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29 days ago
Current Just ran a stale yellow. Nobody on this website is doing it like me, sticking it to the man like me, blazing a trail against tyranny like me. the only thing revolutionary about you is your rhetoric
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2 mos ago
Takeru Segawa is the type of man they made myths out of. Intensely privileged to be able to say I watched him burn so bright as he did before going out with a win. I’ll miss you, hero.
3 mos ago
a frayed thread on the colorful tapestry of our existence, begging to be yanked until the whole thing unravels, a suggestive, inviting golden glow around the idea of leaking my buddy's DMs to his wife
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4 mos ago
I'm like the "conspicuously modded with multiple trojan backdoors skyrim save on your friend's screenshare stream" of white boys
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5 mos ago
Completely fucking up my field sobriety test as i clamber out of the honda fit i've wrapped around a lightpost, staggering everywhere, before finally scoring a big fat goose egg on the breathalyzer
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*hides all of his Zamorakian stuff and pretends not to be here*

It's like you're searching for ways to be a disappointment
#JusticeForGuthix
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... The hell did I just watch?




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Luke Schwarz — 0-60 mph


It was as if they had been waiting for their resolution. Like the whole room had been listening in for the plan, and as soon as it had been aired, it all burst into motion.

The plan wasn't going to be put to the test, but rather pop-quizzed.

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"Watch out!" he called, backpedaling even as a Griever's grabbing swipe fell short of his face by a mere half-second. ell, more accurately, it probably was trying to grab at his throat...

Same basic idea either way!

Eyes flicking across the field as he completed a one man Boke-Tsukkomi routine, he answered the swipe with an emphatic punt that more reminiscent of a Messi than a Jose Aldo, but would serve the desired purpose all the same. Either force it back, or hit it really hard in the face.

Technically, it was faster along a linear path, so kicking like a soccer striker as opposed to an MMA striker might have actually

Wait, these three weren't alone!

Things were getting hectic, and the hapless hunter was having all but a hernia trying to keep up. Stalking towards the trio was a pair of giant, nasty looking rats the size of wild hogs...

It was getting too crowded in here, and those two looked the meanest. At the point of the group, even after drawing back, Luke realized that he was in the way of the three attacking, with his team behind him at either side. That meant for the moment, at least, they were alright if he held them off.

Alright, and able to work freely.

Something resembling inspiration lit up his head.

"Stick to the plan! Cian! Take the two big ones out first!"

Even as he barked the order, he surged forward with a war cry and arms spread wide, all but charging the three Grievers to meet them head on, and as far from his team as he could help. If he could at least keep the three busy long enough for Cian to put a few rounds in the Scavengers' heads, they had already made the situation much more manageable. If he kept his wits about him, he could fend the three little ones off for that long without major issue.

Probably.
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