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2 yrs ago
Current Someone out there vividly remembers something you said, which you have completely forgotten.
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4 yrs ago
They call it science "fiction" when there are currently more planets inhabited by robots than planets inhabited by humans.
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4 yrs ago
"Writing about magic is harder than writing about spies because you’re dealing with something that doesn’t really exist."
5 yrs ago
If you're ever lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. After a while, it won’t feel like you're alone anymore. Problem solved.
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5 yrs ago
“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.”
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HITMAN

"𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖, 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎'𝚜 𝚊 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎. 𝙰𝚗 𝚎𝚗𝚍. 𝚈𝚎𝚜... 𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚒𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎. 𝙸𝚗𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛, 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚟𝚎 𝚘𝚋𝚟𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚕𝚢 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚖𝚎. 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝. 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑."

Who I Am

Longtime RPer that has not RPed in a hot second. Pondering a return from a self-imposed exile.


Where I Am


Currently Running
Nothing at the moment, but maybe keep an eye out.

Currently Participating
n/a. Maybe it'll change? ;)

Honors

"He's a two-faced bastard of a GM."


"He's American. Enough said"


"He abuses us with lenny faces"

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"He hates the gays"


"Wait, since you're a hitman, can't you just scan the bar code on the back of your head and just bring your post back?"


"I have never met a more horrible, selfish, ungrateful human than Hitman. I wish I didn't have to live inside his body 24/7 for the rest of my pathetic, meaningless existence."

老吾老,以及人之老;幼吾幼,以及人之幼

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42-42-564, whenever you want to knock on Death's Door




A sound soul...


The Death Weapon Meister Academy. Popularly known as the DWMA. It is an institution to train weapons and meisters, established by Death, to prevent Kishin, the demon gods who plunged the entire world into the depths of terror, drove people into a maelstrom of madness, and nearly destroyed everything from ever being born again. The gist of it is, it's an organization of justice, to keep the peace.

Why is it a technical school anyway?

Oh well. Now then, let's get ourselves duly keyed up, and get going!

-Lord Death, the shinigami and founder of the DWMA

... dwells within a sound mind ...


Hey there! For those who haven't figured it out yet, this is a Soul Eater RP, based off of the Soul Eater anime. If you haven't seen the anime before or are a little bit rusty with your weeb-ness, fear not! I'll give you a quick run-down right now. If you don't need to be refreshed, then I guess just skip ahead.

Soul Eater is an anime about the DWMA, an academy in Death City, Nevada (fictional, for those who don't know) that teaches meisters and weapons. Meisters are individuals who can wield weapons, and weapons are individuals that can transform their bodies into a variety of weapons. Meisters wielding weapons then go out to kill and take the souls of 99 Kishin Souls (evil people, basically) and 1 witch (like the one with the hat) to make their weapon into a Death Scythe (note: Death Scythe does not have to be a scythe in particular.) For more information, I'd recommend watching the anime (it's on Netflix) or just going through the wiki (be warned, the anime and manga are different. we're mainly basing ourselves off the anime.)

This RP will basically be the main story of the anime, but with a twist- with the exception of the teachers and Death himself, the cast of characters is entirely new- all OCs.

Any questions, please ask.

... and a sound body.


Everybody must complete the 1st hider. 2nd hider is for meisters and 3rd is for weapons.







So if you're interested, post here so I know. If you're not, you can just post here to make me feel better about myself :)
Gilmore's eyes began to glow with holy magic once Wrath lunged at him. Envy could feel the power radiating from him- much more than all of theirs combined. Before he could blast Wrath into oblivion, Pride knocked him out with a chair. A chair. Well, Envy couldn't really blame her. They didn't exactly have their weapons of choice on them right now.

The man shook his head. "Oh, you have so much to learn about the human world. Also, while we're in private, do call me Phanuel, the Face of God. Not in public, though. That would be quite awkward." As he spoke, large angel wings sprouted from his back, and a halo formed around his head. A golden light emanated from his body, making Envy feel regret, just for a moment, for killing hundreds of angels and humans alike.

Phanuel, or Sebastion Gilmore, whatever you're going with at this point, snapped his fingers, and a wave of light washed over the demons. Envy immediately felt something drop into her lap. "God wanted me to give that to you. Identification. You're officially all humans. Just saying, I wasn't an advocate for this. I voted for fiery pits."

