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29 days ago
Current Just ran a stale yellow. Nobody on this website is doing it like me, sticking it to the man like me, blazing a trail against tyranny like me. the only thing revolutionary about you is your rhetoric
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2 mos ago
Takeru Segawa is the type of man they made myths out of. Intensely privileged to be able to say I watched him burn so bright as he did before going out with a win. I’ll miss you, hero.
3 mos ago
a frayed thread on the colorful tapestry of our existence, begging to be yanked until the whole thing unravels, a suggestive, inviting golden glow around the idea of leaking my buddy's DMs to his wife
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4 mos ago
I'm like the "conspicuously modded with multiple trojan backdoors skyrim save on your friend's screenshare stream" of white boys
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5 mos ago
Completely fucking up my field sobriety test as i clamber out of the honda fit i've wrapped around a lightpost, staggering everywhere, before finally scoring a big fat goose egg on the breathalyzer
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Looked at the dialogue you actually left me and figured I needed to change anyway

my b fam
It's something
Luke Schwarz

Clear shots?

What the heck? I can't possibly be in front of everything, I'm a small gu
ggrbl


In his moment of distraction, the hoodie-clad hunter found his situation to have suddenly grown much more dire, as long arms, clawing at and past him for purchase, found hold of his neck, instantly squeezing tight. His eyes bugging, he cut off his complaints (through no mean feat of psychological effort), and directed his focus to the task at hand. Teeth grit as his neck muscles tensed in an instinctual method to fight off the squeeze, his consciousness flashed back to a more practical method of dealing with the attack.

Grab the choking hand.
Four fingers on the meat below the thumb.
Peel away.
Counterattack with all your might!


Deftly adjusting his grip upon the creature's arm, he caught one of its fellows trying to slip by—

"OOOAAAAAAAAH!"

And with a haggard cry of war, clubbed it with the Grimm he'd been dealing with.

Letting out a rough cough as he released, he returned to his usual demeanor that everyone knew and loved once more.

"I can't be getting in the way of every shot, can I?!"

Consummate everydude just trying to make sense of the world around him. The more this mission dragged on, the crazier everyone was getting! They had to get out of here, and fast.

And with some remorse, he noted that he was definitely a major factor in slowing their process down in the first place. Just as the sparring class had time and again proven:

I think too much.

"Just put lead on anything that moves that isn't us!" came the amendment, "If there's a worker in here, we'd have known by now!"
I just lost my Conure this December. I know how it is, man.
"We're a six-man comedy troupe."
@Caasicam

Jason Alexander

I looked down at the distinctly feminine voice, because it is, without any lies on my part, always a girl who this happens with—

Ascetic Arts:
(The 108 Skills of A Loner):
Confrontation Buster Series: Stink-Eye.


—and affixed her with a deadpan stare. One of my specialties for warding off people who felt like being shitheads first thing in the morning.

Not that I agree with the common assumption that grouchy, morning me is any more or less repulsive than my usual self, or that any of my selves really are at all (I especially think my cleaned-up self is dashing as can be), but, hey; I've got a weapon I don't always like, yet it still works.

That'd be a dangerous line of thinking for someone like Harken. Another of my admirable traits: I would never act upon my evil ambitions if I had them. I always get chastised and reprimanded by those around me for hating work, but the joke's on them. My low-energy sensibilities and emphasis on efficiency are arguably some of the most effective weapons I have from turning to villainy, since even if my self-awareness should falter, planning a massacre for a massacre's sake would be boring, pointless, and stupid. As for the girl standing at a whooping clavicle height—

No dice. She wasn't buying it at all. Like she didn't even register my patented glare, my indomitable "Stink-Eye". Or, for that matter, anything besides the crown of my head, as opposed to my eyes, nose, or anything that could really be called my face. Just staring right in my direction.

Rather, looking. I noted there wasn't any sense of focus with her gaze up.

No focus.

Which, to use a term this girl wouldn't be able to appreciate, put things into perspective for me.

"No. You are, though."

Two statements of fact. Them being such, I spoke flatly and with nothing overly acerbic.

For me.
Albert Morgan


"I appreciate the sentiment," came the even-keeled voice from the other end of the line, "but I just got up here. Going back down in so ignoble a fashion would, in frank terms, be absolutely unacceptable even for a loyal manservant, much less myself."

The line was rudely clicked shut, but the words continued, this time much less distorted by frequency limitations that not even the gaudiest scroll could avoid. The door, for it's part, found itself once more ceremoniously opened, revealing a tall, strong man with a mostly-clean and kempt head of blonde hair, and eyes reminiscent of the sea they'd crossed to get here.

Resting his cane upon wall adjacent to the door, he slid the scroll in a specialized pocket before seating himself.

"I do look forward to seeing how the locomotive flies, though. Tarik will have absolutely outdone himself this time."

not much that can be posted unless we wanna do an argument about how it's not actually that dark in there
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