel that spell, we have to go into the cave."

And that magic must have transported me and the others as well... Just what kind of magic is this? There must be a bunch of mages working together to achieve this effect.

Illia walked towards the cave's opening. As the others had said, she wasn't repelled at all when she tried to enter the it.

Carefully, she entered the cave. Dungeon-crawling had never been her specialty. But she knew that the main rule of dungeon crawling was to stay alert at all times. And she would make sure to adhere to that rule.
In Closed 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
"W-woah, be careful," Kanako said when Jideh stumbled off-balance when he tried to stand up. She didn't mind at all that he was leaning on her shoulder.

"W-well, if you're feeling well enough to continue, then we should go to the fountain. I have a feeling we're pretty much behind though. But if not, then we can go back to the dorms. Really, this whole thing has stopped being worth it ever since that giant spider thing appeared. Though I suppose I get to learn how strong a wind elementalist can be after proper practice and learning."

@Kalleth

Esther von Degraff



And thus, the threat of the rocs was taken care of.

Esther would've been pleased with their result, if not for the fact that one of the roc's blood had drenched her dress.

It was easily the grossest thing she had ever experienced in her entire life.

"Captain, permission to go change to a clean clothes! It's an emergency!" she said to Ires before bolting off from the scene, not waiting for her response first. The quicker she got out of this disgusting, slimy, and smelly dress, the better.

At lunch, Esther returned wearing a clean dress. She couldn't find any water source nearby however, so she still had a little smell of a roc's insides, no matter how hard she tried to clean herself. It made her quite grumpy, and she ate her lunch seated away from the others just so they wouldn't smell her.

Ugh, this is the worst!

At least the roc meat they got from them was delicious.




The next morning, Esther finally got the chance to clean up for real as the grove they were encamped on had a small river near it. She had a hunch that this place used to be a forest, judging by the tree stumps everywhere. So it wouldn't be odd that there would be rivers inside a forest.

The small river, unfortunately, was quite in an exposed place. There were barely any trees for her to get some privacy. And it was situated lower than their encampment, so you could see the river straight from up there.

Oh well, she had no choice. She had to clean up herself or else she wouldn't be able to function properly. She already started to feel itchy and any distraction in battle could spell death.

...Yeah, she knew that was just an excuse. But she couldn't help it. She was a lady after all.

After making sure that no one was around, she took off her clothes before dipping herself in the water.

Aaah, this water is so cold and pleasant...

She stayed there for a while. Thankfully for her, the Captain decided to send scouts ahead to the ruins so she had extra time to enjoy herself.

Lydia Evangeline



Today was Sunday, and for most people, it was the time to relax after a hard week at work.

However, for Lydia, it was just like another day in her life.

Today, Lydia was strolling around Shiny Park, taking in the greenery in her surroundings with her camera in hand. She was in the mood for some green photos so today, she went to the park. There was nothing else to it.

Such was the typical thought process of one Lydia Evangeline, a freelance photographer. Thanks to her occupation, she was pretty much free to do whatever she wished and whenever without being constrained by things like office hours.

Of course, this didn't mean that she was just lazying around. She still did her client's requests on a timely manner. And at her free time, she would look for sceneries to photo, to be later put on her website. She didn't really do it for the money though. It was only to satisfy her lust to photo a perfect scene, a perfect view. And if people wanted to buy her pictures, then all the better for her.

"Oh, a couple," she said, suddenly stopping.

In front of her was a man and woman sitting together on a bench. Judging by their body language, it was painfully obvious that they were in love with each other. But it seemed they were still shy around each other.

Adorable. Simply adorable.

She wanted to capture this scene.

But when she brought her camera upwards, she stopped herself. It would be improper for her to take a photo of them without their permission. And the clicking sound of her traditional camera would certainly disturb their moment.

And so she had to resist. How unfortunate.

In the end, she walked past the couple without a word, making sure not to walk near them and not look at them so their little moment wouldn't be interrupted.




After walking for some more, she decided to take a rest in a nearby bench. Her legs already felt quite tired. She must have walked around this park three times already.

"Haaaaah..." she sighed. Today was not that good of a day, unfortunately. She only had gotten one photo of a squirrel with her kids. Certainly really cute, but just one photo after walking for half a day?

Her mind returned to the couple from before. That would've been a perfect shot if she had captured it. Alas, it was not to be.

Maybe she should just wrap it up for the day.
Tilia Fitzregald



"Ehem!"

Tilia nearly jumped when out of nowhere, a hand landed on her shoulder, accompanied by an obviously fake cough. She turned around to see a girl frowning holding a piece of paper towards her.

"You are very lucky this is the first day. Next time I catch you committing an indecent act, the slip of paper will not be yellow."

Now Tilia understood. She was a member of the disciplinary committee, obvious from the armband she's wearing. And she certainly looked quite displeased.

"I have no idea what you're talking about, senpai! If you're referring to my fly being open, that was totally, 100%, an honest mistake!" Tilia answered cheerfully, pretending to not know her crimes.

After she left, Tilia read the paper. Yep, she totally knew everything.

Oh well. What's a little excitement without a little risk? She would just make sure she wouldn't get caught next time.

And dear miss disciplinary committee had forgotten to tell her to zip her still open fly.
@Dynamo Frokane
Alright, I'll take the latter.

Already edited my bio. Might wanna look at it.
@Dynamo Frokane
Fair enough. I have no idea what the average body weight for that height. Maybe around 130 pounds would be better?

Yeah, an online photographer could work. Will edit the bio now.
Here's my CS.


@Dynamo Frokane
No. This is my first time here.
@BurningDaisies
I think I'll choose the timeskip. Can't think up of anything worthwhile in the journey.
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