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Current Just ran a stale yellow. Nobody on this website is doing it like me, sticking it to the man like me, blazing a trail against tyranny like me. the only thing revolutionary about you is your rhetoric
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Takeru Segawa is the type of man they made myths out of. Intensely privileged to be able to say I watched him burn so bright as he did before going out with a win. I’ll miss you, hero.
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a frayed thread on the colorful tapestry of our existence, begging to be yanked until the whole thing unravels, a suggestive, inviting golden glow around the idea of leaking my buddy's DMs to his wife
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I'm like the "conspicuously modded with multiple trojan backdoors skyrim save on your friend's screenshare stream" of white boys
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Completely fucking up my field sobriety test as i clamber out of the honda fit i've wrapped around a lightpost, staggering everywhere, before finally scoring a big fat goose egg on the breathalyzer
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I'll probably post tomorrow since Nytem n'Stein've yet to do so. Will Lugu be writing for Port?

Also... Since AMV/MEPs have been brought up, totally gonna throw this in during Gren's party.


...ohcrapthatthumbnail


that thumbnail isn't indicative of the whole video is it?


Gonna just throw all that shit in there and leave it on overnight tbh
in less myopic news anyone done the old "throw some doctor pepper, some barbecue sauce, and some chicken breast in a slow cooker" trick?

Because i have a project tonight
In CLOSED 11 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Jonas Highwind




Location: PHYS ED T U R N U P
Interacting with: Stella McGuire, Tara Niklos (both mentioned)



A scant two minutes after Stella and perhaps three other students had entered, the Son of War ambled in, clad in plain white underarmor, black basketball shorts, and a Dallas-tier sunny grin on his visage. Around one shoulder, his trusty plain red backpack was relatively light, containing naught but a shaker bottle filled to the brim with such gourmet mixtures as The Nectar of Lifts (literally just protein powder and water), a one-subject notebook and pencil, and a ziploc bag (made doubly sure to be sealed, mind you) of chalk. Plopping down into a seat, he slung the bag from over his shoulder and under his desk with practiced grace, one smooth and seamless motion.

Fingers lacing together behind his head, he leeeeeaned back in his chair, stretching his back in a manner not dissimilar to a large, human-shaped cat.

Tara must be lagging behind. he thought, as his earbuds began to pump a copiously appropriate mashup of Deus Ex and DMX. She's usually up before me. Weird.

"Weird" was right. If there was one partially sedentary class his sister would like enough to always wake up for, it'd have to be Physical Training, right? Nothing like knowing your body, and thus your weapon. Nothing like training it... even she wouldn't be able to say no to a free session in a gym that was actually not overpopulated every week. One not plagued by fucking curlbros...

...I don't actually know that much about her grades, do I?

"Meh." he mumbled to himself, returning to a neutrally seated position and concluding it to not be too urgent. She was still here after like three years, after all, so she obviously was doing fine enough. Wasn't like he could abuse his big brother authority in that regard anyway: she'd been here longer, so despite being three years younger, she had seniority. Weird how that worked.

Idly drumming his fingers on the faux-wood of the desk, he waited as more students filtered into the room. One part general health class, two parts working out. Perfect setup, in his opinion.

Goin' heavy on the legs today...

How am I still on a 5x5, honestly? Should have moved onto something more advanced, shouldn't I?

Eh, still making gains.
gratia should bother luke more
I wouldn't honestly

sometimes it's better to keep it simple and not pad things out more than they need to be padded
Gratia Mindaro - Cafeteria

"Your hair could fucking burn for all I care," she replied tonelessly. "But not until I sate my interest in it."

The assumption that Schwarz' strange hair situation was associated with his emotional state was one based on very little evidence, the only sign having been the surprise on his face earlier. But it was a hypothesis that had greater basis than any other shitty idea that could pop up. And Gratia was going to prove that her hypothesis was correct. By all fucking means necessary.

"My dorm, straight after classes, " she continued, standing from her chair with remarkable solemn grace. "DoN'T be tardy."

And once again, she was the stoic Mistralese huntress, walking away into the crowd with nary another word.


Luke Schwarz -- Fallout


He said nothing as the daughter of Mistral vanished into the crowd, leaving him once more at his lonesome at the table. Instead, his eyes merely widened, a touch more than imperceptibly so, and his mind had raced. Sure, it was no doubt rooted in innocent intentions and nothing more, but the pure fact of the matter had remained all too clear for the fistic Hunter, whether changed by context or not.

Sh-She just invited me to her room!

D o u s h i o


Despite the message being laden with Mindaro's characteristic verbal abuse (or perhaps instead simple freight-train bluntness), nonetheless the study subject in question found his ears burning and cheeks no doubt taking a slightly rosy tinge. Purely scientific intentions or not, that was really fast! Wasn't he little more than an acquaintance to her?! A guy going into a girl's room may not have normally been a big deal due to the team-to-dorm structure of this Academy, but being invited had an entirely different meaning!

What should he do?

Should he clean up beforehand? Be sure to spray some extra deodorant? Should he bust out his nice clothes? No, she said straight after classes, so they'd both be in uniform...

