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Kit felt like her feelings of aggression toward the pizza shop owner were totally validated. First, the guy only brought out plain ass cheese pizza, not a topping in sight! Then, to top it off, he’d given her quarters to play games, but hadn’t mentioned even once that there was an entire collection of them behind a door! How was she supposed to know!? There wasn’t a sign! There wasn’t a window! Was she supposed to just assume!? To open doors with no reason or invitation?! She had been raised better than that!

Kit tore open the door to her mother’s car with her free hand. One hand was busy shoveling the last piece of pizza into her mouth as she lifted herself up into the passenger’s seat. “Professor, do we know who’s in charge of this eatery!? Because they. Are. EVIL!” She declared, glancing at her mother. For all intents and purposes, Kit had forgot about her mother’s mood the night before.

Rather than answer her daughter’s question, the older woman tsked as she glared at the cheesy pizza, “You know how I feel about you eating in the car.” There was A LOT of things Molly let her daughter get away with, eating messy ass pizza in the car was not one of them. “Stains on my clean leather is pure evil.” To avoid from getting bitter about the hair change, Molly simply decided to not look her daughter in the eyes, turning her head to glance into her rearview mirror.

“This pizza isn’t goin’ anywhere but down my throat where it can drown out my horrible, no good, very bad day.” Kit muttered, as she shoveled a huge bite of the food into her mouth. To her credit, she’d gone so far as to bring napkins along with her. Blowing a raspberry, she glanced at her mother, “so, the Doc says you’re still in a pretty bad mood…” Kit said, before turning her attention to outside the car, staring at the road before them. “I can only assume that I’m at the heart of the issue.”

Starting the car up, Molly bluntly responded, no sugar-coating in this household, “You are.” For the most part, Molly raised Kit to be stronger than most girls, strong than she was when she was that age, but that didn’t change that her daughter was still young and felt. “But.” With her right hand, she gently tapped her daughter’s leg, “I’ll get over it. Hair can grow back. As for the guy that owns the place, he’s a very rich, very powerful man. Bartimaeus Locke. Ty, for short. You know him as Hailey and Henry’s dad.”

“He doesn’t look like a very powerful man! He looks like a real douchebag to me. Hailey and Henry’s dad huh? That gives me an idea… Did you know that my new best friend is sucking Henry’s dick? I shall use this my advantage, and get infinite game tokens…” Kit was scheming now, getting ahead of herself. She could abuse Min’s relationship with Henry, probably! “OH. That reminds me! I invited a friend over for tomorrow night. The Doc suggested that I ask you. So, here I am.”

“That’s fine if—” Here was the ultimatum. “You babysit Summer’s demon duo so she can come to date night with me and Oliver, and obviously, her hubby. Her eldest won’t be in town this weekend, so I need you to take the hit. I want to be spoiled by your father.” Plus, she wouldn’t trust anyone she wasn’t close with to watch those two little shits that reminded her of Mini Alex and Mini Oliver. It was horrible. They were walking disasters.

“Yeah, I can do that Sunday, whatever. But I’m closing the door.” The gauntlet was laid down by Kit back at her mother, and she had a feeling that she had the power in this particular situation. Babysitting Summer’s wild children? That was a big thing to offer, and Kit knew her mom wouldn’t turn down the offer, despite her having some added weight to her response. It was bargaining.

“... any particular reason why you’re closing the door?” Molly narrowed her eyes, but kept her attention on the road. They were bargaining and it was a matter of wits and wagers. Terms and conditions. “You do know you will need to take them out for a little bit, if they’re cooped inside the house they’ll break something.” They always broke something.

“I’m closing the door because me and my friend are gonna play video games and I don’t want dad complaining we’re too loud. Look, if I’m takin’ them out, on top of babysitting, then I’m closing the door.” Kit folded her arms over her chest. The final offer was made. “It’s ridiculous to expect that much of me, I’m just a baby.” She blew a raspberry, and shoved the last bit of pizza in her mouth, chewing with her mouthful. “It’s not like it’s a big deal. I close my door all the time. Different reason though. You know why.

“... okay.” Molly smiled. “But those rascals need to be in bed by 8. Don’t let them eat all the stuff I let you eat, or you get no gaming done.” Her fingers tapped on the steering wheel, before she glanced over at Kit, “It better be just gaming tomorrow.”

Haha, score. Kit had made a deal with her mother, and she’d came out on top. Now, there wasn’t a thing in the world that could ruin her day. New hair, new friends, new Kit! Vastly upgraded Kit. “I mean, it should be. She has a… Collar thingy she wears and she belongs to Hailey Green. She's real pretty though so I might swoop in for a kiss. No fear, no fucks given. I can handle the kids, that's not a biggie. Kids like me because I am small.” Made sense to her. Kit shrugged her shoulders, but was ultimately happy she'd secured a private night with her new friend, with the door closed to keep the parentals out of their hair! How exciting.

What was up with the collar trend? She blamed Alex’s brother, Jericho. He made it go viral with her forever idol, Amity. “... would Hailey be okay with you kissing what is her’s?” Molly raised an eyebrow, her daughter was audacious.