Envy read the name on her card. "Who the hell is "Rosalyn Hood" ?

"Your new human name. Sucks for you if you hate it- you get what you get and you don't get upset."

"Harrumph." As soon as her powers were restored from this angel's curse, Envy would destroy him.

"No obvious signs of disappointment allowed. Now, I'll be back next week to check on you. You might want to tuck yourselves in school- your human school starts tomorrow, and doing things while tired is generally not good." And with that, he vanished with a flash of gold light.

I will. Just going to finish up this scene and move on from there.
I'm cooking something up.

Be prewarned though- I'm going to be away next week and probs not gonna have internet access. Just saying.
There's a student council. I'll explain the extent of school stuff once we cross that bridge.

Speaking of bridges, I haven't thought about what Envy'll do in school. I'd assume she'd be a cheerleader or something? She craves popularity after all.
Yea I'm not thinking of jack shit to do. I'm out.
My understanding is that a) the power the Demons have is, while definitely above a human, not quite enough to compete against the entire police force and SWAT. b) oh yeah there'll be angels c) God is always watching

I did my thing, not exactly the highest quality post ever, but I'm on a timestrain using a tablet connecting to a shitty keyboard forgive me
Envy couldn't help but clench her teeth and tighten her fists at Pride's words. The demon, their self-proclaimed leader, was more annoying than an entire squadron of angels, armed with holy weapons. Still, she was a demon, and her ally, at least for now. That might change in the future, though, you never know.

Wrath soon came to, and began howling at Envy like a banshee. The female demon held up her hands, giving a slight point towards Pride's direction. Wrath soon directed his rage towards Pride, and Envy finally grinned. Pride would not want to fight Wrath- hell, Envy, one of the more combat-oriented demons, did not want to fight Wrath. She leaned back against a wall. Her legs felt odd. She was used to having a serpetine body, not human legs. It was weird having to use them to walk, instead of slithering.

"Now SILENCE."

She was taken aback. Her body felt cold, and her human lips could not budge. She was held in this state briefly, before eventually breaking free of the curse. She gave Pride a death stare. She despised that power of hers, but there wasn't a hell of a ton she could do.

What worried her was when Wrath started countering with his own aura. Envy, rather than interfering, backed away. A fight between Wrath and Pride would certainly not end well. For any of them. Her eyes came to rest on Greed, fiddling with a black rectangle and the black screen on the TV. Much to her surprise, the screen soon lit up, with a man talking about the weather. Envy couldn't help but be surprised. How was this man predict the future? That was an ability none of the demons had- at least, none of the ones under her control. Her eyes flitted around the room- sometimes at the remote in Greed's hand, sometimes at the increasingly dangerous Wrath and Pride situation.

At that moment, a wave of magic flooded the room. Envy had no idea where and why, but she knew it happened. Her magic sealed itself up, as she could only assume the same thing happened to the other demons.

The door then swung open, revealing what appeared to be a middle-aged human, with silver hair and a grey suit. The man looked about the room. "I see that you are all fitting in quite well, hmmm?" His gaze moved to Wrath and Pride, before shifting back to the room as a whole. "Oh, pardon me. I seem to have forgot myself for a moment. I am Sebastion Gilmore, owner of this house. I will be checking back here every so often to make sure that the place is...in order." He looked down at the shattered glass table. "Obviously, you'll have to pay for that. Does anybody have a check?"

Envy understood only a few words from the man's blurb. One of themm was 'owner.' The other was 'in order.' And then there was 'pay.' Envy did not know what this check was. In demon culture, typical punishment involved chains, whips, and lava pits. No matter what it was, Envy did not want to deal with it. So she quickly spoke up, her voice as normal-souding as possible.

"Sorry, I have nothing."Her voice did managed to sound like a normal human adolescent. "Do any of you guys have a check on you?"

Also, as a quick addition, your demon's powers can grow, adapt and change over time. The more exposure to Earth you get and more artifacts you come into contact with, the more powerful and numerous your abilities come. And there's also your true forms. I guess you can all unlock your own true forms or somethhing. I dunno. Opinions?
I'm working on something. Not quite god but you'll see.
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