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2 yrs ago
Current Someone out there vividly remembers something you said, which you have completely forgotten.
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4 yrs ago
They call it science "fiction" when there are currently more planets inhabited by robots than planets inhabited by humans.
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4 yrs ago
"Writing about magic is harder than writing about spies because you’re dealing with something that doesn’t really exist."
5 yrs ago
If you're ever lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. After a while, it won’t feel like you're alone anymore. Problem solved.
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5 yrs ago
“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.”
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HITMAN

"𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖, 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎'𝚜 𝚊 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎. 𝙰𝚗 𝚎𝚗𝚍. 𝚈𝚎𝚜... 𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚒𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎. 𝙸𝚗𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛, 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚟𝚎 𝚘𝚋𝚟𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚕𝚢 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚖𝚎. 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝. 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑."

Who I Am

Longtime RPer that has not RPed in a hot second. Pondering a return from a self-imposed exile.


Where I Am


Currently Running
Nothing at the moment, but maybe keep an eye out.

Currently Participating
n/a. Maybe it'll change? ;)

Honors

"He's a two-faced bastard of a GM."


"He's American. Enough said"


"He abuses us with lenny faces"

Comment: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"He hates the gays"


"Wait, since you're a hitman, can't you just scan the bar code on the back of your head and just bring your post back?"


"I have never met a more horrible, selfish, ungrateful human than Hitman. I wish I didn't have to live inside his body 24/7 for the rest of my pathetic, meaningless existence."

老吾老,以及人之老;幼吾幼,以及人之幼

Most Recent Posts

<Snipped quote by Agent 47>

Just make two characters for Harpy's wing then. Not like it is forbidden.


that's lame af tho

I'm really not sure what to do here. I already had another idea that fits Harpy's Wing much better, but I can't change her magic without fundamentally changing her (the whole Konchu thing, bugs, hehe)

@Agent 47 You say you'll make a Golem's Hand char later. Is this one supposed to be in Harpy's Wing then because the CD says Golem's Hand?


No, my bad. I was going to make a Harpy's Wing one first but then I changed. I'l make one for Harpy's Wing later. Chloe's for Golem's Hand.

Anything needs to be changed, let me know of course. I'll make a Harpy's Wing character later, maybe, who knows.

Can't make bets, but my eye is on this.
Take a half-assed intro post, y'all.
Inner Demons




Episode 1: Genesis v2.0


Envy felt a stinging sensation as the cocoon of light surrounding her faded away. She opened her eyes to see herself in a building. What appeared to be rather comfortable chair as well as a glass table surrounded her. A peculiar black screen hung from a wall.

She rubbed her eyes, confusedly. Her brain was in deep conflict right now. Thoughts were coming back to her...God saying something about humans...that they would have to live with them...the feeling of chains on her wrists...

She looked down at her wrists to see if there were chains, only to realize that in her previous forms her skin was not this curious peach complexion. And she had claws. What had happened?

Then it all came back to her. God telling them they would have to live among human adolescents. They would have to attend 'school', whatever that was, and perform the human necessities. According to the bumbling fool, humans had to eat and sleep, or they would die. She groaned to herself. Why was this, of all things, their punishment? She would have preferred anything.

Then, one by one, her subordinates began to appear. Greed, Wrath, Gluttony, Sloth, Lust...wait, no Pride? Was it possible they were free?

Nope, Pride was next. Ah, a demon could dream.

She looked at her demon kin, watching them come to their senses. No doubt they were as confused as she was. After giving them a moment, she decided she would speak.

"I guess we're stuck here."
With Wrath in, we're good. Expect the first IC up soon-ish maybe.

@jynmi88 No problem. Consider yourself in until further notice.
lol now excitement is missing.

Just waiting on @Inner Demon to get wrath in :)
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