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29 days ago
Current Just ran a stale yellow. Nobody on this website is doing it like me, sticking it to the man like me, blazing a trail against tyranny like me. the only thing revolutionary about you is your rhetoric
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2 mos ago
Takeru Segawa is the type of man they made myths out of. Intensely privileged to be able to say I watched him burn so bright as he did before going out with a win. I’ll miss you, hero.
3 mos ago
a frayed thread on the colorful tapestry of our existence, begging to be yanked until the whole thing unravels, a suggestive, inviting golden glow around the idea of leaking my buddy's DMs to his wife
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4 mos ago
I'm like the "conspicuously modded with multiple trojan backdoors skyrim save on your friend's screenshare stream" of white boys
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5 mos ago
Completely fucking up my field sobriety test as i clamber out of the honda fit i've wrapped around a lightpost, staggering everywhere, before finally scoring a big fat goose egg on the breathalyzer
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Anyone here read "The Kite Runner"?

If so could you please do my homework for me? It is painfully boring.

I have chapters 1 - 20 and all the assignments there in due tommorrow cause I was out a couple of times over the last two weeks.


No.
Luke Schwarz-- On Mission


Looked like the gate wasn't worki--

!

It was fast enough that, for a second, the last member of the JCL trio had reason to believe that he might have just been seeing things. That heightened nerves had created an apparition in the thick, heavy air that they had been trekking through upon their approach. That his instincts were telling him to be wary, if not entirely being forthcoming with the information.

On the other hand, this is an S-Rank Mission.

I shouldn't chance it.


"Did anyone else see that?" he asked the group, tone low and cautious. "Something moved near that corner."

According to the briefing, they were coming in with the knowledge that they weren't alone in the slightest-- that the Distillery had multiple Grimm afoot, if not already on top of them.

Therefore, they couldn't afford being surprised.




Sterling Johnson -- Defending a Caravan


"Well that's fucking ugly!" the silver-haired Atlesian quipped unnecessarily through the rushing wind, one palm sneaking into a pouch full of small metallic spheres and imbuing them with his Aura. Flinging them out into the air around him, he immediately sent them whizzing at frightful speed, tiny metallic bullets headed straight towards the eyes of the Deathstalker.

If nothing else, that'd have to distract the thing.
I'll spare you guys a wall that would make Trump blush and tell you Plank and Nyte have the right of it.
In such beautiful fashion though

I knew Holm had it in her but I didn't think she was ready

I have NEVER been so glad to be wrong


SWEET, DELICIOUS SCHADENFREUDE

WE'RE FREE PLANK

WE'RE FREE
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
SHE DOESN'T JUST BEAT 30 PLUS YEAR OLD SOCCER MOMS, SHE DESTROYS THEM IN FIGHTS SO SHORT THEY CAN BE POSTED ON INSTAGRAM!

SHE'S A-MAZE-ING.


but is it as great as



ROWDY RONDA ROUSEY, WHO ISN'T JUST A ONCE-IN-A LIFETIME ATHLETE, BUT A ONCE EVER ATHLETE? WHO'S SUCH AN INSPIRATION TO WOMEN THAT SHE LEAVES THEM CRYING TEARS OF JOY IN HER WAKE, WITH HER AMAZING TALENT? SHE'S THE BEST POUND FOR POUND FIGHTER AND EARTH, AND ALSO A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, WITH OLYMPIC LEVEL JUDO AND BOXING GOOD ENOUGH TO DROP WORLD CHAMPIONS, MALE WORLD CHAMPIONS, IN THE GYM WITH BODY SHOTS AS TOLD BY OUR RELIABLE SOURCE EDMOND TARGARYEN?!

I don't think so, you silly bitch. BUY THE PAY PER VIEW AND WITNESS A HISTORIC PERSON'S CAREER!
also team Basilosaurus needs to wake up
Not me buddy.

Bring it in.



you DO care ;__;
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