“I dunno. But like, you can’t own somebody. I like to kiss people. I kissed Sam. Owen’s friend. And I kissed Selena. I don’t like her anymore.” Kit shrugged her shoulders, before presenting her new life philosophy to her mother. “If I see someone and I like ‘em then I kiss ‘em. It’s how I show my appreciation for the human body now, Mom. It’s not a phase! I hope it’s not a phase. Why didn’t you tell me kissing was this great?!”

How does a mother respond to that? Why was her daughter kissing everyone she liked?! After trying hard to think of how she should respond, Molly simply answered, “...don’t get mono.” Really, Molly couldn’t tell Kit how she should express affection. Everyone expresses differently. Oliver was the only man she’s kissed! Key word. Man. There was ONE time, she and Summer tried it, but Oliver doesn’t need to know that. That was before they were a thing, anyways.

“Wanna see the video of me kissing Sam? It’s totally on YouTube, dude. Isn’t that rad?! I’m like a star! I wonder what I’d be if I like, kissed with less clothes on! Like, like I dunno. Some kind of outfit! Like, like my cheerleading outfit! Do you think I’d get a lot of views?! Dude, I bet I would. I COULD BE A STAR, MOTHER. What the fuck is Mono?” Kit suddenly zero’d in on the word she didn’t understand. Mono? Like… monotype team? In Pokémon. That had to be it! But what did that have to do with kissing?

“THAT’S ENOUGH!” Okay, Molly couldn’t handle this. She needed to talk to her husband, ASAP. Where was she learning this from? Or more importantly, WHO was she learning this from? “You got your new hair and a closed door tomorrow, I don’t want to hear anymore about this new… you.” Not right now. Kit needed to stay her innocent baby. The car started to speed.

“Gotcha, If it makes you feel any better, the Doc says all kids grow up eventually, and that it’s unhealthy and unreasonable for parents to assume that their kids will be perfect innocent angels for ever. He says, and I quote ‘you’re not raising kids, you’re raising adults.’ You’re raising someone that will eventually contribute to society! What kind of contribution do you want to make?” Kit’s words were meant to soothe, but she knew her mother well enough to know that sense often couldn’t be spoken into her. “I’m just sayin’, y’know? Hey, you know what else?!”

“What.” Molly’s voice grew cold. Yeah, they were raising a girl who would be an adult, but that didn’t mean she had to become a slut. As the mother, it was her job to make sure her daughter’s ‘contribution’ was a positive one and that she knew, yes she was growing up, but she was still a teen. If Kit was trying to convince her to be okay with this newfound news about how the person that came out of her vagina will live her life from this day onward, Kit was strongly mistaken.

I qualified for the qualifiers for Evo! THAT means that I might be going to the biggest fighting game convention in the world! AS A COMPETITOR, mom! Do you understand how big of a deal this is for me!? I’m out of redbull, we have to solve this travesty so that I can keep training. I gotta practice. Gotta always be practicing. Practice, practice, practice, professor.” Kit was done with talking about her ‘personality change,’ and was instead focusing on the positive. She was going to the big time! Sure she’d played in a local game here and there, but nothing as important as EVO, it was Evo for fuck’s sake! Couple that with her possibly starting a stream team with the Vanilla Sunrise… Kit was on rise like a fucking sputnik! “I’m so excited! I can’t believe I did it. I didn’t think I’d ever do it.”

At least with this, Molly could approve. “Get some pointers from JJ, I’m sure he’ll help you be the best.” Molly unfortunately could not get gaming around her head. She did play when she was younger, but never to the level of her husband and his best friend and his best friend’s family. “and for your redbull, is there not an alternative? Too much of something is never a good thing.”

“I mean, tea is okay. I guess. But it’s also gay. But I think I’m gay. Oh, uh, by the way mom. I’m… gay. I hope that’s okay.” Kit gave her mother a thumbs up. As far as coming out parties went? It could have been better, but hey. Kit knew what she was now, she was just thinking it before. Now, it was a definite fact. Kit was gay as helllll. But that Damian dude was something… oh man, being a teen was tough. “But I think I still like guys. So I guess I’m only half gay. Is that okay?”

“I’m no homophobe, Kathryn. Yes, it’s okay that you are interested in both genders, but please, for the love of god, do not kiss EVERY person you like. That’s like giving them a treat before they even deserve it.” For now it was just kissing, but what if tomorrow it was her flower?!

“I only kiss the people I like that are cute. You don’t see me kissing like… A Double, do you? I like him. He’s the hookup! Alright, take me to the grocery store. We shall browse the teas and also buy me a twelve packer.”

Molly gave up. She couldn’t right now. “...fine.” Oliver was going to hear it when she got home.
@AmbraN'yet, but I intend to in time.
@AmbraCurrently undecided.
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Def interested in being a tiny among cat people. Long as there is a sufficient meat shield that keeps the rest of the comparably giant world away from me.


I'm probably going to be the aforementioned meat shield.
@Ambrait twas many moons ago, but yes, we did.
Hello, I am interested in this.
@CaptainSullythat's so sickkkk, bro
@CaptainSullyIt would be dope and very appreciated.
@CaptainSullyhow much to make one of those cards for alex LOL
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