Sc-School Uniforms!

Eyes bugging, he shook his head vigorously, smashing them shut and sending his growing locks to and fro. He was getting ahead of himself, losing his cool. This would go nowhere!

Slow down, slow down, slow down!

Get it together, man!


With a deep breath, he rose as the bell indicating the beginning of passing period rang, tossing his scraps of remaining food and used plates in the necessary bins. Bag locked in an iron grip, he proceeded down the halls to Armory, forcing his head to cool.

I am just an acquaintance, and I'm no more special than anyone else to her. The only reason this is happening is because my hair sparked her curiosity.

This was the honest truth of the matter. While the thoughts had been fun to entertain, he was far too cowardly and far too savvy to try and bring them to life through action. After all, he was too much of a coward to seriously go as far as to dress up for the occasion of meeting a friend in her room. That was the sort of thing you never lived down.

Showing up right after class as requested-- More like ordered. -- was all he needed to worry about.

------------------

One short and convenient timeskip later, and Schwarz found himself in Chatsworth's Armory class, plopped somewhere in the mix near Cian and half of BASL and idly toying with his watches as class began. Armory. He could see why his teammate had opted for this one easily: being essentially entirely reliant on Byakko, it behooved her to know the ins-and-outs of both her weapons and those she could potentially encounter, and likely be called upon to deal with, on missions. It made perfect sense, and the class could only do her good.

Him, on the other hand, he was primarily a fist-fighter using weapons that, while in good condition and reliable, were hand-me-downs passed onto him from his mother. Ones that he used with a decent deal of proficiency, but had long ago concluded would be best served by being passed onto the middle child as opposed to the eldest.

As such, he would, for now, need to learn how to make them work for him, as there was no turning back.

Or is there?

I wouldn't be surprised if we learned forgery...


He visibily perked up a tad, pupils dilating ever so slightly. Learning to shape steel, to fold it upon itself to reduce impurities...

I'll do so one thousand times!

"How do you think this one's gonna play out, Cian? Can't be worse than Math, right?"

Or history, despite Professor Oobleck's best efforts at both slowing things down and keeping them concise...
Luke Schwarz -- Back and Forth


"Was it? I didn't feel anything." he countered, sliding his now dormant scroll into the pocket of his uniform's pants. This was, of course, the absolute truth. With the logical assumption that if his hair moved, its motion could be felt as well-- as it would blowing in the aforementioned wind, for instance -- he was rather skeptical of the notion, despite her complete seriousness in her insistence of the fact.

"You're really interested in my hair, huh?" he muttered rhetorically, propping one elbow up on the table and resting his jaw upon it, feeling increasingly less put-off by her unique demeanor the more he grew used to it. It was almost like progressive exposure therapy-- systematic desensitization. Perhaps it was due to increasing familiarity with Gratia herself, but he'd save such hypotheses for Psychology, three periods away.

"I'm a bit surprised, honestly. I'd figure at this school of all places a strange sight would be mostly written off as normal. Especially something so small as my hair appearing to move sometimes."

Note that he said appearing. It was a very deliberate choice in diction, and I'm sure by now anyone deigning to read will understand what it's getting at.

I really don't think it is.

No matter which of them were in the right, though, that had to be at least more normal than the incident second period. And hey, speaking of this morning...

Maybe some things just get her going for some reason.

Like in combat class, when she fought Cian. It was like somone'd just lit a fire inside her.


That stoicism of hers that she had so often wigged him out with, especially in contrast with her aggressive language, has flown out the window. It was like she was almost counteracting that berserker side she'd shown...

Could that be right?
In CLOSED 11 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Jonas Highwind




Location: The Bar-t of the Party (they can't all be winners)
Interacting with: Elize Vanzant, James Oake, Dallas Relo, Rozalia Eathliel, Tara Niklos



Raising an eyebrow, he gave a sidelong glance back at her after she said her piece. "Well, y'know, there's the whole slew of social stuff that it'd just sorta trample. The other people's relationship, their personal space, the whole 'intimacy' thing..." he listed off in a counterpoint. "It makes sense to me, anyway. Just keeps people from stepping on other people's toes and it's an old as all hell precedent."

Seriously, kissing people out of nowhere was pretty weird. While he understood the sentiment behind it (mostly), he personally didn't agree with it once you brought the reality of human interaction into it. People weren't just understanding and all-loving, and frankly, things were better that way. There would be no competition, no desire to better oneself... People would have no drive.

Frankly, he'd rather things be like they were now than some idyllic utopia, but he doubted Elize was seriously meaning to bring that much philosophy into this. Better to just watch the show as it was presented by this new guy. Quit pretending to be deep, you know? Smarter than the stereotypical Son of Ares or not, it didn't quite suit him.

"Yeah. Pretty sure this doesn't run as much risk of Dallas's place getting trashed, and him consequently throttling somebody." he agreed.

If he or Tara didn't give them the boot first, of course. They'd signed on as bouncers for a reason, they'd best earn their keep.
Going hard on the Nozaki for that one huh

i like it
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